Added: 2 years ago
From: DavidHasselhoffVEVO
Views: 243,740
Sort by time | Sort by thread (beta)

Link to this comment:

Share to:
see all

All Comments (594)

Sign In or Sign Up now to post a comment!
  • i really cant tell if this is a joke

  • Unrelated to any NC 561 community: W.G. Snuffy Walden was born 2/13/50—3rd b’day of CHICAGO-born Duke men’s basketball coach Mike KRZYzewSKI, who craftily teaches teams to snuff competition. Walden composed theme music for NBC high school football drama “Friday Night Lights”. KRZYzewSKI coaches games at Cameron Indoor. John Vernon played Cameron Zachary, in “A Good Knight’s Work” ep. and Claude Watkins in series finale, “Voo Doo Knight” ep. (Christie Houser as Elizabeth Wesley) of “Knight Rider”

  • the man.. should never sing.. ._.

  • WTF did I just watch?

  • Why did he pick five-head to take home?

  • John MILford played Louis R. Gastner in “Blind Spot” episode of NBC series “Knight Rider”, which has a RED car with the BLIND, GAGGED, female HOSTAGE and California plate 706 RYM. It’s at Gastner’s salvage yard where KITT is placed in a crusher pondering his “worst nightmare” of becoming “tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids”, evoking a lost life on skid row (academic failings?). KITT is a silent prop in the final scene of the series, “Voo Doo Knight” (4/4/86). Unrelated: watch?v=oS5feT0kYOQ

  • Comment removed

  • “Knight of the Juggernaut”: Sep. 20th premiere for 1985-86 fourth, last, and worst season “Knight Rider”—new cast member Peter Parros as 'RC3', Reginald Cornelius III & Pamela Susan Shoop as Marta Simmons. Nine days prior, Marge Schott’s MLB Cincinnati Reds celebrated a milestone with Pete Rose eclipsing Georgia-born Ty Cobb’s all-time hits mark with his 4,192nd–a single to left-center off San Diego Padres pitcher Eric Vaughn Show. Unrelated: Southern state capital transit; Fred Sanford coffee

  • “Knight of the Juggernaut”: Sep. 20th premiere for 1985-86 fourth, last, and worst season “Knight Rider”—new cast member Peter Parros as 'RC3', Reginald Cornelius III & Pamela Susan Shoop as Marta Simmons. Nine days prior, Marge Schott’s(“million dollar n-GG-r$"; died 3/2/04 on 19th b’day of 2005 HEisMAN winner Reggie Bush) MLB Cincinnati Reds had Pete Rose eclipsing Georgia-born Ty Cobb’s all-time hits mark with his 4,192nd–a single to left-center off San Diego Padres pitcher Eric Vaughn Show

  • “Knight of the Juggernaut”: Sep. 20th premiere for 1985-86 fourth and final “Knight Rider” season—new cast member Peter Parros as 'RC3', Reginald Cornelius III & Pamela Susan Shoop as Marta Simmons. Nine days prior, MLB Cincinnati Reds celebrated a milestone with Pete Rose eclipsing Dec. 18, 1886-born Ty Cobb’s all-time hits with his 4,192nd–a single to left-center off San Diego Padres pitcher Eric Vaughn Show. Hasselhoff’s wife, Catherine Hickland, guest starred as Stevie Mason that season

  • KITT on Juggernaut: “An explosive detonator has been added to the ramrod since our last meeting” in “Knight of the Juggernaut”—9/20/85 premiere for 1985-86 “Knight Rider” season, with new cast member Peter Parros. Juggernaut is an rolling, armored, lumbering, behemoth hung like nobody’s business with a long, wall-penetrating ramrod. Unrelated: Kids discussing the ep. in school the day NFL player Quincy Morgan (b. Garland, TX) turned eight: 9/23/85. Florist JACKson & PERKins used code SC=X2J445

  • KITT on Juggernaut: “An explosive detonator has been added to the ramrod since our last meeting” in “Knight of the Juggernaut”—9/20/85 premiere for 1985-86 “Knight Rider” season, with new cast member Peter Parros. Juggernaut: a rolling, armored, behemoth hung like nobody’s business with a long, retractable, wall-penetrating ramrod. Unrelated to Louisiana-born journalist Garland Robinette: Kids discussing the ep. in school on 9/23/85—eighth birthday of Garland, TX-born NFL player Quincy Morgan

