Tom Green Subway Monkey Hour (2/5)

[avithemostill]

just stickin dildos in the food... whats the big deal?

[alexanderkirkegaard]

Tom Green - Pro Troll

[BrewPopTime]

PIZZA PIE!! I.. LIKE ... PIZZA PIEEE!!!!!

[Angryjanitor3]

backgammon sucks anyway

[TwoLeggedTriceratops]

Monkey got scared shitless.

[lin2k4]

Great, now Japan hates foreigners even more

[johnplayersstandard]

Just another one of those crazy white things.

[jlaw7522022]

ppl in japan thinks all white guys are crazy

[sniper00501]

@Besleh its a tracking collar its so they can watch the animals movements and generally to watch migration patterns of animals

[lurchipoo]

Randy is always bailing him out of sticky situations

[cobramomba]

3:03 I could swear someone said tuna

[El8888888888]

Why all english-speaking white guys without talent need to go to japan?..

[NewYorkS4U]

@El8888888888 Because behavior seems quite tolerant here, even Tom's ; )

[ZDB92]

lmao the new ashtray burger.

[rareisalive]

im sorry but

2:45 theyre in a red light district and look at that outfit in the background

[mozzmarket]

@rareisalive age of consent in japan is 13 fuckin crazy!

[Mightyaurrod]

@mozzmarket

IN germany its 14 but who the fuck cares and what is crazy about that?

[wisesatyr72]

that Monkey is pissed

[cj397]

8:00 and on is HAHAHHAHA HOLY FUCK

[ScrizzDubb]

"EEL RAW!!!"

[SamHazary]

HAHAHAHAHAHA "Suck it!!"

[OpenTheTrollGate]

giving a bad reputation to all canadians

[Adamguy2003]

I love how cheery he sounds as he's talking through the walkie- talkie with the dildo!

"Hi, I'm a dildo!"

It's great the way it plays that happy, pretty music as the monkey gets out and Tom says they did the right thing, then we immediately see the monkey crapped everywhere!

[tstruss912]

1:30 for Samurai Warrior

[lootpack27]

7:50 i was dying laughing at the shit he was making up talking to the japanese guy. dude had no clue what he was going on about hahaha

[zikten]

I've actually been to Moss Burger. I can't remember what I had though

[Valkyzer]

just be caRm

[lurchipoo]

The monkey purposely put Doo Doo in the backpack.....WOW.............. XD

[ElmoTarouSama]

pizza pie

[TheEXpothead]

then the monkey goes tells his friend "hey wtf man, I just go kidnapped in this car by this manic" lol

[oldies1]

Hysterical... I could do this as well and maybe go further than Green :)

[KevinLounsberry]

@oldies1 'slong as you record it!

[akatYouT]

Tom has been aggravated by Japanese societal norms!

i get it now :D

still i frikkin' love this stuff

[ali050792]

i think he likes the taste of "Pizza Pie" ...

[Fifthmuskateer]

Pouring the ketchup in the guys hand at the end is amazingly stupid ahhahaahaha!

[mobius1aic]

1:34 I really wish Tom would get his ass kicked.

[XvxBERSERKxvX]

1:32 Vegeta !

[CumtasticClimax]

how the fuck was this show canceled? tom green show, wonder showzen... FUCK MTV!!!!

[jimmyPain2121]

You can laugh if u want but I could really relate to the pizza pie song

[darkchibicosmos]

@jimmyPain2121 it has made a significant impact in my life

[DJTwilight]

Anyone know the ambient song at 5:53?

[JayBrownAlpha]

SUCK IT! LOL that was funny

[ComptonAssMandiiee]

Tom Green is the original troll lol

[YaDingus]

Dammit Randy, they needed those backgammon boards

[halo3izkool]

The guy thats just nodding even tho he doesnt know what hes saying :')

[thespread]

who had it worse: Tom Green's interpreter Ted in Tokyo or Liam Neeson's interpreteter in Taken?

