"Go wash my car!"
GummieRazor 1 week ago
OH MY GOD LMAO. the begining, oh jeez i was litterally rolling around on the floor.
MirandaGates 3 weeks ago
lol" Objection! He's leading the witness!"
kawaiikiwi4u 6 months ago
"go wash my car."
bluevanities 6 months ago
brilliant!
techniqstechnishion 6 months ago
I didnt think it was possible, but the Twilight vamps actually make these guys look macho
HouseofAtreus01 9 months ago
"happy annerivese hun "
" that was four days ago"
" can you just enjoy the moment, i brought you a baby for crying out loud"
"oh sure your just gunno yell like that infront of the baby , do you know what?"
"oh just tell me your mother was right"
"yep my mother was right"
kimberly10522 9 months ago
@kimberly10522 nope. its," no no tell me what" "My mother was" "oh oh your mother was right i couldnt have seen that one commin"
saphira280 8 months ago
Oh my god! I laughed so hard at this!
Jennypehhy 10 months ago
"You're not going to hug me, are you?!" XD
737SYLAR737 1 year ago
Oh. My. GOD! I literally cried, I was laughing so hard!
"You don't want it to go on."
"OBJECTION! He's leading the witness!"
This is so amazing. You are officially my new favorite person, TheVampireSara.
MiloVenimigliaLuvr 1 year ago 3
"--how you felt with that child in your arms--"
"Do you just realize what you just said??" Haha!
SweetestInsanity1 1 year ago
"Happy anniversary, honey."
"Our anniversary was four days ago."
"Listen, can you-- can you just enjoy the moment? I-I-I brought you a baby, for cryin' out loud."
"Oh, sure, you're gonna yell like that in front of the new baby, you know what?"
"No, no, What? Please, please, tell me, I'm all ears."
"My mother was--"
"Your mother was right! Couldn't have predicted that one was coming!"
Oh. My. God. Man.
ROFLMAO
ALostClassic 1 year ago
Do you realize what you just said? XD
sorchariddick 1 year ago
Anyone remember the good ol' days when vampires were SCARY?! And not gay?
HouseofAtreus01 1 year ago
@HouseofAtreus01 hey, look on the bright side...at least these vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight
GriffithAMPS 1 year ago
"Then do what it is in your nature to do."
"Go wash my car!"
xD This is amazing! I love everything about it, especially the argument at the end. I've watched this so many times already. It's stupendous. And so are the other two. ^.~
BratLestat1 1 year ago
haha great vid :)
Luezur 1 year ago
Take note kids. THIS is how you do a vampire movie
twiztidlestat 1 year ago 4
this moive should not ever be riffed, it is a classic, you don't make fun of classics. but still i coulnd't do one of these myself so bravo!
"your not going to hug me are you....?"
dustymew 1 year ago
This just confirms that Rifftrax NEEDS to riff this movie. Srsly. xDD
YarunoDoragon 1 year ago
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ya0ish3lly 1 year ago
"we can play super mario brothers!" lol
LiteSwitch100 1 year ago
"Your self destruction is taking too long let me help you" LOL
dragonofthedarknight 1 year ago 4
And you will feel like you felt with this child in your arms - "Do you realize what you just said?"
MORE!
LocaLaura3000 1 year ago 4
ROFL....
"you don't want it to go on
---objection! leading the witness"........
Ckharon 1 year ago 3
I love these things. XD
"For the last time, I'm not sleeping with you."
justgoaway111 2 years ago 4
"what smells like wet dog? oh, hi!"
bastianskaye 2 years ago 8
GOWASHMACAR!
noodles1fan 2 years ago 9
"...and I rock at killing..."
lol
iIi5950 2 years ago 8
Brilliant!!!! How long does making one of these segments take?
nolaughingmatter 2 years ago
"The pain is terrible for you..."
"Those are just the alien ghosts!"
Great reference to Tom "I'm a scientologist nut case" Cruise!
