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  • 9gag's gonna have a field day with this.

  • Russia, 140%.

  • VICTORY FOR KOREA

  • zdychaj skurwysynu

  • fuck you Kim Dzong Il !

  • now that he's dead, approval rating over 9000

  • @scottschiess What, 9000?!

  • i love reading the comments of people who think the onion is real!!!

  • @mrskarfunkle Same here! So many idiots :)

  • I find it funny how people in Capitalist countries denounce the efficacy of Communism when, in fact, their country is in debt to China.

  • @bodinian

    I find it funny how some people in Capitalist countries don't know what Communism means. Or lack any knowledge about the world's largest country.

  • @MachimoI I thought he was talking about China, not Russia?

  • @LittlePikachu

    I thought that any person would be able to understand out of the given context that I was referring to the population size, not area.

  • @bodinian Not really, as China is in no rush to get their money, they know better.

  • @bodinian

    China isn't really communist; it is ironically more autocratic capitalist. Contrary to popular opinion Communism is not over extended political control over markets, but a country's wealth and means to generate it shared out equitably among the people of the country. In reality very few examples of what actually constitutes communism exist. Some that do not are USSR, China and Vietnam.

  • @GiantArapaima74 I know Cuba is a good example of a Communist country that turned out rather well. Sure, there is poverty, but not unlike in America. I think Cuba is likely the most high quality Communist country. Modern China has a stronger resemblance to Socialism than to Communism, as Socialism is sort of a halfway point between Capitalism and Communism. There is no distinct line drawn between them, so it can be hard to tell sometimes.

  • @bodinian The US and Canada are way more 'Socialist' than China, in actions if not political rhetoric. Capitalism thrives in China, due to relaxed enforcement of labor and business regulations, and exploitation of the peasantry occurs at a scale that would make Marx roll in his grave.

    And Cuba is where China was 20 years ago, heading down that same road. Take your head out of that idealistic crap and travel the world, and see for yourself.

  • @knightoflambda You're a dumbass.

  • @ZenkoAce points for punctuation, despite lacking intelligence.

  • @knightoflambda How do you know all this? I am an ABC and people from mainland China are constantly coming to my area telling first hand stories. By capitalism meaning the rich live off the poor then you're correct. Relaxed? No.

  • @ZenkoAce Did you even read what I wrote? By "relaxed enforcement of labor and business regulations" I meant that enforcement of business related laws is not up to western standards. I meant that Chinese law enforcement is barely keeping in check the rampant exploitation that follows in lightly regulated environments. So I don't see how anything I said contradicts you.

  • north korea is not a communist country... ...just read the principles of communism and you will not find many, if any, in north korea... ...starting with their inherit leader which goes against communist believe that there should be no inheritance of any kind...

  • @DeadlyGirm I'm not sure who Carl Marx is but I do know who Karl Marx is.

    And yeah, unlike most other "communist" countries North Korea doesn't even claim to be Marxist (and claiming to be Marxist is the only thing that corporatist countries like China, Cuba or Vietnam have ever done). North Korea names it's ideology as Juche which actually has more in common with a religion than an actual political system.

  • @himjl2 COOL STORY BRO

  • Kim Jong Il's approval rating may have plummeted but he's still number one. That's just how awesome he is.

  • @DeadlyGrim He's the is the original creator of true communism.

  • North Korea is best Korea!

  • @MrJRH95 I have, 6 times :)

  • Marx was a drunk. This is well known.

    When a drunk just so happens to piss someone off...

    That drunk becomes an Alcoholic.

    Nobody likes Alcoholics.

  • @stolencaraudio Well known by you, perhaps?

    Besides lacking any sources for what you are saying (besides the "Common Knowledge", as interpreted by yourself), I doubt that your comment can qualify as an actual critique of either Marx or Marxism.

    Ultimately, anyone seriously dealing with an ideology and a critique of the Capitalist system (which is what Marx's most important work, Das Kapital, is) could care less whether or not the fella who coined it was likable or not.

  • I agree 145% is more valid

  • communism has nothing to do with antidisestablishmentarianism.

  • @MrJRH95 Communism is not the answer to world peace. World peace will never happen, and communism should be wiped from the face of the earth.

  • i love how many people get into heated arguments about politics and correct terminology on youtube on a video that is just supposed to be funny, take a chill pill everyone lol

  • i would like this but i dont want to ruin the 1337 likes

  • @spiderpiggy101 I ruined it

  • @MrJRH95 Communism only works if you make concessions in ideological purity for practicality. It can clearly work as a totalitarian state, if you don't mind your populace being poor as shit. It can work far better if you make pragmatic concessions like China has towards modernity.