[foolooow]

pause 7:50

[kkate1001]

Pizza piiiiiiyyyeeee

[hollywood1199]

whats that one smell like, big macs

[TonythekillaB]

I wonder what that chick did with the dildo

[baserocks206]

I don't know if Canadians should be embarassed or proud of this guy hahaha

[GodsSlave19]

@baserocks206 if theres one thing making me proud of bieng a Canadian its this dude lol

[lcmtvbreath4]

pizza pie

[averx]

Yo, that monkey was maaaaad fast.

[MaxichaChan]

aaaahhhhh! we watched this in my japanese class! was so funny!

[L2thePz]

Tom green, the high school buddy i never had

[Youtuuuber]

The monkey is trying to drive XD!!!! 4:20

[ZomgZomg007]

that monkey got scared shitless....way to go...

[Savage999111]

I love how Tom yells and everyone in the club was so serious lol.

[Dri143]

i don't think most of it is funny. sorry

[Chrisguy42O]

That monkey may have lost its pack because of this shit, not funny at all it could die now

[batterez]

@Chrisguy42O Too bad they didn't beat it like a baby seal.

[Chrisguy42O]

@batterez its all a big joke

[batterez]

@Chrisguy42O I laughed.

[Chrisguy42O]

@batterez Its funny but I feel bad for the monkey, end of story :I

[pladampa]

2 time academy award winner lou diamond phillips is slated to star in the next holiday classic bats 3d!

[bn137]

oh man the lady takes the dildo

[minakit]

@bn137 Yes, and you just can imagine how she´ll just gonna stick that big dildo on her so hairy wet cunt for hours...!!!

[plingeren]

The weirdest thing is that the Japanese who almost don`t know who Tom Green is, that they have met the funniest guy in the world..

[PriusRider]

10:00 - ROFEL! ^^

[illyas1]

"SUCK IT.......WHAT AA U DUUING??! " I LOZED AT THAT POINT

[snowdog03]

Dolphin Burgers. :yummy:

[hongpingmike]

he has balls!!!!!!!!

[andl33]

3:58 lol the dissatisfaction

[mundanelifeof]

lol that monkey purposely pooped inside the van multiple times for revenge.

[Chrominance87]

"SUCK IT!" " what ya doing" love it.

[mypotty290]

Just stick'n dildo's in their food... Whats the big deal??

ahahah

[Zimuahaha]

Its mother and kids are here LOL

[okreset]

1:31 he should have beat the shit out of him. what a jerk off

[chrisw40]

10:00 LOL

[jnm2088]

his canadian accent came out at 4:26. Abaut.

[Deblano]

GIIIREPP

GIIWAHHH

[SlimeTron5000]

JIRRRRRAAAA!

[Tzadeck]

Note that the guy selling panties actually says "Ya' know, the smell of a girls 'over there'" 'Over there' is a very common slang for genitals in Japanese. It was the translator's idea to make it 'spot' or 'special spot' in English.

[Gigatone00]

@Tzadeck "Engrish'*

[Ununius]

The thing that separates us from him, is he has the balls to do this.

[COADYSECS]

secret spot

[mypotty290]

Just stick'n dildo's in their food, whats the big deal??? D:

ahahahah

[anitec19]

thats not mine. can i order one of those lol

[cryvsspy]

that pile of nonsense that tom fed the security guard was pure talent

[SlimeTron5000]

9:47

"Pee pee pee pee pee..."

[HondaChad]

4:36 ahahahahahahahaha

[morningstarscrew]

Please don't shoot my face. lulz. I'm part Japanese and I kinda feel guilty for laughing. The sushi part is rude though, man, wherever you are in the world, food is still food. I definitely don't want to have a dildo sticking out in my food. @_@

[okuni5]

"Please don't shoot my face"

[cemetery1]

The asian girl is going to keep the dildo for herself.

[HamsterFueledRocket]

@cemetery1 Yeah, cause you know what they say about japanese men... shes gonna need it!

[hakuei58]

양키새끼 가죽을 발라서 죽여버리고 싶네.

[SlimeTron5000]

@hakuei58 die korean die

[theenchantedtiara]

Ahahahaha when he put the ketchup on the guy's hand!

[zerek44]

what was that plane scene, a green screen or scale models

[TheHPArsenal]

Sou nan des karr? Tom's from Kanedaaaa!