Really great job on this, well done :)
garethac81 2 years ago 18
man you got louie dead on.
animestalker93 2 years ago
that whole "marital" spat as they went back to Claudia was so funny! I really hope that rifftrax really does do this movie!
sillygrl23 2 years ago
FUCKING HILARIOUS XDDDDDDDDDD
LuthiHaitsu69 2 years ago 2
"You're not going to hug me, are you?"
Fingers crossed you give the same treatment to "The Happening"...that has to be one of the most awful movies I've ever seen...
thatguywhowearsblack 2 years ago 5
I looooooooooooooooove itttt!!!
*O* you are like the Sarcastic God that I always want!!!(?)
Chii4chan 2 years ago
I really like this
ladyofavalon 2 years ago
"We can play Super Mario Brothers! :D"
YouSuckNoJutsu 2 years ago 4
"I rock at killing" lol "Oh, I'm just so depressed, I don't know... Heh, whatever." lol Absolutely hilarious, please make more! :-)
sassy1988 2 years ago 3
Lol I love these! "Do what it is in your nature to do GO WASH MY CAR!!!" LOLZ!
KeyCatluvsJohnnyDepp 2 years ago 8
lol at 1:44 "I don't like you and I never will, for the last time I'm not sleeping with you".
Prsandnarutofan 2 years ago 4
lol
DangerousD6969 2 years ago
hahaha loving it! ''we can go play mario!'' you rock for putting these together... you should make thousands of them....
LordCorinth 2 years ago 2
lol this is so funny!!! =)
mrsvalo01 2 years ago
Where did you find these? Wonderful! "Did you realize what you just said?" LOL
IceDemonAllysandra 3 years ago 5
Lol, Go wash my car!
Awesome lol
ArcsAngel 3 years ago 6
awesome!
I love MST3K! Perfect combination lol
RoxyKasten 3 years ago
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fkovacs1 3 years ago
I love this, so very much. Thanks for sharing.
Zizrastaen 3 years ago
"your self-destruction is taking to long let me help you!"
This is so funny.
frenchness123 3 years ago 7
OHMYGOD I REMEMBER WATCHING THOSE GUYS WHEN I WAS LIKE FOUR! :O
well, maybe not so young(:
leaha401 3 years ago 5
You're not gonna hug me, are you?
FantasmaLuna 3 years ago 11
Uh-oh, I don't understand a word he's trying to tell me! lmfao!
I love the ending argument! Looks like things aren't going so well with this marriage.
FantasmaLuna 3 years ago 26
"Objection! leading the witness!" <---Brilliant
booger1818 3 years ago 9
I loved the ending!
Please make more. I watched
the other two and they were
hilarious.
ribar93 3 years ago 2
Hmm... were there anymore of theses?
Shigure2010 3 years ago
Yeah, I made two other 'Interview With the Vampire' ones.
TheVampireSara 3 years ago
@TheVampireSara lol at 1:09 why do i hear Joel's voice if Mike is in there?
gojirafan430 1 year ago
@gojirafan430
I like to think that maybe Joel's sitting somewhere offscreen. And anytime that Crow's voice changes: a wizard did it.
TheVampireSara 1 year ago 5
Wow. When this movie came out I jut loved it. But watching it now, these two are just HAM-TASTIC! Bummer...
customcartoons 3 years ago
Again, I say good job.
insanedemonspaz 3 years ago
Now this was just amazing, the ending was priceless. XD
xLunedeSangx 3 years ago 2
it just gets better and better
Demyxstalker 3 years ago 2
'Star Wars III' rifftrax. It just worked PERFECTLY for that scene, although I added the 'bitch.' line at the end.
TheVampireSara 3 years ago 2
AGGH! Why was my comment marked as spam?!
TheBratKingJareth 3 years ago
I love this. You need to do more!
TheBratKingJareth 3 years ago 7
Wow, you had a whole bit there at the end! That's cool. What's that from, btw?
FEnM 3 years ago
"Go wash my car!"
