PLEASE DONT READ THIS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS COMMENT SOMTHING BAD WILL HAPPEN . NOW YOU STARTED READING THIS DONT STOP THIS IS SO SCARY. SEND THIS COMMENT TO 5 VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS THIS ACTUALLY WORK
I remember there was this girl that was wearing VERY tight shorts in the mall. You know the kind that was just asking for someone to stop and look at her. Well I did..and she cussed me up and down for doing it. All I did was just look at her for two seconds.
Hey captainfury2007 .....I wanted to see if you were a potential threat to our relationship (if you would be interesting to her) and your fucking default automatically loading video went and fucked up our relationship itself, because she saw 'ass video' or whatever it is in my bloody youtube history.... WAKE UP to degrading objectification of women!! they are beautiful and not objects, women give life.....i only see the one i love as beautiful, but you have fucked up our relationship.
Man....that was good. Love the song in the end....Its quite true yes....now a days people are getting rich and famous for the wrongest reasons. CAPITALISM!!!!
@captainfury2007 i guess referance was the wrong word, i ment sample. like when you were singing, you should have actually sang the thong song, that would have been jokes hahaha.
@captainfury2007 Ok, but you're 37. Baby got back is your generation....Many of the songs you listed are at least 10 years old, when you were in you 20s. You must have been pretty lame...
This seems to be a good place to share an actual pickup line used on me yesterday. A guy comes up to the counter at my work and asks for a pen and a piece of paper. So I give it to him. Then he looks at me and says, "So what's the best way to get to your place from here?" I almost told him based on creativity alone!
I always get excited when you make a video! I find all your military stories hilarious, I must have watched that shitting my pants story like 10 times. I am happy watching you just having fun. Keep it up!
@captainfury2007 TALENT???????????????????????????????????????? YOU REALLY NEED AN EDUCATION!!!!!!!!! THIS SLEAZE BALL IS ONLY GETTING MANY VIEWS BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SO NONSPIRITUAL AND DONT KNOW WHAT TRUE LOVE IS AT ALL!!
Well Cap there sure are a lot of ass videos lined up on the right side of this YouTube page.
Not to complain I guess, butt you make some interesting points about overuse of "ass".
Wow, I almost can't believe I said ( overuse ) that.
Well please watch my new music video if you get a chance and you decide the band reference.
MarcsFarce 1 month ago
y u no using a correct thumbnail? i want to see that delicious ass instead of you damn, you almost ruined my "job" chubby bubby! ;(
micc1111 2 months ago
So fucking true.
rockdudeguy18 3 months ago
I AM SO DISAPPOINTED
MissBelleBrune 4 months ago
u rawk mahn, stay u! ;) :)...
BMarceldotCom 4 months ago
humm y so many dislikes....
bobthebuilder6938 4 months ago
ugh i find this hard to fap to
billmonster6 4 months ago
very bad vedio
ahmad13284 4 months ago
2:06 ----> Best part
TotalKeisari 4 months ago
I've wasted my horny , juicy dick for nothing !
MrHelmyabdullah 5 months ago
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lmao511 5 months ago
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE FUCKING FINE ASS?!
ihftgd 5 months ago
i've seen that ass before that was on the thumbnail . got it in my spam mail one day .
randomperson110 5 months ago
I actually like the ass song xD
sexluver1100 5 months ago
What happened to "The Streak",Disco Duck","Convoy","Witch Doctor".The one that drove my Dad nuts when I was young every song had "baby" in it.
littleyellowkite 5 months ago
classic lol
Dimery 6 months ago
id still tap that
MeGoRAWRZ 6 months ago
fucked ur asssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
redhardyz 6 months ago
if u look good like me then you will get some play...peace
wolfpack2010able 6 months ago
WHERE WAS THE ASS
mollyloveshim 6 months ago
I just got a boner
xXjameswolfXx 6 months ago
U remind me of peter griffin
jrv97macx 6 months ago
look at that ass, look at that ass, that ass producing that gas, fart fart baby baby fart fart baby!!!, lol, most songs these days are stupid lol.
katiemilker 6 months ago
Freddy Crougar shirt!
