@auroraandaisy Don't bother using semicolons when you don't know how to use them. It makes you look like a juvenile child who is trying and failing to sound smart. Seriously, learn some grammar before getting on the internet.
Hemingway makes you fill in the blanks to the extent that he has a strict, masculine narrative. He works within confines and seldom moves into the motives and inner though world of his characters.
By the way, I thought one of the things people learned in schools was to address their audience physically when you present something. Cutting up the camera shots doesn't make up for lack of eye contact. Just a tip.
Hi. I think I love you. Not in a deep way, more like a love within the boundaries of this four sided box. I am infatuated with you in a purely shallow way. I think you are attractive. Having said this, I do like the small taste of your personality I get from this video. In conclusion, I am a skinny 20 year old white male who is busy creeping on a girl he doesn't know when he needs to be writing something for school. Please don't be unnerved by this comment, I don't know where you live
haha that whole "Jake can't stab her" bit got me because it kinda fits the novel....if you think pervertedly haha. and "Jake being retaredly in love with Brett" actually works haha.
Methinks you should develop the curriculum for our Nation's English courses. Those poor, "disadvantaged", trust fund babies who would rather blow their higher education chances on weed, Pink Floyd and lamenting the raze of the establishment (in hypothetical terms of course, because we all know weed and Pink Floyd hardly equates to "revolutionary alacrity") might actually take some interest in high school English with historical literature madlibs. It'll validate their parents' $40k/yr tuition.
Oh my god... I loooooove Hemingway, but I resented that book (all they do is go out and get wasted every night)... you've made me rethink my position >_<
Hahah GENIUS! Another great video:) I have unfortunately been unable to keep up with your most recent videos do to the fact I am reading Slaughterhouse 5...I'm apparently supposed to take a time traveling man who hangs out with aliens on his friday night seriously and not consider him insane....
Amerka
wontoncowman 1 day ago
hehehe
totallyzachary 1 week ago
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Brutz52176 2 weeks ago
you = hawt. eNnuff said
GollaGandaLova 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from xOphoeniXfeath3r
Haha! Love it! Because I'm still a kid inside, this made me subscribe! And the Ben Stein thing is so true.
LilDrummerBoy74 2 weeks ago
My throat and stomach are in pain for laughing so hard. Great Work!
turtle12700 3 weeks ago
When I was watching this video Google ads were for a Geek Dating site. Not Greek. GEEK. I love it, and you are awesome.
xboxer4 1 month ago
stupid mushroom
etuak 1 month ago
Ahaha. I didn't stop laughing through this entire video. Love from Australia.
MAYof90 1 month ago
Hemingway went to my highschool!!!!(:
alexxomgg 1 month ago
@alexxomgg way to tell everyone you go to Oak Park and River Forest High School
kristinaspeaks 1 month ago in playlist More videos from xOphoeniXfeath3r
@kristinaspeaks way to be creepy and actually look it up. I'll try to be more careful next time. thanks for the tip.
alexxomgg 1 month ago
@alexxomgg its exactly what a pedophile would do. lets be smart.
kristinaspeaks 1 month ago
Perfect satire. The Sun Also "Vomits". Brilliant.
xanadu231 2 months ago
you sound so intelligent. i love how you speak. :)
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I would hit it from the back.
MaxamillianArturo 3 months ago
honestly makes me laugh in a thought out way.......kinda like it lotz
Antend0 3 months ago
I will give you $1 to shut up!
DTuber100 3 months ago
The Sun vomits! XD
SodaVampire 3 months ago
stupid mushrooms lol
Quisadaa 3 months ago
Where's your harry potter against twilight video :O:O
disc33 4 months ago
Ahaha so I'm watching your other videos because of your Hipster vid, and this is pretty genius. Nice :)
NamAim1991 4 months ago in playlist More videos from xOphoeniXfeath3r
GERBIL FIGHTER!
ayeitsgrachelle 4 months ago
You are RETARDEDLY good looking!
derekflannel12 4 months ago
<3
TeethThatBite 5 months ago
Your hot
gurutheassasin 5 months ago
whimsically whipped!! haha
matthewrf54 6 months ago
i was literally rolling on the floor laughing. hilarious.
luckynumber1111 6 months ago
You are so funny. :P
AppleOfTheTree 7 months ago
hemingway is better than you; you whore
auroraandaisy 7 months ago
@auroraandaisy Don't bother using semicolons when you don't know how to use them. It makes you look like a juvenile child who is trying and failing to sound smart. Seriously, learn some grammar before getting on the internet.
moiznahmad 5 months ago
@moiznahmad calm down! it was a mistake the semicolon is next to coma haahah
auroraandaisy 4 months ago
Lol you are so funny!
