How To Sneak Into Your House After Curfew

[LadyBria1996]

Where do i buy 'a curfew'?

[sniper0diper]

or you could just walk in

[xJelloxD]

How about if you live on the 31t floor?

[Arto572]

But i don't have a home!

[HartuBeatu]

Step 1: Walk in like a baws.

Step 2: Continue walking like a baws.

[thrufireandflame]

So we are supposed to get undressed on our front lawn and put on pajamas that have been sitting in dirt?

[divastarsarsoory2004]

or use ur cellphone light to see in the dark

[Bkilla159]

you will need : a home LAWL

[nems143]

I dont have a home

[SuperBannie123]

How to keep your child in the house by jose freitzl

[JDWbuddy]

Step 9. Just get home before Curfew.

[DestructionsLight]

@JDWbuddy Really? You're one of those goody two shoes? Wow.

[EriX2100]

"How to rob a house"

[TheJazofski]

i searched all the stores i know and i can't find fast thinking.

[SauronsEye]

Tip for parents: Change the house alarm code, so when they come home, they set the alarm off. If you don't have an alarm system, set your alarm clock to go off when they should be home and if they're not, all teenagers have mobile phones, call and demand to know where they are and they have no excuse for not knowing the time as their phone has a clock. WIN for the Parents as they're always smart because they've been there done that.

[ilovecp4eva]

"You will need:

A home"

AWH GODDAMN IT I DON'T HAVE A HOUSE! :l

[HotSausageStealer]

"How to sneak home after curfew"

You will need:

A home

A curfew

YOU DON'T SAY?

[MrForgos]

We'll need a home

Thank you captain obvious

[Storm2nite]

I am so screwed. I live in a two story house (my room being up stairs) with an alarm system.....

[rosepetels143]

you need a home?

[bry252123]

Really? you need a home? cuz i was just gonna try and sneak back into my dumpster at 1 am...

[Sophia9Lott3134]

I am trying out the apple ipad three right this moment and I gotta tell you its very awesome! I signed up to be a tester and evidently I get to keep it. Grabbed it this morning in the mail

[jabooper]

why would you need a worried parent? wouldn't it be easier if your parents didn't give a shit?

[TheCaptainRogue]

What ever happened to alarm systems?

[jupperify]

"you will need. a home."

darn.

[assortedfish]

good thing i turned 18 last week.

[KaitlynComeau]

Cool

[redkingrd]

she is cute

[jdizzzo7]

this is fucking retarded lol. making it a straight mission for dumbasses. just be quiet n keep a door or window unlocked. end of story. no video

[AmericanConcrete]

How about just getting home on time and honoring your father and mother? Yeah, that's what is supposed to happen.

[Rawk4Life]

I hope these how to videos are jokes. Seriously, who in their right mind looks for professional advice on how to fake being sober if you're drunk, how to beg for money, or tell one's parents' she accidentally got pregnant?

[AlexaLuvs]

that's the girl from the 'accidentally' pregnant video.....well maybe if she had been home on time she wouldn't be knocked up!

[TheEpicmegaman]

How to sneak in to the house

1. Open the door

2.Go through the door

Done

[TheEpicmegaman]

AWWWWW Man. I dont have a home...

[JRhalo14]

Dammit how did they find about the secret war in nicaragua ???

[OhYesByh41]

A home [ ]

A worried parent [ ]

A curfew [ ]

A hiding place [x]

Sleepwear [ ]

fuck me i'm homeless..

[smiley94whoohoo]

step 4: stash your weed.

[mattybooy123]

Her stash turns me on ;)

[janjuasaira]

What is curfew? I'm only in 8th grade so i don't know

[starwolf503]

@janjuasaira curfew is when you hafe to be home by a serton time sorry for miss spells

[midnightomg]

1 what if your house is locked 2 what if you have dogs 3 what if the alarm beeps twice( like it does if you don't set it) 4 what if your mom or dad stays up untill 3 or 4 in the morning...... ANSWER ME THAT BIOCHe. !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[8sakuraleaf9]

@midnightomg well...than just like me...you are screwed :D

[DrIceFlims]

thinking? nope cant do that

[thesilentbreed]

the only problem is wat do u do if u live in an upstairs apartment ALL THOSE STAIRS Ahhhhh

[Charlez1420]

@marcitos66 lol if was thinking wtf too... david nail 4evar

[marcitos66]

How the fuck is hip-hop anything like heavy metal 1's actually good and the other sucks (wtf moment -.-") Heavy metal sucks

[TheBrownAthlete]

now how do i get out

[kccopley1]

wow the things you need are a bit obvious haha....worried parent.

