Bonnaroo 2007 : David Cross (part 1/2)

[PaladinHero]

David Cross is from Georgia. I'm from Nashville. I can totally recognize and empathize with the seething hatred and contempt for this particular audience that he has here. Good for him.

[damianmann]

No Cracker Barrel's in New York? I told you them there Yankees don't appreciate a good bowl of grits .....with cheese in it.......and a battery-operated Moose that sings "I Saw Grandma Fucking Santa Claus.......... and then his Reindeer killed him"....or whatever.

[drzignot]

No disrespect to Odenkirk though, hes great on breaking bad. He's the only even semi funny part of a show that is anything but. " Im just gonna keep my happy thoughts and assume this is just a different way to negotiate!" *while stripped to underwear, taken to a desolate location, having two guns pointed at him by masked men.*

[drzignot]

Poor David is so clearly agonizing out their with those morons....... For a man who hates idiocy he sure got himself into an interesting career. I wish he could get more t.v. and movie parts, i get the impression that hes really really sick of doing stand up. I mean sweet jesus, Odenkirk (his one time partner) has a repeating role in a serious AMC funded award magnet drama series (Breaking Bad as the skeezy lawyer) and Cross just gets Bonnaroo? You people suck, what with your opinions and such!

[MrHujh]

He's one of the best improv guys I've seen and not just during random drunken interruptions but also when he seems irritated

[nic8six14]

He is my hero. But I always feel bad when he has to deal with retards during his act... But on the upside he is a great improv. Actor, so everything he says is hilarious

[TJL1988]

david cross is awesome and still funny but DC benny has been doing the "heroin guy that never falls over" joke forever. still, great set.

[Masenko]

The dope fiend lean!

[LeeVaiM]

this camera is making me sick fuck

[realisticHomeboy]

Are you sure you weren't always a sick fuck? ;)

[adgua350]

i love him! but he's never able to finish a joke. he's always interrupted

[jfrsnjhnsn]

I think he secretly loves the challenge of handling hecklers though.... Let America Laugh was hilarious...

[robotzorro]

Dogs are better than shitty people.  How true.

[zapproowsdower]

yeah, hicks, carlin, cross, and I'd have to throw in Izzard as well

[NewAgeEagles]

@zapproowsdower fuck ya IZZARD........i think your forgetting ross noble, bill bailey, ed byrnes and frankie boyle

[equallyeasilyfuqyou]

dreamscapes through gene wilders' hair

rofl

[buntpan]

cross: i went to the dog park

drunken audience: WOOOOOO DOG PARK!

cross: ok good....

haha

[pfive]

'...there's a methadone clinic nearby..'

'WHOOO!'

[kryptoknightmare]

Wow- he finished only one written joke in four minutes, and he was quick on his feet enough to still be funny the whole time. Well done.

[lkimler4149]

I was in the second row for this show, it was great, especially the stupid girl who stood up when he mentions mushrooms, I have never laughed so hard.

[ridethespiral23]

whyd she stand up?

[Mackey23]

this crowd is fucking ridiculous

i love how he handles his crowds though...especially stupid ass women

[rynomacamillion]

He always gets fucking retards in his crowd

[guitarguy93]

No, it wasn't all the hecklers fault, sure.

But David Cross is one of the most genius comedians out there, so you shut the fuck up and stop talking shit about him.

[mikemip2005]

durp

[icaughtfire5]

I feel so F****** bad for him. Every show i've seen him do stand up at he was retards screaming shit out the entire time...

[ArtimusClydeFrog]

He does a pretty good job at handling the crowd though.

[JacobTrue]

I'm english, and I had a friend who moved to america. He actaully lost weight. In AMERICA!

Anyways, then he sent me a picture of him after he just shot a deer for fun. I don't him anymore.

[silverfuck]

Do carry on, your life strikes me as particularly interesting.

[JacobTrue]

Haha what do you want me to say? I had a friend who moved to america, and he's become a dick. What else do you wanna know?

[JayXavier]

Why do Brits pretend like all Americans are fat? American chicks are 20 times as hott as British chicks and you know it.

[LatumWay]

Well if you're a chubby chaser that I guess that might be true.

PS - I am JacobTrue. This is my new account, just in case you were wandering.

[Saxyman14]

Untrue.

[jakespick]

Brit chicks are pretty fucking gross sometimes, haha.

[BloodAndThunder00]

He's a fun junkie.

[bj07bran7]

Women: shut your fucking mouths when men are speking

Hiding behind the fact that no one will kick your ass just because your a female

Pull that shit when I'm on stage and I'll come down and choke your ass.

Dumb bitch get back in the kitchen

[maxbloom100]

you're fucking ridiculous, shut the fuck up you fucking moron

[bj07bran7]

your a british douchebag. You should be trying to get a better dentist instead of being online.

all hail the queen lol

[blorg13]

I didn't realize you could get internet in a trailer.

Must have saved up a couple weeks without donating anything to the NRA or your favorite TV preacher.

Also you must not have wasted much ammo on those annoying blacks that walk down your street. Because when you saving up for some internet you can't afford extra bullets

[bj07bran7]

was i even talking to you?

[hellaweaknodoubt]

By "All hail the Queen" are you telling us to hail you?

[bj07bran7]

what a horribly average comeback

brits suck at jokes to I guess

And eddie lizzard sucks ballz as a standup comedian

[bckyrdboogie]

its eddie izzard

and Im american

and no he doesnt

[mynameisgolden]

way to spell "speaking" right, dickmouth.

[bj07bran7]

dickmouth isn't a word.

Retard

[mynameisgolden]

neither is "speking".

