Also, you said 'nothing can't do anything.' So where did god come from then? He just appeared did he? You just contradicted yourself you half retarded fuck.
First you say animals can't choose which evolutionary traits they want to have, then you say evolution is stupid because gorillas chose to lose their muscles to become humans... Your brain is faulty.
so if your fat and stuped american people drive arounde in your cars and it getts hotter and hotter all animals with furry will still have that. But i dont think you walk around with a winterjacket if it gets 10 C hotter. Same do the animals they get less furry!
You dont decide if you want to evolve you change to your surroundings eg; guitarists have hard fingers so they dont cut themsevlvers on the steel strings and monkeys live in the forest so they need to be monkeys in order to survive (you would suck balls at surviving in the amazon) Evoloution also happenes over millions of years because 3000000 years ago we were monkeys NOT YESTARDAY .We dont need to be strong because humans used thier brians and made tools to make life easier apes need to be big
The giraffe with the long neck could get his food easier then other giraffes. Eventually the long necked giraffe has children and might pass on his long neck trait. This trait is more helpful then other giraffes and eventually should show up more
can I explain something to you, you know how mental retarded people or people that are born with abnormal features are rare. Say a giraffe is born with an abnormal feature, this feature is that they have a long neck. The animal can't gain a long neck they have to be born with one. So the long neck happened by mistake
Also, listening to a bit more. You contradict yourself.. In another video you are saying there is no evidence that God exists... but you believe he exists. Then you say he does exist, in another video where you talk about the "evidence" of why he exists. And here you say.. without evidence things are just a theory. Meaning Evolution and God are both in the same boat, as just being theorys. Both were made by man, on this planet.. and both have no concluding evidence.
Watching these videos is like someone eating a chocolate drum stick. The good shit is in the middle, but he just grazes the chocolate and nuts. Like he always is soooo close to saying something smart, than just repeats what he said before. Evolution is uhhhhh the uhhh theory of evolution . Fuck i thought you were gonna say something smart.... fuck me
ok listen i fully belive in the bible but i actually hav good evidence. YOU TOOK THIS FROM A YAHOO ARTICLE! im a 10th grade student and listen to the newest bs about evolotion and you are not even close to their theory!!!!!!! You stttooooooooollleeee this and its noooot even true!
Stick to the bible, you F****** retard! You were wrong in every single statement that you made! Seriously... What you said have nothing to do with evolution, bitch! I have a lot of respect for religious people, but you are a moron! People are not worse then monkeys... monkeys cant build a city. Hell... I can't even begin to say what`s wrong with this video and with you... damn dumb poor young soul...
Okay try answering this,just try to think evolution:what would be harder to do? A:grow wings big enough to make a 1000 pound animal fly or B:grow a longer neck.Furthermore look at domestic animals,we created those by selective breeding(that in itself is evolution)
Now i for myself believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster....now please PROVE to me that a god cant be made out of pasta.Goodluck on that ,and on that i'll rest my case.
@Maverick21491 plz i dont want a hate argument going on so plz dont be mad at me but i would like to pose a question. (This guy took this from a yahoo article and this has nothin to do with him.) for evolution to be true, we would have had to go from simlle organisms to complex ones correct?
if you leave a garden alone without taking care of it, does it A)become overgrown and chaotic or B) form a complex society of beuitiful flowers?
@2that2guy2 no offence taken,answer is A:chaos is better for evolution than order,it creates more different enviroments,so more chances for different species to evolve.
Before mankind roamed this earth,it actualy was chaos,we humans started to adjust enviroments to our needs.You cannot deny that in a chaotic enviroment more species exist than in orderly ones?(look at jungles versus deserts for instance)
@Maverick21491 ok, but also I thought that things broke down into simpler forms as time progresses. How can we have gone from simlple to complex? (I would like to just point out that I'm not a "typical" christian. I go against many beliefs of the church including the "6000 year old earth" I have biblical eviedence or "Theory" supportting the idea of a billian years old earth, along with multiple other contrivercial beliefs.)
@iTube4ux dude I really can't tell if this guy is a troll or not, he did piss me off at one point and I stopped myself from giving him hate mail. I hope he is a troll cause if he's not, then he's an idiot. He can't give any good explanations
Wow. Giraffe's necks didn't magically grow longer.. It's survival of the fittest. When the longer necked giraffes are born, do you think they have a higher or lesser chance of surviving? Obviously higher. Thus, the longer necked giraffes bred with each other, creating similar offspring. Think of the neck gene as long legs, a figure is somewhat genetic.
Jesus, I'm thirteen years old and I know more about my theory (and yours) than you do. Try researching science and reason. And by the way, the e
You're wrong, God started the evolution but doesn't interfere anymore. He saw one of your videos and was shocked to see what morons have evolved from his once great idea. :-(
@Tribute1875 This guy is one of the world's greatest geniuses and I wish he would come back and make more videos. Watch his "What's your problem kangaroo" video.
Please keep posting these videos. You do a superb job of showcasing religion's ignorance and gross misinterpretations. You are pushing many fence sitters to Atheism. Thank You.
1.a coherent group of tested general propositions, commonly regarded as correct, that can be used as principles of explanation and prediction for a class of phenomena: Einstein's theory of relativity.
You sir are an idiot. I think you are the ¨evidence¨ evolution might not work.
Want to lecture us on something you do not even have a remote idea on what it means and how it works. Please read the latest book by Richard Dawkings maybe next time you will make some sense.
@hanslol i know, but i've gone numb from watching all these videos, i forget which one led me here, but its was a lot worse than this and this guy was taken seriously on fox news. i jumped the gun....but its an all too easy mistake to make anymore.
Allah - there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence. Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission? He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.
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"Theory means you made up something as an explanation." The Theory of Evolution is something that was not "made up".... you're religion is "made up." Can you explain the Italian Wall lizards who have evolved just over a few decades when they were introduced to Croatia? Can you explain their larger heads or new digestive structure? ....Do you know where Croatia is?
I don't think dis guy is smart as da giraffe,duhhh. Obviously doesn't know the scientific process. Other Scientific Theories, gravity, cells, heliocentricity, atoms etc...
i would like to point out that evolution is a slight change in the genetics of an animals offspring very slightly changing the species to suit the environment around us it takes melenia for a species to change.
The formal scientific definition of theory is quite different from the everyday meaning of the word. It refers to a comprehensive explanation of some aspect of nature that is supported by a vast body of evidence. Many scientific theories are so well established that no new evidence is likely to alter them substantially.
Dumb ass, stutering bullshit does not proove a point, you don't have to be athieste to beileive in evolution, u dont even have to beileive in it because it is a fact, they have proof, they have evidence, they just dont have spicifics to show exacly what happend. The theory of god is just some scribles in a book, they don't have any proof on that either. As far as im concerned the bible is more of a story then a history. There are more religous people who dont beileve in your theory then do. GTFO
Evolution and Atheism have nothing in common. Atheism is the rejection of GOD or GODS whereas Evolution is an explanation of how life came to be the way it is today, NOT how life started, that is Abiogenesis !!!
Scientific Theory? ~~~ "A theory is an explanation for something seen in nature. By this definition, evolution is a theory as it explains the mechanisms, the how & why, that lead to the changes that we see in animals, us included. However, any theory could eventually be replaced with a better theory if it does a better job explaining why we see what we see. In science, a theory has been tested over and over & seems to hold true. Otherwise, it would already have been abandoned."
