Ask The Striders - Girl Advice

[HanaSetDool]

Best. Brother. EVER.

[MandaChan174]

awwwhhahahahahaaaa why does my name have to be amanda :(

[thepariah65]

Why does Dirk remind me of Kamina so much?

[Magitithefox]

I can totally see this as being his voice

[AngelicxRose]

LOL. There was so little time left, I didn't think he'd actually do anything... and then he calls from the bushes?? XDD

[ZombieVirus001]

Real mature Dirk...real mature -.-

[Magitithefox]

I..Did not..See..that coming HAHA

[mew2226]

.... My name is Amanda.... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-

[SilverFox7384]

AMANDAS A WHORE!

XD I cried when I saw that!

[HarunaXDemDem]

Lawl, Dave's just planking on the f'ing playground. Douche.

[CosplayEmpress]

I find this hilarious that Bro is giving Dave GIRL advice. Even though this came out before the Dirk-being-gay thing, I still find it ironic, a level fit for a Strider.

[shoptilidrop1994]

is amanda drawing karkat?

[AngelicxRose]

@shoptilidrop1994 HOLY CRAP! You're right! XDD

[shoptilidrop1994]

fantastic voices!! xD

[BlackMermaid100]

Amanda's a whore

I FUCKING LOST IT!!!!!!!

[DropThatBass5567]

At 'Strider Swag', I died.

[SkullxXxFire]

Why is Dave wearing glasses like Bro's?

[kingofangels778]

@SkullxXxFire originally dave wore glasses like bro's until john gave him the shades you know him to wear.

[halosky258]

@SkullxXxFire Remember when Dave was growing up Bro/Dirk had given him a pair of shades just like his and Dave wore them since he was a baby. it wasn't until he met John and John had sent him Ben Stiller's shades. So yeah either way and no matter which shades he wears...Dave still the cool kid B)

[SkullxXxFire]

@halosky258 Yes, I remember now. Thanks. Just so you know, Bro and Dirk are not the same person. Dirk is Post- Scratch so he would have been born after the scratch happened and Bro is before it, so therefore, they're not the same people. Just thought you might want to know.

[halosky258]

@SkullxXxFire Oh i know. I just thought it'd be easier had i said Bro/Dirk. Just you know when people see the Alpha kids and the Beta kids. And then remember when John created the ecto clones/babies and such you know.Which when you look at them and compair them to the Alpha kids you just kinda get that sense of hey these are Mom, Nanna, Bro, and Grandpa Harley. Which they really do. But yeah ranting now ok glad we are both on the same page ^^

[Txesare]

Don´t worry Dave, I´ll accept your smuppet if you want!

All

all of you

[AkitaKey]

0:07 Anyone else notice she's drawing a picture of Karkat~?

[chainmaster14]

@AkitaKey i did looks just like him!

[cbvmfjrn5]

Oh god...poor dave, LOL. XDDDDDDD I feel so bad for him. XDDDDD

[TheZephoxx]

i dont even need to say when i lost my sh1t do i...

[TheOtakuSun]

I really think you should redo this with your bro. Not that this isn't amazing as it is but still...

[SparkytheCatChu]

I am so glad to have the name Amanda right now.

XDDD

DAVE I LOVE YOUUUU

[kyuubikuns]

Dave only has online friends cause I can just see Bro doing shit like this to embarass Dave. Yet he wins as a parent.

[RtFaReAl]

Dirk: "now it time to take matters in my own hands." *aaaaaah* "AMANDA IS A WHORE!"

I wish I had a legit cool bro like hime :')

[paprikamuffin]

This is canon.

[therandomrose1754]

Really,Bro???Really???

[PurpleCowsMakeGJ]

IMPOSSIBRU!!! xD

[Vinceokeo096]

OH MY GOD!! Bro just made my day! now I can't stop laughing!!

[MemubureinDibbu]

BITCHES LOVE SMUPPTS (=´∀｀)人(´∀｀=)

[kckinsmcg]

Mr. Strider, how many times have we told you to stay off of school property?

[superlegomoose1]

the solution to the problem is yelling out amanda's a whore?

