Bill Bailey - Blood Sport and Vegetarians

[Ub3rSk1llz]

HITLER!!!!!!

[mynameisTailsPrower]

Hitler and his 4 fans disliked this.

[KaiAquila]

I love how even he seems surprised at how well the audience works with him.

[villevn]

Fucking brilliant! :D

[FrisianDude]

I love how he plays the audience with the kindling.

[aaronrettig]

No records have been found of Adolf Hitler being a vegetarian. It's as far as we know, a myth.

[JasoMonkeyMan]

I love the way he gets all confused after the clapping, the look in his face is priceless

[DCdabest]

Genocide?

... but Hitler was the one eating the vegetables, not the Jews....

[flommit]

anybody else notice that the timer skips from 4:01 to 4:03?

[MrFungus420]

@flommit Well I wouldn't have if you wouldn't have pointed it out...

[jakehall331]

he is a genius of audience participation while avoiding the usual pick on a member of the audience

[gooman989898]

he is so witty man, he thought of that horse race left wing right wing joke on the spot!

[LiteracyLabyrinth2]

3 people think Ghandi is Hitler....

[blackwater009]

@MrMindLock

Wikipedia, for the most part, IS a quality, trustworthy source. It's open to vandalism, I admit, but any damage done is cleaned very quickly. In case you haven't noticed, Hitler's vegetarianism isn't just mentioned, the whole fuckin article is titled 'Hitler's vegetarianism'.

[blackwater009]

@MrMindLock

Go to wikipedia and try 'Adolf Hitler's vegetarianism'. Yes, he was in fact a vegetarian.

[FailcaseRecordings]

Donald Duck!

[blenderpanzi]

Morrissey!

[tablaqueen]

Hitler only followed a mostly veggie diet because his doctors told him to for his health. His favourite food was still wurst. He was not vegetarian because of any personal convictions.

[TheRealBarnez]

@tablaqueen It's just a joke, calm down.

[Technobanana]

So many bloody quotes in the comments, I just heard him say all those things I don't need to read them all again do I?

[shitonaturtle]

i eat meat ironically :')

[Szaam]

"I eat meat ironically." These people shall now be known as hipster vegetarians.

[coopster96]

Gandhi!!!!

Hitler!!!!

[MrMushroom33]

1: Gandhi was actually a Fruitarian,

2: Hitler was NOT a vegetarian, there are several account from fellow officers of Hitler eating meat.

[MrDezokokotar]

@MrMushroom33 After the early 1930s, Hitler generally followed a vegetarian diet, although he ate meat on occasion.

So pretty much like alot of vegetarians today who relapse on some occasions :D

[KosmoAntoninus]

Hitler was not vegetarian, Himmler was.

[93224956]

@KosmoAntoninus No, he was a vegetarian.

[BookLover58]

Vegetarian for seventeen years and counting! Woooooo! :D

[DasNutellamaedchen]

@BookLover58 Well done, sir, I admire you. Pescetarian for almost 5 years, vegetarian for 3.5 years. Will I get some sort of golden clock when I reach the ten-years-mark?

[nilliterto]

@DasNutellamaedchen nope., just ten years more ;)

[BookLover58]

@DasNutellamaedchen No, I don't think you will. Perhaps you'd better wait until the 15-year-mark. ;D

[ronnysoeberg]

Fish eating vegetarians are called Pesco Vegetarians, or actually just Pescetarians. They are NOT vegetarians. And calling themselves that is an insult to people who are actual vegetarians. Pescetarianism is often a stepping stone to becoming an actual vegetarian. Stop being lazy and do it, already. No need for stepping stones.

[beautybabebuzz]

@ronnysoeberg

hey some of us would love to be able to afford a substantial diet and survive without the need for any animal products but its almost impossible to maintain good enough nutrition for the average working class people so lay off the pescos we do our best!

[G1NZOU]

@ronnysoeberg Or sometimes it's for diet reasons rather than moral reasons, as fish is a lot healthier than meats like beef and pork.

Which is why the Japanese have the healthiest died in the world, plenty of vegetables, seafood and rice.

[ronnysoeberg]

@G1NZOU Very true. And a smidge of a factoid: Asians are growing a little bit taller these days because of the increased protein intake. Some say it's because of Beef oriented fast food, but I'm not sure I buy into that. But they are slowly getting taller and taller. Useless info, but there it is :P

[popitinpete]

So many "vegetarians" eat fish. Why is that? Do they not know english?

[Catlover123445]

@popitinpete

They probably think fish dont have much of a conciousness and therefore dont judge it to be a sentient enough creature.

