Harpoon Car

[SuperAaaaa123456]

man behind the idea has dirty dirty mind!!

[Shmucko21]

Christ officer i was only doing 20 over, you didnt have to destroy my bumper and suffocate me with tear gas.

[erwan815]

mercedes break

[Alberthcore]

car sex

[pelman535]

Keep pressing 5 for car sex

[IAmCorrectYouAreNot]

Tory Belleci sent me.

[MachineFight]

The hostage is in the trunk.. TIME FOR THE HARPOON CAR!

[waynerd23]

seriously, where can I buy this?

[MEEHOWtv]

"The device was never widely adopted."

Hmmm... I wonder why? Obviously not because it was too dangerous...

[gekko434]

not dangerous AT ALL...

[soureysen]

why tear gas, laughing gas would be better. LOL

[onarix]

tha big devirginator

!!!

[yirumamusiclover]

and what happens if the driver that just got harpooned drives off a cliff?

[SakoTGrimes]

Good luck catching up to anyone while driving a 2 ton diesel Benz.....

[JosephHarlan19]

thats just sexy.

[MultiAbby18]

and what if someone steal that car?

[tedmerr]

what if they hit a Ford Pinto?

[J4KEH4M]

1 question: what happens to the hostage in the boot of the car you are jabbing up the arse?

[miksirikoitsen]

that is so gay.

[Eoinposse]

I love The Inbetweeners

[Darklordkime]

me to so good

[Bumbellbeeman]

ahahhahahaaahhaah

[zhitomir]

haha, so fucked up

[finamagig]

lol car rape

[davidthefat]

Its not rape, its surprise butt sex

[finamagig]

ill meet you halfway

its dick peircing

[smh2o]

haha sex with cars

[harpreet928]

ohhhh looks liek finnies fiited even a dick to w123 lol hahaha and that dick is quite sharp too lol

[crimzonesuicide]

I wouldnt participate in that for even 50 bucks... I dont want to get poked in the rear and get injected with white stink smoke.

[douboymk2]

cars rule 34'd

[X9000BulletsX]

rofl car rape XD

[Rewinder22]

plic shud us dem

[xboxandhalo]

its like a rapist following his victim to fuck.

[Rami2k9]

@xboxandhalo LMAOOOOOO

[Rami2k9]

@xboxandhalo LMAOOOO

[Lomomn1324]

@xboxandhalo lol

[NaeJoy]

This is ridiculous. If we put something like that on our cars we would get pulled over, so why are the polis allowed it?

I really wish they'd get their heads outta their asses. Gangsters with badges...

[benjy94benjy]

because the police are fighting crime and stopping criminals! why the fuck would we need them imagine the deaths that would cause if every one had them on there car. Think!

[topdop21]

lier lier :D

[dariunas]

If there's not enough speed differerence between the harpoon car and the car in front, you can't do anything with it.

If you go in from the side, you don't know what could be there, no cop wants to get done for spearing the shit out of someone lol

If you could use it, would have to go fast enough to pierce the car, then rapidly brake. If the car in front is powerful it can pull the harpoon car all over the shop and cause real carnage...

What a stupid idea!!

[zippy2k7]

hmm i wonder why it wasn't widely used

[LaTinaAMyBaby]

can yall add me and comment me my boyfriend got my old account shut down :( xxxxxxxxx

[bmaLrevilO]

I can imagine something like this appearing on Top Gear anytime.

[Korentokuulla]

send this to jeremy clarkson :D

[50p3nc3]

dik ind a butt!! XD

[smilie120]

Imagine if the lost control and speared a pedestrian.. Lol.

[gcmsboy1234]

@smilie120 and then released teargass into their body

[nickycheung101]

lol imagine that up ur ass

[LockerzBuddyz]

wtf?

[Korentokuulla]

thats the first thing i did,jk

[Setonkai]

Hmm, brings a new meaning to te phrase "Man the Harpoons."

[knibby69]

<3 this

[deadline9]

You racist peice of shit.

[kylinator999]

If it goes in the boot, the police will just kill the man tied up in there and then knock him out.. =P

[kylinator999]

Dude.. that was so harsh =/

[TKUIKn1Fz]

Funny, but not a good idea, more people will get hurt and more people will blame the police.

Cool to use on a track :D

[rty1900]

Cool!

Now we can bring whailing inland, Anyone fancy driving into a gazell in africa?

Heck, Instead of teargas we'll use the movement of classical music to repell the suspect from the "speeding" car

[northieee]

what about the kidnapped man in the boot getting a hole in his chest!

[bloodshot16]

that will just generate headlines "police cut more peoples legs off as crime rate soars"

[miketbf]

A much better idea might be some sort of very sticky thing rather than a huge spike driving through doors. Although you might not get the tear gas you'd definitely slow it down some what and it wouldn't put the occupants lives in danger as much. Simply my idea, feel free to criticise

[rty1900]

"some sort of very sticky thing"

Like the tongue of a chameleon?

A giant tongue on a car...

Preposterous!

[apocalipticmonk]

if that T-bones a car the person sitting in that chair would be fucked

[mw18g]

hit me at 30..and there's and 80% chance ill live..

hit me at 30 with a massive spike loaded with tear gas......