Lol in Science, theory=fact. Something doesnt become a theory UNTIL it has evidence. Just because theory in every day life means "something you just made up" does not mean thats what it is in science.
"they had their necks grow longer". Yes....you are making this up. No...evolutionists don't believe in what you are saying. You are either a horrible troll or you have no idea about science or how evolution works. Go open a book.
7,000,000,000 is the population of the planet. If judgement day is real and the trials are conducted by the one and only god and it takes 2 hours per person then It would take 1,598,173 years w/o breaks or days off. HARD TO BELIEVE, keep in mind the experts say 100,000,000,000 have lived on the planet, so basically 93,000,000,000 have died. That line must be really long. THIS IS ALL NONSENSE.
Sir, if giraffes are stupid, then you are retarded.
Also if you want to know where the single cells come from it is more than likely that all life on earth originated from out of space,
There is 1 ultimate creator and that is the power of nature, she does not have to explain herself to us in a book, she does not need us to worship her, she will carry on if we believ in her or not, your god only 'exists' off the fact that people believe in the first place.
i can't believe how much of a fucking idiot you are. it's insulting to our intelligence that you actually believe that we think giraffes just one day decided to grow longer necks. evolving takes many years and is a gradual process. it's a natural defence mechanism that lies in every living creature that gives us the essential tools that we need to survive and adapt in our current environment. obviously your brain hasn't fully evolved or maybe you suffer some sort of learning disability.
Firstly, the theory of evolution is scientific fact. Just because it is called a theory it doesn't make it ANY less accurate.
Secondly, you don't understand evolution. From your description, I know you have not even slightly looked into it. You don't know what evolution is, you think the animals decide to evolve. THE ANIMALS DON'T DECIDE TO EVOLVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
What the fuck are you talking about? Look into evolution and then disagree.
You think monkeys would give birth to a human? omg...
While evolution is a fact, evolutionary theory is a theory. Meaning: a well-substantiated framework for explaining observations in biology and palaeontology in terms of what we know about the fact of evolution.
We'd do well to make clear the distinction, and not to misrepresent the methodology by which we derive verifiable knowledge.
@lyricaltesting "THE ANIMALS DON'T DECIDE TO EVOLVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
I have a sneaking suspicion that Jesusophile is actually a poe, or a troll, kind of like Edward Current, but not funny. I don't think he really believes this.
Also, you don't just need to brush up on your knowledge of evolution, but also scientific terminology. A "theory" in scientific terms means more than "oh we just think that this is the way it is and we have no evidence".
You obviously have no knowledge of evolution. Animals do not just "decide" that they want to change and then they change. Giraffes didn't have their necks grow longer. It happens because of natural selection, because a specific trait (long neck) is a better fit for the environment or nature (high trees). This doesn't happen in a few days, this happens over eons.
I'm an atheist and I don't believe in evolution I think both sides(atheists/religious) need to stop being so dogmatic and think for themselves together we can get to the bottom of this.
@Chitownboy1023 Not trying to sound condescending or anything, but if you're an atheist and a freethinker, read more about biology. Not believing in evolution is a bit like not believing in atoms or cells, it's not immediately obvious to the naked eye but the evidence is pretty overwhelming.
@w35m4n You really think it's a coincidence that there are no other species on earth who come even remotely close to homosapiens in cognitive ability?IF we all evolved more or less at the same rate then by probability there should be AT LEAST one other species with comparable brain power to our own. Lions should be building civilizations,tigers solving math problems & bears building rockets.The cognitive ability of a homosapien is exponentially greater than any other creature, this is an anomaly
@Chitownboy1023 That's because there's nothing at all saying that evolution should happen to all species at the same rate, or that it's in any way headed to the same thing. Animals can't just become intelligent because in the end it would produce the best results, they evolve based on the systems they're in at the time. It's an entirely unintelligently-guided, natural process.
@w35m4n There is proof that we evolved at the same rate intellectually just look around you,animals when compared to each other differ very little in terms of cognitive ability.Millions of species exist and all(with the exception of us) have stagnated in cognitive capacity. It is the homosapien who sticks out like a sore thumb a mammal whose hair is so fine it's skin can be seen, a primatve who walks upright, a species capable of rational, language etc.
@Chitownboy1023 To be blunt, that's pretty ridiculous. Crocidiles and their relatives have been largely unchanged for millions of years, and yet others have only been in their present form for a few thousand. There are other mammals with visible skin (pigs, for example) and many primates walk upright at times, although we are the only which is fully bipedal. However, all of these features have evolutionary advantages for humans in the ecological niches they inhabited during their development.
@w35m4n "We do not have a massively disproportionate intelligence"
Try playing chess w/ a dolphin We DO possess an ASTRONOMICAL DIFFERENCE in intelligence when compared to the rest WHY deny the obvious?You only deny this because it doesn't fit you're agenda, you have an ego! I am humble enough to acknowledge my ignorance yet you're too ignorant to assess your own your answer was a typical dogmatic evidence-lacking rebuttal common with the evolution cult.(1/2)
@Chitownboy1023 Obviously dolphins can't play chess >_< I wasn't saying we weren't the smartest, I was saying there is a broad range in animal intelligences, and humans are much closer in intelligence to chimps or dolphins than those animals are to insects or bacteria. Some of the greater apes can even be taught sign language. Whereas you're presenting it as if all animals are pretty much the same in intelligence, and humans are lightyears beyond that.
@w35m4n Evolution is a hoax just like religion earlier you implied that to be an atheist was to be a freethinker this is ridiculous! Atheism is becoming more & more dogmatic just like religion,evolution & politics the mindless only regurgitate what they hear & accept it as fact.There are more holes in the evolution theory than in block of Swiss cheese(2/2)
@Chitownboy1023 I NEVER stated being an atheist makes someone a freethinker. This conversation is making it very much apparent enough that anyone should know that by now. That's why I said 'IF you are an atheist AND a freethinker", looking at the evidence should show you quite well that evolution is real. It seems you have stopped actually taking on my arguments and are now simply asserting that I'm a 'dogmatic follower' of evolution.
@Chitownboy1023 "There are more holes in the evolution theory than in block of Swiss cheese"
Oh really? Are these holes recognized by scientists, or made up by creationists? Can you name one of these holes? And by hole, I assume you mean something that scientists acknowledge that evolution couldn't possibly explain?
@OccamKant The sun, for much of earths history was 30% more opaque as it is now meaning that the earths atmosphere, & climate or lack thereof were radically different. During that time the oceans were frozen thus making the "primordial soup theory" highly improbable.Since these so-called microbes were frozen one would have to take a "leap of faith" to believe that the origins of the so-called common-ancestor were water-based.BTW I'm not a christian nor religious I am an atheist like yourself.
@Chitownboy1023 The sun was opaque? You mean it was 30% darker? Do you have any references for that? This is the first I've heard of it, or that the oceans were all frozen. Smells like baloney to me.
So - since this story is baloney, do you have any REAL holes in the theory of evolution? And of course, you're also mixing up abiogenesis with evolution, showing you have no idea what you're talking about.
@OccamKant I'm not surprised you haven't heard of the "faint sun paradox" you see your cult leader dawkins/hitchens et al & your textbooks always omit the incompatibility of astronomy vs the evolution hypothesis.
@Chitownboy1023 "I'm not surprised you haven't heard of the "faint sun paradox" you see your cult leader dawkins/hitchens et al & your textbooks always omit the incompatibility of astronomy vs the evolution hypothesis."