Bakna67 7 months ago
you're amazing! want to go on a date with me? lol
alexmufc17 7 months ago
Are you ever going to post new videos?
dvinb12345 7 months ago
What's that board of writing behind you?
nellytheninkynonk 7 months ago
i think im in love
kromezer28 8 months ago
Pedro Romero, a Master Gerbil Fighter......**PISSING MY PANTS**!!!
JulietsMan 8 months ago
That was just too funny. I cried laughing.
Crazyasspyro 8 months ago
Jazz hands!
krislavin 8 months ago
"Write Drunk, Edit Sober." -Ernst Hemingway.
Waredwr 8 months ago 3
wow you are such a creative its scary. PS Marry me before these other guys. I'm somehow less creepy I promise
TdrdenCO11 8 months ago 4
Marry Me
thekbvideo 8 months ago 5
Hemingway makes you fill in the blanks to the extent that he has a strict, masculine narrative. He works within confines and seldom moves into the motives and inner though world of his characters.
By the way, I thought one of the things people learned in schools was to address their audience physically when you present something. Cutting up the camera shots doesn't make up for lack of eye contact. Just a tip.
SmokazCOH 9 months ago
@SmokazCOH That has to be the most obnoxious comment on youtube and I love you for it.
nellytheninkynonk 7 months ago
@nellytheninkynonk
You know, the say thing is us both being here and having watched that movie.
SmokazCOH 2 months ago
Hi. I think I love you. Not in a deep way, more like a love within the boundaries of this four sided box. I am infatuated with you in a purely shallow way. I think you are attractive. Having said this, I do like the small taste of your personality I get from this video. In conclusion, I am a skinny 20 year old white male who is busy creeping on a girl he doesn't know when he needs to be writing something for school. Please don't be unnerved by this comment, I don't know where you live
iamthebearsnuggler 9 months ago 20
Pretty, smart, funny... *Shakes fist in your general direction.* ¬_¬"
ATelford73 9 months ago
Female Ben Stein is making me all verklempt
drugchicken 9 months ago
@drugchicken lol... female Ben Stein....
JoshuaCuthbert 9 months ago
haha that whole "Jake can't stab her" bit got me because it kinda fits the novel....if you think pervertedly haha. and "Jake being retaredly in love with Brett" actually works haha.
lifemakesmelaf 10 months ago
damn, that master gerbil fighter Pedro. He's a character.
silentFATAL 10 months ago
"shot in the sword" ? -.-
PeebleWeeble 10 months ago
lol
lazsaruchan 11 months ago
“Isn’t it pretty to think so?”
ortsac92 11 months ago
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You are brilliant and gorgeous. No fair.
vagabondaze 11 months ago
You are brilliant and gorgeous. No fair.
vagabondaze 11 months ago
hah :o this is awesome
MichaelOhara 11 months ago
jazz hands
MonkeyKing300100 11 months ago
if u wer ugly i would not hav watched this, in fact I doubt anyone would ever talk to you or listen to you if you were. be glad pretty person.
DylanBobMr 1 year ago
I hope I never have to read this book, because there's no way I could possibly take it seriously now.
MrLawrenceV 1 year ago
you remind me of goat smegma
ped200014 1 year ago
i'm like 99% sure i knew you at some point in my early childhood. if you're from the atlanta area send me a pm b/c if that's the case, i'm right!
hmunkey 1 year ago
your eyebrows. are fabulous.
squishyfroggie 1 year ago 60
@squishyfroggie Hell yes, her eyebrows are fabulous...really full...
marcusliciniusad 7 months ago
I have a very extensive collection of gerbil-fighter pants myself
Brickr14 1 year ago
Methinks you should develop the curriculum for our Nation's English courses. Those poor, "disadvantaged", trust fund babies who would rather blow their higher education chances on weed, Pink Floyd and lamenting the raze of the establishment (in hypothetical terms of course, because we all know weed and Pink Floyd hardly equates to "revolutionary alacrity") might actually take some interest in high school English with historical literature madlibs. It'll validate their parents' $40k/yr tuition.
mrooneyoc 1 year ago
That was actually a lot more enjoyable than reading Fiesta
Jeri722 1 year ago
ahaha pants of gerbil fighters
zoescarlettepeace 1 year ago
Applause. That was brilliant.
empihsrow 1 year ago
what book is this lol
slushydude369 1 year ago
Oh my god... I loooooove Hemingway, but I resented that book (all they do is go out and get wasted every night)... you've made me rethink my position >_<
WolfLikeMe7 1 year ago
omg you are hilarious. that ben stein crack, genius
thestormlscoming 1 year ago
LMAO the sun also VOMITS :P
sailorperception 1 year ago
Omg, I just realized why I love looking at you (No, I'm not a perv lol) You resemble Lea Michele and I love her <3
myyKINDALOVee 1 year ago
Compliment: You look just like Lea Michele!
