Morinth suprises Shepard...

[JDdaDJstressed]

Jeez Shepard you had to do it. If you'd just pleasure her with a dildo, she gets to have sex and you get to live.

Dumbass.

[NeosZangetsu]

Male shepard has the worst VA EVA!

[xCarliniii]

Oops.

[Bronx1875]

No thanks id rather live

Weird how you can say that you love her and then totally opossite comes up xD

Wait you die when you try to pleasure her ? O-o

[Bronx1875]

Ecstasy to good it killed her LOL

[minecrafter1305]

herpagonasyphlyaids i think that is how to spell

main symptom instant death

[FrancisHallelujah]

Great Morinth, the reapers are gonna destroy the galaxy, and it's all your fault.

And what was Shepard's last words?! 'Doesn't matter, had sex.'

That lying spectre.



[joe1stofall1st]

hahahaha omg rofl tahst insane hahahakinda dumb though he shudnt be deaD

[ytfareuhere]

His penis probably exploded and caused so much shock that an artery in his brain burst and killed him.

[cowbaner]

if my gf ever says embrace eternity I'm am getting the hell outta there

[Epzo1]

@cowbaner Haha, it's only that blue woman, and her two sisters.

[cowbaner]

@Epzo1 oh god my gf is blue

[19andoverlol]

1:31

:O *dies*

[saints4445]

AIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[WolfMoon173]

im pure curious how morinth's role in me3 will play out

[youngdeath303]

That's what you call Full Blown Space Aids!!! Instant Death!!!

[64bitguy]

I wish you could see the reprecussions of this is ME3. Seriously commander shepard, slayers of reapers and collectors, savior of the citadel, defeated by the inability to keep it in his pants...how would the galaxy respond to discovering that a galactic legend died due to a extremely chosen booty call...

[MrSmith2991]

im commander shepard and i died because i was horny

[KayjanSoban]

Critical Orgasm Failure!

[maverickzero88]

sex while standing.....huh..............­.......

[Drenix]

Sheppard: "Morinth, I cant deny how much I want you"

Morinth: "Do you really mean it? You'll be with me"

Sheppard: "Sure, just let me do something first... EDI, tell Miranda to have the Lazarus project ready"

[that1dude0092]

SUPER STD'S

[NEOpantos]

So is this what happens when you have sex with Snookie?

[UntoTheBreach24]

Honestly, did anyone pick Morinth over Samara for any reason other than a full renegade playthrough?

I can't even begin comparing this monstrous, sadistic whore to the badass buddhist monk her mother is.

[titan2019]

1:33 Jizz in my pants!

[Ar2kill]

Not even the collectors could kill shepard, but an orgasm could, hell of a way to die

[Hoekzema]

HAHAHA Critical Mission Failure?? XD

[Slazors]

As soon as she touched my dick I came and started farting.

[sakunam17]

I could've saved the universe from the Reapers...but then I took a biotic singularity to the knee...

[howlphantomwolf]

Morinth after this:

Trololol! He fell for it!

[dastvonline]

''next day'' i am back alive:) again and ready for more

[terrorform242]

what is this from?? is it from a dlc???

[CriminalDude]

@terrorform242

No it's from the game. Admittedly getting Morinth in your team is tricky so i used a save editor the "play with her". I guess we all know what happened in the end lol.

[brass76]

@terrorform242 nope its from picking Samara's daughter instead of her

[KeeperofMolgera]

she touched me and I jizzed... in... my pants!

[pll89]

Sherpard : Best..sex..ever...GUUUHHH

*Dies*

[vante2]

That's what you get when you think with your private parts and not with your head. Now your head is burned up inside. What have you learned? NOTHING, BECAUSE SHE JUST FRIED YOUR BRAIN, STUPID!

[comedyking1011]

Cause of death: Asari Aids

[BattionMusic]

Freshman Commander Shepard.

Embraces eternity

DIES.

[NorwayNakken]

I'm commander Shepard and this is my favourite sexmachine on the Citadel!

[Severepwner]

Miranda: Samara have you seen Shepard?