[CivicSteve85]

are people at bonaroo like high / drunk all the time?? some of the things he sez i think go way over there heads.. david cross is awsome tho

[XBobMarle]

yes thats why people go to bonaroo, drugs

[chelseatown118]

I love how David Cross handles hecklers. A lot of comedians have a hard time with that, (not that they shouldn't, hecklers are obnoxious), but he's able to turn it all to his advantage. David Cross rocks!

[vacilek]

i love when people interrupt him, he gets so pissed

[madisonyrskull]

dvaid cross,our generation's Bill Hicks

[Passenger87]

how does he even compare to hicks?

[anomuious96789]

no one can really compare to the rebellious genius that was Hicks. But in this time of extreme ignorance and the acceptance of bullshit answers he the closest thing we got. (besides Bill Maher)

[Passenger87]

Bill Maher is a damn fool and I wouldn't say David Cross is the closest thing there are plenty of good comedians out there unheard of and bill hicks said that in one of his interviews about people who think outside the box and people who think in-side the box would probably not even come close to understanding.

Bill Maher thinks a man in a cave let NORAD stand down. fucking moron.

[Passenger87]

I'll just clear this up just in case, The fucking moron part at the end was not aimed at you. Peace.

[numbchucking]

and Doug Stanhope

[motty32]

stanhope rapes hecklers

[ridethespiral23]

Bill hicks rocks ~rip~

so does david

[markvanslam]

my two favorite comics. Carlins up there too.

[bheddon]

it sucks having never gone to a show of his. it rules having never come in contact with his fans.

[Millard3]

he's funny, but besides that there is such truth to the stuff he says sometimes.

[ManicRockNRoller]

So you're saying the show wouldn't be funny without Tobias??

Thats retarded. The show WOULD still be funny if it didn't have David Cross. To say that it wouldn't would be to undermine the writing, directing, and acting of every other person on the show, and to blatantly say "David Cross is all that matters lol".

Thats asinine.

[explosiveshrooms]

granted, but it wouldn't be nearly as good.

[dexmex63]

Interpolio: You are a goose. Arrested Development's humour was accentuated by David Cross' obvious yet subtle comedy. Name one person who could've played the part of Tobias better than him?

To be honest Im not a huge fan of his stand-up but to say Arrested development was funny 'in spite of him' is ridiculous!!!

[ThinkFirst08]

Bob Odenkirk

[EvilUncleFrank]

drunks are fun.

[spacemadness123]

he's never coming to bonnarroo ever again...

[interpolio]

Mr. Show was genius partly because of David Cross, Arrested Development was genius in spite of Cross.

[kalehe]

david cross helped create arrested development, fag

[interpolio]

AD was created by a writer called Mitchell Hurwitz. No possible way you could be an actual Cross fan and use the term "fag". Go back to your Dane Cook videos loser.

[explosiveshrooms]

mr show was funny because david cross was the most prevalent writer for the show...

arrested development was funny because it's a great show, and david makes it a helluva lot funnier

[mancini3030]

you're thinking of bob odenkirk. david cross had even admitted he's a better performer than he is a writer.

[HairyNevus]

I was here! it was hilarious when david said "i hate hippies" and about 5 hippies instantly got up and left.

[Shotgunnova]

He totally burned that chick shouting crap.

[intoxicacie]

lmfao i love how it takes him five minutes to finish the first joke

[kbranum007]

mr.show w/ david cross was one of the funniest shows ever..if you are not familiar with it..put it on your netflix queue right now!!!

[firefacehand]

ok i really will. in fact i was just wondering what his dvd was called.

[nefariousyawn]

I second that!

[ytmnd99]

this is one of the funniest comics

[csdogg07]

time to run some erands

[Stanczyk44]

The next comedy show I go to I am gonna skull fuck the drunken bitch that yells shit out

[Gettinghitonattheban]

That's possible?

[thecitychicken]

Love Cross. Feel the love/hate thing with the audience.

[gaveee]

did he say New London CT?

[TheBlitz1]

i just went to the comedy festival in Vegas, i saw jerry sienfeld and eddie izzard, fucking people were yelling shit at them the whole god dam time, but thankfully they have already thought of things to say to counter almost any outburst, which rocks.

[t0kt0k]

the premise of the flamingo joke is pretty weak, because it assumes that humans are "more evolved" than other animals. evolution is not linear. oh well.

[theghostsofgiants]

It's a joke, not a doctoral thesis.

[GODgne]

Miami?

[mmanzella]

yes, we all know that Miami has flamingos. But sometimes, flamingos can also be found in zoos.

[Treve07]

AKA- Flamin' Gay

[johnnycageisafake]

gay flamingo=flamingay

[mynameisJG]

tough crowd. ive been to those hippy music festivals and people never stop yelling. its stupid but its always there

[ezzzjay]

was sitting right there, everyone was a dick, we were the two he thanked for getting his joke later on because everyone was so fucked up.

[vEcks01]

wow...when he said "not even 50 seconds in" it was 48 seconds.

[roarkpickles]

he said 60 seconds me thinks

[vEcks01]

yep, accidentally hit "5" instead of "6"

[maddingo12]

Why do fags have to yell out things during a stand up? Fucking annoying cocksuckers.

[co21ss]

great video. David Cross is the man!!!

[uberllama42]

"Come here, A People's History of the United States." ROFL.

[arisleydadilone]

NEW YORK!

[klnalley]

WOOOOOO BONNAROOOOO!!!!!

[Bushmills21]

Thanks so much for this vid.

[suzyleeIII]

the sound was so horrible in there!

great video, though.

[DeuceMajor]

i missed him. i was so pissed.

[melissastorn]

i almost died laughing. i wish i could have been as close as you!!

[dylonious]

laughing (see: doing coke)

[DeBurgo]

Howard Zinn!!

[fearofpride]

his performance was great!