[drummer87ish]

looks like bud leafs all over the wall in that sushi place

[MrJohnwarra]

HAHAHAHAHAH wolverines.

[pspjerry]

The pizza pie song was actually pretty good :P

[MultiSandip007]

LOL THIS IS FUCKIN FUNNY! LOL LOL

[veneco80]

FUNNY  COME TO JAPAN AGAIN>

[shank666shank]

"backgammon boards full of soup."

"mm-hm."

8:35

[dexmaster3]

yea the shit he did was the best

no one like him

[dmi3011]

makes me sad he isn't as big as he use to be.

[Caydiem]

"SUCK IT!"

Hahaha.

[thejokersgallery]

One of the most balsiest comedians to date. Period.

[SavingPrivateBob]

@thejokersgallery Ironic that he lost a ball, isn't it? :P

[ezipeze]

lol @ monkey shit

[BigRobbie63]

"Hi i'm a dildo!" LMAO this cunt cracks me up!

[anarchy3E]

she kept the dildo to stick it in her ass later

[georgekush]

happosai

[SKYNIROY]

Vachiiiier !!! les canadien sont TRES intiligent criss d'épais

[Chrisguy42O]

maybe the monkey lost its family.

[snehesten]

7:30 Lady in green; isn't that just a huge head?!

[tonymontana1974]

The smell of the ladys secret spot ... jap perverts.

[lukaz1986]

8:33 randy said we were coming over with the backgammon boards full of the lentil soup... WTF LMAO

[shiftcontroltab]

"Apparently I´ve made some horrible mistake" HAHahahahahahahAh XD

[Assiman]

Wow, that waiter knows how to speak english. And the cook is scary

[mantagrae]

fuk yeaaa, that sushi chef was bout to ninja his ass!

[PriusRider]

LOL! THE BURGER!

1. Ash-Tray-Burger

2. Paddy meat right into his hand

3. Paddy meat (cold) + ketchup

customer: SUCK IT!

[stonewall97]

LOL... its funny when he annoys the jap people. It's cool when the japs get angry.... Just like the old Kung Fu movies... LOL

[greatgig412]

mhm

[bigdud12345]

ladies ehspot ladies ehspot...ladies secret ehspot

[serg501]

hahaha that lady kept his dildo 4 her self haha

[Doomsdaywarrior]

"suck it!" lol.

[drdrtfehytf]

:24 to :30

Tom Green really looks like Rip Torn in that moment. No wonder they cast Rip Torn as his father in that movie.

[RowanTolley02]

can nothing embarrass this man?

[psychicsandwich7]

This is so uncomfortable to watch, but I can't stop watching

[Svaartsyn]

SUCK IT! HAHAHAHA XD

[billybobo325]

Pizza Pie

[DEXtr1p]

monkeys are dirty fucking animals!

[GiberishElf]

tom greens the base of my personality 2 since march 2009!

[uncagedfury24]

wow tom green is the funniest guy on the earth

[Lion117]

Look at 5:35.

do "wild animals" have that?

 i have no idea what it is. -__-

[Unforgiven2040]

LOL at 5:50

[acehalon]

omg tom's random conversation with the guy at the end was hilarious lol

"we're just minding our own business its basically randy got us over here with the conneticut wolverines we were told in about 1500 hours there'd be about 75 of them with the backgammon boards"

japanese guy: mmhmm mmhmm mhmm

ALOL

[THEDREAM3001]

Tom Green is God's Favorite Comedian! Tom just has to be, it was his mission to bless us with his talent.

[haggard182]

GEEE REEEHHHP!

[SkaterDrummer678]

Tom Green : This person is the base of my personality.

[tonymontana1974]

man the japenese are perverted

"whats that 1 smell like big macs" lol.

[niks6661]

bahaha, "I'm a dildo, I'm a dildo!"

[bluenina]

ladies secret spot lol

[TNAXW]

suck it!

[Nammers87]

chinese guy? hes in japan u idiot! lol

[bootskit]

lol the conversation he has with the chinese guy about nothing towards the end

[jovossuck123]

wow tom green was the godfather of random comedy

how the hell he randomized all that shit to that guy is crazy