  • Fake Devon Miles tries to lure Marta Simmons (Pamela Susan Shoop) into a cab ride (car #44??) outside of Thortex in “Knight of the Juggernaut” ep. of “Knight Rider” (9/20/85), repeatedly imploring her with “come” and “Please my deer”. In the episode, Juggernaut’s superhung ramrod has wrecked KITT. Unrelated: Glaze red or kids discussing the ep. in school 9/23/85—the day Ernest J. Dozier, Jack H. Deere, Casper Bullock, Kenneth Gregerson, Clarence E. Flaharty, Earl L. Glaze and Paul L. Chase died

  • KITT on Juggernaut: “An explosive detonator has been added to the ramrod since our last meeting” in “Knight of the Juggernaut”—9/20/85 premiere for 1985-86 “Knight Rider” season, with new cast member Peter Parros. Juggernaut: a rolling, armored, behemoth hung like nobody’s business with a long, retractable, wall-penetrating ramrod. Unrelated: Kids discussing the ep. in school 9/23/85—the day DeQuincy, LA-born NFL player Clarence Walker turned 47; Cernium 116 in the ep.; 1982 “KR” series premiere

  • KITT on Juggernaut: “An explosive detonator has been added to the ramrod since our last meeting” in “Knight of the Juggernaut”—9/20/85 premiere for 1985-86 “Knight Rider” season and new cast member Peter Parros. Juggernaut: a rolling, behemoth hung like nobody’s business with a long, wall-penetrating ramrod. Unrelated: Kids discussing the ep. in school on 9/23/85—the day NFL player Bob Vogel turned 44; pop star Madonna’s hit, “Vogue”; WTVD reporter Cassie Vogel; CBS Primetime 24: WRAL to WSEE

  • KITT on Juggernaut: “An explosive detonator has been added to the ramrod since our last meeting” in “Knight of the Juggernaut”— premiere for 1985-86 “Knight Rider” season and new cast member Peter Parros airing the day Deloris CASTEleiro and Sylvia Duback died: 9/20/85. Juggernaut: a rolling, behemoth hung like nobody’s business with a long, retractable, wall-penetrating ramrod. Unrelated: hidden caste systems or watch?v=YsJyfJ0b-WA despite Rebecca HOLDen as KITT tech April Curtis in the series

  • Comment removed

  • Harold Washington was Chicago mayor when “Knight of the Juggernaut” was shot there. The 1985-86 season premiere for NBC’s “Knight Rider” was first episode with Peter Parros as RC3 and had Pamela Susan Shoop as Marta Simmons. David Hasselhoff has the Halsted look and was born 7/17/52—11th b’day of Fred Halsted, who starred in “Hammer It Home” with Jake Corbin and Randy Storm. Unrelated: NOV. 29-born 2011 Chicago mayor Rahm Emanuel or NOV. 29 via 210 Regan RD, VERNon ROCKVILLE, CT; journalist RSM

  • Harold Washington: Chicago mayor when “Knight of the Juggernaut” was shot there. The 1985-86 season premiere for NBC’s “Knight Rider” was first ep. with Peter Parros as RC3 and had Pamela Susan Shoop as Marta Simmons.David Hasselhoff has the Halsted look and was born 7/17/52—11th b’day of Fred Halsted, who starred in “Hammer It Home” with Jake Corbin, who died 9/27/92—96th b’day of U.S. Sen. Sam Ervin (578-52-3300), who died where NBA player Chris CP3 Paul attended high school: Winston-Salem, NC

  • @GWhiz99 shut up! god, what a weird thing to say...

