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  • i just had to subscribe!!!

  • your hair is beautiful :) you kind of remind me of onision !

  • Bahahahahaha!!! i love you and this video! So funny!!

    Check out my review of the movie - "Breaking Dawn" 

  • Honestly, I didn't think anyone else had the same opinions as me. Stephenie Meyer has really shamed every writer out there. She has no sense of storytelling. And she allows her own personal views to overshadow her audience. Everything about that book sucked. Bella was psychotic and Edward was way too suicidal. As a fellow author, I was ashamed. Talking out problems? No. That scene needed to end in some sort of tragedy. Fist fights. Punch to the face. Something. I mean, damn. Really? Seriously?

  • as soon as it got started, I had to laugh.

  • ! had a GOOD Laugh from this

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  • You say dumb I say boring! I totally agree with you on your opinion.

  • You look just like AJj Michalka with youre Hair :)

    I agree with you!

  • ahah but you did come up with better endingss. !! ahah i love twilight but BD was kind of a let downn:).

  • umm.. WHY DID SHE USE THE USELESS CRAP WITH LEAH AND JACOB?!? helllloooooooooo ? its a twist . she did it to suprise her fans. go do somethingggggggggg.

  • This is my opinion what i dont understand as if u read part of the book u would find that u dont like it so why did u finish it and regarless if u dont like twilight the author and actors and actresses still get paid either way it goes im a twilight love just my opinions i love them all

  • she has a deeper voice than me

  • Is that a Hard Days Night poster there ? :))

  • you don't know shit do you

  • Obviously this isnt about the book but people need to shut up about ur hair i absolutely love it :)

  • YOUR HAAAAAIIIIIRRR!! I love it :DDD

  • Bella is dumb.... her actions her stupid faces the way she does things is stupid i wish thay would of picked someone else to be bella cause, she really is a shitty actor.

  • @richard9385 kristen her name is kristen not bella

  • yea it woulda been a good ending if they killed the volturi and wer the royal family that woulda been a awesome ending

  • yea the ending was cute but stupid

  • I think you are definitely my favorite reaction. I am just cracking up. BRAVO!! Dude I can't stop laughing. Ha ha ha ha! Your opinion is just hilarious. They should just die. That would have been an interesting twist. "Shut the fuck up Bella" Ha ha. I sadly have to agree. Sometimes Bella is just a bitt melo dramatic. Breaking Dawns my favorite out of the saga but I love this video! 'Dumb' I guess sums up the book for you. : )

  • they said a womans body needs to change to have a baby and men can do it anytime in there life so female vampires cant have babies cause there body is stuck in a permenant position 

  • you said dumb 21 times

  • EW.WTF get over it really.by the way you look like victoria from the twilight saga movies.lol

  • You're saying what everyone is thinking. Bella needs to shut the fuck up.

  • lol you sound like you're in shock

  • to be honest, the multiple use of the word 'dumb' justified this book perfectly. ugh, talk about over glorified fanfiction.

  • Welcome to the wonderful world of books. Useless dumb dumb dumb dumb info is what you want, Don't Read Books!! Seriously Stephen King gives you waaaay toooo much info before he makes the good shit happen! All books should be 20 pages long! Plus get a tan, turn off your light and go to bed. Unless your really a vampire and are trying to trash the book to hide your secret!! (Plus I've never read these books, but this review is exactly what I think the books do to teenage fan girls! lol)

  • I would (kind of) be okay with the actual ending if the climax was an actual climax. She builds up the tension for 200 pages for an awesome, epic Lord of the Rings-like fight where people will die with carnage and battles and what not. But no- "Oh, it's just a misunderstanding. We are going to leave now." The End.

  • totally, 100% agree with you. I hope they make the movie into a comedy cause Im gonna go and laugh my ass off.

  • i actually think she has beautiful hair.

  • For me Meyer is really crazy.She herself is dumb.I sometimes wonder if she has a normal brain function.

  • It was dumb and useless material. Anyway, I kept reading because I was hoping it would get better (seriously) and it doesn't. You're right, "nerimon" (another famous youtuber) also mentions that Stephenie doesn't know what foreshadowing means.

  • you get a million awesome points for the beatles poster back there!