    Capitalism is the same way by the way, Southern Somalia is the closest thing to a "pure capitalist" state in the world for reference.

  • @override367

    Communism only work in candyland.

  • @MrJRH95 People just don't really know what it is.

  • saddam actually had 99% approval rating.

    by actually, i mean that was the result of the rigged elections he held.

  • why do I GET THE SAME FUCKING SHAMPOO COMMERCIAL

  • It occurs to me that the only reason Kim Jung Il has fallen to 120% in the polls is because the many sick and wrongheaded people who comment here seem to not realize that he is the greatest ruler in the history of history. I say smear your own ass with boysenberry jam, but do not besmirch our great leader with your vomitous ideas. You americans have so much to account for, and in time our glorious leader will bring the retribution you have been begging for

  • @dockclerk1 Your fuckers are brainwashed

  • @dockclerk1 lol go back to your shitty ass country then? i'm no fan of the USA but still i would MUCH rather live there then in NK...i would rather die actually

  • @dockclerk1 lol political troll

  • @abahawas This video is fake they are actors playing a joke on you... and it worked! There is no such thing as 120%

  • @dockclerk1 I didn't know Kim Jong-Il had a YouTube account!

  • The main problem with Capitalism is not the standard of living of the working class, nor is the main point of Communism raising the living standards. Rather, the problem is the inevitability of war due to financial competition over resources, and by extension due to the invention of nuclear weapons, nuclear war and armageddon. The choice at this point is either to discontinue Capitalism before this happens (through Communism) or be reduced back to barbarism because of nuclear war.

  • @1drizzt1024 Um, it is COMMUNISM that leads to war over resources, moron. Capitalism has trade.

  • @Grasslander Capitalism has its issues too, we have wars for resources in the name of America....

  • ok ok ok... everybody who cant spell and say that america ISN'T stupid is embarrassing me as an american so please think before you spell because comment below me is rite but dont make me look bad.

  • @whoami382 thumbs up agree

  • Stupid americans youre acting so much for your own interest.. 

  • @trinityjerry112

    Sorry that someone isn't paying your bills for you.

  • @trinityjerry112 well last i checked america isent stuiped and all other countries that arent with america are! so shut up YOU COMMIE BASTURD!

  • Why the hell are we arguing social systems? Communism is great in theory, but it doesn't actually work when there's real human beings involved. We've seen this. It's also obvious that, although capitalism is a great thing, pure capitalism doesn't work either, because people always lose. You could say exactly the same thing about monarchy or anarchy. The perfect social system is a good balance between all the other systems. Put a little of each in, because each ideal has it's place in society.

  • @DarthFennec YOU ARE ALL SCARY FREAKS!!! THIS VIDEO IS FAKE!! There is no such thing as 120% that was your first clue. 100% is the full value of any number did you all fail math?

  • @skoneelove Yeah ... no shit it's fake ... and my first clue wasn't 120%, my first clue was it's the fucking Onion.

    I was talking about the comments section, not the video ...

  • @MrJRH95 to much power to the government and the people are always cheated

  • People like Lenin set out with the very best of motivations. Communism inevitable goes wrong. How many revolutions do we need before someone gets it right?

  • Hmmm People defending Communism .... Nice to see you people defending Communism have benefited from the evil Capitalist society .....freely using a computer ....hmmm interesting how you bought that laptop without the Govt giving it to you hmmm

  • @TheJasonDR Communism isn't bad. Captialism is where you spend money to make money. Communism is where you give the goverment all your recources and give you back what you need. You won't get rich, but you'll never go homeless. In capitalism, alot of people live on the streets cause they lose all their money trying to make it. Each system has flaws and benefits that are different from eachother. The soviet union wasn't a communist nation.

  • @TheJasonDR The soviet union took all the resources and gave nothing back, so it wasn't really a communist nation. I like to refer to it as Stalinism, cause Joseph Stalin changed the way communism works. Niether Capitalism, or Communism is bad, they are just differnt and have benefits and flaws.

  • @milkduds1001 well... Capitalism is as perfect as a govt can be becuz with capitalism ...that hunger for wealth benefits everyone.......look not everyone can be millionaires...but companies create a product and compete thus making the product cheaper thus they grow and hire thus...competition is in evolution cuz capitalism is natural perfection if animals didn't compete and nature were a more socialist thing than Do Do birds would be running around even thou they are not worthy of survival ...

