LOCO MAMA for PRESIDENT 2012

[MrBeautifulba1]

Man, You are more powerful than the entire Brady Family all Jacked up on Cocaine.

[Gregiebear]

You go Loco Mama! YOU GOT MY VOTE!!

[MileyMessersmith]

I'll be sleeping at the polls and be the first one to vote for Loco Mama! Lets go 2012!!! lmao

[babyboyben6969]

Loco Mama 2012!!!!!!!

[Losermountain]

classier than sarah palin lol 0800%

[sheltonjacobs07]

you got my vote 100%

[pgwarevt]

You got my vote. Can I be VP?

[sheltonjacobs07]

You said it gurl i wish we really had a president like u

[FatAmericanBastard1]

Any one in the oval office is better than what we have now...

[cyninbend]

You scared me! Maybe I'm just too liberal.......? You'd get elected where I live!

[TheUrbanCityWarZone]

You be better President than that Naked Cowboy.

[urielwirthful]

my fair maiden, I ... can't vote for you! LoL

[Angelswingsalways]

I'll vote for you my dear!!!!! Need a campain manager?

[TrIsH2496]

loco mama you would be a damn good president I'm gonna vote for you, oh yea if you get in office, please leagalize weed so we can have more happy americans lol, you're funny as hell love your stuff cant wait for new videos

[pepito1937]

you go girl say like it is loco mama your the best.

[misterladyemily]

I WANT YOU FOR PRESIDENT EVEN I AM NOT LIVING IN THE USA :D

keep rocking youtube loco! :)

[glenn55555]

please do not take this offensive, because i do not mean it bad. i am a gay male, 19. (well half gay, bi actually...) but really... things like this are the reason gay people have a bad name... i mean, when any random person sees this they think all gays and related act like this in real life.. and that kind of disturbs me, because i can clearly understand the comedy in this but a lot of people wont... but do keep doing what you're doing! i bet a lot of people are proud of you :)

[Trayceg]

Amen Mama Id vote for that!

[Zipster08]

@NakedCreep WOW....you got it!

[Supershadowman64]

I liked number 6 the best you had me rolling with that one mama i think i'd perfer you over palin XDDDDD

[spirit2dance]

I frikker I'd vote for you, Loco Mama! :)

[trent079]

I'll vote for you loco mama even if I have to write you in.

[EvangelineSO80]

God Love Ya Darling!

[kittycatdance]

Lol! If i could vote i would. 3333 Viewer!

[ndiboomer]

Locomama, you have my vote in 2012!!!

[imharpo]

I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Thank you . Best wishes to you my friend.

[tourrettes1]

I Lurrvvvve your Films ;) They cool, Interesting, fun un Informative ah Zipster Un Loco Mama .... Thank the Lord for your Normality in this Nutty World xxxx Love Always xxxx

[tourrettes1]

Your Freakin Awesome Loco Mama .... now, ... Please sit down with a Cup o T un tell us off your Next Tips for livin ;) xxx Thankyou ! Woobeedoo xxxxxxx

[tourrettes1]

GO MAMA !!! WOHOOOOOO !!! XXXXX

[Zipster08]

@tourrettes1 You sure are watching a lot of my videos today!! KEEP IT UP!!!

[KIRKknowsBEST]

i like the drug test idea. thumbs up

[dorotwhy]

Your makeup is speshully purty in this video Ms Mama :O)

[ThisAsianKidd]

LOL ! im voting !

learn how to put make up on xD

[VictorianMamaw]

O.K......I'm a votin fer you! Great platforms!

[uwishuhaditvivid]

i wish loco really could

[polska1967]

i is voting for you!!

[simpsonsfan710]

Nobody saw your body so you really didnt have to wear the dress

[RxExExD]

I LOVE IT... You have my VOTE!♥

[toadlytadpole]

roll 'em out little mama

dang you are hardcore on your platforms

[efmgals7898]

you reallly srare me stop please please stop STOP

[gertaarz]

ur freaking me out

[hockeyhenry619]

AMEN!

[LADYDRAGS]

you have my vote

[PHNEAUXproductions]

HAHAAHAHAH, this made my absolute day. Makes all the sense in the world to me. Go Loco Mama!

