America's Funniest Muslim Part II: Q&A with Azhar Usman

[64anuradha]

Hats off to you Mr Usman...very very gr8 job...! your timing is awesome and I really appreciate your cause..

[gypsiesmuse1]

I love this man...he may be the man who brings peace to the world...he is very cool.

[d9ay9i]

the other man dont know anything about english

[satellite964]

I can't understand the host , that explains why the crowd didn't  laugh.

[manaldouai]

I think that it is funny how americans think of muslims I am american My wife is arab we are both muslims. she has gone has gone to college, speaks five languages. Me on the other hand speak bad english lol and have a GED america sure doesnt know what it is talking about lol

[aparaajita10]

Who ever thinks muslims don't have a sense of humor, r totally ingnorant. It's unfortunate that the small dark cloud of the terrorist class of the muslims totally hides the vast & brilliant humorous treasure in the muslims. I'm from India & am a great admirer of the literature of the varous languages of India (english isn't an Indian language, though it's in use) & some of the most sparkling humor is in the Urdu lit that is predominantly muslim

[FukcKKKBNP]

@aparaajita10 americans in general think muslims are subhuman.

Media lies, ignorance stupidity and propaganda are the standard for your average American.

[aparaajita10]

@FukcKKKBNP americans thinkt that way about everyone except those who came to america on the mayflowers & those who decimated the natives. The current fashion in america is to think that way about everyone but their own self....

[ladooguy22]

@aparaajita10 ur rite, c'mon guys, just because we're muslim doesn't mean we're not funny. people judge us all because of wat one person did, its not fair, it just isnt fair.

[raul266]

8ppl are muslim extremists..

[fatehazeem]

the last 2 minutes.. pure gold.

[IslamicFarming1]

No matter how "funny" he is it odes not make one bit of difference to the fact that his religion and culture is a backward, totalitarian (they still threaten and murder apostates), supremacist, misogynist dark-ages nightmare.

I mean - have you seen the Muslims world?!

And he has the sheer cheek to make a "joke" about how oppressed Muslim women are. You can't laugh off a sickness and disgusting as Islam.

Welcome to reality.

[terislb]

@IslamicFarming1

Heh looking at your profile does not make it seem like you are biased about the topic at all

but thank your for your.....contribution

[IslamicFarming1]

@terislb - tell me that what I said about Islam is not 100% true.

[anklebreakers101]

@IslamicFarming1 Pretty much everything -_-

[GrrrCutey]

@IslamicFarming1

do ur research properly...just because there are some people who take things too far doesnt mean that u can put the whole religion in that category...I mean there are so many pedophilia incidents in church, and most of them carried out by priests and yet no one addresses that or marks their religion as "sick" same thing with nuns they are covered from head to toe, and yet no one calls them "oppressed"

So i suggest u get out of ur little imaginary world...and WELCOME TO REALITY

[IslamicFarming1]

@GrrrCutey - So many people call that religion and its priests sick and there are law suits and a worldwide outcry. What you have written is simply untrue.

The difference between this civilisation and Islam is that in this civilisation pedophilia is THE worst crime you could imagine, it is a crime, it is punished by law. In Islam pedophilia is OK, it's just fine - the reason for that is that Mohammed "married" a 6 year old and fucked her when she was 9 years old and he was over 50 years old.

[GrrrCutey]

@IslamicFarming1 again u didnt get ur facts right...it is permitted to contract marriage with a young girl and to hand her over to her husband to stay with him before she reaches adolescence. As for consummating the marriage, this does not happen until she is physically able for it. Thus the matter becomes quite clear. Do you see anything wrong with a man living with his young wife in one house, bringing her up and teaching her, but delaying consummation until she is physically ready for it?

[GrrrCutey]

Respond to this video... the lifestyle back in those days is completely different to the one we live in today, back then a girl was considered a woman and ready for marriage when she began her period...u can twist and turn it as much as u want, ur reseach is pretty 1 sided!

Joseph, Mary's husband, was "90 years old" when he married 12 to 14-year old Mary! is that pedophilia too? if so how come no one ever mentions that....

[aparaajita10]

@GrrrCutey In today's america too, has anyone seen the age of the girls when they have their first child? many aren't even married. It's wrong to target one group for actions & behaviors that occur in all groups to a larger or smaller extent.

[shahrezsyed]

@IslamicFarming1 he married her at 9 but they were not together until a long time from then. Don't compare your islamic knowledge with an actual sane real muslim. Seriously!

[shahrezsyed]

@IslamicFarming1 That is not true. Let me explain through a single sentence. "what's happening in saudi arabia right now is NOT right" we have separate chapters in our islamiat classes about how old muslim kings even gave more rights to non-muslims ANDby islam, we are NOT allowed to force anyone into believing anything. If anyone does or says otherwise, he is wrong.

[malmsteenzz]

He's a 1st class man.

[Graldosharpfang2]

the worst comentator.. he cant speak.. he is sluddering..

[humza2k6]

@Graldosharpfang2

he says his turkish so i guess thats why his english isnt so good

[skriller123]

Did the host of this show smoke a bit of bud?

[Harryzbarmyarmy]

Im a muslim and let me tell you.. there is no such thing as radical islam its not a extremist religion.. its a religion of Peace.. In fact if people actually read the Quraan they should realise... any1 up for that challenge..? It's a misconception that 'The Book' is only for muslims..no! its a message sent to the VVhole of humanity..not jus muslims.

[ocachisu]

Okay so let me understand this... he's Turkish, was raised in India, has a college degree in Communications, knows Spanish, has an American accent, and is a comedian? Wow, he's been busy!

[tomimn2233]

he understands.