[bigdima3]

If ill hit you at 30 you will end up in coma xD

[fatboy71194]

i got a hardon for this idea.... i want one

[finamagig]

you know what that is so random im favouriting it

[finamagig]

thats brilliant

i can understand why it wasnt liked tho considering little kids might be watching

[MrNahid02]

Why did my dick suddenly get hard?

[GuanThwei1992]

self hatred maybe? :p lol jk

[asumazilla]

What happens to the tear gas if they wind down the window?

[MrKret69]

Try it.

Get a can, toss it on the floor, wind down all the windows and try to drive.

[JarfJam]

It doesn't take a lot of tear gas to fuck up your day. You ever inhaled that stuff?

[itsbrad2008]

it will get em just if i little bit gets to em! lol its strong stuff

[madfish94]

lol poking car

[CJAM16]

james bond wannabes lol

[mw18g]

thats possibly the worst idea in history. someones driving unsafely? lets ram their car then pump tear gas into inside!! :)

[mlvguitarist]

Not only that but if that harpoon can easily penetrate a car door, can you imagine if it hits someone inside the car? Let alone with the tear gas. Dodgy idea. No wonder it didn't take off.

[1DAMO69]

great the policecar rapes the other car into submission

[TheRealMoe1346]

an ejaculating device for cars haha im only joking dont spam me LOL

[Luciferius69]

Bunch of Sicko!!!!

Stop watching Car Porn!!! :D

[4k3el]

good but what happens if the the crazy driver then falls off a cliff thus taking the cop car with them lol.

[liam5991]

genius!

[BKsMassive]

WTF?!?!?! that would of gone throught some ones leg xD

[christooooooo]

imagin it backfired and sht tear gas into the police car they wuld be so pissed off lol

[xsinvurt]

they should of Adopted it :P then you would think twice about Drink Driving or Speeding XD

[kingmcbrian]

awsome!

[dddddddgggggggggg]

thats abit dangerious with the car with harpon as well init

[Luciferius69]

car porno :O

[kingmcbrian]

OOOOH SHHHIIIIIIT WTF!? ROFL!

[iamabsFTW]

what if they drove it into the driver?

[morphius44]

he would die

[The91210user]

Use it on a truck

[pashaahsj]

"this device was never widely adopted" ...

hhmmmm....

i wonder why...

haha =P

[saddollar]

tear gas wtf!?

[SharkUnit]

::D niin sitä pitää

[daddygab]

WANT ONE

[MrGaz360]

Good ansa lexpie!

[popcornreviews]

Very clever

[tobyburn]

Wow godd in races :P

[Corinthian404]

0:08 car rape

[999sharif]

well i like it but its dangerous it could cause a lot of problems

[sorryunlucky]

It was never invented.

[MegaLewman]

lolz

[piplup2009]

if they never get out

the harpoon would have stabbed their legs first

[joecroucher]

say they are chasing a car doin like 150 mph how fast would the cop have to go to get penetration maybe 20 to 30 mph more or it would push the crims even faster and end up with a very high speed pit move

[weirdstuffanimation6]

no if the spike was sharp enough the cop would only need to be going s tiny bit faster and i don't think it was meant for high speed chases meh its a pos that was never used lol so its not like anything im saying matters

[MegaLewman]

ya thats true

[joecroucher]

fair point i think my mind was wondering a bit

[EdinburghGuy]

Why not just use an electromagnet and some steel cable?

[chrisfball12]

Sorry thats a W123 that car had 60 HP the day it came out the factory in the 1980's with a top speed of 86mph. If you had the turbo it had 90 HP with a top speed of 120MPH.

[camokid01]

thats a brilliant idea. its better than trying to pull the car over, by winding down the window and asking "can you please pull over".

[LeeIsBoobs]

yeh

[sexyuditster]

haha gr8 joke jake

[sexyuditster]

were they mad?? it would have damaged the cars costing more than 100 bucks to get it repaired..

[J4KEH4M]

What if they have a hostage in the boot??

[moises0369]

FUCK THE PIGS!

[enizbib]

This clever system noticed soon to be totally obsolete. Everyone who has own a Saab 96 knows that it doesn't take much to stop Saab 96, car does it itself.

It take much more work to get Saab up and running than stopping it on the video.

[QuickQuips]

FINNISH HIM!

Flawless victory.

[J4KEH4M]

great pun! was it intensional?

[VanillaWoWisepic]

We are geniuses in Finland.

[agarrmela]

car sex

[Derek147900]

At first i thought it was a car mounted RPG. Funny but it wou;d be a bitch to parllel park

[redghost105]

dude why do you hate copes so much? there only doing there job if they dont do there job they get fired and if there chasing you then youve already done somthin bad...and if your running then they have to chase you its just like whatever job you have say your a mechanic and your supposed to fix the timing belt on your engine...and you dont that could be a hazard to the driver driving the car and sooner or later somone would get hurt because you didnt do your job.and plus ud get fired

[kosmosleha]

Stop now! Oops sorry I poked a hole in you.