  • @TheJasonDR Not really, there is always a chance for corruption. Fast food industries are selling foods that could potentualy have deadly diseases, and every time someone fights them, the just higher a hundred loyers. Look at linsay lohan, I bet you that if she wasn't rich or famouse she would be in prision, but no, she always gets out. The rich are powerful, and the poor are week. In nature it's about survival, here it's about money. Soem people would kill their own families for money.

  • @TheJasonDR Capitalism is all about money, and who ever has the most is in charge. I'm not saying it's a bad form of goverment. I like capitalism, and I would not want to live anywere else. I love my country and I would die to defend it, but their are flaws in the system. Yes I love america, but it's not perfect, and that is just a fact of life.

  • @milkduds1001 capitalism is perfect the problem is ... when business get into govt and corrupt politicians ... but capitalism is perfect just like evolution is

  • @TheJasonDR Nothing is perfect, not goverment, not man, nothing. Everything has flaws, even our goverment. I'm not saying it's the worst, it's the best form a goverment in my opinion, but it's not perfect. And you even said that business is the problem, keyword, Problem. But then again this is all opinion based so you are intitled to your opinion. Believe what you wish.

  • @milkduds1001 @milkduds1001 capitalism is perfect cuz well its like different forces racing and competing to give you a product or a service just for money but they really just want your money its a win win relationship that americans have with business I give you money and you give me a product or service or hire me while companies desperately compete with one another for that money like have you ever seen these car insurance commercials on tv like Allstate,Geico,State farm, or Progressive

  • @TheJasonDR But in that competition, people will lose, and thousands will go into dept an lose their homes.

  • @milkduds1001 nope ... thats not how it works ... at all. lose your home ???? thats what happens when you buy a house that you cant afford ...thats why the housing market collapsed and is continuing to collapse cuz the govt was giving loans to people that could not pay it back thus the housing market collapse

  • @TheJasonDR Well if the system is so perfect, then why is it collapsing?

  • @milkduds1001 Well every system has problems. The USSR in the 90s had massive economic issues, and so did all of Eastern Europe. They weren't exactly canon communists, but they were command economies. World capitalism will have its problems and upset society a bit, but it will eventually get back up.

    Russia still has not shrugged off the legacy of its totalitarian past. The levels of bureaucracy and corruption are insane.

  • @michael99887766 Don't ever assume a country can just get back up. Sure we've been in rough scrapes before, but one day, America, and Capitlism in general will be gone. Everything that has a biggining has an end, and one day, the problems in the capitalist system will destroy it. It may happen a decade from now, or a century from now but it will happen. It's happened before with other goverment structures, and it will happen a hundred times again.

  • @milkduds1001 well....like I said when people in govt try to help people by giving them govt loans when the banks wouldn't .... we cannot help people in govt you know that's what democrats do .... but it is unsustainable thus the housing market collapsed and by the way USA has been practicing in socialism for a while now like social security ....which is going bankrupt ... medicare and medicaid .... its ridiculous ...

  • @TheJasonDR True, well, guess we'll wait and see if the goverment can fix things. After all, we are in a huge dept, like 20 trillion dollars so we'll see how it plays out eventually.

  • @MrJRH95 I think it's a great idea for a pre-industrial country but post your probably doing more harm then good. Even if Russia's communisim wasn't what it was intented it still boosted them very fast. that being said capatalisim with a mix of socialisim is best

  • @Snakebite105 socialism for the win :D

    In MY opinion I think there is general less corruption in socialistic countries than in commie and cappie countries yes I know you can't say that but I don't care! :D

  • @rensdyr1 I was refering to america. capatalisim with a mix of socialisim.

  • @rensdyr1 Socialism doesn't work. Stop being a pseudo-intellectual.

  • @MrJRH95 Actually I did read it and it's still stupid.

  • @theviewerofart HURF

    ...DURF?

  • @MrJRH95 Communism is shit my grandparents and dad told me about communist poland.

  • 0:32

    Thats Bob from "The Other Guys"

  • Its amazing! Kim-Jong Il won the election yet again! How can he be so great among all the different political alternatives there is in NK.

  • ... are we supposed to laugh, on watching this video, or what?

    hhhhhhhmmmmmm!

  • Not to start an argument although insight is welcome....

    Socialism seems to be a kinder more delicate form of communism.

    And in Germany we practice socialism, the government will take care of the people. They make sure you have money and a place to live.

    But, you must do exactly what they want no matter how pointless.

    And if you don´t do this or commit some small error they punish you harshly.

  • I already rofled when I read the title

  • Forbes Kids Magazine though

  • @MrJRH95 I agree with u. Also, the real comunism was never created on this planet. The goverments that clames to be comunistic - is dictatorship, totalitarian.

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  • fuck! so many isms...

