Bibleman - Lead us not into Temptation - ©2001

[jessica72035]

I have this movie! It's awesome!

[didjargo]

04:52 says a man wearing a rubber suit and a mask standing in a junior high school hallway.

09:15 Whao, wait. Was there a missing scene or something?

10:11 You know, maybe if you didn't spin around like a pretty ballerina before making every strike, me might not be able to block you every time. Just saying.

[TeakesiSucksCockss]

wtf is this some christian anti internet propaganda video??

[RevJoshsFunhouse]

It's true. I was a good, Christian kid at 10 years old, Then I logged on to the internet. Two days later I was giving blowjobs in the janitor's closet for Crystal Meth

[TheDiaport]

BIBLEMAN FUCKING MURDERED THAT GUY WHAT THE FUCK

[wiliam13303]

I came here from IAmBobololo

[12KX21]

omg! they were listening to hip-hop music! GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KamirosPallas]

Lmao. This is so bad.

[ifonlythe]

"She's afraid of going back to the person she was before accepting jesus into her heart"

Me: Oh. she must be a fairly mature person.

She's like 10 years old. da fuck.

I loved bibleman back in my christian-kiddie days.

[wyvern9]

Say what you will about the chistian element or the production values, but the concept of someone who is essentialy Batman in Iron Man armor with a lightsaber is none the less badass.

[Miyavisgirl1540]

7:47 you would think that the two girls sitting RIGHT NEXT TO THE WINDOW would notice a girl in a yellow mask and neon extensions gawking though the window. lol!

[abSOULuteD]

I feel so weird watchin this

[abSOULuteD]

How old is this?

[philipbabb]

So we're supposed to be picky about our friends? Didn't Jesus have prostitutes as part of his cult originally? Besides friendship is magic, not even Bibleman's team of zealots can stop it.

[CaptainAwesomeoh13]

...they forgot to capitalize "riley."

[deathc0rR3]

is this a real show?

[opplerdop]

@deathc0rR3 yes.

it's the most hilarious show I've ever seen.

[deathc0rR3]

@opplerdop i cant believe it... so is this show a hit or what?? a failure. did american really loved this show?

i searched it in wiki and doesnt answer my question.

[tommiatkins]

Riley has announced her use of free will to apsostacise, Bibleman and Theocracyboy will save the day by using the Zombieeatingcakeof bloodwine to mindwarp her back into proper thinking and a healthy hatred of gays. By lovingly threatening hell.

[elainekhyzie]

CURSES!! i almost had him



[elainekhyzie]

CURSES!! i almost had him

[c4r50n1]

What graphics?

[HaloSpartanG13]

That girl has a few good points about friendship.

[jbiddleston]

Creepy

[eekman87]

you say bibleman, I say bible dude :)

[iDork622]

"hi."

"oh, his casual greeting MUST be mocking that I have new friends and wear complimentary colors!"

[GrantPowerhead]

bibleman hangs out at elementary schools because he is a pedophile

[ThatDarnFox]

Hillery looks like a boy and the chick in the yellow sweater is wearing clothes about ten times to big for her.

[andymanportillo]

Is that the guy from water world at universal studios

[unifiedreality]

She's being tempted to associate with the kids she used to know before she was converted to christianity? I can't begin to state how bad that is.

[earwaxxxx44]

this reminds me of Power Rangers hahaha

[alexander3062]

 lol. cypher looks high! lmao.

[alexander3062]

eh still better than, bibleman the big big book, that made this episode look dark knight level of coolness in comparison, dont believe me? watch it, its cheesier than a dairy factory

[BrendanStuart]

like the devil really gives a shit and has the time to influence some dumb girl from an idyllic middle upperclass suburb. and, more importantly, like jesus, god or bibleman will take the time out of their obviously full lives to help her. i mean, while the devil was hypnotizing her, Queensland flooded, earthquakes hit Aukland and a tsunami destroyed japan, and instead of helping all those who died, bibleman mad some kid ditch her friends? i mean, cmon!

[JesusGirl921]

@BrendanStuart

You do have a point. But God is also onipresent. He can be in mulitple places at once. he can be sitting with me and sitting with you. And Jesus is quick help any one who asks, because he loves us and he knows that we need him. And the devil will tempt any one if he feels if they are a threat even a little girl. I am sure.

[tommiatkins]

@JesusGirl921 Yes! You have a magic fairy who is everywhere! And he helps little girls the world over who desperatly pray for him to take away their brain cancer, but he lets them die in vicious agony every day, thousands of times a day across the world. What a useless pixie you fawn over. It's almost exactly like he isnt actually real.

[JesusGirl921]

@tommiatkins

you are intitled to your oppinion. I can see where you are coming from. I cant saw that i know everything. I don't . i don't understand every thing either. I am sorry that you feel the way that you do. Maybe instead of useless God is just misunderstood. But if we could understand God . That would be kind of scary. I mean He wouldnt be a good God then. lol

[tommiatkins]

@JesusGirl921 Well you do know some things. You know in your heart that if you ask Jesus the politically active carpenter of 33AD to cure a babies lukemia, then he simply wont. Then you will add your own interpretations. These might be , "theres a greater plan" or " That baby is in paradise now after 8 months of suffering".