[Joy3958]

YOU GOT MY VOTE!!!!!!

[sober1980]

PERFECT! 

[silvertimer]

Where's my damn t-shirt??!! I asked for one yesterday and now it's today! [:-)

[scandia61]

@silvertimer I'll pay good money for a t-shirt, too!

[xXxNWishxXx]

Shit I would totally vote for Loco Mama!! <3

[narcida]

Ill vote for you!! You made some great points and I LOVE YOU LOCO MAMA!!!!!

[silvertimer]

All rite! I'm on board, now I need a Loco Mama for President t-shirt!

[stacyviacomsucks]

vote loco mama for 2012 president.! lol

[csensr88]

I FREAKIN LOVE LOCO MAMA FOREVER<333333333333

[Bizarrick]

If I were American, I'd vote for Loco Mama! X-D

[nmacwithmac]

LOVE LOVE LOVE IT! LMAO YOU ARE AMAZINGLY HAHALARIOUS! I WOUD LOVE TO HELP WITH IDEAS OR MATERIAL! ASK ME ANYTHING AND ILL SURELY SHARE MY OPINION! STILL GIGGGLING OVER

THUMPS DOWN SONOFA BITCH"

[Peachy6601]

Is it strange that I agree with mostly all of this!! lmao :)

[BoynDE1]

I love you, you big candy bra wearin lush! mmmmwwwwwwaaaaAAAA!

[Blueaveo3568]

Where can I get my bumper sticker?

[roscherjt]

i agree with alot of your platform except for the thing you said about george bush i loved george bush so other than that you got my vote.

[MultiWhiteLight]

@roscherjt I loved bush too.. I loved it when he walked out of office, I loved it when he.... hmm, ya know I guess that's all I loved about him lol

[roscherjt]

i agree with alot of your platform except for the thing you said about george bush i loved george bush so other than that you got my vote.

[Disissoeasy]

It gave me such a hearty laught. xo

[Disissoeasy]

Luv it Zip.Excellent.

[debabme]

You got my vote Loco Mama!

[debabme]

You got my vote Loco Mama! 

[NewAKS86]

You got my vote in 2012 Loco Mama!

[StaleMilk5]

I was looking at the youtube front page and I saw a 48 second video of a dog wear sunglasses and it had 10,000 views...and then right next to it was this video,

THIS deserves 10k views!

[Zipster08]

@StaleMilk5 Spread it around!!

[milesandemilyrock]

if only i could vote in 2012

[beaverdctor]

O.O

[LIVandLEX]

haha awesome

[BuxomRach]

I love u zipster u crack me up! THUMB UP TO YOU XX

[nmacwithmac]

Oh I am telling everyone about you, I LOVE it! 100 % support!!!

[ajbrtn]

Loco Mama has my vote! LOL Love the vid! Made me laugh. Going into favorites!

[piratesephiroth]

trolls on youtube? never!

[erick6371]

stolychnya for vp zipster

[alphaba2]

Tell us how you really feel, LM.

[galaxyad91]

lol nice

[TruthConsciousness]

What a bunch of dumbasses....arguing with a fictional character's political views. Now that's almost as funny as the video, wait..no it it's not it sad as hell.

[Indie1Rob]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....I am fucking rolling. I've watch 4 times and can't stop. Right on Loco.

[techno6O5]

You have my vote Loco Mama:) Wow i love you:) You've got balls lol:)

[Darrigan]

It amazes me how people skim right over the humor and attack you directly Zip, for something a non-existant character of yours does in a video for comedy... >.> People need to lighten up and not be worried if everything in the world is "P.C." or not... I'm glad Monty Python existed in a better time for comedians.

[Zipster08]

@Darrigan I couldn't have said it better!! They need to get the sticks out their asses!!

[turtleblues66]

I love the vodka diplomacy - you have my vote...

[illnotsick82]

Loco Mama for president! Whatever happened to Gay Gangsta??

[larrfirr]

And how is your platform any different from Sara Palin?

[djben1977]

Definitely Loco Mama for President in 2010. You got my vote!!!!!!!