  • Hi man, we had to read the communist manifesto at school.You say communism is a great idea but it can´t be put into action. Whenever it has been millions dead were left behind. So, i think the idea is bad. Show me one success story- a country that suceeded thanks to the ideas of Marx, Engels, Lenin...

  • Communism has nothing to do with totalitarianism.

  • @jsymons1985 you obviously dont know how communism is implemented

  • @jsymons1985 please read a history book

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  • @jsymons1985 communism discurages working, and forces the government to force the people of the country to work, cusing a totalitarian government or dictatorship.

  • @StonewallSierra16 the only totalitarian was stalin and mao zedong from china but the communism its not suposed to be like that in the comunism the workers own the fabrics and the production methods and they werent opresed like the capitalism or the "communism" of the urss and china also all the men are equal except when there is need for special skills of any person

  • @jsymons1985 Communist states all end up totalitarian because they don´t understand economy and instead of improving it they destroy it so then they resort to undemocratic means to keep it!

  • @jsymons1985 Tell that to Stalin, Kim,Mao, Jintao and possibly Hitler (who's fascistic regime was not to uncanny to being socialistic\communist. The very essence of state governed communism must rely on very aauthoritarian approach in order to keep it working.

  • @XpEAnUTBuTtERsUckSX

    Jintao?

    You mean the president of P.R. China?

    That is actually one of the most capitalistic countries. China doesn't have the safety-net programs that the US does.

  • @jsymons1985 communism leads to totalitarianism. Think about it.

  • @jsymons1985

    yes yes it does.

  • Well Hitler still holds the world record with a rating of 210% approval.

  • hihÌ_Åñÿ_gúys_wÁÑt_tO_chát_wít­h_mÈ

  • You know, kind of like those youngsters who lived in "communist" countries and thinking that if capitalism would came they would become Sweden or Norway but definitely not today's Afghanistan or Ukraine. And perhaps these people should try to perfect or at least read about those who tried to perfect the mentioned systems by studying how to eliminate the chance of exploitation and realize that worshiping communism or capitalism is just as stupid as berating them without asking "Why?".

  • loll

  • How to run a country if you are a fascist: Say you are communist.

    What? It worked well for Lenin, Stalin and everyone after!

  • These are asian voters were talking about....North Koreans....right right.

  • OMG.. That guy with glasses is Bob from the movie "The Other Guys"! HAHA!

  • lmao

    North Korea is the shit!!!! :D

  • I was born in a communist country. If there´s someone who knows shit then it is you. Communists, nazis...all the same swines

  • wasn't that Kip O'Leary guy in the movie The Other Guys?

  • My Granpa says the Gooks live in Korea. I Hope the Koreans are kind to the gooks.

  • Man these guys are great actors, I don't think I'd be able to keep a straight face all-throughout this.

  • WTFFF THIS IS SO STPUID U CANT HAV MORE THAN 100%. Therefour this video is stupid.

  • @jozzo6 YOUZ TOLLING!

  • @jozzo6 you're stupid, it's called SATIRE

  • @YoyoFlamingo What is satire? I did a maths class at community college, so I KNOW THAT 100% is max. This is just crap.

  • @jozzo6 -.-*

    Satire: the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.

  • @YoyoFlamingo ?? whats a folly? I went to ma local libary in new jersy shore bt couldnt find a dictionary for define of satire...YOU FAIL!!! HAHA this nesws is sooo rong 

  • @jozzo6 you must went to a ghetto library then :), remember, google is just clicks away -.-*

  • @YoyoFlamingo Ye im ghetto WUT! But serilsi i dont no wat your talkin bout. What is google?

  • @jozzo6 I'll try to chant this mantra to myself..."Don't feed the troll"....

  • @YoyoFlamingo Im glad you learned your lesson.

  • lmao at 30 seconds

  • Hey! where is my last second of the video???? I WANT MY LAST SECOND OF THE VIDEO NOW!!!

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  • Well Now that they have the moon in possession... I'm pretty sure it's going to go up by a reasonable percent of the 9 billion people in the world...

  • haaaahhahahahah

  • Does no one get that the joke is that all dictators obviously are faking their approval ratings. That is the joke

  • it is funny. I remember elections in the 80´s Czechoslovakia. The Communist Party would win them gaining about 99,96%, voted by cca 99,98% of those with "the right to vote". Those who wouldn´t show up at elections were visited by the voting commission at their homes. We had fun with my friends watching our parents going to the elections and we would argue about their results :-) I am always shocked by young people from the Western countries who approve of communist system, sporting Che Guevara..