[sparksmail1]

RUDE MS CHEESECAKE

[paperstarftw]

@sparksmail1 Mean Mr. Mustard?? Like The Beatles song?

[misshsain]

u dont realy need a worried parent.

[rawrjonrawr]

fuck i need all my keys

[WESLIE14]

bullshit because when peole are sleeping we dont smell anything

[simpleplanfan011]

Rebecca Black: The Prologue. 

[84561237456123]

the dog treeats would just make dogs follow me and make more noise :(

[TheChanneldejavu]

lol my mom is a narcoleptic so i dont have to worry about this

[bubbleheadash]

1:58 So many keys! Did she rob a janitor or something?!

[FreakForeverTatertot]

She looks like rebecca black at 2:08

[izzyfire3]

here's a different way

Step 1: dont go out after curfew

Did you know that curfew is something for people that actually go out :D!

[geminifille]

Anybody else wondering where in the world she would CHANGE.

Oh look here come the neighbors. (Need to put on clothes)

[shelby0508]

you will need: a home (me:"DAMMIT"), sleepwear ("DAMMIT"), and fast thinking, (....."DAMMIT")

[baysfoster131]

its not like i have an alarm or anything.

[Varcolis]

But what if I'm high??

[10000000000000000014]

ok i know people will joke and say "i don't have a home" then other people will say "you shouldn't joke about that homeless people could be watching this" and all i have to say is "SINCE WHEN DO HOMELESS PEOPLE HAVE LAPTOPS??!!!"

[ooloops]

@10000000000000000014 they don't, they all have iPhones...

[10000000000000000014]

@ooloops haha lol

[MermaidXVanessa]

@kisa154 then they don't have a home to sneak into which would make watching this video pointless.

[kisa154]

WHAT IF YOU DONT HAVE A HOME SO WHAT US HOMELESS PEOPLE DONT MATTER TOO????

[TeenageXdream64]

ITS REBECCA BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[blakeshake2]

DAM i dont have a home

[LyricsManiac90]

they spelled house wrong! what a fail

[LaceyPortia]

you will need: a curfew

no shit Sherlock

[ThePiplup7007]

dude im just going to sneak on the roof and get to the car much easier

[Kelsey9115]

you will need, "a home"

FUCK

[saddleclubrox]

1:03 thumbs up if you thought that was the mum 

[Glitterbear5151]

sleepwear, AWWWWW DARN worried  parent, really? wouldn't a non worried parent be eaiser

[StuffedMBros]

Shit, I misplaced my Worried Parent. Can I borrow one? ...Anyone?

[sasukedark30]

Why the fuck would you change your cloths outside if your a girl unless you want to get raped.



[TheTaker3k]

@sasukedark30 you could put them on over what you wore that day, fuckhead.

[notpointed]

@sasukedark30 she's obviously not doing it in plain view and even if she ran around town naked at night it still wouldn't justify rape

[lolbluf]

1:20 "i heard a noice and went outside to investigate" The father is looking as if he is sad she didnt die.

[ProXiiX]

Just bring a tv and some video games in ya room and turn the tv off if your parents door open!

[45oma]

curfew is in dutch "avondklok" that means night-clock :)

[notpointed]

how about having such a trust-filled relationship with your parents that you don't get a curfew?

worked wonders for me

[DeKlD]

@notpointed sometimes its not that parents don't trust there kids. some are just afraid of everything that might happen to their kid

[notpointed]

@DeKlD so there still shouldn't be a curfew (just to be clear, a curfew means that there is punishment if it isn't met), because once your kid has hit 16 (or less, depends on the kid) it understands your concerns and you can relate them to your kid, so that they understand your worries and works not to come home too late themselves (trusting your kid to be responsible)

[carlvincarlvin]

you will need 'a home'

me: FUUUUUUUUUUU

[BWhoYouWantTuBe]

this would have never worked 4 me, my parents always stayed awake waiting 4 me to get home

[AprilJamieRose3]

howcast teaches me how to be badass.