"a parody of something extreme can be mistaken for the real thing, and if a real thing sounds extreme enough, it can be mistaken for a parody"

-Poe's Law

[lastdropofpoison]

he is from India

[AaronTheTravis]

ALLAH AGHBAD, ALLAH AGHBAD XD

[makabroalf]

Amazing!

[talalmansour17]

thubs up if u think the crowd never understood his intelligent words

[34Illmatic]

Incredible point about Muslim-haters and Muslim haters. Very true; profound idea.

[Muslimprincess79]

The Terrace joke was funny I will give him that...LOLOLLOL!

[MrJazzy1983]

really cool guy, proud to know that he is an Indian origin muslim :)

[OneUmmahFisebilillah]

Very very good point about Muslim-haters and Muslim haters!

Salam and keep it up bro!

[islamiaarabia]

The muslim haters part is so true.

[bosatsu76]

ahhh. Being hated just for being American.... How refreshing. lol.

[tmogarry]

2:50

lol no pun intended

[tryanjohnson]

I am probably the biggest red neck out there, but i gotta say this guy is cool and fair. Hey, extremist are EVERYONE'S problem, so ALL of us, have got to do something if we want to live in a civilized society. Peace.

[Baalthazaq]

@tryanjohnson

Hey, cool comment. I just wanted to say that the Muslim world is, was, and will be dealing with our extremists. I think alot of Americans don't realize the battles we've been having and winning vs the terrorists for a long long time.

The greatest victim of terrorism has always been the Middle East, I think America is just too quick to see us as the perpetrators that they've yet to realize that first and foremost, we're the victim.

[Munich888888]

this guy is really amazing very funny

[Only4Russian]

Wonderful guy!

[incredibleally]

Nice talk!

[haidar9999]

very smart guy

[aafaking]

@seenataghavi hes indian, as he said that in part 1.

[3icecream]

@aafaking partially Indian :P

[seenataghavi]

Guys i mean the host not adhar osman

think guys!

[aafaking]

@seenataghavi host is turkish

[MrZu041280]

Alhumbdilallah

[sialkoti100]

Islam's the truth people :)

[ericcartmansh]

man is the speaker speaking english or persian

[sammaify]

@ericcartmansh la injalazi

[ericcartmansh]

whats that,

injalazi=english in persian?

[kamubegoakujuga]

hey! Indonesian! :D

[smartwarlord]

Denial of what? I deny your idolatry any credibility and I hate your malignant virus aka Islam. There are no scientific facts in the Qur'an, there is a little science in it but that is from Mohammad hearing from his trading with the Sassanid and Byzantine Empires.

Your indoctrination is sad.

[smartwarlord]

Yeah, bullshit. The statements in the qur'an  are wrong and have been proven wrong. There is not one bit of true scientific fact in the quran.

[khurram664]

any prooff?

[desolator108]

so true, the things he says

[gaaameeed]

I love u

[joeragant]

Brilliant ..

[gaiden4567]

the guy is super smart. damn he reads to much.

[rdatlasmbrd]

Great Points, He made.

[gaiden4567]

akuma unlocked ? what a funny name

[AkumaUnlocked]

Muslim sense of Humour.

[LotBountyHunter]

you right 100%

[LotBountyHunter]

if that is what you believe so be it.

[imapharmacist]

Masha Allah! Smartest comedian ever

[PhenomenonKilla]

Agreed.

[cool87978]

thanx uthman son

اشكرك يابن عثمان على توضيحك

[faizan789]

this man rocks

[physcohunter]

i just wish he can use cause hes arabic some less hard words to show off

[ilovesudan]

wish him the best of luck!

[abdi5501boone]

this guy is INTELLIGENT! AND FUNNY! THATS PRICELESS!

[Maaz360Inam]

Amazing! You are lucky that you have such a friend. I wish Azhar Usman best of luck. He is sure the heck funny!

[xgotfiveonitx]

why? is telling jokes now 'haram' according to you daam jahil wahabis?

[Ama7aa]

Beautiful interview

[BluThunder247]

You should do stand up!!!

...not!

[steinbackfire1]

haha, dude watever you are atheist or christain or buddhist or jewish, i can't at all care about what you think, who was two thumbs and doesnt give a care, me!

[biggshahg]

wee need more of our muslim ppl doing sumthing like tat gud luck to the brother keep it up PEACE

[shadpurshareef]

Indeed same here saffron

[SaffronSoldier]

This is probably the most intelligent comedian I think I've ever seen.

[nasehaC]

@SaffronSoldier OMG he was soo funny at RIS reviving the islamic spirit LOVE HIM

[bu3asalli]

woman are not considered to be such

a mother has 3 times the right of a father

therefore she deserve to be honored more

you speak of muslim people they're not practising islam to the full

islam doesn't treat me as a second class!

[hammaa0l]

merhaba234>>>> I swear to god that u make me laugh.... stupid ass

[merhaba234]

There are no muslims who protest against the radicals, no muslims protest against wife beating, against the atrocities taht are taking place in all muslim countries against women, against gays, people are being murdered over there daily and all the so called "moderate" muslims are silent! Where is your morality? You deserve no respect if you are silent when such atrocities are happening every day.

[merhaba234]

This is what you all say, but that's not what I see. What I see is that the moderate muslims is a fringe. And the rest is maybe not fundamentalist, but surely radical and practicing barbaric behavior - wife beating, "honor killing", not allowing their children to go to normal schools, threatening apostates (ex: ayaan hirsi ali), not allowing any criticism, being extremely violent - look at their response to the Danish cartoons!!! Are you kidding me?

[merhaba234]

Geeezz... how about muslims dehumanizing others!? Are they ever going to address that?