Fucking porridge niggers. The Scots used to build ships, invent, explore the world. Now they're just a pack of glue-sniffing, binge-drinking porridge niggers. All the good Scots emigrated years ago. Nothing but the scum left.
Now that's twice I've seen your 'porridge nigger's comment about us. If I wasn't lying in my own piss, I'd stand up and wag my finger in your general direction.
how funny would it be if god spoke like that. haaaa, i like his point of view too, if everycunt wiz askin u to sort everythin oot u´d tell them aw to fuck off.
This is the most subversive and brilliant exposition of theology in film today.
The North American release of this film is obnoxious though - they have "english" subtitles as if no one can figure out what they're saying! And you can't turn them off!
i really wish this video had english subtitles, cuz' i speak spanish... and ya knoo sometimes is too fast, besides i would like to undestand perfectly all what they say =)... subtitles help ppl learn english easier =)
no crees que es demasiado ilusio viajar y esperar a que te hablen como si estuvieses escuchando Discovery Channel?... hay que afinar el oido para poder realmente decir que sabes ingles, escuchar ingles de la calle, irlandeses, chinos, hindués, afroamericanos... es como si le pides a un mexicano que porfavor no use modismos o expresiones comunes por que apenas hablas español,es la costumbre, y la gente no lo va hacer por ti, real world... is the same shit dude..
@AnandaShake it was about time for somebody to say this... Por que demonios critican el guion de la pelicula solo por no ser ingles GRINGO?! You are not alone in this fuckin' world gringos!! We like some of you, but reality is that SCOTTISH taught English, and English taught US citizens, that's right, you are not AMERICANS nor NORTHAMERICANS, YOU ARE UNITED STATES citizens OR GRINGOS.. End of the Story... Very good movie, very good screenplay. Esta es mi escena favorita :)
@onolex76 Thats because youre not from Scotland, Every Scot knew every word that was being said, I thought it was brilliant, a bit of movie trivia for you, the pub they were sitting in was called the TAP, it's no longer there, It got pulled down about ten years ago and used to be in the district of Granton near the harbour.
it does need subtitles lol thats what makes it really funny! its like: scottish arent even english..even though its supposed to be, it will need subtitles hehe
That's it, then he gets back with her after all of that shite. Seem to remember Kevin McKidd plays the soft arse guy in the film but I could be wrong there.
i remember jojo. robert carlyle played him. was set in they flats in sighthill that are being brought down just now. its not been repeated, and its not on dvd either. searched everywhere.
That's the one fella. Cheers - knew I hadn't dreamed it. Don't know Sighthill but I'll take your word for it. Have been to Leith and West Granton though.
a soft touch was the 2nd story on the acid house, where the guy *who plays tommy in traisnpotting) is too soft with the slapper he marries and she starts seeing the prick upstairs from them , the main character's maw says 2 him, ur like ur da u've got a soft touch (or sumhin along those lines) thats y the story gets the name, the 3rd 1 wi spud and the baby is funny as fuck lol
awrite quick reply there m8 i only commented 5 mins ago lol, had a quick look thru the earlier comments and hadnt noticed at 1st u had mentioned that bein the other story, excessive use of the word EH? on this story lol, u noticed later wen he's the bluebottle or fly or sumhin, he sees his burd bein ridden by another guy and the guys shoutin "AW FUCKIN HELL EH !!!!!!!!" did u notice that?
Edinburgh / Fife thing...eh? In Glasgow it seems to be more 'ye ken whit a mean pal?' Good film but I prefer there book like. Good channel there by the way Malky.
is it fuck , it's when he gets caught smashin up the telephone box,then gets filled in cus the cops... "as a bt shareholder...." "i dont want some lumpin prolatarian malcontent threatenin my investment.."
DISGUSTING BUNCH OF RADGE CRACKPOTS THAT CANT SPEAK PROPERLY.OR ACT......
sixchildren100 2 days ago
They should remake this film with a higher budget! It could have been as big as trainspotting, had amazing ideas and dialogue
TheChowie 1 week ago
English subtitles please
papist77 1 month ago
@papist77 , Regional accent (Edinburgh)
40ChampagneSupernova 1 month ago
@40ChampagneSupernova really
papist77 1 month ago
@papist77 . Fuck off ya prick.
40ChampagneSupernova 1 month ago
@40ChampagneSupernova just kiddin
papist77 1 month ago
@papist77 .. I guessed that, i bit like a crocodile lollol -)
40ChampagneSupernova 1 month ago
God is a drunk mother fucker!
Jauckor 2 months ago
How did i get here, I watched the whole thing anyway!! HAHA!
ThePENNY1999 3 months ago
Shut it cunt.