Ok - try to stop talking like a loony and start talking like a normal person. And give me a reference to this "dim sun" nonsense in some peer reviewed journal.
If it's just from some creationist bullshit site, I'm not interested. Stick to the truth pls.
@Chitownboy1023 Did you read this part: "Astronomers Carl Sagan and George Mullen pointed out in 1972 that this is contrary to the geological and paleontological evidence."
So - the sun was dimmer. Yet there is evidence of liquid water. How is this a hole in the theory of evolution? There was LIQUID WATER, even though the sun was dimmer. So some other factor kept the temperature up.
"The Solution to the Paradox is that in the past there was a higher level of greenhouse gas (notably CO2), with increased greenhouse effect. In fact, models now suggest that the rate of biological consumption of CO2 is controlled by temperature and acts in a feedback cycle to maintain the planet at comfortable temperatures."
So a bit of googling would have answered the "paradox" for you. Care to try again?
@Chitownboy1023 We continue to increase our knowledge with time, but we are just as intelligent as far as biology is concerned as humans thousands of years ago. We do not have a massively disproportionate intelligence, certainly it is the best, but we can observe many things about, for example, great apes and dolphins (basic communication, group/tribal behaviour, etc.) which are both clearly far ahead of the majority of other animals, as well as the basic beginnings of our intelligence.
@Chitownboy1023 And if you're going to try to demean evolution by calling it a religion (which it shares little to none of the qualities of) I'm afraid this may be going nowhere, and I'm pretty likely to stop responding altogether at this point. And I'd like to know, if you're an atheist, what do you think caused humans to be so different, if it couldn't have been evolution? Just curious.
@Chitownboy1023 What makes you think that thousands of biologists who dedicate their lives to studying this would all be wrong, when literally over 95% all accept the theory of evolution as it is, and even the remainders often accept at least good portions of it?
I saw one of this jag off's videos explaining that god and the air can't be seen but we know air is there and therefore god exists. I had to see another vid of his to see if he is really that stupid. According to this video.....yes.....yes he is. This guy is either a great poe or a complete moron.
Evolution is not an Atheist's excuse for not believing in God: a) Most evolutionists are Theists (70%) . b) Evolution doesn't refute God in the slightest. If the theory were Atheistic, then it would say "There is no God". It doesn't- and as long as there are 'random' anything, there's a place for God to control life.
the humans don't came from apes, humans and apes came from the same ramification, one ramification evolves on monkeys and the other on monkeys than talk in front of camera, easy
Here is how the giraffe example really goes: The giraffes ate the leaves off of bushes, and due to competition from many other animals, the bushes, which were low to the ground, didn't have enough leaves for the giraffe population, so the ones with slightly longer necks that could reach plants that were higher survived and produced offspring with longer necks, eventually, their necks grew to the length they are today. Do some research before ranting about Evolution.
No no no! They didn't "decide' to change. Natural selection pressured them to change from generation to generation in order to survive. It doesn't depend on the mentality or iq of the animal. The changes occur in the species genetics... Also, we didn't come from monkey, we share a common ancestor with moneys you bleach drinking half wit!
This guy RULES! Everything he says comes straight out of his ass. It's HILARIOUS! Please don't stop making videos. This is better then stand up comedy on HBO.
The bible is a theory. As it was written by men, and men lie, so it may be the biggest bullshit ever written.
If you insist on closing you mind and thinking that some random guy made a giant wood boat and put 2 of EVERY kind of animal inside it, floated around for a couple of weeks and then everything was saved, then keep going.
But please, think before you do videos like these.
There are a few people on this site that manage to think.
@RichardTeh3rd This idiot is confusing a theory with a hypothesis. Why are we even talking about him? The guy says evolution boils down to giraffes "deciding" they want longer necks. He must be one of those mildly retarded people. You know...they can eat and wipe themselves but other then that they walk around mumbling ridiculous things like "Evolution was created by atheists because they didn't want to believe in god."
"so what they [the giraffes] did was they had their necks...grow longer...some how and now they can eat the leaves"
Does he really not understand the theory he is trying to disprove? They didn't just "grow longer" what happened was the giraffes with longer necks ate more, lived longer and thus had more giraffe babies with long necks. And natural selection continued until the giraffe we see today was born.
I really hope this guy is joking... nobody can be this stupid right?
I love how people say that god made everything to explain how everything began, but for a moment lets assume there is a possibility of a god.... where did god come from? Since everything has to have been created, who or what created god? and who or what created that? and so on for an infinite cycle
I'll leave you with one question. If you don't believe we share common ancestry with other primates, and btw, we humans are still monkeys! But if none of this is true, why are some humans born with tails? There are many who decide to keep their tails. I have an X-ray of a young boys with a tail which has 4 or 5 vertebrae, muscles, and tendons!
Whales have been caught which have rear legs and feet, instead of flippers! If Evolution hasn't occurred, please explain why these vestiges exist?
The giraffes that had longer necks had access to more leaves therefore less chances to starve and die and therefore more time,more opportunities to reproduce and pass their longer neck genes to the next generation.This is called natural selection, and it takes generations for it to happen.
@74195233 there is a problem. Such traits do not pass genetically to offspring. theory debunked. also such traits exist in certain limits. For instance you will never be able to create a dog as big as an elephant or an ant no matter how much you try.
@nightcrawlercyp If a mutation happens to a dog,and it is favorable by the dog's environment then this trait will become the dominant trait of the species over the years.If the environment helps tiny dogs survive then normal sized dogs will become extinct...Beneficial mutations occurr rarely (but they do occur) and are not so extreme as you say.And every trait has more or less chances to pass.
1. all mutations that where reproduced in the lab where not beneficial in any way to the animal. Almost all where rendering the animal sure pray.
2. each organism is a final tuned machine that cannot work ouside different limitations
3. The laws of genetics do not support the idea that if an animal suffers a modification to its body this modification is passed to the offspring. this is false and proven false. this is what the giraffe theory says.
@nightcrawlercyp Facepalm... alright, mutation that proves beneficial, I can tell you one that wasn't produced in a lab, but around a third of people have. Its the ability to metabolize lactose. People who were able to breakdown lactose had a benefit for areas with dairy producing animals. Likely you can consume dairy products. Organisms can adapt. For example, there are bacteria that can live inside nuclear reactors. Before the invention, what environment is similar to that?
@braedencowbrough you say lactose tolerance is an evolutionary trait?I believe that lactose intolerance is a genetic defect that appeared later on.You see the problem with your theory is that until the baby gets to an year or so he is dependent on maternal milk.Also about bacteria that can live inside a nuclear reactor,there exist a natural nuclear fision reactor that worked for a while on a much simpler principle than the one's today
@nightcrawlercyp Wow I am surprised you knew about the natural reactor that took place several 100,000 years ago! lol It is true. The problem is, the time span between that natural reactor and todays was over 100,000 years. We know this because the natural uranium 235 concentrations are not high enough to sustain fission without help. Now if you run the clock back using the nuclear day rate of u235 you find a point when its concentration would have been significantly higher than 0.7%.
@braedencowbrough Don't be! I studied a lot when I was younger, and I believed in evolution before I found prove it is all BS. Some people that believe in creationism (and that evolution is bogus) have a lot of scientific background. Of course evolution is popular today because it allows homosexuality and abortions, but I digress.
@nightcrawlercyp Evolution has never promoted homosexuality or abortions. Yes, there are scientific creationists. There are also religious scientists that understand and accept evolution. Catholic church has no problem with it. Evolution is something that fits the observable data, and has made testable predictions that have been shown correct. Creationism has made no predictions, ever, that have shown any merit in explaining natural events.