[MarcusVermilion]

Well, if Loco Mama can finish in the top 10 in last year's Miss YouTube contest, becoming President in 2012 isn't much of a stretch!

[justinml]

GOT MY VOTE!!!!!

[bonakid22222]

thumbnail of this video is kinda scary

[bohogirl1]

not you too? you sound like the hateful email forwards i've been getting from americans lately.

[DaichisMonkeyGirl]

I'll be sure to vote for you!

[queerplanet]

A gay man spreading the word of hate, ignorance and violence.

Guess you have to be really drunk to do that.

[Zipster08]

@queerplanet Wow...you sure read a LOT into this video!!

[Sunnybunny2006]

Sarah Palin sucks!!

vote for Loco Mama.

[jimisru]

Racist, ignorant, alcoholic.

Bye Bye....

[njsuzanne]

You have my vote!

[terry0710]

Sounds like you have republican views and call your self a democrat.

[Zipster08]

@terry0710 I don't call myself anything!

[LiLtinee]

Is it too early to vote? LOL

dena

[kookiemoose]

I'm thinking Helen Thomas might make a great running mate...

[P1X1E56]

If I was am American you'd get my vote. How would you like to become Prime Minister of England?

[kitty3309]

@P1X1E56 Ooh, yeah! I`d vote! XD

[SukreetGable]

Am I not detecting the sarcasm in this? Your platforms seem legitimate; legitimately racist. I must be missing the sarcasm. Oh well. It wasn't funny anyway.

[Zipster08]

@SukreetGable Love the racist comment! Funnily enough the words in this video are the words of Bill Cosby!

[narcida]

@SukreetGable

YOUR AN IDOIT

[ozgood1x]

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN : President Zipster . (insert presidential "Hail to the Chief" music here).

[ozgood1x]

Zipster : You're the GREATEST ! Water Shots..... Very Kool  :o) Lip Liner is a huge fashion mistake, isn't it ? WOW...Your Own BLOOPERS....STELLAR !

I nominate Zipster for "BEST SMILE ON THE PLANET " ! !

[anmoose]

Loco fer President!

Ima votin', as many times as I can get away with.

[debbiez112]

OK you got my vote for sure! The minute you said no more press 1 for English I hit the thumbs up and decided I am going to join your campaign, ;)

[DouglasUrantia]

I just ordered a case of Pink Lemonade Vodka.  I knew there had to be an answer.

[vampirecircusgirl35]

I would vote for you any day!!!!

[CreatureOfLegend]

I'd vote for you. And that ain't joke or sarcasm.

[octobermoon84]

cheap health care with medicine woman! lol

[octobermoon84]

I LOVE IT! I would actually vote this! love ya Loco mama!

[Voyeur53]

I know who I'm voting for!

[chrisswafford]

lol loco mama for president...hell yea kill em killers

[doughboy1547]

actually those ideas sound like something that would come from the tea party whack-a-doodles. sorry mama - i'll stick with obama.

[iggy35]

Gets my vote :)

[Goobian]

As long as Zipster is vice president!! And other youtubers make up your administration!!

[awreslr2]

Hey, Sarah Palin has some real competition! YAY!!

[xenafan33]

I'll vote for you Loco Mama..... I love your platform.... Loco Mama RULES......

[scandia61]

Loco has my vote. I'll be the first in line to purchase a "Loco for President" t-shirt, too!

[wufwufwufwuf]

loco rules vote LOCO 2012

[MsRoJo16]

Favorite!!! 

[cnagirl99]

WOOOOHOOO! Loco Mama...2012 FTW!!! You have my vote. We def need a woman in office! We know how to get shit done!!!!...the right way!

[tazdeville55]

Yeahhhh. You got my vote!

[omrgtz]

oh loco mama...you crazy bitch.

sure, you have my vote.

[MsChopperdog]

Loco Mama if this is your platform, you are not a democrat , you have more conservative views. Why do you hate Bush and Palin so much ?

[Ishkiia]

go go go mama!! I vote for you..!! totally with you on all your platforms. lol

[axel1973w]

Well... im german... but...U GOT MY VOTE! :)

[hlmohamed]

Loco Mama 4 PRESIDENT!!!!