Colin415atyotube 7 months ago 5
i came here to see a ass not a fag
andrei40140 7 months ago
shut the fuck up
1998pineda 7 months ago
im blue if i was green i would die,,,,,,,people like u who dont look up the lyrics miss the entire point of the song,,,,,,,
chozen0018 7 months ago
what a JJJAAAGGGG OOOOFFFFF.
DSTAUBIN1 7 months ago
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Well did you become rich :P?
LuckerLol 7 months ago
thumbs up if you were staring at the light in his glasses the whole time
FreshlyBakedBreadd 7 months ago
I'm yours.
herpderp020 8 months ago
i want see that ass not this motf fat bastard
SuperMojoDojo 8 months ago
keep pushin 2 for im blu cover
marcuscole9 8 months ago
Remember when you could watch a video without a commercial?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO?
Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?
Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and channel and lets start a youtube riot.
Thumbs up to keep at top
an9707 8 months ago
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Remember when you could watch a video without someone saying: "Remember when you could watch a video without"
cjackson013 8 months ago
Keep pressing 7...he looks like he's jacking it.
Gothkid15 8 months ago
I remember there was this girl that was wearing VERY tight shorts in the mall. You know the kind that was just asking for someone to stop and look at her. Well I did..and she cussed me up and down for doing it. All I did was just look at her for two seconds.
IsraeliteMessenger 8 months ago
This has been flagged as spam show
Remember when you could watch a video without a commercial?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO?
Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?
Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and channel and lets start a youtube riot.
Thumbs up to keep at top
debbaOfTheFlanders 8 months ago
square head shove it up your ass!
MrSmelly2u 8 months ago
Remember when you could watch a video without a commercial?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO?
Remember when all the info was to the right of the video?
Remember you could rate a video 1-5 stars?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
Remember when the users controlled the site and not corporations?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and channel and lets start a youtube riot.
Thumbs up to keep at top
2031agent 8 months ago
I wanted just to see the ass, you dick
XxGenociidalxX 8 months ago
Fucking squid
ScifenSkater 8 months ago
Damn those ass songs.
PivotDirector 9 months ago
yea well thats just like..you opinion man
hiccupskill 9 months ago
I hear ass songs are what killed Frank Sinatra.
kenrg 9 months ago
@GCInFurious I know, don't you hate when they do that!
undrtakr900 9 months ago
You are a very talented man.
noswonky 9 months ago
=(]
appleman1324 9 months ago
Bro - this video has so much truth in it, I want to pass around a collection plate for you. You are preaching!
nHisImage 10 months ago
Show me a good time assmix at 2:20
Omgthe1 10 months ago
lol youre hilarious
1lilgirlbaby5 10 months ago
Ha ha right on man
leah69mes 11 months ago
Good show. Lol
TheBelldiver 11 months ago
Well.. when you say Triumph I think of an '80s Canadian rock band...or a cat that has something to do with Coco..but I'm not sure why..k.....later!
JimmerSD 11 months ago
Now my ass feels all self concious
sneakypreacher 11 months ago
Whaaaat an anus face channel but not-beautiful people.
SeventhSun 11 months ago
You my are hilarious! I will keep on watching more of your videos.
N4RUT078 11 months ago
idiocracy IS the future.
imgunnaservu 11 months ago
Hey captainfury2007 .....I wanted to see if you were a potential threat to our relationship (if you would be interesting to her) and your fucking default automatically loading video went and fucked up our relationship itself, because she saw 'ass video' or whatever it is in my bloody youtube history.... WAKE UP to degrading objectification of women!! they are beautiful and not objects, women give life.....i only see the one i love as beautiful, but you have fucked up our relationship.
RealityDetective 11 months ago
Dude you are the shit !!!! : ) can't wait to see more videos !!!
swoman90 11 months ago
Sorry Cap, but you are too crass for me, I don't like offensive language, good luck.
furcollar 11 months ago
i like ur freddy krueger shirt
KLanWaRZ 1 year ago
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KristinSpradling 1 year ago
Man....that was good. Love the song in the end....Its quite true yes....now a days people are getting rich and famous for the wrongest reasons. CAPITALISM!!!!
six3sixRiddim 1 year ago
Was this meant to be funny?
