Have dozens of orb weavers around our place here in Brisbane, big mongrels and very unsettling, but luckily for my nerves they never get as big as they must further north.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FUCKING SETTING A DAMN NUKE ON THAT BITCH!
At least you can't walk through its spider web in the forest. It's hard sometimes to see the web, but you'd be pretty stupid to miss the big ass bird dangling in front of your face.
@Scar666Ali ... The fact these comments get wildly thumbed up in spider videos show signs of humanity's ridiculous fear of everything that moves funny...
@lhaarbye1488 Well they would if it was caught, although it would be difficult for the spiders fangs to get past the feathers. I was just saying they don't actually hunt birds.
And to those wondering, that is not the Goliath Bird-Eater (The Goliath is more tarantula-like and hairy...I don't know what this is, but it scares the crap out of me)
@unionofonion Wow when in hell did I post that. I thought I never posted a comment about him. To make you happy I removed it. I use to hate him with all my guts, now I could care less, sorry man.
ad Don't laugh at this! Just do it Start thinking something you really really want cause this is astounding the person that sent this to me said their wish came true 10 mins after they read the mail so I thought what the heck You have just been visited by DrSuess's Cat in the Hat. He will grant you one wish Make your wish when the count down is over 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1 MAKE A WISH Send this to 10 videos within the hour you read this. If you do, your wish will come true
How much is a ticket to Holland?
Some of our spiders are huge
RNDestyne 1 week ago
R.I.P. Bird ;(
KeeXHD 1 week ago
Bah I hate spiders. But they are magnificent creatures. Thank goodness I live in Holland, where spiders don't get as monstrous as this.
omgwtfbbqxD 2 weeks ago
what a grizzley death
sweetness00peace 1 month ago
silly bird, webs are for flies
ProjectAgain 1 month ago
THE TABLES HAVE TURNED!!!!!!!!!!
LawlitsTravis 1 month ago
Have dozens of orb weavers around our place here in Brisbane, big mongrels and very unsettling, but luckily for my nerves they never get as big as they must further north.
DannyEmbling 1 month ago
i dont go to sleep
streetz3540 2 months ago
Damn Nature, you sca- *SHUT UP!*
adler2adler 2 months ago
Cool. It's not like I wanted to sleep tonight anyways.
azahnd82 2 months ago
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK TTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM FUCKING SETTING A DAMN NUKE ON THAT BITCH!
BigGun930 2 months ago
who fed kim kardashian after midnight?
stevieray345 2 months ago
The small spider is the male,I swear im not jokeing.
TheEvilduck1337 2 months ago
i think the things bigger than me
jaidey112 2 months ago
not long...HOLY SHIT!!!!!!
cookielovinmonster 2 months ago
that spider better watch his back cause that birds mates r gona hunt him down and kill him
rossm8038 2 months ago
why am i watching this!? MAKE IT STOPP!
gpgamer999 3 months ago
legs are no longer under my desk
doctorfishopolisss 3 months ago 10
Damn I HATE SPIDERS!!!
Schlachtungen 3 months ago
that's digusting, i'd fuck that shit up
RooTell 3 months ago
Every time i feel an itch i cringe
MrRoflcopterfromHELL 3 months ago
@90dkdk hive mind.
madmallard11 3 months ago
If this spiders venom can break down a bird, what kind of damage can it do to humans?
Dusty696969 3 months ago
@lsartanisazn u r black huh (:
1337MessiLeo 3 months ago
Fuck that. I eat SPIDERS.
Noodles37UK 3 months ago
i want kill this spider with shotgun
terraniux19 3 months ago
steop on it...with the worlds largest shoe
darkorbit209 3 months ago
holy fuck this one is real!!!
noobtubingnuker 3 months ago
NUKE IT FROM ORBIT!
SimonB109 3 months ago
@SimonB109 MAC ROUNDS INCOMING
iPhonemod702 3 months ago
NOPE ! Chuck Testa !
jonasrohde 3 months ago
You see this is why I chose to become a human and not a vunrable creature.
snaild0g 3 months ago
i would gladly waste one of amerca's thousands of nuclear warheads just to kill that one spider.
AcousticDude17 3 months ago 2
@AcousticDude17 what do you mean WASTE!!
hamishthebeast 3 months ago
When I started to watch this I was thinking of What the fuck!? A mosquito in my room, but it just was the music.