Morinth: He uhh...died.

Miranda: Wh...how?

Morinth: Uhh...STD.

Miranda: ...Seems legit.

[GotsItGoinOn]

Harbringer: This hurts you

Shepard: No shit

[Barbaroossa]

It's like bad porn.

[MrThestranger0]

look like shepard

DIED HARD!

yeeeeee!

[doomblackdragon]

While in the afterlife. Shepard start to thing. "I knew I should have just done it doggystyle. At less I did not die naked."

[RiverKanoff]

That's some O face.

[smuggler47]

now the world is going to end because one guy couldnt keep his dick in his pants even though theirs a horny bitch waiting down stairs

[WarThug13]

1:31 Shepard jizz face

[WarThug13]

thats what happens when you think with your dick and not your head

[zaxman12341]

you really trusted her after what she did before?

[MJSpiritual]

This is...alittle frightening actually.

[Grimno]

Finished a mission when I saw you there,

Looking at me with your hollow stare,

Said with a smirk of how you'd steal my breath,

Though warned me as well that it could cause my death,

But I wanted her and she wanted me,

We touched our hands at the count of three,

You racked my body with mounds of pleasure,

But all I saw was Critical Mission Failure as I

JIZZED In MY PANTS!

[blaster2187]

.....So that's a no on Cuddiling?

[DLordSadow]

This is why I NEVER even considered recruiting Morinth in any of my ME2 playthroughs. Replacing an obsessed cop with a mass-murdering serial-killer isn't bad-ass, just stupid.

[y512516]

@DLordSadow

Zaeed Massani is the best

Ruthless, but gets the job done

[KwlEnn]

He died doing what he do best

[TheBigCberry]

@KwlEnn lol'd

[BigLoc21]

Doesn't Matter. Had Sex

[Sekainoowaride]

@BigLoc21 and hyper-active terminal AIDS...syndrome.

[Epzo1]

@BigLoc21 I just had sex, and it killed me good.

[Hombremaniac]

I guess that everybody who played renegade and had Morinth just HAD to try this and see for himself :-D. Shortest sex ever.

[ReccsTheDead]

JIZZ IN MY PANTS

[PsycoBhoy]

Morinth: Com here, Shepard...

Shepard: ARGH!

*CRITICAL MISSION FAILURE.*

[Resume] <==

Me: All right, let's try this one more time...

[xTheSweetyMan]

looks like the most painful orgasm ever..

[AntiguoEspectro]

Achievement Unlock: Kamikaze Lover

[IGotAPagina]

Id do itlooks like a massive orgasm. But all of them look the same so liara it is.

[SBRS33]

Whoa

[halliwedge]

Shepard: I can't deny how much i want you.

Morinth: Do you mean that shepard?

Shepard: Nope *puts on trollface mask and walks away*

[LawGivah12]

DANG! that orgasm must of been awesome.

[CRACKSHOT37034]

ha ha ha oh shepard, when will you learn that bitch got the clap

[hotdogs9and9milk]

*Glitches* EPIC SHEPARD. Oh my gawwwwwwd he's going all night!

[DarkWarrior076]

This is why I always choose Samara

[OZORxORON]

Morinth: I think you're the only person I've met who can be with me and live!

-5 minutes later-

Shepard: Gaaaahhhh

Morinth: Trolololo

[Bonified369]

well...thats a new definition for the term "mind fuck" O.O

[NickMaloney92]

Death by Snu Snu!

[Ares42ful]

Shepard in the Afterlife: I just had sex and it felt so good, put my penis inside her and it killed me

[snake9718]

i killed that bitch

[YouTroll1988]

Still like her more than Samara. She is just following here instincts and feelings.

[radar550]

@YouTroll1988 Yeah it is great until she kills you. But I know what you mean! She doesnt have much luck in her life.

[UntoTheBreach24]

@radar550 But...she kills people. For fun.

This has less to do about the bad luck surrounding her condition than it has to do about her being a criminally insane nymphomaniac murderer; she could have chosen a comfortable life, but instead she went on a killing spree...a sexy killing spree, but a killing spree no less.