  • The “Blind Spot” ep. of NBC series “Knight Rider” aired 10/23/83 and had KITT’s “worst nightmare”, in a car crusher, of becoming “tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids”, evoking a lost life on skid row (academic failings?). Unrelated: the middle school 1980s or Owen Keehnen’s book “STARZ” with profiles of Rik Jammer, Jeremy Jordan, Michael Knight, Michael Lucas, and Brad McGuire in succession. Still, KITTrell begins KITT and TV’s bRYANt GUMbEL has a son, BRADley and bus #55 was a 1985-86 ride

  • In its final 1985-86 season, “Knight Rider” aired Friday on NBC at 8PM. Soap actor Peter Parros joined “KR” for that final season, becoming Michael Knight’s partner in the field; Parros’ wife, Jerri Morgan (married on NBA Phoenix Suns’ Grant Henry Hill's 13th b’day—10/5/85), guest starred in one episode. In 1982 pilot, “Knight of the Phoenix”, Michael Long’s partner, Mugsy, is shot and killed. Unrelated: David Hasselhoff being born in Baltimore, MD, like NBA star Tyrone Curtis “MUGgSY” Bogues

  • In its fourth and final 1985-86 season, “Knight Rider” aired on NBC at 8PM on Friday and was the lead-in to “Misfits of Science”. Soap actor Peter Parros joined “KR” for that final season and his wife(m. 10/5/85), Jerri Morgan, guest starred in one episode. “Misfits” starred Jennifer Holmes as Jane MILLer. Unrelated to allegedly blood-vomiting gridiron queens shockingly, dramatically expressing joy at demise: 3rd grade comes after 2nd; finally being excused from pivotal errors; Dick, Spot, Jane

  • David Hasselhoff hit “Jump In My Car” reminded me of my junior year in high school and 1988 Billy Ocean (b. Leslie Sebastian Charles; 1/21/50 in Trinidad) hit “Get Outta My Dreams” from “Tear Down These Walls” LP. Barry EASTmond and WAYNE BRATthwaite with producing credit on the album evokes Barack Hussein Obama’s nickname, Barry. Obama’s Chicago residence could evoke the season premiere of the final season of “Knight Rider”, the Chicago-shot “Knight of the Juggernaut”, which had boat PIPEDREAM

  • Comment removed

  • John MILford played Louis R. Gastner in “Blind Spot” ep. of NBC series “Knight Rider”. Without getting anal, it has a BLIND, BOUND and GAGGED, female HOSTAGE in a RED car with California plate 706 RYM. Unrelated: 1981 splits; “Knight Rider” premiere in 1982; David Hasselhoff being born in BALTIMORE, MD, like Dixon Hardy (b. 10/20/72; aka Frank Sterling) from “Turbo Charge”.Gastner calling for “Mel” twice (Mel didn’t hear the first time) at the car crushing salvage yard sounds like, “male, male”

  • David Hasselhoff hit “Jump In My Car” reminded me of 1988 Billy Ocean(b. Leslie Sebastian Charles; 1/21/50 in Trinidad) hit “Get Outta My Dreams” from “Tear Down These Walls” LP. The first "Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien" featured Ocean's song on 6/01/09 in a sketch about O'Brien's green 1992 Ford Taurus. First guest will Ferrell did a "Saturday Night Live" sketch as a presidential candidate voters could trust not to be in a sex scandal since his genitals had been industrial accident burned off

  • “Blind Spot” ep. of NBC’s “Knight Rider” had John Milford as Louis Gastner. In crusher scene, KITT’s “worst nightmare” of becoming “tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids” evokes life lost on skid row(academic failings?). Unrelated: stone cults or 2nd ep. of last “Knight Rider” season, “KITTnap”, with Nick Savage as Lukas Hall & Robert F. Lyons as Jeff Cavanaugh; 1st ep. of last season, “Knight of the Juggernaut”, with Cernium 116; Judge Joe Brown at P.O. Box 949, 90078; U.S. Rep. Harold Ford

  • “Blind Spot” ep. of NBC’s “Knight Rider” had John Milford as Louis Gastner. In crusher scene, KITT’s “worst nightmare” of becoming “tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids” evokes life lost on skid row(academic failings?). Unrelated: stone cults or 2nd ep. of last “Knight Rider” season, “KITTnap”, with Nick Savage as Lukas Hall & Robert F. Lyons as Jeff Cavanaugh; 1st ep. of last season, “Knight of the Juggernaut”, with Cernium 116; Judge Joe Brown at P.O. Box 949, 90078; KITT at 949 Shields

  • “Blind Spot” ep. of NBC’s “Knight Rider”: John Milford as Louis Gastner. It has KITT’s car crusher “worst nightmare” of becoming “tin cans, TV dinners, garbage can lids” evoking life on skid row(academic failings?). Unrelated: stone cults or “Knight Rider” ep., “KITTnap”, with Nick Savage as Lukas Hall and Robert F. Lyons as Jeff Cavanaugh; first ep. of final season, “Knight of the Juggernaut”, with Cernium 116; p. 96 of 1988 annual's "804 cases of fruit"; Memphis U.S. Reps. Harold Ford Sr. & Jr

  • This is the most unbelievable thing I have ever seen.