@braedencowbrough I never said it promoted this things. But if we evolved and where not created by God then things like what is considered moraly correct or when does a living entity can be considered a human being remains at the latitutide of people like doctors (which in most cases cause more harm than good). So evolution explained natural events better? I think not!
@nightcrawlercyp I don't have a higher power rule maker so I have no morals? NO. Doctors saves peoples lives. For example, surgeries? I would be dead if it was not for surgery and antiobitoics. I had appendicitis april of this year. My appendix burst and I would have died within days. Evolution explains natural events? YES. Explains why there are no poodles with dinosaurs, or humans with dinosaurs. The position of morals is not made by doctors, it is made by the general populations rights
@braedencowbrough Doctors kill more than they save. (personal experience). Antibiotics have nothing to do with doctors (sorry to burst your bubble). Well there where found dinosaurs and humans togheter on many occasions. Also foot prints of humans and dinosaurs where found. Also who said a fetus is not considered a human being before three weeks? atheist doctors.
so are you saying God is a theory?
Ozzzzy5 2 days ago
You are a giraffe, work it out....
annabel8998 5 days ago
Also, you said 'nothing can't do anything.' So where did god come from then? He just appeared did he? You just contradicted yourself you half retarded fuck.
ddaanniieell112 6 days ago
First you say animals can't choose which evolutionary traits they want to have, then you say evolution is stupid because gorillas chose to lose their muscles to become humans... Your brain is faulty.
ddaanniieell112 6 days ago
Don't worry everyone. Natural selection will take it's course soon enough.
ddaanniieell112 6 days ago
evolution failed on you.
mikeshBS 1 week ago
I love you Jesusophile!
superdudeJman 2 weeks ago
lol at 2:00 that is Lemarks theory of Evolution not Darwins
test10012 2 weeks ago
so if your fat and stuped american people drive arounde in your cars and it getts hotter and hotter all animals with furry will still have that. But i dont think you walk around with a winterjacket if it gets 10 C hotter. Same do the animals they get less furry!
0sse95 2 weeks ago
watch his other videos, he is just the funniest guy ever to bless youtube
jamesmajury 2 weeks ago
Epic fail...
Claframb 2 weeks ago
AND WE HAVE FUCKING GUNS SO WE WOULD OWN THE GORILLA IN A FIGHT (no animal creulty intended) (yes the tool thing I commented about earlier)
microwavecookie 3 weeks ago
You dont decide if you want to evolve you change to your surroundings eg; guitarists have hard fingers so they dont cut themsevlvers on the steel strings and monkeys live in the forest so they need to be monkeys in order to survive (you would suck balls at surviving in the amazon) Evoloution also happenes over millions of years because 3000000 years ago we were monkeys NOT YESTARDAY .We dont need to be strong because humans used thier brians and made tools to make life easier apes need to be big
microwavecookie 3 weeks ago
you wouldve been an awesome rocker...... but your religoius
microwavecookie 3 weeks ago
did my comments make sense to you?
Kathyuskaslave38 3 weeks ago
The giraffe with the long neck could get his food easier then other giraffes. Eventually the long necked giraffe has children and might pass on his long neck trait. This trait is more helpful then other giraffes and eventually should show up more
Kathyuskaslave38 3 weeks ago
can I explain something to you, you know how mental retarded people or people that are born with abnormal features are rare. Say a giraffe is born with an abnormal feature, this feature is that they have a long neck. The animal can't gain a long neck they have to be born with one. So the long neck happened by mistake
Kathyuskaslave38 3 weeks ago
if he is messing around, then he's doing a good job to piss people off all almost wrote a hate comment towards this man, which I try to not do.
Kathyuskaslave38 3 weeks ago
Gotta love satire.
lulzforcheese 3 weeks ago
Also, listening to a bit more. You contradict yourself.. In another video you are saying there is no evidence that God exists... but you believe he exists. Then you say he does exist, in another video where you talk about the "evidence" of why he exists. And here you say.. without evidence things are just a theory. Meaning Evolution and God are both in the same boat, as just being theorys. Both were made by man, on this planet.. and both have no concluding evidence.
Narknarks 4 weeks ago
Watching these videos is like someone eating a chocolate drum stick. The good shit is in the middle, but he just grazes the chocolate and nuts. Like he always is soooo close to saying something smart, than just repeats what he said before. Evolution is uhhhhh the uhhh theory of evolution . Fuck i thought you were gonna say something smart.... fuck me
Narknarks 4 weeks ago
does no one know this is a piss take
CrunkAndVodka 1 month ago
It's satire you stupid fucks
Cagole13 1 month ago
not sure if troll, or just very stupid O.o
SoLetThisGunBindUs 1 month ago
ok listen i fully belive in the bible but i actually hav good evidence. YOU TOOK THIS FROM A YAHOO ARTICLE! im a 10th grade student and listen to the newest bs about evolotion and you are not even close to their theory!!!!!!! You stttooooooooollleeee this and its noooot even true!
2that2guy2 1 month ago
Stick to the bible, you F****** retard! You were wrong in every single statement that you made! Seriously... What you said have nothing to do with evolution, bitch! I have a lot of respect for religious people, but you are a moron! People are not worse then monkeys... monkeys cant build a city. Hell... I can't even begin to say what`s wrong with this video and with you... damn dumb poor young soul...
guiaranha 1 month ago
oh... this is so 1800`s
guiaranha 1 month ago
Americans...
albertojbt 1 month ago
Successful troll is......Successful.
FortheLuIz 1 month ago
Okay try answering this,just try to think evolution:what would be harder to do? A:grow wings big enough to make a 1000 pound animal fly or B:grow a longer neck.Furthermore look at domestic animals,we created those by selective breeding(that in itself is evolution)
Now i for myself believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster....now please PROVE to me that a god cant be made out of pasta.Goodluck on that ,and on that i'll rest my case.
Maverick21491 1 month ago 2
@Maverick21491 plz i dont want a hate argument going on so plz dont be mad at me but i would like to pose a question. (This guy took this from a yahoo article and this has nothin to do with him.) for evolution to be true, we would have had to go from simlle organisms to complex ones correct?
if you leave a garden alone without taking care of it, does it A)become overgrown and chaotic or B) form a complex society of beuitiful flowers?
so im sry if i offened you.
i await your responce
2that2guy2 1 month ago
@2that2guy2 no offence taken,answer is A:chaos is better for evolution than order,it creates more different enviroments,so more chances for different species to evolve.
Before mankind roamed this earth,it actualy was chaos,we humans started to adjust enviroments to our needs.You cannot deny that in a chaotic enviroment more species exist than in orderly ones?(look at jungles versus deserts for instance)
Maverick21491 1 month ago
@Maverick21491 ok, but also I thought that things broke down into simpler forms as time progresses. How can we have gone from simlple to complex? (I would like to just point out that I'm not a "typical" christian. I go against many beliefs of the church including the "6000 year old earth" I have biblical eviedence or "Theory" supportting the idea of a billian years old earth, along with multiple other contrivercial beliefs.)