DragonManNL 4 months ago
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TheApenkop2 4 months ago
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DragonManNL 4 months ago
it would make even grylls think whether to eat or not
consiliere96 4 months ago
looks like a tick mixed with a spider
kissmydiaz 4 months ago
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Damn nature, you scary!
boxeman95 4 months ago
dick figgers as the bird "OMG WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?!?!!"
Uptheslide22 4 months ago
It's real, there's a daily telegraph article written about it dated 2008. Google Orb Weaver Spider telegraph
chris901202 4 months ago
my god...wonder what it looks like when you smash i- OH MY GOD holy shit, thought I felt somethin crawling up my leg..god damn..
BrassM0nkeh 4 months ago
Video was ok until 0:05 when someone went crazy with cross-dissolve effect. Hence, the rest was hardly watchable.
strangelman 4 months ago
Honey gimme ma rifle
Moi5985 4 months ago
fuckin shoot that thing
imjoedewar 5 months ago
Spiders just giving payback for all his spider friends eaten by birds in the past.
stevenmtaylor21 5 months ago
imagine walking into its web and looking down to see tthat fucker crawling up your shirt
skys1the1limits1 5 months ago
LOOKT AT THAT FUCKING ABDOMEN Kewl.
TheKashh 5 months ago
WHERE DO YOU LIVE SO I CAN NEVER GO THERE
slondavokensteen 5 months ago
@slondavokensteen hahaha i think these spiders come from brazil. I THINK! i dont know.Good job im in england!!!!
JessietheCherry 5 months ago
Agh, im sorry bir- HOLY SHIT THAT SPIDER IS HUGE!
mlan1957 5 months ago
Well I can eat a bird but no one gives a shit =(
Astrox123 5 months ago
THATS A HUGE BITCH
TheKingjay25 5 months ago
At least you can't walk through its spider web in the forest. It's hard sometimes to see the web, but you'd be pretty stupid to miss the big ass bird dangling in front of your face.
MeaganGreenly 5 months ago
*Wimpers*
angel6554 5 months ago
I FUCKING HATE SPIDERS.
Scar666Ali 5 months ago 39
@Scar666Ali ... The fact these comments get wildly thumbed up in spider videos show signs of humanity's ridiculous fear of everything that moves funny...
Ozitiho 3 months ago
are those some giant roxicodone pills on the ground at :25 seconds lol
cvd13ent 5 months ago
BURN IT AT THE STAKE EVIL DEMON!
Sathrik 6 months ago
SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!
TheRangerific 6 months ago
wait, im arachnaphobic. WHY THE F*** AM I WATCHING THIS?
Poseidon666ish 6 months ago
That needs a gun to sort it out
cosmolawson1997 6 months ago
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rocker24477 6 months ago
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PalodOro 6 months ago
would take a mortar to take that down
lleo11 7 months ago
is that a Giant huntsman spider?
RealBrianMayer 7 months ago
HOLY SHIT if i ever ran into that thing in really life i would run crying and screaming like a little girl flailing my arms in the air!!!!
Mattlover0 7 months ago
but will it BLEND?
Keikunas 8 months ago 3
i would name it scruffy
MrBitchwaffle 8 months ago
nice song paul
kanistas 8 months ago
what spider is this
??
TheHippi98 9 months ago
KILL IT WITH FIRE!
NapalmPuppet 9 months ago 64
@NapalmPuppet Would YOU liked to be burned alive?
¬_¬
CheeseBurger1234243 5 months ago
@CheeseBurger1234243 No, I don't he would..
But he isn't a spider... So I guess no one would want to set him on fire.
xGuignolx 4 months ago
@CheeseBurger1234243 funny taking the moral high ground with the name 'Cheese Burger'. Don't burn the spider but let's eat everything else.
kidkustom 4 months ago
@NapalmPuppet FUCK FIRE WHERES MY AK47
balana955 3 months ago 3
They don't actually eat birds, it's just that their webs are so strong smaller birds can get caught in them.
TheAtheistAussie 9 months ago
@TheAtheistAussie why would they not eat a bird if they caught one?
lhaarbye1488 7 months ago
@lhaarbye1488 Well they would if it was caught, although it would be difficult for the spiders fangs to get past the feathers. I was just saying they don't actually hunt birds.