[CandyReviewer4427]

Me: *walking around with a blindfold memorizing the area*

My Mom: what the hell are you doing?

Me: nothing!

My Mom: if your trying to memorize the area so you can sneak out dont forget we have the alarm on all night

Me: crap :l

[notpointed]

@CandyReviewer4427 step 9: learn mad hacking skills or how to dodge laser beams like in Ocean's Twelve

[FrostyElephant]

You will need - a home

Because I have a computer but not a home :/

[notpointed]

@FrostyElephant you'd be surprised

[MsCheesecake456]

You need- a home awww darn

[MsCheesecake456]

That would suck if she didnt have a home huh

[Lucillerose24]

@TheCheatingIdiot a curfew is like a time where you have to be home. FOR EXAMPLE:

your curfew is 10:00 PM your out PAST that time your parents could punish you or just get mad at you. You could get caught by the police if your out waaay to long 1 through 17

[dustymew]

'a worried parent' ... well damn. don't got one of those...

[videogamesrok]

1:03 What to you have against Nicaragua?

[videogamesrok]

you will need:a home

DAMN!!

[morose0bike123]

DAMMIT!!! i could'nt get past step 1

[muntasir20]

im just gonna jump out of my window :p

[Mislav383]

as noisy as posibble:CRASHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH­HHHHHHH!xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[terry31127]

step 1: grow some balls and tell your parents the deal

[Arglefumphfan123]

My dad is an insomniac so if I try this I'm screwed

[delleoo1]

this is me and my bfs plan hehe

[videogamenostalgia]

Crouch inside a cardboard box and walk around with it over you. When your parents are looking in your general direction, stop moving and sit still.

[xOhSoChic]

You will need...

-a home LOL

[AdamantSystems]

0:16

O RLY?

[AdamantSystems]

@AdamantSystems *pause at

[123JoMonkey]

All i need is step 4! Change into that and get into the house! Say i had to piss!

[SapphireStar3389]

You will need a home. Crap, need to go and get one of those

[iAdrenaline93]

Doggy treats, just in case this takes longer than expected and you get hungry.

[skeltondude]

...The girl was sneaking around like a dino

[3sLabsProd]

i don't have a curfew =(

[MegaStevenhyde]

0:09 step 1 kill all survivors

0:22 Train a dog to kill cops in trade for doggie treats

0:24 get some cocaine

0:33 run around in circles like a idiot in your house but dont be supicous !

0:36 Learn your house so you can be aware of any household booby traps such as creaky floors or landmines in the carpet

0:50 stay on the wall as much a spossible beacuase apparently TILES sqeek

[thecsslife]

@MegaStevenhyde haha you made me lol

[k4den66]

@MegaStevenhyde Tiles DO squeak.

And the flooring next to the wall squeaks sometimes too...

[Jwst4921]

@MegaStevenhyde God! I laughed for a whole half an hour reading this.

[tingmarco1]

@MegaStevenhyde wtf killing cops is bad and you will commit a crime.

[Jwst4921]

@tingmarco1 you need to kick back.

[notpointed]

@MegaStevenhyde if the tiles are loose then they can clacker when you walk on them, when you practise your route and your parents ask what you are doing simply tell them you are practising your ninja routine for when you sneak out of the house after midnight, they will laugh and not believe you

[Loser047]

@MegaStevenhyde its the floorboards that squeak...

[seatown206100]

Only pussy's live where they have public curfew. Damn small towners

[SteamMonkey115]

Isn't this how people get raped?

[XTurtles9788x]

worried parent eh? they will board up the door

[JaayFourteen]

"turn off the radio at least a block away, 2 if youre playing hip hop or heavy metal" lolwtf so 10 if ur playing dubstep

[klaykid100]

I'm nicaraguin

[AlliAmIsDelilah]

did anyone else think her nightdress looked like the ones from the sims 2? no ok

[cele657]

a home! I DONT HAVE A HOME!!!