[radar550]

@UntoTheBreach24 Well, her nervous system is affected by her illness so maybe that drove her crazy.

[radar550]

@UntoTheBreach24 Well, her nervous system is affected by her illness so maybe that drove her crazy. But that is just speculation. From what we know you are probably right. I just wanted to look at it from different perspective. That is all.

[hildegain]

@UntoTheBreach24 Correct. If you knew your penetrating them with a 2ft cock could kill them, I doubt you'd run around fucking everyone XD

[kotorfan100]

another lazurus?

[GreekGod88]

he didnt die it was just his orgasm face looooool

[ShadyWolf313]

It was worth it

[TazminTv]

Illusive Man: How did Shepard die again?

Miranda: Mind Fucked

Illusive Man: -.-

[Garusizbeast]

@TazminTv LOL

[SaintsLeader1]

Is it just me or does anyone else agree that Morinth smile is so fucking creepy?

[rmack1205]

DEATH BY SNU SNU

[dontmesswiththeooray]

stupid f***ing Morinth...

[kingpinofgames]

Morinth: "The last guy I was with was a Captain."

Sheppard: "Who was it?"

Morinth: "His name was Kurt or something like that."

[TazminTv]

1:32 Epic Jizz Face

[GamerN4]

So this is the only way to die on the Normandy?

I hope in ME3 you can also die for drinking too much, tripping, falling into a space vacuum, etc.

[NINJApenguinCHIMP]

@GamerN4 Tripping?

[GamerN4]

@NINJApenguinCHIMP Yeah, like just walking along but you trip on a crack and go AHH SH*T. That one was more of a joke :/

[DarkMetalOmega]

Shepard: I can't deny how much I want you

Morinth: Come here Shepard. Embrace eternity.

Shepard dies*

Harbringer: RELEASING CONTROL OF THIS FORM

Morinth: What th-Where am I? Who's this?

Harbringer: I TOLD YOU WE WOULD FIND ANOTHER WAY.

[Rocky357]

@DarkMetalOmega LOL, Hilarious!

[ChaosMaster860]

@DarkMetalOmega who's Harbringer?

[darkwarriorkane]

@DarkMetalOmega you win comment of the thread award

[malganus4]

she killed him and didn't even fuck before killing,so rude....

[Soldierofdoom444]

Sure, the risk is heavy...

but the priiiiiiize....

[brenndon1]

would be funnier if after "Crtical mission failure" pops up you hear morinth say "Damn it!"

[sonnysp4rt4n]

shit balls theres a argument about some shit for about 3 pages!!! o_0

[sonnysp4rt4n]

im glad i always play paragon!

[KingCraze22]

Morinth: Do you really mean it? You'll be with me?

Sheperd: I will.

Morinth: Come here Sheperd

Sheperd: AHHHHH!........

HarBringer: I will direct this personally.

Morinth: Oh shit.....

[Rocky357]

@KingCraze22 LOL Damn, don't know which one is funnier...this or the one by DarkMetalOmega!

[itrencher222]

Lol, she says "embrace eternity," and you don't immediately bitch slap her and lock her in the room????

[PhiIipz]

@itrencher222

uhm, every asari says "embrace eternity" when they connect their mind with yours,

nothing unusual.

[jaggerrai]

What happens after you die, does it just restart at your last checkpoint?

[JuicyMullet1]

@jaggerrai Yeah. There are no real consequences for this. It can happen with Samara too. You just restart on the Normandy.

[yordans3npai]

lol hahaha funny way to die

[djdangerousfresh]

Totally Worth It!!!!

[ThatNerdJStone]

LOL 

[AxxingerLuddekudden]

explosive epic brainsex.

[iambessel]

So to defeat the reapers just get morinth to do this with them, it's a solid plan. Shepard will have to make do with liara

[Chibbox]

Never underestimate what a guy will do to get laid. Screw the universe I want some ass.

[19andoverlol]

1:31

:O

[NASSterner]

hahahahahah this ..... this made my day.