likeaslasherfilm 1 year ago 64
@likeaslasherfilm I was thinking exactly the same at the exact moment i was reading your comment xD
And totally a compliment.
toverfaye 1 year ago
@likeaslasherfilm compliment: I LOVE YOU
xOphoeniXfeath3r 1 year ago 32
@likeaslasherfilm I'll bet she's a better singer too
smokyotis66 1 year ago
@likeaslasherfilm No, she's prettier than Lea Michele ;)
pinky1494 8 months ago 6
@likeaslasherfilm Question: Whos that?
thejomomma14 7 months ago
@likeaslasherfilm But prettier.
GraceMartini 3 months ago
Hahahahhahaha. Great.
dallasstarschick 1 year ago
Hahahahhahaha. Great.
dallasstarschick 1 year ago
This maybe me roll on the floor laughing! THIS IS SO AMAZING!
pika50potter 1 year ago
fuck your so cute
sea58 1 year ago
Marry me.
xmconx 1 year ago
I'd say Stephen Hawking, not Stein. Either way. Funny stuff. :)
PandaMcBear 1 year ago
Hilarious; I love that you're a lit nerd, too.
But it'd be great if we could have a video of just you and your shenanagans slash life outside of youtube.
Fairy206 1 year ago
the Ben Stein look (er, sound) works for you.
ameofcourse 1 year ago
GERBIL.
madelinecatlin 1 year ago 2
your version of The Sun Also Rises is infinitely more interesting that the actual book. and i actually enjoyed that.
and WHAT jake has no new-found strength, he's just a push over. scholars are obviously over thinking it.
alexalexon 1 year ago
lol
animegeek657891 1 year ago
while the sun does set, the sun also VOMITS. lol
lilartist10890 1 year ago
Hemingway is a moron that tricked the world into thinking he can write. And then the clever bastard shot himself before anyone could prove him wrong.
FatPointScheme 1 year ago
Like. That is all.
jackandjuice 1 year ago
Shoulda done actual excepts from the book rather than your own personal essay. I would love to see hemingway destroyed by the internetz
TheBlindTwig 1 year ago
hahahahah oooh that made my night <3 thank you XD
hpalchemist664 1 year ago
gerbils ahaha
lek900 1 year ago
the sun also vomits would have been a way better name for that book. /not a hemingway fan
FluffvonDanger 1 year ago
This was possibly the most amazing thing that has happened in my entire day! Thank you for the incredible mad lib! :D
KatherineWeasley 1 year ago
the new best phrase ever: "whimsically whipped."
NEVILLEisMyHomeBoy 1 year ago 2
the new best phrase ever: "whimsically whipped."
NEVILLEisMyHomeBoy 1 year ago
Hahah GENIUS! Another great video:) I have unfortunately been unable to keep up with your most recent videos do to the fact I am reading Slaughterhouse 5...I'm apparently supposed to take a time traveling man who hangs out with aliens on his friday night seriously and not consider him insane....
navysealboy62 1 year ago
You have honestly just moved in to my top 3 youtubers. I love you and your videos.
davidb1494 1 year ago
you are so funny! i love your nerd humor :)
natalieworsham 1 year ago
This is ridiculous, in a good way.
RileyRooTube 1 year ago
hilarious mad libs
IJustMovedHere 1 year ago
this is dum as hell
cazyblood3 1 year ago
That was the best. I couldn't stop laughing. Great job.
BADBOYCH 1 year ago
epic number!!!
camilok7 1 year ago
Hahaha oh Hemingway.
owlssayhooot 1 year ago
I love that you put this in Education category
sicoflife2003 1 year ago 2
who doesn't love noisy bull fighting spandex.
caitlinlikescats 1 year ago 2
hahaha that was hilarious. "a fresh hoebag" lol. you shouldn't have removed your first videos. they were very funny.
splicitysplat 1 year ago
nicely done.
HeBreaksLate 1 year ago
hahahahahahahahah i <3 the sun also rises. Cohn_______(Verb) Romero and then cries.
vandrizzle 1 year ago 9
@vandrizzle hahahaha thats great
xOphoeniXfeath3r 1 year ago
love this :)
HeyThereHaandsome 1 year ago
This is pretty amazing. This makes me wonder what else could be made as a Mad lib?
Kkthenerdfighter 1 year ago
I absolutely love this :D It finally makes Hemingway sound sane
SkyxoxStar 1 year ago
haha epic I'm so going to copy this idea
alegitproduction 1 year ago
awesome :D
emilycthompson 1 year ago