[tommiatkins]

@tommiatkins What your brain has been conditioned against thinking however is that all gods are simply just man made fantasy that have no evidence other than from books that if you hadnt had them pumped into your skull from birth you would laugh at

[celestialsalamander]

if god is onipodent and cars so much about free will why did he not just stop her being hypnotised.

[celestialsalamander]

isn't one of the defining qualities of a cult that they try to stop you being exposed to outside influences?

[HAROLDthePINK]

We are the borg, resistance is futile.

[crazywelshkid]

I believe in God and Jesus, but this is just... ugh..

[daphnearle]

This bibleman video is looking pretty cool

[Unicron4ever]

I bet Rationality is Bibleman's Kryptonite...

[crazycrows1]

Gayest supervillian ever!!!

[FindThisHeart]

1) Why are they letting that man openly walk around their school?

2) Why is "Bibleman" teaching to discriminate against peers?

3) @8:00 do those ladies seriously see nothing wrong with a costumed chick creeping through the window?

4) They killed the badguy. They straight up murdered him. Wow.

[celestialsalamander]

@FindThisHeart

pwoerrangers kill people all the time. though they were "monsters" so i gess it gets past the censers more esaly.

[bsilver1977]

@#%!! I went to the website and absolutely NOTHING cool happened!

[Nimnoms]

That kid is getting laid in High School all the time.

[cjcrashoveride]

If someone dressed like that walked up to a child and asked to talk to them they'd probably arrested.

[jaymzsoftwax]

isn't Christian science an oxymoron 

[MinecraftVenom]

@jaymzsoftwax

yes

[stoklannd]

Please understand that I am a Christian when I say that GOD is embarrassed by this crap. I guarantee that more people will choose NOT to follow Christ just because of Bible man. This is the most horrible thing I have ever seen; I can’t believe this is actually real. Bible man has done far more damage to Gods name than Satan ever could.

[ApocalypticCarnage13]

@stoklannd

Let me ask you this. who are you to say that your "god" is embarrassed by this. Have you ever thought that maybe God enjoys to watch this because he like me has a sense of humor. How do you know what your "god" is embarrassed by?

[bringonthewrath]

bibleman is about as lame as the Tupperware superhero from southpark

[TheNextAvrilLavigne]

people shouldn't obsess over their religion like these guys

[kakashi76767]

7:50 so the chick in the blue sweater doesnt see the crazy looking person outside the window literally 3 feet away??

[kakashi76767]

1:13 thats the look of a future columbine killer. I love this class by the way. the teacher has them google ireland and then just leaves them alone. great stuff.

[neosoc]

I hate it when christians try to be cool

[sillymonkey829]

And Luxor Spondrox was no more...

[GalacticLeaderAkagi]

Love how the 'bad guys' only wear monochrome. They're too evil for colour.

[EvilerBowser1003]

was that a fucking monkey chirping during the brainwash scene

[CalicoVall]

@EvilerBowser1003 Yes. T_T

[RevolutionWalrusNZ]

They should've used the brainwash scene from Clockwork Orange :/

[RevolutionWalrusNZ]

Notice how at the start, her name isn't spelt with a capital letter, but the word 'Temptation' is...wtf is this shit?!

[Vreicher]

What was the special effects budget? Chicken wings?

[fullfire55]

"Wow, you're really amazing! I didn't know Christians can use keyboards!"

[CalicoVall]

@fullfire55 Same here. Didn't think they found out how to turn computers on yet. XD

[sketch316]

just another reason why Cthulhu is my buddy...ugh

[Zuelanda]

This happened to me last time I looked up porn. :\\

[ahmedeox]

At least atheists make decent movies.

[sweetiegrl41]

thanks for upload! ive been looking for this everywhere its sooo rare! thanks!

[And8But]

This show is trippy. And kids like to dance weird.

[MrTwistedHawk]

So, when is Bibleman going to fight Muhammad?

[CalicoVall]

@MrTwistedHawk season 7, episode 34 XP

[proudmexican93]

@MrTwistedHawk Muhammed would kick Biblemans ass....probably blow him up....I think we'd all cheer when that happens...

[benniquaid]

That happens to me every time I go to porn sites

[Zeeten666]

what in fucks name is this? its reasons like this im glad im an Atheist, i mean what where they smoking when they thought of this?

[CodyJamesBriscoe]

How the fuck did he get HackEmUp.com when looking up Ireland?! Also, those graphics are SO believable.

[XfreakinD]

Well that was really gay.

[jediskunk67]

What a rude girl Riley is I can't believe she would let a website control her life.

[A16AdamWalker]

@jediskunk67 I have only one thing to say about a website controlling people... Facebook

[A16AdamWalker]

@jediskunk67 its a play on the website that lexor whateverhisnameis made to tempt and control kids. As I know many people who end up acting like an ass after giving into joining facebook

[sakostuc9219]

I get to watch this every Sunday with my Sunday School kids!! The first time I watched it I couldn't stop laughing!! its super cheesy, but the kids really get into it!