[iaeryrew4]

turn off the radio at least a block away, 2 if youre playing hip-hop or heavy metal:D:D

[legofreak1109]

if the country is on a public curfew? you're FUCKED

[sportmana123]

is that girl the narrator ?

[lily1879Jaime]

Wow, if they put this up and intended it for teens, then Howcast is awesome.

[brianna4817]

if say thAT ECUSE my parents will freak and say why were u u know better to go outside

[CHECHEloveful]

at 1:20 .....''i heard a noise outside and went to investigate.....thats a syfy moment right there.....

[RussianAmericanArms]

Just watch Dane Cook's "Cheating" thatll help

[MrDmasta]

lol 1:11

[Hammielover2000]

Hah I don't even have a curfew

[elisec790]

where can i buy "curfew" ?

[mrfox831]

do i need a home??????

[Realismization]

So where the fuck are you supposed to change into those clothes that you stashed outside? I mean sure, we'd all love to see her naked, but that's just not plausible.

[anonymousfunxd98]

did she said at 1:05 nicaragua ?? im from nicaragua :p

[Heroofgaming]

This will actualy help out when your sneaking back inside after sneaking out

[musicmusicmusic97]

what if you have an alarm that goes off whenever you open the door?

[DIYerForLife06]

Where can I get a home?

[HarveyMatee]

does a bin count as a home?

[TitanicMasta]

WHAT SECRET WAR IN NICARAGUA?!

[xKeffinx]

@sesshysgurl23 The video was about sneaking in. Not out. Idiot.

[XTurtles9788x]

i live in dirt house...

[ColoradoKing26]

These videos are teaching people wrong things because you got dumb people who will follow them.

[FallenAngelsUnited]

ok so if i dont have a home a worried parent and a curfew why the fuck do i need to sneak in?

[BlueEyedDerbyGirl98]

@AwsumRocket18. Lol and make sure ur window doesn't squeak

[kyuubiblade141]

my mom saw this in my history and now im not going anywhere friday night -__-

[littlemissjaded12345]

@iSoftware1234

Very funny indeed! :p

[littlemissjaded12345]

@iSoftware1234

Hahhahaa!

[littlemissjaded12345]

@iSoftware1234

LOL! :p

[Yoachan]

Those poor doggies thought they were getting treats. XD

[zhantiiX]

This video is more popular with:

Women 13-17

Men 13-17

Men 45-54

[justchokinatu]

fast thinking? IM FUCKED

[AwsumRocket18]

Live in a one story house. I'll get in through my window(:

[Lable4Ya]

Well let's see...

Female 13-17 ok

Male 13-17 alright

Male 45-54 what the f?!!

[XTurtles9788x]

dirt house

[Zandersorini2014]

A worried parent? FUCK... I only have parents who don't give a fuck! >.<

[dethklok68]

"i heard a noise outside and went to investiget"

dad:what do you think this is? CSI new yerk? GET BACK TO BED BEFORE I FEED YOU TO THE WOLVES

[azizbhai]

what do i use for loud ass budgies that never rest and scream at anything that moves?

[RandomCupcake321]

So does that mean you have to get changed outside? That's a bit slutty. :/

[brootdoom]

A worried parent well guess I dont need this vid.

[KKmartinz]

A HOME? who knew!

[survivealist]

@iSoftware1234 thats a home

[notsooutcast]

Ten blocks if you are blaring your music to the point where you are about to crash.

[twilightfreak9634]

"You will need doggy treats." Damn, I don't have a dog.

[streetkingz14]

or just jump out of your window while drunk

[xXDinoman1997Xx]

In England, we don't have such a thing known as "curfew". We have a "bedtime". And we ask our parents if we want to go out at night like good little children.

[waseem1173]

@xXDinoman1997Xx very nice

[lachproductions101]

@xXDinoman1997Xx yes us British people dont want to upset our mummy and daddy lol

[eyesack9]

Or you could walk in, turn on every light and yell "IM HOME BITCHES" then go to bed

[delleoo1]

doess this work to fuck your bf

[iSkyBlitz]

Damnit HowCast! I need to finish my damn homework!

[Agnyte100]

when i saw that you need home I was gonna make a joke but as I can see I'm too slow. puhh