GummieRazor 1 week ago
OH MY GOD LMAO. the begining, oh jeez i was litterally rolling around on the floor.
MirandaGates 3 weeks ago
lol" Objection! He's leading the witness!"
kawaiikiwi4u 6 months ago
"go wash my car."
bluevanities 6 months ago
brilliant!
techniqstechnishion 6 months ago
I didnt think it was possible, but the Twilight vamps actually make these guys look macho
HouseofAtreus01 9 months ago
"happy annerivese hun "
" that was four days ago"
" can you just enjoy the moment, i brought you a baby for crying out loud"
"oh sure your just gunno yell like that infront of the baby , do you know what?"
"oh just tell me your mother was right"
"yep my mother was right"
kimberly10522 9 months ago
@kimberly10522 nope. its," no no tell me what" "My mother was" "oh oh your mother was right i couldnt have seen that one commin"
saphira280 8 months ago
Oh my god! I laughed so hard at this!
Jennypehhy 10 months ago
"You're not going to hug me, are you?!" XD
737SYLAR737 1 year ago
Oh. My. GOD! I literally cried, I was laughing so hard!
"You don't want it to go on."
"OBJECTION! He's leading the witness!"
This is so amazing. You are officially my new favorite person, TheVampireSara.
MiloVenimigliaLuvr 1 year ago 3
"--how you felt with that child in your arms--"
"Do you just realize what you just said??" Haha!
SweetestInsanity1 1 year ago
"Happy anniversary, honey."
"Our anniversary was four days ago."
"Listen, can you-- can you just enjoy the moment? I-I-I brought you a baby, for cryin' out loud."
"Oh, sure, you're gonna yell like that in front of the new baby, you know what?"
"No, no, What? Please, please, tell me, I'm all ears."
"My mother was--"
"Your mother was right! Couldn't have predicted that one was coming!"
Oh. My. God. Man.
ROFLMAO
ALostClassic 1 year ago
Do you realize what you just said? XD
sorchariddick 1 year ago
Anyone remember the good ol' days when vampires were SCARY?! And not gay?
HouseofAtreus01 1 year ago
@HouseofAtreus01 hey, look on the bright side...at least these vampires don't sparkle in the sunlight
GriffithAMPS 1 year ago
"Then do what it is in your nature to do."
"Go wash my car!"
xD This is amazing! I love everything about it, especially the argument at the end. I've watched this so many times already. It's stupendous. And so are the other two. ^.~
BratLestat1 1 year ago
haha great vid :)
Luezur 1 year ago
Take note kids. THIS is how you do a vampire movie
twiztidlestat 1 year ago 4
this moive should not ever be riffed, it is a classic, you don't make fun of classics. but still i coulnd't do one of these myself so bravo!
"your not going to hug me are you....?"
dustymew 1 year ago
This just confirms that Rifftrax NEEDS to riff this movie. Srsly. xDD
YarunoDoragon 1 year ago
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ya0ish3lly 1 year ago
"we can play super mario brothers!" lol
LiteSwitch100 1 year ago
"Your self destruction is taking too long let me help you" LOL
dragonofthedarknight 1 year ago 4
And you will feel like you felt with this child in your arms - "Do you realize what you just said?"
MORE!
LocaLaura3000 1 year ago 4
ROFL....
"you don't want it to go on
---objection! leading the witness"........
Ckharon 1 year ago 3
I love these things. XD
"For the last time, I'm not sleeping with you."
justgoaway111 2 years ago 4
"what smells like wet dog? oh, hi!"
bastianskaye 2 years ago 8
GOWASHMACAR!
noodles1fan 2 years ago 9
"...and I rock at killing..."
lol
iIi5950 2 years ago 8
Brilliant!!!! How long does making one of these segments take?
nolaughingmatter 2 years ago
"The pain is terrible for you..."
"Those are just the alien ghosts!"
Great reference to Tom "I'm a scientologist nut case" Cruise!