[deemered2]

LOCO MAMA FOR PREZ!! LOL! 

[ubaldini7]

you rock i got your back anytime

[fehquig]

Lady, you're on fire!

[lexusfann]

HALF OF EVERYTHING IN wALLMART SAYS "MADE IN CHINA" WTF

[Ca2rie59]

I wish there was a LOVE button. I especially like #6!

But seriously...what are you gonna do in that big old white house with all them kids?

[Poeboi]

LOCO MAMA can Beat the snot out of Sarah Palin!!!! you've got my vote Zip!

[jwl329]

You got my vote!

[IssacGuffeysChannel]

@Zipster08 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo you!!!!  george w. bush was a GREAT president! and Sarah Palin will be a great President!!!!!!!!! :)

[IssacGuffeysChannel]

Sarah Palin for Prez 2012!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Zipster08]

@IssacGuffeysChannel BOOOOOOOOOOooooooo!

[robrobinz23]

@Zipster08 maybe if sarah palin wasnt all drill baby drill her daughter wouldnt be pregnant

[newradfan1]

@robrobinz23 lol

[TheUrbanCityWarZone]

@robrobinz23 That's so true.

[cougarfan1341]

@IssacGuffeysChannel That is not funny. Why the hell would anyone want a Professional quitter to be the representative of our country. She'd probably have herself impeached.

[IssacGuffeysChannel]

@cougarfan1341 im not joking she would be a GREAT president! an d george w. bush was a wonderful president! and anyone who says he was not is a plain dumbass!!!

[Localmode]

Obama Spin Lama....LOL!!!!!

[hunhun23]

awesome!!! I vote for loco mama for prez!

[wannabeserpento99]

i love ur make up ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

[christopherinsc1981]

So sounds like we are going to be come Korea lol 

[jededitor]

Well thats two loco mamas in the race ;-)

[apria0303]

Hell yeah Loco Mama!

[MGB1000]

lol thank god for change lool

[OceanTownPictures]

Pink lemonade vodka! lol You GO girl!!!!  I am SO voting for you! I LOVED this video! Look out Capitol Hill! -Steve-

[kuschelfraktion]

oh wow. that's what I call a shortsighted, dilettante agenda.... in every possible way.

[awreslr2]

@kuschelfraktion Please don't take loco mama too seriously, and, by the way, I love your videos with Zipster and all the rest of them even though I do not speak much German. I wish you would do more, maybe a collaboration with Zipster?

[spiritrouble]

I'm voting Loco Mama! This is great!

[DementiaInfinity26]

Oh my freaking GOD I love you <3

[tidemover]

Why do you get drunk and dress up like a woman? :)

[Libratarot]

woo hoo - you go Loco!!!

But remember you have to make sure to change your first and last name start with the letter A so that you are at the top of the ballet ;)

[paulahare2]

right on

[Lorinwv]

Can we add cutting the salary of politicians to less then 6 figures??

[bfmvlover101]

u got my vote zip just a few questions tho how do u feel bout same sex marriage do u have a birth certfiacte unlike obama n does u turkish rule also go along with rapists n child abusers?

[Mikeforealz]

@bfmvlover101 um, obama has a birth certificate. you people and your conspiracy theories...

[viralvideoaddict]

Great video!! You know that sad thing is you would get a couple thousand votes because of your "platforms"! lol

[Thebodells]

You got my vote, you had it the minute you talked about making people speak ENGLISH. Love the Social Security. God Bless the USA....... Hey one question, unlike the situation with Obama, do you have a birth certificate???? ~ lmao

[rainbowpagan2]

hell yeah I love your rules really love the press 1 for English will be gone Logo Mamma for precedent 2012

[CapricornArtist73]

How does Loco Mama feel about same sex marriage?

[oneiblind30]

Sonofabitch! I'm in.

[MZMStudios]

Hail to the Chief! You got MY vote!!!

Finally glad SOMEONE said something about the "Turkish way".... DEFINITELY should apply to rapists and child abusers!!

[Druggelz]

If I were American, you'd have my vote !!