Bangell99 1 year ago
<=This is doogwoody with a tiny penis-it gets lost in the booty!
doogwoodysmallpenis2 1 year ago
Put that song on iTunes!!!!! I'd buy it!
jasonkryst 1 year ago
Can I get a Captain Fury tshirt.... please?
Clonedcell 1 year ago
ill buy that track... is it on itunes? lol
lolabunny18 1 year ago
pretty cool video bro! Great job!
angelgallardo1 1 year ago
The ass in the video avatar is Keyra Agustina's ass
santisvander 1 year ago
i like big butts and i can not lie!!!
MrMetalheadtildeath 1 year ago
"DON'T TOUCH ME I'M LOOKING AT THAT ASS", there's a line i've been guilty of using.. it's usually followed by a night in jail.
kangaru90 1 year ago
I really liked your video there Freddy Kreuger
jakepinkphloid 1 year ago
@jakepinkphloid LOL Freddy Kreuger
I'm blue dadadee dadada
Nevelheim 1 year ago
i like this
MasterBoris86X 1 year ago
LMAO ok this totally made me laugh... ty for the laugh today =)
SecretLuVr 1 year ago
I bet you never actually tried the ass line. I bet it would work. lol
Hatterific 1 year ago
I agree. I would NEVER write a song about ass. NEVER! (wink)
You mean I could become rich as ass?!
Sugartalker 1 year ago
lol you just made my day
Whitestar17a 1 year ago
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fuck hunters i wish u can get hunted son of a bicth sick fuk FUCK U
killakerryy 1 year ago
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fuck hunters i wish u can get hunted son of a bicth sick fuk FUCK U
killakerryy 1 year ago
it's funny because it's true
3BallJosh 1 year ago
Dude, where did you get the Freddy Cruger (sp) shirt? Love the vids man, great shit!!!
jeffreyballard79 1 year ago
im not denying the fact the what your saying is true. but you could have made an actual referance. all you did was show a picture and dance lol
smokemadbong 1 year ago
@smokemadbong I dont think I need to make a reference. Really? Havent you heard any? They're everywhere!
captainfury2007 1 year ago
@captainfury2007 i guess referance was the wrong word, i ment sample. like when you were singing, you should have actually sang the thong song, that would have been jokes hahaha.
wasnt trying to hate.
smokemadbong 1 year ago
@smokemadbong Oh I know. You're right. I should have sang the thong song. That would have been great. Thanks!
captainfury2007 1 year ago
@smokemadbong Baby got back?
The thong song?
nelly - shake your tailfeather
eminem- shake your ass
mystikal- shake ya ass
groove armada- i see you baby
scooter- move your ass
to name a few
captainfury2007 1 year ago 7
@captainfury2007 Ok, but you're 37. Baby got back is your generation....Many of the songs you listed are at least 10 years old, when you were in you 20s. You must have been pretty lame...
bank80 8 months ago
@smokemadbong all u hav to do is turn on the radio for proof.
ketchupee1 11 months ago
oh lawd the related videos. Asses everywhere.
dolfsvlog 1 year ago
too much booty for one man to handle
Rades 1 year ago
If your going to be the richest fuck ever, we wanna share in it!
KaijuKing 1 year ago
"Let me see that thong?"
This seems to be a good place to share an actual pickup line used on me yesterday. A guy comes up to the counter at my work and asks for a pen and a piece of paper. So I give it to him. Then he looks at me and says, "So what's the best way to get to your place from here?" I almost told him based on creativity alone!
sarahlacroixmusic 1 year ago 6
@sarahlacroixmusic That THOOONG That thong thong thong thong thong!
captainfury2007 1 year ago
lol I agree with this video :)
Edbrad 1 year ago
the modern day mantra- ass hypnosis.
AmandaRamaNYC 1 year ago
Aw man u never disapoint wit ur vids . . . some of the best original content on youtube
Iwatchotfuzz 1 year ago
lol you forgot baby got back!
hartrose33 1 year ago
Someone needs to loop and autotune that!