[PadraigReade24]

angry kittens... tapestry..... hmm?

[MusicalBob]

But Hilter was not a vegetarian!

He didn't eat some meat for health reasons, but he did still eat it, he wasn't veggie!

[butbutt1]

@MusicalBob

its all for a laugh

apparently you havent understood comedy yet

[rob1993zombie]

@MusicalBob well said

[osuruk5000]

the fox disliked this :D

[0x777]

I wonder if he really came up with all that impromptu. I mean, he gets yelled stuff from the audience and rebuilds his routine to match it.

[emeraldeye]

@0x777 That's part of the of the job, responding to hecklers and the sign of a brilliant comedian to be able to do it well XD

[aaronrushton1]

GHAND!...........HITLER!

[qukazoo]

my neighbour called her cat Stalin...he used to persecute my cat

[mustardjimmy]

he is wrong about fox hunting, now that its banned, foxes are still being killed, just by traps, where its a long hard death, and not just the old ones that the hunt would get, but the young ones.

[Spamsational]

fucking hate it when people ruin the punchlines in comments, cheer mate. I read comments for general reviews of the stand up, not the bloody joke.

[rockerseven]

@Spamsational ive learned to not read youtube comments until after ive watched the video lol

[TheJaysimus]

I'm not trying to be a troll when I say that Hitler was NOT a vegetarian, he ate meat almost every day and every now and then he ate a vegeatarian meal as a detox...other than that very funny...

[Hash398]

toot toot toot toot! blood blood blood!

[adarkwindblows]

Im a postmodern vegetarian; I eat meat ironically.

[Archaneus]

Just to be pedantically factual, Hitler actually wasn't a vegetarian. We have footage of him eating meat at his villa. This is just a myth that has spread for some reason.

[Natesmodelrailroad]

@Archaneus He was a post-modern vegetarian :P

[TheJaysimus]

@Archaneus It's because for a couple of days a month he went vegetarian...and that's all many people heard about...

[oneworldfamily]

Best audience participation that!

[Alphacaliber]

ITS THE WAY THAT BLOKE SAYS HITLER...SO ANGRY

[instigatahSTK]

@Alphacaliber i think it's more confusing how angry he's shouting "GHANDI!" rofl

[FrisianDude]

@instigatahSTK to be honest, he doesn't sound angry, he just has to shout really loud.

[martinmedeski]

I'm a vegetarian, not strict, I eat fish. And Duck.

[privatedeath23]

@martinmedeski and anything that lives near water!! XD lol bill bailly legend!

[TheFirstLordofSoap]

Angry Kittens!!!!!!! 

[19dec1981]

'...trapped in a big shed, they pump chris de burgh and make they lay faster!'

[LaughatNAZIs]

GHANDI

HITLER

[SiggyStern]

@LaughatNAZIs

Hitler was a Vegetarian,because he had stomach problems, not for the ideology that vegetarians have.......

[LaughatNAZIs]

@SiggyStern

Yeah, and titanic gas. Actually he did eat a little boiled chicken or fish on instruction from his dietitian/cook. Probably sneaked it to Blonde lol. Can you imagine Adolf furtively glancing around like a guilty boy as he slips the dog the bits he doesn't want, but can't leave the table until he's finished?

[SiggyStern]

@LaughatNAZIs

I wish I could see him like you Si..............as much as I try, I could never see anything remotedly funny about him...........

Vegetarian greetings

Siggy

[LaughatNAZIs]

@SiggyStern

Both perspectives are valuable. And I definitely understand where you come from.

In Australia we are cocooned from the fallout and divisions following ww2. Australia fought the war hard and early, but never had a land battle in Australia.

To my mind, there's hardly a patch earth in Europe that hasn't been fought over.

...Omnivorous greetings

Simon

[thehen2]

Hitler was a pescatarian... not vegetarian

[HoofStamper]

2:26 I got ham but I'm not a hamster

[kaydatzme21]

lol pigs cows sheep they live near water @ 2:51

[corpsemunger]

haha linda mccartney was the best,

[zibbaen]

Hitler's coming up on the right - or is it the left? EPIC on top of EPIC! :D

[ComediansFan]

@MyOroInvictus LINDA MCCARTNEY!!!

[thumbfacenot]

anyone know where the full concert is, or the other parts ?

[darksideofchris]

Vegetarianism: Can in some extreme cases cause genocide. THE BEST!

[HMservant]

.....HITLER!

[matty77reynolds]

@HMservant

even got the great man himself to laugh!

[eddyg545]

@HMservant ....EINSTEIN!

[3LittleEmoKid3]

This is great i cant believe there have only been 20 views