Really great job on this, well done :)
garethac81 2 years ago 18
man you got louie dead on.
animestalker93 2 years ago
that whole "marital" spat as they went back to Claudia was so funny! I really hope that rifftrax really does do this movie!
sillygrl23 2 years ago
FUCKING HILARIOUS XDDDDDDDDDD
LuthiHaitsu69 2 years ago 2
"You're not going to hug me, are you?"
Fingers crossed you give the same treatment to "The Happening"...that has to be one of the most awful movies I've ever seen...
thatguywhowearsblack 2 years ago 5
I looooooooooooooooove itttt!!!
*O* you are like the Sarcastic God that I always want!!!(?)
Chii4chan 2 years ago
I really like this
ladyofavalon 2 years ago
"We can play Super Mario Brothers! :D"
YouSuckNoJutsu 2 years ago 4
"I rock at killing" lol "Oh, I'm just so depressed, I don't know... Heh, whatever." lol Absolutely hilarious, please make more! :-)
sassy1988 2 years ago 3
Lol I love these! "Do what it is in your nature to do GO WASH MY CAR!!!" LOLZ!
KeyCatluvsJohnnyDepp 2 years ago 8
lol at 1:44 "I don't like you and I never will, for the last time I'm not sleeping with you".
Prsandnarutofan 2 years ago 4
lol
DangerousD6969 2 years ago
hahaha loving it! ''we can go play mario!'' you rock for putting these together... you should make thousands of them....
LordCorinth 2 years ago 2
lol this is so funny!!! =)
mrsvalo01 2 years ago
Where did you find these? Wonderful! "Did you realize what you just said?" LOL
IceDemonAllysandra 3 years ago 5
Lol, Go wash my car!
Awesome lol
ArcsAngel 3 years ago 6
awesome!
I love MST3K! Perfect combination lol
RoxyKasten 3 years ago
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fkovacs1 3 years ago
I love this, so very much. Thanks for sharing.
Zizrastaen 3 years ago
"your self-destruction is taking to long let me help you!"
This is so funny.
frenchness123 3 years ago 7
OHMYGOD I REMEMBER WATCHING THOSE GUYS WHEN I WAS LIKE FOUR! :O
well, maybe not so young(:
leaha401 3 years ago 5
You're not gonna hug me, are you?
FantasmaLuna 3 years ago 11
Uh-oh, I don't understand a word he's trying to tell me! lmfao!
I love the ending argument! Looks like things aren't going so well with this marriage.
FantasmaLuna 3 years ago 26
"Objection! leading the witness!" <---Brilliant
booger1818 3 years ago 9
I loved the ending!
Please make more. I watched
the other two and they were
hilarious.
ribar93 3 years ago 2
Hmm... were there anymore of theses?
Shigure2010 3 years ago
Yeah, I made two other 'Interview With the Vampire' ones.
TheVampireSara 3 years ago
@TheVampireSara lol at 1:09 why do i hear Joel's voice if Mike is in there?
gojirafan430 1 year ago
@gojirafan430
I like to think that maybe Joel's sitting somewhere offscreen. And anytime that Crow's voice changes: a wizard did it.
TheVampireSara 1 year ago 5
Wow. When this movie came out I jut loved it. But watching it now, these two are just HAM-TASTIC! Bummer...
customcartoons 3 years ago
Again, I say good job.
insanedemonspaz 3 years ago
Now this was just amazing, the ending was priceless. XD
xLunedeSangx 3 years ago 2
it just gets better and better
Demyxstalker 3 years ago 2
'Star Wars III' rifftrax. It just worked PERFECTLY for that scene, although I added the 'bitch.' line at the end.
TheVampireSara 3 years ago 2
AGGH! Why was my comment marked as spam?!
TheBratKingJareth 3 years ago
I love this. You need to do more!
TheBratKingJareth 3 years ago 7
Wow, you had a whole bit there at the end! That's cool. What's that from, btw?
FEnM 3 years ago