[ASkxXxTHEmus]

.... why... wAS he... IN a bush? +blaNk staRE.+

[fault3k]

Nice touching throwing in the Gurren Lagann music.

[halfaheartbongobongo]

Theory: Dirk's big move will be giving Jake a smuppet

[BlueCheezu]

Gave that bitch a smuppet.

Bitches love smuppets.

[MachoNachoSauce]

STOP MAKING ME LAUGH SO DAMN HARD ITS 1 AM XD

[MsSydBunny]

Amanda's a whore~

[IFairlyOddComicsI]

Why does Bro sound like Brock to me?

[iHateDuckButt]

Yes. The best way to get a bitch to be all over you is to give a chick some puppet with a big ass and then call her a whore. Every girl's dream. Bro, guys and girls don't like the same thing man.

[Mintasaur]

Did anyone notice that Amanda was drawing Karkat? XD

[kodielise]

@Delexia07 I have a big brother and how come he almost told m to do the same damn thing? (To a guy)

[Delexia07]

bro is the reason why i dropped my dreams of having a big brother o-o

[ComicalRiddler]

Okay, who else lost their shit at the last bit?

[dayday554466]

I fuckin died

[animerXroxXmyXsoxX1]

oh my lord...

Bro..just...-sigh-

[amandald98]

My names Amanda...

[gunneryuna46]

Oh Jegus, Bro.

AMANDA'S A WHORE.

[laggona15]

XD I WANT A BROTHER LIKE THAT XDDD

[DeathNoteDesuNoto]

HOLY FUCK! SHE'S DRAWING KARKAT!

[MetanteiTriforce]

And now? Head cannon bro voice. Yeaaaah.

[LolyeahitsKaleigh]

Lmfaoo AMANDAS A WHORE

[TheInfinitePower007]

Was Amanda drawing Karkat?

[meowkittyninja]

@TheInfinitePower007 OMG YES 0_0 XD

[TheAnjelHarte]

LOL, this pops into my head at random moments now..... o.O

[krystaking1998]

"AMANDA'S A WHORE~"

Omg, i couldn't stop laughing!

[Ichigoneko2]

Thus, Dave's hatred toward the plushrumb smuppets began...

[iamnanosec]

heres a story about what happened to me one time in tf2.

[running around at 1 hp as a soldier with eqilizer out]

[three heavy's start shooting at my team]

me: time to take things into my owns hands! HUAAAA

[kamakazi tauntkill]

[GermanysVitalRegion]

B-but.

BUT DAVE'S JUST /LYING/ THERE. D:

[EnglandsBrows]

its funny because my name is amanda

[TheUnidentified99]

@EnglandsBrows Oh gosh. xD

[donsgw]

It's time to take matters into my own hands....AMANDA'S A WHOOOOORE!

[CosplayEmpress]

All the laughs. All of them.

[cawcawmthrfkrs]

Bro's voice reminds me of pokemon o__o

[MadaraXIII]

I gave that bitch a Smuppet. Bitches LOVE Smuppets

[happy5461]

lol "time to matters into my own hands "heroic grunt thingy* Amanda's a Whore!" lol XD

[jamzilla960]

i died at "amandas a whore"

[NoaTenshi]

...And now Dave's issues with smuppets finally makes complete sense...

0:51 Stay down, Dave, just stay down. Play dead and maybe no one will notice you or the fact that the creepy guy in the bushes looks so much like you.

[animecrazy45]

i sang 'Amandas a whore' outloud and my sister yelled me for being mean cause one of my friends is named amanda

[Mewberibunny]

You should have seen the state of me when I finished watching this XDDD

NOW GETTING MY HS BUDDY TO WATCH IT!

[deideisgirl59]

lol one of my friends is named amanda

[InvaderRek]

OKAY GUYS, AM I THE ONLY MOTHERFUCKING ONE WHO SEES THAT THE GIRL IS DRAWING KARKAT AT 0:07?!? GOG FUCKING DAMMIT!!!

[sukoXUryuu]

@InvaderRek And at the end of the video you can see John to the very left holding a ball.