[Gnoma2345]

@sakostuc9219 the fuck? this shouldnt exist. O.o



[kuroshashu]

How is it that a strange man dressed in a superhero costume can infiltrate a school without raising the alarm of the teachers?

[TCLTC]

Really? No, I mean it. Really??? The Cone Of Stoopidity has truly descended upon The Faithful. W T everloving F indeed.

[standardbearer]

What the hell's wrong with these people????

The sound is just painful, all those bleeps, effects, etc are getting on my nerves.

There is nothing tempting about this.

this is probably the most moronic thing I've ever seen in my life.

[DoctorZoviet]

I love how it's spelled bilelogue at the beginning :D

[thegooddoctor1000]

5:30 get owned bibleman

[RYCloud92]

Bibleman: Dont use the internet kid, it is evil and satan made it. NOW READ YOUR BIBLE, READ IT!!!!!

[TheHannah748]

god bless bible man

[JacobAranza]

I am currently hosting a Bibleman discussion on my Youtube channel. Please click on my name above and share your comments and stories on this legendary hero!

[DiabloJas]

jeez this is soo weird

[johnny12358]

4:50

I think they needed a white kid to do this because a black person would have been to obvious...

[hellonieman]

man, that satan dude types hella fast

[bigzebes]

lol when black people put on doorags you know they're up to no good...

[A16AdamWalker]

Hang on... isn't the US trying to imprison an autistic brit who accidently hacked their government computers (if he did that on accident they should thank him for showing a weakness).... i mean if they're doing that... why on earth is it ok for some christian spandau ballet molestation ring alowed to get away with it against the Borg?

[MrQwertysystem]

so what did we learn... leave your old friends because no matter what they will lead you to temptation...

[ZootSuitZombie]

yeah ignore people when they say hi to you. Man, these kids need to get molested.

[MrNEXMOVIE]

10:06 its a cordless drill ?

[Lihyahm]

why is satan a cyborg

[themightythor27]

Religion: One of the roots of all evil.

[omfgzhax]

z0mg the internet is haxnig my brainz

[KingBlue]

I think she accidentally visited 4chan.

[CodyJamesBriscoe]

@KingBlue No, she would have left after being faced with a "Tits or GTFO"

[Mitchal13579]

@KingBlue Does that make the guy in the crazy techno-armor moot?

[KingBlue]

@Mitchal13579

Well he's insane,effeminate, child-stalking megalomaniac.

So it's either moot or Tim Buckley.

[cannonheads]

wait a minute, pool? isn't that trouble with a capitol T? i don't know about her new freinds guys!

[fickasthuck]

what...the actual fuck?

[8DX]

what the bat-fuck?

[TheAngryBum]

So. . .christianity teaches you that it's ok to:

Hack other peoples websites

Rip off Star Wars

Rip off Star Trek

Rip off Batman

Chistianity is looking pretty cool.

[wolfieXD]

damn clicked the wrong hand lol i agree this show make me cry for mercy lol

[MrQwertysystem]

@TheAngryBum you forgot that it also teches that most of your old friends are spawns of satan

[311coliner]

@MrQwertysystem yes we must remember not to go back to our old ways...BWAHAHAAHAHAHA!

[thuggie1]

so bibleman is going to stop her getting in contact with a person she know before finding Jesus.

cult alert

[rpm2004]

What I learned from this:

1. Don't talk to people who don't have the same beleifs as you.

2. Always spy on your friends just in case their doing something that you don't approve of.

3. All computer security can be defeated with a few keystrokes but only if you announce what you're doing.."Just got to bypass the firewall", "I'm shutting you down!".

4. After successfully being hypnotized the subject will glow bright green when acting upon the learned behaviors.

To be continued...

[rpm2004]

Continuation of comment

5. The Bibelogue's filing system is either highly complicated and esoteric or has a malfunction which causes it to add a string of random letters and numbers to the end of all file names.

6. To have one's hideout be officially recognized as an evil lair one must have in plain sight at least the following items A. Candles B. A Skull C. Random Trash on floor D. Outdated Excersize Equipment (9:27-9:33)

[MrUsername5678888]

@rpm2004 Hey, I know I am more than a year late commenting on this, but that post was fucking hilarious.... XD

[rpm2004]

@MrUsername5678888 Thank you kind sir, I do try and it's always nice to be appreciated. :)

[DickChambers69]

Bad Internet, Bad.

[DickChambers69]

Shit. I thought they were talking about something else.

[Sojoboro]

This seems like a perfect prophecy for Windows Vista, and what it does to you.

[dinothunda]

0:49, what is wrong with the kid to the right

[AHPMB]

Oh that evil internet and its satanic games. It's obviously just a trap to hypnotize 8 year old Christian girls into not going to youth group. Apparently schools don't really mind grown men wandering around in purple armor chatting up their students either. Plus bonus Doom sound affects! Christian insanity FTW!