2that2guy2 1 month ago
Hahahaah that's funny
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jamesepearce123 1 month ago
It's so funny that people in the comments cannot realize that Jesusophile is a big troll and he is fucking messing with your mind!
iTube4ux 1 month ago 2
@iTube4ux dude I really can't tell if this guy is a troll or not, he did piss me off at one point and I stopped myself from giving him hate mail. I hope he is a troll cause if he's not, then he's an idiot. He can't give any good explanations
Kathyuskaslave38 3 weeks ago
Wow. Giraffe's necks didn't magically grow longer.. It's survival of the fittest. When the longer necked giraffes are born, do you think they have a higher or lesser chance of surviving? Obviously higher. Thus, the longer necked giraffes bred with each other, creating similar offspring. Think of the neck gene as long legs, a figure is somewhat genetic.
Jesus, I'm thirteen years old and I know more about my theory (and yours) than you do. Try researching science and reason. And by the way, the e
MsTiberiius 1 month ago
You're wrong, God started the evolution but doesn't interfere anymore. He saw one of your videos and was shocked to see what morons have evolved from his once great idea. :-(
OLee82 1 month ago
we never found skeletons of giraffes with short necks, we found DINOSARS with long necks
BlondeVanity 2 months ago
evolution doesn't work because we must have had to devolve to end up with you.
Tribute1875 2 months ago
@Tribute1875 This guy is one of the world's greatest geniuses and I wish he would come back and make more videos. Watch his "What's your problem kangaroo" video.
soxfan849 1 month ago
this is a good video, thank you.
Development2112 2 months ago
Yes because factual science doesn't work and people were made from clay
Retard
n00bsint00bs 2 months ago
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I think Giraffes are smarter than you fucktard!!!!
WREX82 2 months ago
Please keep posting these videos. You do a superb job of showcasing religion's ignorance and gross misinterpretations. You are pushing many fence sitters to Atheism. Thank You.
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the·o·ry noun
1.a coherent group of tested general propositions, commonly regarded as correct, that can be used as principles of explanation and prediction for a class of phenomena: Einstein's theory of relativity.
Source: dictionary. reference. com
MrBananaslug4 2 months ago 12
@MrBananaslug4 It's satire. Look up the definition of satire, dictionary dude
paraplegicgiraffe 1 month ago
@MrBananaslug4 Perfectly said
LesleytheBirdNerd 1 month ago
@MrBananaslug4 Perfectly said
LesleytheBirdNerd 1 month ago
Now you can just ignore atomic theory and dissipate. Maybe you would prefer to ignore the theory of gravity and float away.
MrBananaslug4 2 months ago
You sir are an idiot. I think you are the ¨evidence¨ evolution might not work.
Want to lecture us on something you do not even have a remote idea on what it means and how it works. Please read the latest book by Richard Dawkings maybe next time you will make some sense.
RPsketcher 2 months ago
i'm thinking poe as well. its hard to tell tho, truebelieverinjesus had a following and he was just making shit up.
ndelliott138 2 months ago
did we make up the theory of gravity or the heliocentric theory as well?
ndelliott138 2 months ago
@ndelliott138 Do you guys REALLY turned off your sarcasm and troll detector? rationalwiki. org/wiki/Jesusophile
hanslol 2 months ago
@hanslol i know, but i've gone numb from watching all these videos, i forget which one led me here, but its was a lot worse than this and this guy was taken seriously on fox news. i jumped the gun....but its an all too easy mistake to make anymore.
ndelliott138 2 months ago
Jesusophile, STOP posting videos. Read some NON-FICTION books for once.
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TheRedscribe 2 months ago
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Allah - there is no deity except Him, the Ever-Living, the Sustainer of [all] existence. Neither drowsiness overtakes Him nor sleep.
To Him belongs whatever is in the heavens and whatever is on the earth. Who is it that can intercede with Him except by His permission? He knows what is [presently] before them and what will be after them, and they encompass not a thing of His knowledge except for what He wills.
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akeello 2 months ago
Good thing these jesus freaks are dying out little by little in America. They are almost gone in Europe.
motaro15 2 months ago
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motaro15 2 months ago
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i know some giraffes that are smarter than you
miranmiler 2 months ago
"Theory means you made up something as an explanation." The Theory of Evolution is something that was not "made up".... you're religion is "made up." Can you explain the Italian Wall lizards who have evolved just over a few decades when they were introduced to Croatia? Can you explain their larger heads or new digestive structure? ....Do you know where Croatia is?
Iotasnake 2 months ago
is this a poe?
omgopet 2 months ago
I don't think dis guy is smart as da giraffe,duhhh. Obviously doesn't know the scientific process. Other Scientific Theories, gravity, cells, heliocentricity, atoms etc...
SensArmy74 2 months ago
Evolution doesn't work and is proven wrong by people like you that are yet to evolve.
Get an education and you might actually understand something.
linkuei83 3 months ago
i would like to point out that evolution is a slight change in the genetics of an animals offspring very slightly changing the species to suit the environment around us it takes melenia for a species to change.
paddyflat 3 months ago
If a gorilla and a human were to be in a spelling competition, who would win?
HerbJon 3 months ago
You sire is psychotic and should seek help at a mental institution.
HerbJon 3 months ago
The formal scientific definition of theory is quite different from the everyday meaning of the word. It refers to a comprehensive explanation of some aspect of nature that is supported by a vast body of evidence. Many scientific theories are so well established that no new evidence is likely to alter them substantially.
jboygossy 3 months ago
And creation is a hypothesis.
EODsplosion 3 months ago
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walkerbro22 3 months ago
Dumb ass, stutering bullshit does not proove a point, you don't have to be athieste to beileive in evolution, u dont even have to beileive in it because it is a fact, they have proof, they have evidence, they just dont have spicifics to show exacly what happend. The theory of god is just some scribles in a book, they don't have any proof on that either. As far as im concerned the bible is more of a story then a history. There are more religous people who dont beileve in your theory then do. GTFO
walkerbro22 3 months ago
Why doesnt a cabbage give birth to a human baby. Understand why your question is so stupid.
"If evolution works, why isn't it still working"
IT IS !!! Its just a very slow process, so slow that it is almost impossible to observe in one human lifetime.
xSnapper26x 3 months ago
You need an education in science mate...
Hypothesis - A first drafted explanation that hasnt been tested.
Evolution - The FACT that life evolves !!
Theory of Evolution - A model explanation that best describes the facts of Evolution explained above.
Gravity - a fact that all masses excert a force on other masses
Theory of Gravity - A mathematical model that explains gravity and is used to make predictions
A theory means model, not that there is no evidence (plenty for evolution)
get the idea
xSnapper26x 3 months ago
Evolution and Atheism have nothing in common. Atheism is the rejection of GOD or GODS whereas Evolution is an explanation of how life came to be the way it is today, NOT how life started, that is Abiogenesis !!!
xSnapper26x 3 months ago
Scientific Theory? ~~~ "A theory is an explanation for something seen in nature. By this definition, evolution is a theory as it explains the mechanisms, the how & why, that lead to the changes that we see in animals, us included. However, any theory could eventually be replaced with a better theory if it does a better job explaining why we see what we see. In science, a theory has been tested over and over & seems to hold true. Otherwise, it would already have been abandoned."
jamesejudy3 3 months ago
Lol in Science, theory=fact. Something doesnt become a theory UNTIL it has evidence. Just because theory in every day life means "something you just made up" does not mean thats what it is in science.
"they had their necks grow longer". Yes....you are making this up. No...evolutionists don't believe in what you are saying. You are either a horrible troll or you have no idea about science or how evolution works. Go open a book.
Dieromantic777 3 months ago
this is what religion do to your brain.