[TheLax05]

i would put a harpoon on the back of mine with sleep gas...easey

[mudtruckman]

what if it went IN TO YOU!!!! ram the trunk with someone locked inside and they get that suck in them!

[adam3176]

Um maybe thats why its not really being used by Police you WingNut

[mudtruckman]

LOL well i was just saying....

[Nershedify]

hell i just wouldnt try to out run the cops, better off paying a fine or something then having a harpoon shoved into your car.

[megalord299]

man the harpoons!

[comandercool101]

umm a car with a huge ass magnetic plate would be better.. i think..?

[Sonictunic]

Umm Then it would get stuck to anything metal like.. An innocent car..

[ArmyStewie]

wouldnt it be funny if the cops was chasing a criminal with a hostage in the trunk and the harpoon went through the trunk killing the hostage and spraying him with tear gas then the criminal says hey thanks I was gonna do that anyway :P

[victorthegreat96]

hahaha yup

[gunzkevin]

Haha yea that was a really funny comment.

[sayjaibow]

that's one horny car

[scrustle]

Haha I wonder why that never caught on.

[jaydog89]

if your where somehow able to make this retracable then it would be great, would save lifes perharps. also imagine the cases where u hav cars that wont stop cause of a fault in them.

[TheCharleycat]

this is a joke right?

[yellowpostitman]

This obviously wouldnt work. Think about it do you think the criminal and the police car are the ONLY ones on a public street/freeway?

[ryclea]

Actually, this got scrapped when someone figured out the PIT maneuver is easier, safer and doesn't require retrofitting your police cars with bronze age weapons. It does have a certain Q-branch charm, though.

[blummedia]

I like my rocket launcher for people that don't use their turn signals better.

[toxlox]

Probably never got used because the batpoo crazy people that run from cops would possibly also be dumb enough to try and crash their car and try to take the cop with them.

[jaydog89]

i know what im building next summer

[AScaryPerson]

It would work though, I mean would you still run.

[MoonChild5105]

stupid

[nignog93]

the quite easy to do actualy if u no what parts but tht isnt legual cus tht cud kill sum1 if u hit sum1 frm the side hard enuf

[casmatt1]

oh crap, the cops caught me speeding.... what the hell is attached to his.... OH SHI.... (tear gas)

[pentium6xx]

if only it were some how made able to be deployed instead of having it in a fixed position.. other than that its not feasible in the real world.

[Redgit232]

more like a rino

[602KusH]

only in finland

[HapitokP]

That's quite a way to stop a car O.O;; talk about overkill

[disturbedone5009]

That car got fucked up the ass.

[casmatt1]

LOL!

[teh4VV5lVllV355]

well the tear gas will be trapped in the trunk so its really ineffective

[Tiny1408]

i think this would kill more people than it saves

[david7992]

Yeah, Thats way to dangerous for actual police use... They want to stop speeding... not kill them. Imagine if the officer accidently stabs a passenger in the back with that thing... Can anyone say lawsuit?

[jwandhistools]

What the hell do you do with that?

Fucking stupid.

[PimpNikka]

imagine criminals get ahold o that shit. They'd kill lotz o people.

[arabrockerman]

Forget criminals imagine cops get a hold of that they'd kill lots of people

[pimpballer3]

Good luck parking with that thingy on

[blorpinino999]

Anybody notice the spring on the outside of the harpoon? Like maybe it acts as a shock absorber in order to prevent accidents?

[Touchofred239]

That would work.. Except it may help that it could be hidden from view until needed, to uh, you know. Harpoon people if something went wrong.

[ojoox]

its an interesting concept, but looks dangerous...

maybe use a powerful magnet instead?

[11duck11]

thats what I was thinking, and ya the harpoon's a wee bit dangerous in the sense that if the cop lost control and hit a passenger car, yikes.

[coffeescup]

that's a really good idea!

[UltimateVenom]

the car's engine wouldn't work with a powerful magnet at the front.

[live4lambo]

its not a magnet... its a thing that dosent let it go back

[hawzhyn2009]

it was not succesful coz if it was they would have used that by now

[SomeUselessGeek]

"Never widely adopted." Gee, could that have been because of the serious risk of KILLING EVERYBODY INVOLVED?!?

What kind of idiocy breeds stuff like this? Oy! It is entertaining, though.

[only1personknowsyea]

looks like car anal sex

[xxxDEATHCORExxx]

nerve gas would be better

[TrandomnesstwO]

Only in India...and Finland.

[Frankfurtdabezzzt]

this si stupid. they would stabb passengers and maybe the drivers with this. ot hit pedestrians get ripped apart.

[snorkel321]

Hehe.. =P

[GrumpyPancake]

This could have made things a lot easier for all the movies with car chases in them.

[TheCHEVYNATOR]

This would be nice to use on some ricers

[bzrkr4588]

mmm, rice.

[9Coronas]

if that car gets hijacked, you're going to have a human-shishkabob rampage!

[CapenhurstSamuel]

Hahahaha mates thats the funniest thing ive heard all night thank you! xD

[9Coronas]

my pleasure.

my name's samuel too by the way.

hahaha :D