  • Germans. Love. David Hasselhoff.

  • this shit is the best thing i have ever seen!

  • How the fuck is he driving on the wrong side of the car...

  • Wow they will let anyone sing, The worst ever.....

  • i thought they where bullshiting me when i was told he tried to sing hehe.

  • So I tried this... The gal called the cops, then sued me for thinking she was a prostitute.

  • Hahahahaha!!!! This shit IS the shit!

  • A-Class music right here

  • wth lol Hoffman. Such a song inspired by prostitute dialogue.

  • Remember kids: 100 "no"'s and a "yes" means yes.

  • @LoyalCmPunkFan i donno they seem the same to me

  • i wonder if he got to fuck those girls

  • Pretty sure the girl on the left is a transvestite... However this video is AMAZING!!!!

  • I'll take the bus

  • @seanGthegodcharged51 hahahahahahaha! me neither...

    

  • At 2.52....cheap video cant afford to have his finger nail clean......

  • this video = PERFECTION!!!!!1

  • @seanGthegodcharged51 because it makes you laugh your ass off.

  • Haha! Wasn't expecting the "Get outta my car!"... Nice one, Hoff.

  • PELVIS THRUST!!

  • PELVIS THRUST!!

    

  • this has got to be thee sorriest song i have ever heard in my life....just rick roll'd me !

  • The antichrist at 2:17 !!!!

  • Big in Deutschland. Along with Heino.

  • DONT HASSLE THE HOFF BISHES!!!!!!! *angry face* He even wore the shirt, why can't he just have a good time. YOu wanna see some crap look up soulja boy, who signed THAT retard?

  • lol a song about a old guy trying to get young woman in his car

  • Da fuck?

  • what a useless person 

  • Oh dear Lord in Heaven...I don't know if I should laugh or cry...

  • OMG I don't know what made me watch this acid trip shit... why did any of us watch this!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • why the hell im i watching this

  • Who could ever take him serious after this shit?

  • @adamduncan108 who ever did?

  • alternate title:

    ted bundy, the musical.

  • So fucking creepy

  • @huggieswork yessssssss lmaoooo!

  • i'd jump in his car..and i'm a guy ;)

  • Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "No, David!"

  • this is terrible

  • i like his moves.

  • hes on spongebob the movie!

  • COME JUMP INTO MY CAR

  • Pedaphile theme song

  • it sounds like they say "I know you're gay"

  • @squidpants I thought so too!

  • this is such a rape song

  • @seanGthegodcharged51 its like a trainwreck.. you just can't look away

  • @rscard119 you to :P wow

    

  • @protectoroffaith are you insulting me ?

  • @rscard119 hell no im just saying you thought the same thing i did :P

  • @protectoroffaith oh lol sorry, its true.. all hasselhoff videos are like thath haha

  • 0:33 I know you're gay?

  • he should stop asking girls his daughters age and see if he can get a geriatric girl to jump on his car

  • click on 1:02, click,click and keep on clickin!

  • Young Micheal Knight would totally kick old Micheal Knights ass just to teach him a lesson. And Kitt, well he's just a sellout now.

  • Ok, when will family guy use this entire video as a cutaway gag?

  • get out of my head

  • I think i just threw up a little

    

  • They picked the ugliest girls for the video?

  • jump in my car

    seriously I have a gun

  • I don't what your problem is with the Hoff. David rules and we all know it. Baywatch and Knight rider is the best. This song is great. his Dancing With The Stars appearance was a joke, he should have won. David Hasselhoff is the best people can think what they want about him.

  • Comment removed

  • 2:16 The true face of the Hoff if you hassle him.

  • hey ppl dont hate on the hoff obviously u ppl aint got the respect for this guy as you ppl should.... and remember dont hassel the hoff

  • Sweet jesus he's creepy as all get out.

  • I love David Hasselhoff, but this song just seems like the national song for child molesters, come on and jump in my car??? LOL Who the hell thought these lyric up??? haha

  • Get that man some Wendy's!