Rocko0 3 months ago
This is the funniest shit I've seen today hahhahaha. To all the ragers: He ain't the stupid one, you are. This is obviously a satire.
Subcollection 3 months ago
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WHAT ABOUT CLONING? ORGAN TRANSPLANT? INTERNET?
7,000,000,000 is the population of the planet. If judgement day is real and the trials are conducted by the one and only god and it takes 2 hours per person then It would take 1,598,173 years w/o breaks or days off. HARD TO BELIEVE, keep in mind the experts say 100,000,000,000 have lived on the planet, so basically 93,000,000,000 have died. That line must be really long. THIS IS ALL NONSENSE.
guayacan07 3 months ago
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guayacan07 3 months ago
Sir, if giraffes are stupid, then you are retarded.
Also if you want to know where the single cells come from it is more than likely that all life on earth originated from out of space,
There is 1 ultimate creator and that is the power of nature, she does not have to explain herself to us in a book, she does not need us to worship her, she will carry on if we believ in her or not, your god only 'exists' off the fact that people believe in the first place.
barmybrummy1988 3 months ago
i can't believe how much of a fucking idiot you are. it's insulting to our intelligence that you actually believe that we think giraffes just one day decided to grow longer necks. evolving takes many years and is a gradual process. it's a natural defence mechanism that lies in every living creature that gives us the essential tools that we need to survive and adapt in our current environment. obviously your brain hasn't fully evolved or maybe you suffer some sort of learning disability.
krisseeboy08 3 months ago
This guy is a special case of evolution. He evolved from donkeys rather than monkeys.
MrRorschachable 3 months ago
"evolution is the atheists excuse for not believing in god"
So why do millions of Christian scientists accept evolution?
"Its a theory"Thats true! Its a scientific Model with the highest possible degree of certainty there is in science,aka a theory.
"why its just a theory and not a science"
arg! that doesn't even make sense!
the evidence has been found. This is WHY it is a theory!
"I'm not making this up" Yes you are!
"If evolution works, why isn't it still working?" it is! Look up nylonase!
AnnOnuem75 3 months ago
you are the stupidest person on the face of the earth. an animal does not choose to evolve you stupid fucking god boy
hiks45 3 months ago
Firstly, the theory of evolution is scientific fact. Just because it is called a theory it doesn't make it ANY less accurate.
Secondly, you don't understand evolution. From your description, I know you have not even slightly looked into it. You don't know what evolution is, you think the animals decide to evolve. THE ANIMALS DON'T DECIDE TO EVOLVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
What the fuck are you talking about? Look into evolution and then disagree.
You think monkeys would give birth to a human? omg...
lyricaltesting 3 months ago
« the theory of evolution is scientific fact »
While evolution is a fact, evolutionary theory is a theory. Meaning: a well-substantiated framework for explaining observations in biology and palaeontology in terms of what we know about the fact of evolution.
We'd do well to make clear the distinction, and not to misrepresent the methodology by which we derive verifiable knowledge.
XGralgrathor 3 months ago
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@lyricaltesting "THE ANIMALS DON'T DECIDE TO EVOLVE YOU FUCKING IDIOT!"
I have a sneaking suspicion that Jesusophile is actually a poe, or a troll, kind of like Edward Current, but not funny. I don't think he really believes this.
OccamKant 3 months ago
What the fuck's this guy problem with giraffes? Less of the dissing of giraffes, what did they ever do to you? Bigot!
HexJamXXX 3 months ago
your not very smart
MrTubs911 3 months ago
Finish your doctorate first then explain why evolution is merely a "theory."
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Is this nigga serious?
freelunche4 3 months ago
Also, you don't just need to brush up on your knowledge of evolution, but also scientific terminology. A "theory" in scientific terms means more than "oh we just think that this is the way it is and we have no evidence".
LexaLeetz 3 months ago
You obviously have no knowledge of evolution. Animals do not just "decide" that they want to change and then they change. Giraffes didn't have their necks grow longer. It happens because of natural selection, because a specific trait (long neck) is a better fit for the environment or nature (high trees). This doesn't happen in a few days, this happens over eons.
LexaLeetz 3 months ago
evolution hasn't worked : on you
maotzetof 3 months ago
evolution haven't worked : on you
maotzetof 3 months ago
I'm an atheist and I don't believe in evolution I think both sides(atheists/religious) need to stop being so dogmatic and think for themselves together we can get to the bottom of this.
Chitownboy1023 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 Not trying to sound condescending or anything, but if you're an atheist and a freethinker, read more about biology. Not believing in evolution is a bit like not believing in atoms or cells, it's not immediately obvious to the naked eye but the evidence is pretty overwhelming.
w35m4n 3 months ago
@w35m4n You really think it's a coincidence that there are no other species on earth who come even remotely close to homosapiens in cognitive ability?IF we all evolved more or less at the same rate then by probability there should be AT LEAST one other species with comparable brain power to our own. Lions should be building civilizations,tigers solving math problems & bears building rockets.The cognitive ability of a homosapien is exponentially greater than any other creature, this is an anomaly
Chitownboy1023 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 That's because there's nothing at all saying that evolution should happen to all species at the same rate, or that it's in any way headed to the same thing. Animals can't just become intelligent because in the end it would produce the best results, they evolve based on the systems they're in at the time. It's an entirely unintelligently-guided, natural process.
w35m4n 3 months ago
@w35m4n There is proof that we evolved at the same rate intellectually just look around you,animals when compared to each other differ very little in terms of cognitive ability.Millions of species exist and all(with the exception of us) have stagnated in cognitive capacity. It is the homosapien who sticks out like a sore thumb a mammal whose hair is so fine it's skin can be seen, a primatve who walks upright, a species capable of rational, language etc.
Evolution is also a religion I'm afraid.
Chitownboy1023 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 To be blunt, that's pretty ridiculous. Crocidiles and their relatives have been largely unchanged for millions of years, and yet others have only been in their present form for a few thousand. There are other mammals with visible skin (pigs, for example) and many primates walk upright at times, although we are the only which is fully bipedal. However, all of these features have evolutionary advantages for humans in the ecological niches they inhabited during their development.
w35m4n 3 months ago
@w35m4n "We do not have a massively disproportionate intelligence"
Try playing chess w/ a dolphin We DO possess an ASTRONOMICAL DIFFERENCE in intelligence when compared to the rest WHY deny the obvious?You only deny this because it doesn't fit you're agenda, you have an ego! I am humble enough to acknowledge my ignorance yet you're too ignorant to assess your own your answer was a typical dogmatic evidence-lacking rebuttal common with the evolution cult.(1/2)
Chitownboy1023 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 Obviously dolphins can't play chess >_< I wasn't saying we weren't the smartest, I was saying there is a broad range in animal intelligences, and humans are much closer in intelligence to chimps or dolphins than those animals are to insects or bacteria. Some of the greater apes can even be taught sign language. Whereas you're presenting it as if all animals are pretty much the same in intelligence, and humans are lightyears beyond that.
w35m4n 3 months ago
@w35m4n Evolution is a hoax just like religion earlier you implied that to be an atheist was to be a freethinker this is ridiculous! Atheism is becoming more & more dogmatic just like religion,evolution & politics the mindless only regurgitate what they hear & accept it as fact.There are more holes in the evolution theory than in block of Swiss cheese(2/2)
Chitownboy1023 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 I NEVER stated being an atheist makes someone a freethinker. This conversation is making it very much apparent enough that anyone should know that by now. That's why I said 'IF you are an atheist AND a freethinker", looking at the evidence should show you quite well that evolution is real. It seems you have stopped actually taking on my arguments and are now simply asserting that I'm a 'dogmatic follower' of evolution.
w35m4n 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 "There are more holes in the evolution theory than in block of Swiss cheese"
Oh really? Are these holes recognized by scientists, or made up by creationists? Can you name one of these holes? And by hole, I assume you mean something that scientists acknowledge that evolution couldn't possibly explain?