  • @jakubpetricek It's because the young people in the West are utter imbeciles who are brainwashed since birth with the wonders of socialism. Then they grow up into the older people of the West, but they remain brainwashed imbeciles.

  • @jakubpetricek

    its easy: the communist system implemented in the right way (it this is possible could be debated ^^) would be one of the best systems to live under. but history has shown that every country that tried communism could not reach it, instead the weakness of men always turned such a system is a totalitarian state. which is indeed quite the oppsite of what real communists envision.

    the young folks you look down on just havn't lost their hope yet...

  • @ichlebefuerflipflops communism can and will never exist unless the world becomes some sort of utopia which will never happen.

  • @ichlebefuerflipflops Communism can't be implemented correctly without violating the natural right to property as mentioned in John Locke's natural rights of man.

  • @jakubpetricek I think Western Communists are mostly teenagers who want to be "rebels".

  • @Thwacker71 I think most Western Capitalists are people who don't own any capital

  • @Nothiean Also intellectual homeless, political illiterates..... man we live in a sad world.....

  • @Thwacker71 That, or the president of the US.

  • @Thwacker71 or simply just extreamly retarded ppl.

    'cus i'm a teenager and even if i think that there could be things that could be improved, i would never even consider the idea of having communism.

    Altough i do think that we are a bit stuck on our own ideas, communism (to a certain degree) also have it's ups.

    and at least China hasn't been in war ever since the secound world war like USA, like f*ck USA should stop minding other ppls business, at lest try.

    USA u'r not f*ckin' Jesus

  • @thecryingsoul Yeah we are

  • @trollmoar1 XD

  • @thecryingsoul

    "and at least China hasn't been in war ever since the secound world war like USA"

    Realy?

    How about the Korean war?

  • @S0medude81 "ever since" in that meaning means that they haven't been it all the time-.-'

    read the text properly before posting a comment

  • @thecryingsoul

    What you said could be interpreted in both ways .

    Never the less I am not here to attack China or defend the USA and its true that China has not started as many wars as the US but they have been suppressing several regions for decades as well as threatening Taiwan.

  • @thecryingsoul Check you Chinese history, they've been picking fights with their neighbors since the end of their revolution (coincidentally, shortly after the end of WWII). Communism has no "ups", unless you are content with making the same wage for the rest of your life and being issued ration cards for your "fair share".

  • @mike67102

    commusism do have it's ups, i'm not telling u there are many but there are still some.

    for an example, there are projects that does not have time thanks to the constant shifting of government, and therefore only resulting in a waste of money.

    and for crying out loud what i'm trying to say is that USA being a land of democracy and all should not even be close to china in terms of wars.

    i dont care how good china is at waging wars, it only makes USA look worse.. kinda makes me depresed

  • @Thwacker71 Really? U.S. teens aren't communist. they are self centered little assholes who beat up homeless people and grow up to vote for the tea party.

  • @jsymons1985 I know many teens, almost all of them consider themselves democrats and liberals. So why would they vote for the tea party? also, being left wing and all that, they would be pro-communism

  • @StonewallSierra16

    Not necessarily. I'm fairly left and I'm not pro-communism.

    Remember the political spectrum has *two* axes.

  • @Boy75402 Your right, not all people who are left are pro-communism, I'm sorry for the broadbrushing.

  • @Thwacker71 No... no no

  • @Thwacker71 yup, just as brainwashed by the "rebel" subculture as the "sheep" they make fun of

  • @jakubpetricek Oh fuck you. Proof or gtfo. The 80's were the years of revisionism, you know shit about Communism, let alone anything else. I hate self-righteous pricks that talk like that.

  • @Nothiean and people like you who think communism is cool, go fuck yourself you dumbass commie

  • @Nothiean Don't forget the anarchy we all know and love!

  • @jakubpetricek Perhaps when young people from western countries look at all the people starved/beaten/shot/bombed to death, people living in streets without any hope of surviving another day, people who work their asses off every single day without no laws that protect them from any kind of injustice and as a result, still are unable to feed their families, and all of these happening for the well-being of capitalism's elites, they think a socialist economic model would be more fair.

  • @ypkymtf

    Re: "young people look at all the people starved/beaten to death, people living in streets without any hope of surviving another day, people who work their asses off every single day with no laws that protect them and as a result are unable to feed their families"...sounds like a description of North Korea.

  • @ypkymtf

    You realize 3 MILLION people, nearly 10% of North Korea's entire population, have starved to death, while Kim Jong Il and his "comrades" live in luxury? you realize people have been publicly executed without trial, for saying a single word against the regime?? you realize a quarter of a million people, including children, are imprisoned in concentration camps? and you're telling me this "would be more fair" than capitalism?