王菲講笑話

[shinytuney]

Didn't know she could be so cute... But she has that 'stunned'/'clueless' look...

[seaweed9999]

人生的两个“大波” LOL

[leonghf777]

我好喜欢王菲的发型~~

[snowygirl]

欸 我覺得王菲的樣子..好純真可愛..OTL 嚴肅在哪裡OTL

[shinsenrc]

大家可以看看这个影片 watch?v=pFF1ysrRzpY 王菲报娱乐头条 还更好笑

[talese20245]

我也更喜歡王菲了！

[staphy82]

爱王菲！！！

[asukaJRock]

王菲讲话那么可爱

[Sabrinayangliyi]

我看过这集呢~~~

好搞笑的~

[Sabrinayangliyi]

我看过这集呢~~~



[truant1000]

hahahaha~~~

[hermesrico]

我爱北京妞儿

[jibikao]

LOL her "bra" joke is actually very funny.

[jaslynk1]

王菲有点笨笨的。。。。

[amoseburg1]

窦唯怎么失去这么好的女人



[yanjiaqi]

她看上李亚鹏哪里了？（为什么我那么讨厌李亚鹏啊？他什么电视剧­我都没看过啊？！）

[jimppqq]

@yanjiaqi 我跟你的感觉一模一样，我也没看过他电视剧，我也很纳闷。

[phyllis314]

faye has killer legs!!

she is so beautiful~

[Katsnjammer]

其實我覺得王菲好像是呆呆的hahahahahaha

[Freja2046]

阿菲反应很快，对应着s的两个冷笑话都很合格，哈哈

[hermesrico]

wo ai beijing gu niang°°°°°

[MidoriG05]

王菲好可愛

[acatisfinetoowut]

我覺得北方人長的最漂亮

[acatisfinetoowut]

waaaa! 她的北京口音好中重阿!

[goldx3000]

@acatisfinetoowut 她是北京人嘛

[NigelGo]

can anyone translate some of her jokes into english? from 2mins into the interview looks like she's cracking everyone up. would love to know what she's saying...

[sylviajou]

1. Why do swallows fly southward in the winter?

A: Because it'd be too slow to walk there.

2. Why do the bears sleep longer than other animals in the winter? A: Because no one dares wake it up.

For the third one, the funniest, you'd have to know Chinese to understand it.

[YAKI888]

王菲講普通話很好聽

[koinbouffier]

那是北京话，谢谢～～～～～～我是北京人，所以我说话也很好听。­。。

[YAKI888]

我是香港人 也想學好聽的曾通話^^

[Loveguigui]

普通话啦~曾通話？

[whcto]

但是她还是受了粤语影响！

比如1：56

我是对应番你那个

[Loveguigui]

呵呵~我是南方人~我也喜欢北京话~不过你这样讲人家会。。。

[myhomeyoyo]

China

[undignified07]

faye wong from which country?

[atta1000]

最好笑的还是那个大卷小卷，虽然是问题，可是也是幽默的笑话。

[myzzdeedee]

I love her Beijing accent =) So cool!

[Chintzechuen]

从来不喜欢王菲

不懂她为什么红？

[Loveguigui]

你不喜欢她我可以理解，毕竟没有人能赢尽天下人的喜爱嘛，她大红­的时候我也没喜欢，但是也没不喜欢，她红不红基本上也不碍到别人­，你这么讲当然王菲迷会反感啊。。。那你喜欢哪个明星？红吗？如­果红为什么红？如果不红，那我可以说一句:你喜欢的都是别人不喜­欢的明星。。。吗？

[simauthor]

小S和黑人有点虚伪

[atta1000]

我也是这么觉得，结尾的那个笑话加上结尾处2人的反应。。。呵呵­，冷哦。

[wesherity]

歌后啊！

[galezhang]

王菲脑子真快啊。第一次说燕子为什么要去南方过冬，然后意识到忘­了说关键的词飞去南方，结果第二次说的时候把燕子改成大雁，让人­以为问题在前面，成功的保住了包袱。弓虽！！

[lovingphelps]

i don't like LITTLE S.

[PatriotsRepublic]

yeah I prefer her sister.... her sister is really hot.

[lovingphelps]

she has a sisteR? i thought she only has a brother..

[PatriotsRepublic]

Shou 'S' has an older sister, not Wang Fay.

[sodalime89]

faye so funny...

[dongxin1986]

挺可爱的嘛!

[NebPWN]

京腔儿pwns

[goodlamya]

王菲很白

[spurious0mind1]

好搞笑哦。。。

太CUTEle...

[supergirl050826]

so cute.......

[vin326]

两个主持人都快紧张死了

[louis1990828]

是不是因為王菲常常會沒表情. 看起來比較嚴肅.

[yvonneacs]

我们也很爱你...

[browneye1968]

she's so cute, i love her a lot. The last joke is the best. really funny.

[jsrwang07]

那個笑話不是「老少皆宜」耶 =.=

[BushTheApe]

兩個女人很重火藥味!沒人看得出嗎?

[nicho52]

i like the third one.

[stonebrother]

王菲第3個笑話:

一個算命對小姐: 小姐,你面不好, 你身上帶有「兇兆」(胸罩)。

小姐說: 那我把胸罩脫來可以嗎?