Zootallure 4 months ago
Fucking porridge niggers. The Scots used to build ships, invent, explore the world. Now they're just a pack of glue-sniffing, binge-drinking porridge niggers. All the good Scots emigrated years ago. Nothing but the scum left.
NordicNorm75 6 months ago
@NordicNorm75
Now that's twice I've seen your 'porridge nigger's comment about us. If I wasn't lying in my own piss, I'd stand up and wag my finger in your general direction.
rolandsausage 5 months ago
@rolandsausage
Stand down, son. Stand down.
As we say in the new world, "He ain't worth it." Though we're fucked to explain exactly what "it" is when questioned.
lesterclaypool1 2 months ago
great movie!!!!
ritchiekleingebbink 6 months ago
excelent!!!
mcsilentsun 9 months ago
this is the prelude to metamorphosis
ToniSkit 10 months ago
Away tae fuck ya auld radge,...... fuck sake , ye cannae speak tae god like that.
scooboy 11 months ago
Ae te fuck ye auld radge!
penkushty 1 year ago
@penkushty Close. No quite right. It's "Away tae fuck..." Hope this helps. Leith Translation Bureau. x X
PerignonPop 1 year ago
I love that God decribes himself as "a lazy, apathetic, slovenly cunt". They didn't tell me that in the Bible!
nasalscarecrow 1 year ago 2
how funny would it be if god spoke like that. haaaa, i like his point of view too, if everycunt wiz askin u to sort everythin oot u´d tell them aw to fuck off.
dangerdave059 1 year ago
this is called theology
benecarmelo 1 year ago
how truly. after I saw this I am really afraid to facing god and listen him " you just did´t bothered use your power".
AsohoVidaho 1 year ago
could have been better. I'm not sure about the acting like... The books much better.
Jt03z 1 year ago
I saw this and Trainspotting when I was eleven. It gets better each time I see it.
SoundDefiance 1 year ago
mierda, puto acento escocés.
FuckingYouth 2 years ago
"Now you're fuckin' claimed, radge!" Barry, eh lol
xmanwithnonamex 2 years ago
aye a ken eh its funny eh but whats it got tae dae wi u eh lol
paultmacdonald 2 years ago
Anybody know the name of the song at the beginning of this clip?Quite a brilliant book/movie by the way.
johlufc 2 years ago
fuckin ken likesay
lintburn 2 years ago
oh gosh, im tooo posh for god
mccail9 2 years ago
this clip is great!
Falloutcookingshow 2 years ago
This is the most subversive and brilliant exposition of theology in film today.
The North American release of this film is obnoxious though - they have "english" subtitles as if no one can figure out what they're saying! And you can't turn them off!
dbgoogle23 2 years ago 17
i really wish this video had english subtitles, cuz' i speak spanish... and ya knoo sometimes is too fast, besides i would like to undestand perfectly all what they say =)... subtitles help ppl learn english easier =)
AnandaShake 2 years ago
mala idea carnalito en querer aprender ingles con este video, hablan un ingles ojete.
genaroesparragoza 2 years ago
no crees que es demasiado ilusio viajar y esperar a que te hablen como si estuvieses escuchando Discovery Channel?... hay que afinar el oido para poder realmente decir que sabes ingles, escuchar ingles de la calle, irlandeses, chinos, hindués, afroamericanos... es como si le pides a un mexicano que porfavor no use modismos o expresiones comunes por que apenas hablas español,es la costumbre, y la gente no lo va hacer por ti, real world... is the same shit dude..
AnandaShake 2 years ago
@AnandaShake it was about time for somebody to say this... Por que demonios critican el guion de la pelicula solo por no ser ingles GRINGO?! You are not alone in this fuckin' world gringos!! We like some of you, but reality is that SCOTTISH taught English, and English taught US citizens, that's right, you are not AMERICANS nor NORTHAMERICANS, YOU ARE UNITED STATES citizens OR GRINGOS.. End of the Story... Very good movie, very good screenplay. Esta es mi escena favorita :)
allamir 1 year ago
@dbgoogle23 As an American who owns the DVD. Yes, I couldn't understand a god damn thing they were saying and turned on the subtitles.
onolex76 1 year ago
@onolex76 Thats because youre not from Scotland, Every Scot knew every word that was being said, I thought it was brilliant, a bit of movie trivia for you, the pub they were sitting in was called the TAP, it's no longer there, It got pulled down about ten years ago and used to be in the district of Granton near the harbour.