[XManeatingxcupcakeX]

Did anyone notice that amanda drew karkat?

[SoyLlamaful]

I heard "I LOST ANOTHER PUMPKIN" during the beginning.

[fault3k]

@SoyLlamaful Nice catch.

[PyroWolfofEarth]

I CAN TOTALLY SEE THAT BEING BRO STRIDER'S VOICE.

[PurplePandaPartay]

@PyroWolfofEarth Your comment.

Has 69 likes

:'D

[PyroWolfofEarth]

@PurplePandaPartay Oh wow. It does. I've never been top comment before. I'm like...shocked. Thank you for telling me! I love your name by the way. 8D

[PurplePandaPartay]

@PyroWolfofEarth x'D your welcome and thanks x'D

[Wolfpetal]

O.O

AMANDA'S A WHORE!

[CaramellDansenSharp]

o: Amanda's drawing Karkat!

[enelson554]

OH MAN XDDDDD

[GermanysVitalRegions]

Oh God.

ALL OF MY TEARS. ALL OF THEM.

This video, I can't... Bro. Best custodian/lusus-thing ever. Oh Jegus.

This... It's so... This totally happened to Dave. It's why he hates Smuppets.

[KeroroFan123]

Karkat xD

[emootaku7363]

Im so glad my names not Amanda ^^

[kballkdball]

oh God...

T.T now a girl at school won't stop screaming, "AMANDA'S A WHORE!!!"

[Lollygyrrl]

As soon as I saw the smuppet i had to turn it off from laughter

[HoNkCaPrIcOrNHoNk]

notice the girl was drawing karkat in the begining? then so kid yelled "hes got another puppet

[maxf234]

..Just.. The sing song voice he used to say "AMANDA'S A WHORE~"

[CyanTheNyan]

HOW CAN SHE RESIST THAT PLUSH RUMP!?!

[NekiiFTW]

wait

that girl.. she's drawing karkat...

is hussie a woman guys

[ArtisticAndroid]

@NekiiFTW so Dave tried to hit on hussie with a smuppet doll? LOL :'o)

[hawkxjay]

My name's Amanda... Q.Q

[Goldfish567]

Lol the end

[dysfunctionalangel1]

My name is Amanda O nO

[Dumbledorathexplora]

Dave can get any bitch he wants >:U

john: Yoohooo... Dave <3 <3

Dave: ಠ_ಠ...

[atokad11]

@Dumbledorathexplora

OH LOL XDDD

Who needs bitches when you got TEH Egbert? :D

[tlbernel]

my mom's name is Amanda...

ಠ_ಠ

[immovablemonolith]

so this is why dave never goes to school.

[AkatsukiLover321]

That little girl was drawing Karkat. .____.

[EvilToastify]

Am I the only one that noticed the Gurren Lagann music when he's aobut to stand up to say "Amanda's a whore?"

[Mapcavalier]

That last line, he was singing...

[Mespritroth]

If someone came over and gave me a Smuppet, I would fuckin be their best friend FURRREEEEVEERRRRRR and maybe date them if they lookeded liek dave:D

[Hikari1219]

AMANDA'S A WHORE.

[LittleMissSockMonkey]

Bro. Parenting class. NOW.

[MrGafs]

Real mature Bro, really.

[xilibai]

Omigawd. Bro is kamina. Omigawd. HOLY FUCK THAT'S AWESOME

[MarioJunkee30112]

looooooooooooool

[Moorekaderp]

My name is Amanda ._.

[natural40lololol]

@Moorekaderp god stop being a whore then jeez

[Saiga6]

oh god what

[dysfunctionalangel1]

Bro: AMANDA'S A WHORE!

I lost my shit xD

[VoiceofCthulhu]

Consider Bro's real personality, now.

[DemonGirl111]

FACE PALM 2x COMBO

[killerpony12345]

0:52 DAVE IS JUST LYING THERE ಠ_ಠ

[polkkarakuri]

AMANDA, YOU WHORE.

[YoungJusticeLuv]

someone should really make Ask Dave videos D:

[nami47chan]

I love the way he stepped in for "moral support"

[MattJeevas600]

and this is why dave came to the trolls planet XD

[G0ATFAC3]

I half expected Bro to just cut her in half!