I'm dying to hear this.
OccamKant 3 months ago
@OccamKant The sun, for much of earths history was 30% more opaque as it is now meaning that the earths atmosphere, & climate or lack thereof were radically different. During that time the oceans were frozen thus making the "primordial soup theory" highly improbable.Since these so-called microbes were frozen one would have to take a "leap of faith" to believe that the origins of the so-called common-ancestor were water-based.BTW I'm not a christian nor religious I am an atheist like yourself.
Chitownboy1023 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 The sun was opaque? You mean it was 30% darker? Do you have any references for that? This is the first I've heard of it, or that the oceans were all frozen. Smells like baloney to me.
So - since this story is baloney, do you have any REAL holes in the theory of evolution? And of course, you're also mixing up abiogenesis with evolution, showing you have no idea what you're talking about.
OccamKant 3 months ago
@OccamKant I'm not surprised you haven't heard of the "faint sun paradox" you see your cult leader dawkins/hitchens et al & your textbooks always omit the incompatibility of astronomy vs the evolution hypothesis.
Chitownboy1023 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 "I'm not surprised you haven't heard of the "faint sun paradox" you see your cult leader dawkins/hitchens et al & your textbooks always omit the incompatibility of astronomy vs the evolution hypothesis."
Ok - try to stop talking like a loony and start talking like a normal person. And give me a reference to this "dim sun" nonsense in some peer reviewed journal.
If it's just from some creationist bullshit site, I'm not interested. Stick to the truth pls.
OccamKant 3 months ago
@OccamKant
I will simplify for you since you're having trouble comprehending:
Step one: choose a search engine
Step Two: Type "faint young sun paradox"
Step Three: Disregard everything you read because it doesn't fit your agenda
Chitownboy1023 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 Did you read this part: "Astronomers Carl Sagan and George Mullen pointed out in 1972 that this is contrary to the geological and paleontological evidence."
So - the sun was dimmer. Yet there is evidence of liquid water. How is this a hole in the theory of evolution? There was LIQUID WATER, even though the sun was dimmer. So some other factor kept the temperature up.
Got anything else?
OccamKant 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 Did you read this part:
"The Solution to the Paradox is that in the past there was a higher level of greenhouse gas (notably CO2), with increased greenhouse effect. In fact, models now suggest that the rate of biological consumption of CO2 is controlled by temperature and acts in a feedback cycle to maintain the planet at comfortable temperatures."
So a bit of googling would have answered the "paradox" for you. Care to try again?
OccamKant 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 "your textbooks always omit the incompatibility of astronomy vs the evolution hypothesis."
Huh - did it ever occur to you that textbooks don't talk about it because it's bullshit?
OccamKant 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 We continue to increase our knowledge with time, but we are just as intelligent as far as biology is concerned as humans thousands of years ago. We do not have a massively disproportionate intelligence, certainly it is the best, but we can observe many things about, for example, great apes and dolphins (basic communication, group/tribal behaviour, etc.) which are both clearly far ahead of the majority of other animals, as well as the basic beginnings of our intelligence.
w35m4n 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 And if you're going to try to demean evolution by calling it a religion (which it shares little to none of the qualities of) I'm afraid this may be going nowhere, and I'm pretty likely to stop responding altogether at this point. And I'd like to know, if you're an atheist, what do you think caused humans to be so different, if it couldn't have been evolution? Just curious.
w35m4n 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 You're a fucking idiot. Evolution isn't a religion.
NerdARGyle999 3 months ago
@Chitownboy1023 What makes you think that thousands of biologists who dedicate their lives to studying this would all be wrong, when literally over 95% all accept the theory of evolution as it is, and even the remainders often accept at least good portions of it?
w35m4n 3 months ago
@w35m4n A very peculiar anomaly.
Chitownboy1023 3 months ago
I saw one of this jag off's videos explaining that god and the air can't be seen but we know air is there and therefore god exists. I had to see another vid of his to see if he is really that stupid. According to this video.....yes.....yes he is. This guy is either a great poe or a complete moron.
ProofPleez 3 months ago
The evidence was found almost 200 years ago- it's been rigorously tested for every year. By the way: Theories:
Atoms
Germs
Cells
Gravity
Relativity
I guess we're still looking for proof of those, too?
TheBlueShamen 3 months ago
"THEORY" MEANS IT'S TRUE AND PROVEN BY ALL THE EVIDENCE.
Maybe you shouldn't be so stupid.
TheBlueShamen 3 months ago
Evolution is not an Atheist's excuse for not believing in God: a) Most evolutionists are Theists (70%) . b) Evolution doesn't refute God in the slightest. If the theory were Atheistic, then it would say "There is no God". It doesn't- and as long as there are 'random' anything, there's a place for God to control life.
TheBlueShamen 3 months ago
@OyouCrazyJapanese Haha! Oh you crazy people crack me up...
locutus94 3 months ago
the humans don't came from apes, humans and apes came from the same ramification, one ramification evolves on monkeys and the other on monkeys than talk in front of camera, easy
gatts300 3 months ago
Here is how the giraffe example really goes: The giraffes ate the leaves off of bushes, and due to competition from many other animals, the bushes, which were low to the ground, didn't have enough leaves for the giraffe population, so the ones with slightly longer necks that could reach plants that were higher survived and produced offspring with longer necks, eventually, their necks grew to the length they are today. Do some research before ranting about Evolution.
thaFalkon 3 months ago
Ah and by the way, the human would win cuz he would just SHOOT the gorilla! That is how evolution works!!
CruzzioXT 3 months ago
Well, you defenitely made me start doubting evolution ...
CruzzioXT 3 months ago
If you think giraffes are stupid, you should check out the guy in your video...
ekorre33 4 months ago
"and when you've found the evidence it becomes.... science."
LOL classic
Ringwaul 4 months ago
LETS HAVE LONGER NECKS!!!!!
tarallocaballo 4 months ago
No no no! They didn't "decide' to change. Natural selection pressured them to change from generation to generation in order to survive. It doesn't depend on the mentality or iq of the animal. The changes occur in the species genetics... Also, we didn't come from monkey, we share a common ancestor with moneys you bleach drinking half wit!
locutus94 4 months ago
This guy RULES! Everything he says comes straight out of his ass. It's HILARIOUS! Please don't stop making videos. This is better then stand up comedy on HBO.
ixnay66 4 months ago
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ixnay66 4 months ago
First you say that they are not smart enough to want things then you say that the animals said to god that they wanted wings.
Watchdawg 4 months ago
I saw this shit until 0:45.
The bible is a theory. As it was written by men, and men lie, so it may be the biggest bullshit ever written.
If you insist on closing you mind and thinking that some random guy made a giant wood boat and put 2 of EVERY kind of animal inside it, floated around for a couple of weeks and then everything was saved, then keep going.
But please, think before you do videos like these.