ChristopherMast 1 year ago
I can't wait to hear the remix!
PhilWithCoffee 1 year ago
Im blue is cool! D:<
but now are stupider singers one of the wors't examples :
Lady Gaga , Ke$ha , JUSTIN BEABER (i feel dirty for saying his name ._. )
DKmasterLP 1 year ago
I always get excited when you make a video! I find all your military stories hilarious, I must have watched that shitting my pants story like 10 times. I am happy watching you just having fun. Keep it up!
Pantalooniesconqueso 1 year ago
Holy Freddie Kruger Shirt BatMan
RandomJordo 1 year ago
daym, did you steal that song from JayZ? LOL
kangaru90 1 year ago
what about the booty butt cheeks song from that show called the boondocks lol
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youjimbou13 1 year ago
what about the boot butt cheeks song from that show called the boondocks lol
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youjimbou13 1 year ago
I would buy that song!
Banic666 1 year ago
when we are young there were dumb songs? We had arse songs?
LoL ;-)
DomokomoNeyo 1 year ago
This is the best ass song ever... It deserves more views.
fehquig 1 year ago
wow you really know how to write a song. That's a top tenner for sure.
LeSaMilano 1 year ago
NO, Steve. Don't say it to the girl. SING IT!!
ralfonzo83 1 year ago
LOL good shit
jmiclovesyou 1 year ago
"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thang in yo' face..." ~Mozart
DarkMatter2525 1 year ago
haha my generation had ass songs
Fhenry 1 year ago
Awesome xD
HoboJIm117 1 year ago
This video reeks of awesomeness.
LuckyStrike502 1 year ago
Heheheh good one!
AnnyaMoon 1 year ago
lol
domdance15 1 year ago
its sounds like you took the song from jay and silent bob and subbed in ass for motherfuck
Silentblogger659 1 year ago
X-D
nibargerswife51482 1 year ago
am i the only bastard that clicked on this because of the thumbnail....
Artyfil 1 year ago
i think i adore you
francoraggio09 1 year ago
I want this as a ring tone! put that on itunes!
APOKALYPSE34 1 year ago
lololol now I've got ass on the brain
"Looky that ass!" lol
DellBoy010 1 year ago
Win.
Don't forget your friends...
DILLIGAF333 1 year ago
The Black Eye'd Peas feat. captainfury2007
AKDJANGO 1 year ago
Completely rich as fuck!
LilMotegi 1 year ago
ur vids suck donkey dick
forest5668 1 year ago
@forest5668 your jsut mad cause you didnt get to see ass
keeth33 1 year ago
I'd rather you get rich as fuck than Beiber.
steveincairo 1 year ago
yeah ur generation definitely started it with, Sir Mix A Lot - Baby Got Back!!!
but we definitely kept it going strong these days with songs like, Booty Booty Booty Booty Booty Everywhere!! LMAO
ganuenen 1 year ago
@ganuenen BUBBA SPARXX!!!
captainfury2007 1 year ago
@ganuenen And "Big Booty Bitches."
steveincairo 1 year ago
most epic song ever! lol
Cameron4cbtv 1 year ago
@Cameron4cbtv Thanks!
captainfury2007 1 year ago
Oh so this is not you showing your butt? Too bad.
Elenkhos 1 year ago
@Elenkhos Uh... no.
captainfury2007 1 year ago
thanks for making these youtube videos!!! reminds me of the good ole days when youtube was first started, no glitz or glamour, just pure talent!!!
ganuenen 1 year ago 7
@ganuenen Thank you so much! It means a lot to me.
captainfury2007 1 year ago 8
@captainfury2007 TALENT???????????????????????????????????????? YOU REALLY NEED AN EDUCATION!!!!!!!!! THIS SLEAZE BALL IS ONLY GETTING MANY VIEWS BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SO NONSPIRITUAL AND DONT KNOW WHAT TRUE LOVE IS AT ALL!!
RealityDetective 11 months ago
First
izkandyland 1 year ago