TheAtheistAussie 7 months ago
i saw over 100 of them up the hill watch out for the trees theres like 1 per tree
stevenbellz 9 months ago
ok who watchs the trees now
brandonithank 10 months ago
beautiful spider
HabboScamVids1 10 months ago
where do u live
NOCHIZ122 10 months ago
holy shit fuck spiders
getlow469 11 months ago
Definitely 1960's influenced. Where's the catch part?
Trekker1801 11 months ago
okay who's afraid of spiders?
crnlsnts 11 months ago
I want one of those spiders.
varanidguy 1 year ago
sexy
FALLENer16 1 year ago
aghhhhhh
NIGHTMARES
uahow23 1 year ago
@uahow23 totally 0_o omg
gustifity 11 months ago
Ah, this fucker is big
mattisnotfat95 1 year ago
somebody put a dead bird in a spider-net. then he filmed alive birds. result: boring fake video.
plusBln 1 year ago
where is north Queensland so i can not go there. ughrrr spiders..
8Manifest8 1 year ago
OMG this spider scared the crap out of me!!! and im usually not afraid of spiders, no matter how large
as long as they don't mutant and start eating small children :X
lilydenver 1 year ago
omg that spider looks like justin bieber
sweie8 1 year ago
wtf is justin biebergot to do with this vid. kids these days.....
ALEG0Man360 1 year ago 2
hahahhhaha justin Bieber ... :))
jologs21 1 year ago
That's what I call a "daddy long legs"
Poopdogg24 1 year ago
Grap an RPG!
sexyjonas333 1 year ago
If I saw one of those I would cry.
And to those wondering, that is not the Goliath Bird-Eater (The Goliath is more tarantula-like and hairy...I don't know what this is, but it scares the crap out of me)
HariVIyer 1 year ago
bower birds are great, but... random here
davidwilkinson80 1 year ago
"no no, dont step on it!!!here use this rifle"
tbflare 1 year ago
they eat giant spiders like that in asia, deep fried and served on a stick
cannabisbisbisbisbis 1 year ago
what kind of spider is that??
saamagan 1 year ago
Ive got a video where I lick this exact specie of spider. Its my video number #110. Check it out.
durianriders 1 year ago
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mellebaby1 1 year ago
Now I really want a spider for Christmas!!
bati555 1 year ago
i would be impressed when that spider eats a vulture!! in his dreams lol
supremokulaba 1 year ago
lewins honeyeater! thats so small
supremokulaba 1 year ago
that is a BIG ass mother fucker
BENDER760 1 year ago
omfg poor bird sacrifice justin bieber!!!
6Fools 1 year ago
i hate spiders they are groose
MrKekez 1 year ago
holy crap
TheDrago212 1 year ago
fried chicken
IsArtanisAzn 1 year ago 16
@IsArtanisAzn for a spider? that drinks through a double straw....thats a spider saliva chicken smoothie =)
xzanhorinth1 4 months ago
funnel web spider
sniper42781 1 year ago
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Omg. If only one of these monsters escapes Australia and comes to Norway, imma fucking commit suicide....
Dicten 1 year ago
Omg. If only one of these monsters escapes Australia and comes to Norway, imma fucking commit suicide....
Dicten 1 year ago
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Spider's are like homosexuals to me. I don't hate them, but i wouldn't like to find a huge hairy one in my bath.
zxv678904 1 year ago
okay, i see a spider, but that one looks nor-JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!!!
dragonborn264 1 year ago
@dragonborn264 Exactly!
BB1951 1 year ago
i sh!t my pants wen the camera backed out
cilverback 1 year ago
Umm wow its a bat you stupid ass
candiebabie21 1 year ago
spiders are creepy but they feel good in your butt
vrem 1 year ago 2
@vrem WHAT? lol seriosly what!?!?
BrotherGilbert69 1 year ago
@BrotherGilbert69
i laughed for like 10 minutes at your reaction to that comment
1RubyBlue1 1 year ago
@vrem i lol'd
Frumptopia 1 year ago
i saw an orb weaver close to that size when i was strawberry picking in northern wisconsin, it was kool!!!!
abcjc1 1 year ago
i thought you where talking about the small one at first
cowzombies 1 year ago
holy...shit....
lAmTheZodiac 1 year ago
i have one of them in my bumhole it eats bats
fabiotabone 1 year ago
.... *points to spider* Mama? Can i keep it? Mom: No. me: PLLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!????
BasketFullOfDonuts 1 year ago
That thing come by my house i kill it!