There are a few people on this site that manage to think.
maristnha 4 months ago
2:50 this explains everything. This man is a giraffe
WTFortissimoable 4 months ago
You are insane
pnawesttt 4 months ago
Like I feel like he is doing satire? Otherwise, what are the odds he would use Jean Baptiste lamarks theory of diversity?/
braedencowbrough 4 months ago
nice glory hole in the background
vlassakj 4 months ago
Well, I feel like a retard for pressing dislike before watching the actual video. Fail.
rangedkid 4 months ago
12 seconds into the video and already one blatant mistake, thats reason enough for me to pause, type this, then leave.
buttface112211 4 months ago
theorys are proven by facts...
RichardTeh3rd 4 months ago
@RichardTeh3rd This idiot is confusing a theory with a hypothesis. Why are we even talking about him? The guy says evolution boils down to giraffes "deciding" they want longer necks. He must be one of those mildly retarded people. You know...they can eat and wipe themselves but other then that they walk around mumbling ridiculous things like "Evolution was created by atheists because they didn't want to believe in god."
ixnay66 4 months ago
@ixnay66 yep
RichardTeh3rd 4 months ago
Lol Giraffes don't have wings because God didn't want them to survive the flood. looool
shotta0121 4 months ago
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shotta0121 4 months ago
Hey man, stop dissing the Giraffes ok, they don't look stupid.
donaldson1 4 months ago
"so what they [the giraffes] did was they had their necks...grow longer...some how and now they can eat the leaves"
Does he really not understand the theory he is trying to disprove? They didn't just "grow longer" what happened was the giraffes with longer necks ate more, lived longer and thus had more giraffe babies with long necks. And natural selection continued until the giraffe we see today was born.
MrWhiplash18 4 months ago
Poe's Law illustrated I think
crapatev 4 months ago
I think you don't work properly
Guitarvirtuoso666 4 months ago
A am pretty sure, this video is a joke. But just in case you take this guy seriously:
1. Giraffes didn't decide to grow longer necks! Natural selection just favored those with longer necks so they passed that trait on to their kids.
2. If a monkey gave birth to a human, that would totally disprove evolution.
3. Evolution doesn't mean getting bigger, faster, stronger. It favors those best suited to survive and reproduce.
4. The big bang theory has nothing whatsoever to do with evolution.
FreakmundZoid 4 months ago
4:17 - 4:30 WTF!!!?!?!?! this guy is retarded
MClove753 4 months ago
Hi, yeah I want to talk to you about your condition. Your condition being uninformed...
chilliconcarne1991 4 months ago
I really hope this guy is joking... nobody can be this stupid right?
I love how people say that god made everything to explain how everything began, but for a moment lets assume there is a possibility of a god.... where did god come from? Since everything has to have been created, who or what created god? and who or what created that? and so on for an infinite cycle
tihs135 4 months ago
@tihs135 Yep the guy is definitely trolling, no human being can be that stupid.
74195233 4 months ago
I'll leave you with one question. If you don't believe we share common ancestry with other primates, and btw, we humans are still monkeys! But if none of this is true, why are some humans born with tails? There are many who decide to keep their tails. I have an X-ray of a young boys with a tail which has 4 or 5 vertebrae, muscles, and tendons!
Whales have been caught which have rear legs and feet, instead of flippers! If Evolution hasn't occurred, please explain why these vestiges exist?
Cootabux 4 months ago
@Cootabux I would like to see those things. Every case was debunked as something else.
nightcrawlercyp 4 months ago
2:03 Somehow?Let me explain that to you.
The giraffes that had longer necks had access to more leaves therefore less chances to starve and die and therefore more time,more opportunities to reproduce and pass their longer neck genes to the next generation.This is called natural selection, and it takes generations for it to happen.
74195233 4 months ago
@74195233 there is a problem. Such traits do not pass genetically to offspring. theory debunked. also such traits exist in certain limits. For instance you will never be able to create a dog as big as an elephant or an ant no matter how much you try.
nightcrawlercyp 4 months ago
@nightcrawlercyp If a mutation happens to a dog,and it is favorable by the dog's environment then this trait will become the dominant trait of the species over the years.If the environment helps tiny dogs survive then normal sized dogs will become extinct...Beneficial mutations occurr rarely (but they do occur) and are not so extreme as you say.And every trait has more or less chances to pass.
74195233 4 months ago
@74195233 ok, let's start with the basics:
1. all mutations that where reproduced in the lab where not beneficial in any way to the animal. Almost all where rendering the animal sure pray.
2. each organism is a final tuned machine that cannot work ouside different limitations
3. The laws of genetics do not support the idea that if an animal suffers a modification to its body this modification is passed to the offspring. this is false and proven false. this is what the giraffe theory says.
nightcrawlercyp 4 months ago
@nightcrawlercyp Facepalm... alright, mutation that proves beneficial, I can tell you one that wasn't produced in a lab, but around a third of people have. Its the ability to metabolize lactose. People who were able to breakdown lactose had a benefit for areas with dairy producing animals. Likely you can consume dairy products. Organisms can adapt. For example, there are bacteria that can live inside nuclear reactors. Before the invention, what environment is similar to that?
braedencowbrough 4 months ago
@braedencowbrough you say lactose tolerance is an evolutionary trait?I believe that lactose intolerance is a genetic defect that appeared later on.You see the problem with your theory is that until the baby gets to an year or so he is dependent on maternal milk.Also about bacteria that can live inside a nuclear reactor,there exist a natural nuclear fision reactor that worked for a while on a much simpler principle than the one's today
nightcrawlercyp 4 months ago
@nightcrawlercyp Wow I am surprised you knew about the natural reactor that took place several 100,000 years ago! lol It is true. The problem is, the time span between that natural reactor and todays was over 100,000 years. We know this because the natural uranium 235 concentrations are not high enough to sustain fission without help. Now if you run the clock back using the nuclear day rate of u235 you find a point when its concentration would have been significantly higher than 0.7%.
braedencowbrough 4 months ago
@braedencowbrough Don't be! I studied a lot when I was younger, and I believed in evolution before I found prove it is all BS. Some people that believe in creationism (and that evolution is bogus) have a lot of scientific background. Of course evolution is popular today because it allows homosexuality and abortions, but I digress.
nightcrawlercyp 4 months ago
@nightcrawlercyp Evolution has never promoted homosexuality or abortions. Yes, there are scientific creationists. There are also religious scientists that understand and accept evolution. Catholic church has no problem with it. Evolution is something that fits the observable data, and has made testable predictions that have been shown correct. Creationism has made no predictions, ever, that have shown any merit in explaining natural events.
braedencowbrough 4 months ago
@braedencowbrough I never said it promoted this things. But if we evolved and where not created by God then things like what is considered moraly correct or when does a living entity can be considered a human being remains at the latitutide of people like doctors (which in most cases cause more harm than good). So evolution explained natural events better? I think not!
nightcrawlercyp 4 months ago
@nightcrawlercyp I don't have a higher power rule maker so I have no morals? NO. Doctors saves peoples lives. For example, surgeries? I would be dead if it was not for surgery and antiobitoics. I had appendicitis april of this year. My appendix burst and I would have died within days. Evolution explains natural events? YES. Explains why there are no poodles with dinosaurs, or humans with dinosaurs. The position of morals is not made by doctors, it is made by the general populations rights
braedencowbrough 4 months ago
@braedencowbrough Doctors kill more than they save. (personal experience). Antibiotics have nothing to do with doctors (sorry to burst your bubble). Well there where found dinosaurs and humans togheter on many occasions. Also foot prints of humans and dinosaurs where found. Also who said a fetus is not considered a human being before three weeks? atheist doctors.
nightcrawlercyp 4 months ago