How The Bill Stole The Convention (A FAIRY TALE)

[XianSlader]

Democrats MOLESTED us at Christmas FOOLING with health care instead of letting us have Christmas in Peace.

They can BURN in HELL as for U, your meter's on FULL. Eat a pound of Exlax to clear your mind of health care. The bill was so lawyered up that it will chain doctors, nurses and others to low wages which will force them into other occupations, but that's OK. You can hire a translator when u visit immigrant docGov't can buy out bust hospitals so that every city has at least ONE hospital left.

[alteredlame666]

This was pretty damn good. Very lyrical.

5*

[britethorn]

Thanks! Glad to have been proved wrong by Bill.

[southparkgtaca]

Funny video, take it for what it is. :)

People need to stop being so closed minded in thinking this will hurt the Democrats that bad. Bill has proven himself in his speech, but that doesn't take away any fun from the video. ;)

[JohnDeBunkTest]

Bill gave a real speech, not the drivel in this spoof. He is much better than the spoofer expected, and put America's interests ahead of his personal feelings. He realized that Obama stood for everything Hillary did, with only minor differences in style and how to implement the same policies.

Barack Obama is ready to lead, and will if people are ready to follow.

[mmarsh007]

Follow. I do not believe in Cults, and that is what he is selling. What happened to qualified individuals that do the right thing... Politicians are all tied up with special interests.

[NagetoPrime]

I think Obama will win

[britethorn]

ME TOO!!!

[S1Genocide]

Obama will never be president even more so with Joe "Foot in Mouth" Biden we waited to see if he picked Clinton for VP He didn't now his polls sink.

[t1mm3h37]

Haha, that's not happening, buddy. Biden will tear Palin apart in the debate, while hopefully Obama will do the same to McCain and I will enjoy every minute of it.

[Obamasuxdix]

Not without us he wont.

[silk1000]

Really, really clever stuff. Makes me wonder what Bill will actually say at the convention.

[jurbinsky77]

...he is very intelligent person. Now the Republicans are civil to him while the Democrats hate him so much. I maybe wrong maybe only the black Democrats are livid. Feed a black man a whole cow, you will be surprised later, he would not remember it.

[britethorn]

I have a lot of white and black friends who are very unhappy with Bill for a lot of reasons.  The cow crack was pretty racist, by the way.

[kong4231]

u are very inspired

[britethorn]

Thanks. I'm getting a VERY mixed response to this one. People either love it or really hate it. There are also a lot of people out there who have no sense of humor.

[eperry2011]

...genius...

[z91092094]

This is bullshit! You are not a democrat!

[britethorn]

Am too!

[widdleman]

Chip's awesome!

[AhTrini4U]

I think it was funnee, LOL! I am no conspiracy theorist, but I believe the sentiment to be true. Why else when asked if Senator Obama was qualified to be president he couldn't bring himself to answer yes or no?

[voyeurdug]

Obama and Clinton (Hillary) may have had pre-agreements in place long before the primaries began. It'd be to the country's benefit to have both Clintons on call as a brain trust.

[xxxxxxxp0092]

This is anti-democratic propoganda. It reinforces current right-wing memes regarding democratic party unity.

[britethorn]

What are you smoking?

[Supergoof7]

yay

[HomoGeneyes]

DLC SUCKS DEVIL's BALLS!

[britethorn]

Hmmm? Never tried Devil's Balls. Are they like Devils Food Cake?

[HomoGeneyes]

Hmmmmm.... I dont know if were talking about the same thing, however rest assured either you or I made someone reading comments very hungry!

Remember when you indulge, you bulge!

[ladyjeshra]

Excellent parody! Dr. Seuss would be proud.

[southparkgtaca]

So it was released. :)

Good job. ;)

[bigboysaloud]

great best ever

[katalina2007]

WELL DONE!

[britethorn]

Thanks! Please send it to your friends on YouTube!