[steve240291]

Well If you had to choose a way to go... Overdosing on an intense orgasm from a foxy thousand year old blue woman on a spaceship, would be my first choice.... oddly.

[thezurator]

good thing i killed her

[shooterb0y23]

HE SUPER JIZZED!

[Mafia200100]

Anyone else suddenly thinking of that quarian in the bar on Illium?

[uc18345]

Morinth looks like a real dominatrix

[Winterblod]

Shepards mind : OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

Bitch: Embrase eternaty... *rips shepards dick of*

Shepards mind in PAIN : ... Ghad danmit...

Wrex comes in : EAT THE DICK!!!

the bitch : And shepard?

Wrex : I dunno... UHM...

The bitch : Eat?

Wrex: :DDDDDDDDDDDD

And from that day... shepard took a new tripp to the elusiv man... and wrex became a pet... fore that bitch thinga ma ding... ur somthing... whos next? :DDDDDD

[NiekGAE]

I'm commander Shepard, and as an asari touched me I jizzed in my pants. I was so ashamed my brains shortcircuited from all the wtf's.

[MultiWolverine92]

"critical mission failure"

lol from sex? x"DDDD

[MasterJedi96]

Just imagine if he survived.... you know how loud and long he'd be screaming?? WOAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT WAS AWESOME

head explodes from overstimulation

[Terrorstanius]

sex with morinth, FATAL risk but the priiize.

[Falor5151]

Clothed in black; smooth, sultry voice; face half-concealed in shadow...I dunno guys, she looks trustworthy to me. :D

[Terrorstanius]

guys does choosing samara give you paragon points, because i want to have a romance with an asari WITHOUT dying im mostly renegade btw

[ProThesaurus]

@Terrorstanius I think being faithful with Liara from ME1 is your best bet for an assari romance.

[Terrorstanius]

@ProThesaurus you dont get the joke..

[ProThesaurus]

@Terrorstanius I did not. Sorry if I missed the obvious bro. :(

[Terrorstanius]

@ProThesaurus lol sorry i thought u were talking about my last comment not the one before it

no hard feelings

and im too lazy to finish ME1 :/

[godness10]

At the Morgue...Doctor: Oh man how did Shepard die this time, a huge Geth invasion, the Collectors swarmed him by the hundred, Eclipse, Blue Suns, Blood Pack all united with their best equipment to take him down, he sacrificed himself to save a whole colony? Oh his stories are so exciting!

Miranda: He died from a massive orgasimn....

Doctor:.....(o_O)

[bladesofseven]

you are dead. not big surprise.

[VRmission38]

I never fell for that shit, and I only betrayed Samara once for a Renegade game.

[planeteclipse7]

His O face is disturbing xD

[MrTrykster]

hahahhaahhahahahahha

and then Miranda walks in on this and Morinth's like "i just touched him, didn't think it'd all happen so faaaast :s"

[Boom55667]

that looked like one hell of an orgasm im not gunna lie...

[Maples01]

@Boom55667 Sucked the life out of him. LMAO

[alpharuis]

Illusive Man: R U FRIGGIN CEREAL!!!!!!

[liamjd1]

There are worse ways to go...

[exra82]

1:00 oh very smooth the ladies always fall head over heels for that one

[Stiglitz51]

And then the Reapers won...

[zorrgon56]

There should be a mod as to where you actually survive sex with her, because shepard is to boss to die in bed.

[ShenSorein]

@zorrgon56 He didn't even make it to bed...

[DavidELD]

Shepard: "Doesn't matter, had sex."

[ZedNassah]

@DavidELD Lmao

[picabesi]

@DavidELD ...actually, he never made it past first base :P

[AnteaterCharger]

1:06 - when one of your options says: "NO THANKS I'D RATHER LIVE" (!!!!!) it's probably a damn good idea to take it......just a hint for all the n00bs out there

[powerflumi]

Death by SNU SNU!!!!!!!

[233lynx]

Well, Shepard, DID embrace eternity... RIP.

[Rickyballon]

Joker: "Yeah great job commander. Now the reapers win because you were thinking with your dick."