算命說: 不行, 就算脫了胸罩, 你也逃不了人生的兩個大「坡」

[louis1990828]

王菲原來滿可愛的.

[hou617]

可以改行當諧星 嘻嘻

[agnesswl]

哈哈...我觉得阿菲真的很紧张自己的笑话也....阿菲,我们­都觉得其实很好笑啦...

[bananatea]

lol.she is so cool.

[eLwinZane]

OH...she so cute!But why my friends said that she is so cool??

[chinesepupucat]

Faye Wang is cute, yeah.

[beeboobeeboo]

she's really cute!

and the jokes are really funny

she beats siu s : D

[alpacino14]

好笑

[skylinxiang]

so cute, so funny

[allanyip]

GOOD SHOW

[jeromeheng]

王菲挺會講笑話嘛.

[anaaaaal]

Ha ha ,this is before her nose-job !

[luckyboy8331]

miss faye so much

[justwaita]

王菲京腔好重，哈哈

[jackjiezhang]

京腔儿

[beeboobeeboo]

she's actually from beijing

[everlane12]

i didn't get who jesus was being compared to in the first joke. something bout someone with small curls ...

[chidondon]

Sakyamuni.

[starsnow11]

omg! she's so cute...love faye wong!!

[yvette74731]

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈.......

這個背景音樂是什麼?

好好聽?

[cathy0033]

背景音乐应该是 不留

[soundwalkie]

love faye forever!!!

[ss8t8e]

The background song is 不留...

I love Faye Wong...

[michaelngo78]

bu lui by faye wong

[cnmooner]

i love 王菲

[heykisskid]

does any one know the name of the song for the background music ?

[hkgoldendotcom]

Ha Ha, so funny..... NOTT!!

[8utterfly604]

Faye @ 2:35 "then the lady says 'then can't I just take off my bra? and the fortune teller says, "No because even if you take it off you can't get over the two big life hurdles".

I think it means her breasts lol.

I'm not entirely sure though...anyone want to help out?

[H536917]

It was a pun in Chinese. The fortune teller said the lady has "Bad Omen", but the words he used for "Bad Omen" (of which there are many kinds in Chinese) sounds exactly like the Chinese term for "bra".

[8utterfly604]

(Sorry about the spelling mistakes, I'm trying to type as they speak)

Ok, the last joke is a play on words I believe. They ask her to tell a joke and not a riddle.

Faye says "there was a fortune teller that said to a lady, 'miss you have bad luck because you have a threatening curse on you'"

Now, the word threatening can also mean breasts and curse can also mean brace together making up the word used for a BRA (depending on the context of the sentence of course).

[8utterfly604]

Her second joke/riddle is @ 2:00

Faye says "why do bears hibernate the longest?"

They guess, "because they love sleeping too much", the guy says, "because their too fat".

Faye says, "because no one dares to wake them up".

The guy says "did your daughter tell you this?" LOL

[8utterfly604]

Ok, I'll try to translate (but my Mandarin is pretty much self-taught).

Faye's first joke @ 1:21 which she messes up @ 1:25 is "Why do birds fly to the south?"

they guess, "to go with the families" the guy says "because they like going there".

Faye says "because walking is too slow"

BaDumBum lol

[stewart85obk]

is a good joke .i love you faye

[leiladai]

其实王菲有点冷~~一直问好不好笑~不过还是爱她

[sophiahah]

she seems fluent in every language she knows =) but what's her main language?

[hydemegumi4ever]

she's from Bei Jing originally..so obviously is mandarin.

[NasDa]

She was born in mainland china, beijing I think. And that is why she got a beijing accent if you listen carefully enough.

[tranche2pain]

what are they saying ? :(

[xuehuitest]

最后最搞笑,黑人假装爆笑,不防菲姐又要黑人讲笑话,黑人措手不­及,一时想不起来~~

[bolehtakboleh]

i Love you faye

[lemongrass11]

this is hilarious!!!

blackie's laugh...man!!

[nolongerangel]

Faye is so cute..

[whitexmas6301]

love her so much

so miss her

[Kikachu]

yes she is Faye Wong

[MuZYkO]

is she Faye Wong?

[marsgao]

we all love fei...

[ushireborn]

God i love Faye. lol

[blinksys]

hey, can you post the full interview please?

[stillprague]

so cool.....lol!

[scorpionzzzz]

She's so inept in such situations that it's so cute!

[metubber]

love faye. omg xiao s bad hair days haha

[blinksys]

what is this joke about jesus about?  what did Jesus say to the innkeeper? put me up for the night, i feel a little crossed. lol

[Rain582]

好冷啊。。。

[iminoSAMA]

冷笑話 ．．．＞３＜

[wg1989]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!

[hellowjp]

is the guy Hei Ren???

[jeld97]

faye looks like she has woken up on mars and is trying to figure it all out

[kelvin643846]

funny

[datahomi]

dat twat is Hei Ren

[sinbt]

cute!

[schumy1975]

love Faye

[iBlushed]

.. haha.. XD

[Rab1975bit]

Who is that Twat who dresses like R. Kelly?

[cheetahhook]

@Rab1975bit it's me

[abcilovesyz]

so funny...