[metalheadarmyguy]

RAAAAAAAAHHH -epic blinding flash of light- AMANDA'S A WHORE

LMAO

[kibateo]

that girl clearly has bad taste

[StevenDefoe8]

I can totally imagine Bro doing this! With the anime motifs and everything! Cool.

[slipmaddy]

reminds me of Kamina and Simon.

xDD

[darkfang25]

Greatest advice ever.

[HirokiKamijou1]

How could she resist that plush rump?I give in every time.

[TheShadamyfan24seven]

no, BITCHES LOVE CAKE.

[NekiiFTW]

BRO STRIDER

THE BEST CUSTODIAN, EVERYONE

[AnimeCrazee13]

... My name's Amanda... .__.

[Funtom1214]

@AnimeCrazee13 Nice to meeet you Amanda.

[AnimeCrazee13]

@Funtom1214 Hello there :)

[Funtom1214]

@AnimeCrazee13 Do you want a smuppet?

[AnimeCrazee13]

@Funtom1214 Of course! Bitches love smuppets.

[theliz015]

BEST BROTHER/DAD EVEEEEERRR <3

[eevee4155]

AMANDA'S A WHORE! xD

[NekiiFTW]

THIS IS THE BEST BRO VOICE.

and probably a real event in Dave's life, sadly.

[xarsenicCatnip]

i sware i thought that was jade ):

[dragonevee019]

Mr.Strider, I thought we told the police to arrest you if you even thought about coming to this school?!

[HippHoppMunchkin]

LOL anyone else notice the little girl clearly drawing Karkat on the ground??

[MsLugiratina]

Best cool bro voice over everrrrr -3

[pantsofblades]

When the music from TTGL started playing... Hilarious.

[TheShieldsMD]

witches love frogs.

I woke my roommate up with my laughing.

[piplup1662]

I want to ask my cousin Amanad if she ever refused a guy named Dave right no so bad

[SeedofCreed]

You have my subscription sir.

[TheWarnerSister]

Broparenting at its finest!

IRONIC HUZZAHS

[MISSLADYJUGGERNAUT]

I wwish someone wwould propose to me wwith a smuppet.

Forevver alone.

[MakoKitsune]

he truely is a man...

[RoseHeart1234]

Mr.Strider...How many times have we told you to stay off school property?

[PoochlikesCookies]

I like how Dave didn't react to getting a face full of Smuppet rump.

[KianaTheWarewolf]

OMG Bro is like my big brother to a tea!! XD

[sheanime]

Omg! Can't breathe! Lol.

[Wilfrezsasha]

The fact that ten-year-old Amanda was crying about being called a whore means she knows what a whore is… O.o Either that or she got his tone of voice. Whatever. At any rate this was hysterical!

[healingv1sion]

IT'S STILL STUCK IN MY HEAD

[sasuke5331]

Beaches and shores.

[healingv1sion]

This got stuck in my head at 4am....

[GilbertCuddleMuffin]

Is "Amanda"...Drawing Karkat? LOL

[good2goism]

@GilbertCuddleMuffin I just noticed that meself.

[MeMoRyUzAki]

ia still laughing at the " i gotta takes things into my own hands...Amandas a whore" Part xDDDDD

[Hooshganoogan]

"bitches love smuppets!" lol

[BRBhorror]

Only Bro would call a ten year old a bitch, and a whore XD

[kikiroxshiki]

I want bro as my brother XD mine hates the living fuck out of me >:P

[halosky258]

Bro your so awesome! XD

[FreedomOwl]

I can't even tell you how many times I've watched this and it still always makes me laugh.

[I3Yaoi]

NO NO THAT LAST LINE ISN'T SCREECHY ENOUGH AHGAHAGAGHHGHGHG

[piplup1662]

man I wish I was older then my lil bro enough so that he's just starting elementary and I'm in high school,I would so do this xDD give him shitty advice then call the girl who rejected him a whore xD

[DarkRY1211]

I THOUGHT BITCHES LOVVED WWHALES????