Ghostly0451 1 year ago
@Ghostly0451 dude i would have ran straight out of my house lol
PLOVE800 1 year ago
um they should kill tht thing befor it kills us
robhatescomments 1 year ago
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denise30ful 1 year ago
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starcase7 1 year ago 59
@starcase7 omfg lmfao oh damn it does XD
SEEKone510 1 year ago
@starcase7 justin bieber would't eat a bird he's too much of a fag.
ozzy ate a bird
SuKJoHnBoFf 1 year ago
@SuKJoHnBoFf i eat chicken!!! thats a bird
booblet1 1 year ago
@booblet1 ozzy ate a bat!!!i think thats a bird
SuKJoHnBoFf 1 year ago
@SuKJoHnBoFf ozzys a legend!
booblet1 1 year ago
@starcase7 Justin bieber is alot uglier .. :S sry but he really is xD !
guitardude548 1 year ago
@starcase7 You're very gay. Stop obsessing about that underaged boy already.
I bet you're like that creepy british dude rubbing his shoulder.
unionofonion 6 months ago
@unionofonion Wow when in hell did I post that. I thought I never posted a comment about him. To make you happy I removed it. I use to hate him with all my guts, now I could care less, sorry man.
starcase7 6 months ago
I wanna fuck it... and have kids with it... Dam thats my dream girl right there
Powermetal45 1 year ago
if i see spider like that, im gonna to burn him
23nbafan23 1 year ago
I bet that if he bites me I transform to spider-man.
suparpowers 1 year ago 2
What kind of spider is that?
ozzyyermom 1 year ago
I wanna the full song.. For two years I admire this music and never found this complete...
locker131 1 year ago
these things should be killed
Spaha93 1 year ago
i guess you have to be on LSD to see the video towards the end
chauncey234 1 year ago 35
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very good
see also:
Youtupe or Google Video
I9nA7-MelSY
Male jumping spider attack cameraman
youwiko 1 year ago
Haha i got tricked in the beginning cause i was like wtf, but then it zoomed out haha.
CeldhanMiranda 1 year ago
wow cool
323tiim 1 year ago
Oh my fucking god...
queggy1 1 year ago
that is probly one of the dirtiest things ive ever seen...
mishamcm 1 year ago
I love how the advertisement was for bird food to attract colorful birds.
plasticbarf 1 year ago
dude it looks plastic in the beginning
MrNick1125 1 year ago
oh god! why is there holes on its ass?! O.o
FoxenBPerry 1 year ago
Think of the satisfying crunch you would feel by stomping the shit out of that.
lolgepwnt 1 year ago
OH GOD, OH SWEET JESUS FUCK, DO NOT WANT
ChAnYaHmAhCogEcO 1 year ago
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halowarmsmyheart 1 year ago
NOO that spidah etted up ma crow Sanchez ; _ ;
asd123ish 1 year ago
what kind of spider is this?
hapibth0pel3ss 1 year ago
nephila sp.
seeru89 1 year ago
Golder Orb
xXturbo86Xx 1 year ago
thats a good web
jcrocksalot 1 year ago
I love the music! Could you upload the whole song please? thank you...
serotine9 1 year ago
WORST. MUSIC. EVER.
Du4No 1 year ago
@Du4No: The music's great. Don't like it? Mute it! Numbskull...
Docentino 1 year ago 2
Held one of them that big. Harmless but scary because they are so large you think they might bite you any second lol.
sl1cer 1 year ago
shit such a big spider !!!
ziombnm 1 year ago
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amyleegothsoul 1 year ago
I was in far North Queensland last week, stayed at Cape Tribulation. And yes, the Golden Orbs do grow that big, and they are EVERYWHERE!
FReekYWoG 1 year ago
where the hell would you find a beastie like that?
FoxenBPerry 2 years ago
North Queensland in the rainforest or anywhere really with lots of trees.
sl1cer 1 year ago
theres biger typs of that spider iv seen
videoWatchersss 2 years ago
thats fuking giant
cristianmaran 2 years ago
as long as it doesnt attack my face when im walk under its web its awsome
eagerbeaver53 2 years ago
one day a cat fought a spider like that. the cat used its claws, and the spider used a shotgun made out of a web, and venomus bullets. chi POW!
990099Christian 2 years ago
that spider has a ghetto booty
Koloskee 2 years ago
If thats a Golden orb spider i was bitten on the hip by one of these runnin through the bush at stradbroke is. pist as ha
kultone 2 years ago 2