  • LOVE THIS VIDEO!

    It is so funny. My favorite parts: 1) she says I thought you were nice and he says, well i aint. 2) he ejects her out of the car then says "hope she's all right"

    I like the song, lyrically, also. AWESOME SONG AND VIDEO!

  • Don't Hassle the Hoff

  • um... I dislike this so much it has wrapped around and become like. I like this and it is so, so terrible.

  • This was my favorite song in 5th grade.

  • ..............

  • *jumps in the car* taco bell...and step on it

  • The ending... What. The. Hell?

  • ...wait. Stop. Hold the Bus. David Hasselhoff...is on VEVO? Because, yeah, DAVID HASSELHOFF is helping rakin in HUGE BUCKS with these ads? -.-"

  • Seriously? WTF

    

  • how can they stay dry in the convertible?

  • dammit Dave, you're driving on the wrong side of the road

  • KITT!!! :D

  • dirty fingernail at 2:51 EWWWWWWW!

  • This is not a Hasselhoff song, He covered it. The original is by Ted Mulry Gang and was written in 1975, I somehow doubt more than 5% of the people who heard this cover knew that.

  • I think i just threw up a little in my mouth.

  • he's following me on twitter :)

  • he's awesome in broadway. this shits just embarassing.

  • If this video isn't about rape, I don't know what is.

  • Crazy move at 1:10

  • Comment removed

  • oh my god

    there are no words

    

  • oh my god

  • this cant be real.....

  • Pause at 2:18 its quite scary

  • It gets awesome at 2:00

  • sorry girls he's busy today. He's taking Lebron James back home lmfao

  • HES DRIVING ON THE WRONG SIDE HE MUST BE IN EUROPE

  • @TonyDanza4Lyfe Australia.

  • 58 people don't want to jump in his car

  • the one that got in his car probibly just got drunk from his breath

  • This was funny... I like it.

  • eew

  • I wonder how many woman hes raped?

  • @StephanisGod He was too drunk to remember.

  • @StephanisGod lmao that comment alomost made me die

  • @StephanisGod why'd you say that???

  • Right hand drive?

  • He has a dirty fingernail in the closeup shot at the end when he was pressing the Eject button...eww.

  • Goddamn it...I LOVE this song....

  • @decovamp LMFAO.

  • This is what Dirk listens to at the free-throw line

  • His video is totally gay, because he is in it

  • @eatsleepmusic it doesn't? what does it say?

  • This man will be in the upcoming Piranha 3D sequal.

  • Is this a joke? Was he making fun of himself? I can't tell.

  • Paedophilia in it's greatest, most disgusting form.

  • This is great, but only because it's so atrocious.

  • I heard this song at least 15 times one day on the radio in Munich. Sad, sad day.

  • he told that bitch whats up

  • omg only 200,000 views??? whats wrong with the world?!?!?!?!

  • "Why where you live?" LOL 

  • This is the worst thing I've ever seen, and that includes old footage of the Bataan Death March.

  • Seriously, this video makes me laugh every time. Love it! I love me some Hoff!

  • u said u were a nice guy....well i aint....yeahh! get out of my car lmfaooooo

  • JUMP ON MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • thats funny

  • Look guys, stop Hasseling the Hoff.

  • ohhh my goodness......THAT WAS AWSUMMM :D lol

  • grandaddy rock?!

  • why is the steering wheel on the right??? He's not an america.

  • @crombie92 Are you an idiot? Our steering wheels are on the left.....

  • @DeathWish1279 are you????? you dumb shit. his steering wheel, you moron, is on the right. go eat some more dog shit and get back to me. I'm waiting.

  • @crombie92 I know you fucking idiot....Americans steering wheels is on the fucking LEFT. I SAID THAT BEFORE GO LEARN HOW TO READ

  • Hassfuckoff, I rather listen to Charlie Sheen.

  • Because I really want to jump in a Car with an Alcoholic.

  • Amazing we have 20 year olds who are risking their lives for this country that will come back struggling to make ends meet working at car washes and this laughing stock who has the talent of a volunteer for a community play is a millionaire.

  • @troyrogers71 fuckin a good point

  • ill jump in his car. anyday. ;)

    gotta love the hoff.

    hes one of my favorites.

  • Pedobear alert!

  • Why?