Justdisco2 4 months ago
@dbgoogle23 My words sir. In my opinion this sequence contains more fresh and deep theological thoughts than all medieval theology :)
tounina 1 year ago
it does need subtitles lol thats what makes it really funny! its like: scottish arent even english..even though its supposed to be, it will need subtitles hehe
badmanblottclott 9 months ago
IN MY OPINION IT LARGELY ADDS TO THE HUMOUR!!!!
badmanblottclott 8 months ago
IN MY OPINION IT LARGELY ADDS TO THE HUMOUR!!!! CUZ FUCKIN SKOTIS* IS BRILIANTLY AB NOCKS SHE łOS
badmanblottclott 8 months ago
aye a mind looking after jo jo i have the series on dvd actually, got it from ebay
Andozslf 3 years ago
One of the best movies ever made :)
tightropetomg 3 years ago 2
I love the Welsh accent!
4531545this 3 years ago
Who the hell is talking in a welsh accent? lol
greenoptics 3 years ago
No one...i'm just simply stating that i love the Welsh accent. Doh!
4531545this 3 years ago 3
Haha, ok :-P Me too! Well, on women anyway. As long as they pull it off in a sexy way.
greenoptics 3 years ago
That must be pretty fuckin rare given the fondness for sheep as a substitute.
Boabyo 3 years ago
who played coco in this film?
GRAFFDEMON 3 years ago
Ewen Bremner. Cunt ootay Trainspottin.
Boabyo 3 years ago
lol
frogboy300 3 years ago
"I'm God" - "Away tae fuck ya auls radge!!"
Quality.
Not sure if it's here, but there's a brilliant clip in the film of a mad head posing in front of the mirror to T-Rex's Hot Love.
Good film alright.
ThePlampherman 3 years ago
That's from 'A Soft Touch' if I recall correctly?
donning 3 years ago
Yes, Don! Smashing a hole in the floor for the fellas electricity. That's it!!
ThePlampherman 3 years ago
That's it, then he gets back with her after all of that shite. Seem to remember Kevin McKidd plays the soft arse guy in the film but I could be wrong there.
donning 3 years ago
Naw, yer right pal.
Boabyo 3 years ago
Thanks mate. You remember a thing called 'Looking After Jojo' at all? It was about an Edinburgh smack dealer - never been repeated as far as I know.
donning 3 years ago
Can't say that i do :S Can mind the one about Coco Price who was a guy from Leith on lsd who gets turned into a baby.
Boabyo 3 years ago
i remember jojo. robert carlyle played him. was set in they flats in sighthill that are being brought down just now. its not been repeated, and its not on dvd either. searched everywhere.
cheesyfeet1976 3 years ago
That's the one fella. Cheers - knew I hadn't dreamed it. Don't know Sighthill but I'll take your word for it. Have been to Leith and West Granton though.
donning 3 years ago
a soft touch was the 2nd story on the acid house, where the guy *who plays tommy in traisnpotting) is too soft with the slapper he marries and she starts seeing the prick upstairs from them , the main character's maw says 2 him, ur like ur da u've got a soft touch (or sumhin along those lines) thats y the story gets the name, the 3rd 1 wi spud and the baby is funny as fuck lol
malky1888 2 years ago
Yeah mate, that's what we were saying - Kevin McKidd. Top film.
donning 2 years ago
awrite quick reply there m8 i only commented 5 mins ago lol, had a quick look thru the earlier comments and hadnt noticed at 1st u had mentioned that bein the other story, excessive use of the word EH? on this story lol, u noticed later wen he's the bluebottle or fly or sumhin, he sees his burd bein ridden by another guy and the guys shoutin "AW FUCKIN HELL EH !!!!!!!!" did u notice that?
malky1888 2 years ago
Edinburgh / Fife thing...eh? In Glasgow it seems to be more 'ye ken whit a mean pal?' Good film but I prefer there book like. Good channel there by the way Malky.
donning 2 years ago
they dont say ken in glasgow!
ScottieWallace 2 years ago
Well alright 'know whit a mean pal?'
That better?
donning 2 years ago
@ScottieWallace Granton, mate. North Edinburgh. Awbdy says ken about there
realenglishteacher 1 year ago
@ScottieWallace Nae wonder. Cause they ken fuck aw. That's how they dinnae use the word.
PerignonPop 1 year ago
@malky1888 so r u saying that this could be considered as HELL for Boab?
allamir 1 year ago
woot, finally found it!
frogboy300 3 years ago
this is the best part in the Acid House!
M4RT1N82 3 years ago 10
hahahahaa I think so! laugh to death
gonzoexegutor077 3 years ago
is it fuck , it's when he gets caught smashin up the telephone box,then gets filled in cus the cops... "as a bt shareholder...." "i dont want some lumpin prolatarian malcontent threatenin my investment.."
Degs421 3 years ago
@M4RT1N82 coco BRYCE!!!!
ToniSkit 10 months ago