  • if it was so bad why did u finish it

  • ok I watched less than half ur video

    And who cares ur opinion, people love it, if u got nothing nice to say

    dont say anythign at all!!!

    wats the point of 6:18 minutes of just being mean??

    if that pleases u

    ur really fucked up inside!

  • Stop messing with your hair while you do videos. You look fine. Lol. Very true most points you stated though. I think the author just got bored on the last book. Either way sucked. BALLS.

  • Oh so true! The first book was ok, but the rest of them -CRAP. What I hate the most in Twilight-books is that Stephanie Mayer can't write a proper ending. In the end of every sigle book you have the feeling that it can't end like this. In a good book Voltures would've killed some people, the baby would've been evil tothe end (and not Jacob's future girlfriend, WTF?!?!?)etc. But no -not in Stephanie Mayers book. Somehow everything just ends up all right and I HATE IT. As you said, it's just DUMB.

  • lol "see edward, you do have a soul!" lol funnies

  • Yea agreed..

    But....no..just no.

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  • Very true she put stuff that didn't make

    any sense. Way to perfect

  • I totally agree with everything you said. lol When I was reading it all I kept thinking about was how stupid it is and how stupid bella is!

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  • i do agree with you that she could have done the whole thing in two books

  • You really didn't say anything at all, all you kept saying is how you didn't like it, could you have been a little more specific? all the other reviews were specific about what they didn't like, I'm glad i'm looking throught the reviews that way I'm not spending any money in buying a book I don't like, I look forward to the movies though $7.75 that i pay for my discounted tickets it's better than all four books. Kool huh? Oh yeah, you should use too much profanity, you're too pretty for that.

  • Jacob's book was actually my favorite cuz I didn't have to listen to Bella's constant WHINING! oh man she was getting on my nerves when she was like "don't kill my baby even though it's killing me!" lmao I agree that book is dumbbb I was expecting a fight at the end and NOTHING happened :P

  • for all those who give the 3rd grade response "Well if you dont like it dont read it!" :

    the beauty of books are that you dont know if its good or not. THATS WHY YOU READ THEM. and when you dont like it, you get a reason to rant

    ..........and i love this vid, hate twilight series all the way.

  • Edward has NO SPERM and NO HUMAN DNA! That SHOULD have meant no creepy demon spawn. The end.

  • true

  • Team tylers van everyone, team tylers van

  • You're beautiful. :) Anyway, I think Twilight is the most overrated series of all time. But your video cracked me up.

  • you re right! its all waaaayyyyy to fluffy and perfect! something should have happened. thats life, btw in edwards words when he is teaching her about compromise, you lose something to gaing another. maybe the volturi should have taken renesme. or maybe alice should have volunteered to join them to spare the life of the child! i dont know, anything! im so pissed because the first 3 books are awsome so you expect the same level of closure but it was crap!

  • Woah it seems really Bad i bought it today and ive alredy skipped aload of useless rubbish she put inn

  • I reaaallly hate to say this (no, honestly, I do), but YOU SHOULD'VE READ HARRY POTTER. Go ahead, bury my comment; I don't give a fuck.

    ROWLING can write. ROWLING can foreshadow. ROWLING doesn't put all this stupid shit in her books we don't need to read, because pretty much every part of each book contributes to the overall story in some way.

    Personally, I thought Twilight was an okay book, but it was a story that could stand on its own and didn't need books after. The others ruined it.

  • By the way, yes I have read the whole series. And I still think Twilight had a perfect ending all on its own. It was kind of ambiguous, so it gave us room to use our imaginations.

    New Moon was kinda okay, but it pissed me off a whole lot, Eclipse made me raise my eyebrows at every other turn, and Breaking Dawn was just downright BULLSHIT.

    And I won't rant. I'm done.

    This comment was just to let you know I have in fact read all four Twilight books, before you start to flame me. =)

  • Can't agree more with everything you said in your comment ^^

    Twilight ? Okay enough if you can close your eyes on the obvious lack of talent of the author (that woman fail at writing...she doesn't even have the decensy to be horrible so we can find it amusing : her narration is just plain UNINTERESTING). But the others...Goodness, I left the third book for six months because I had to read other stuff and I tried to come back to it...I was like WTF ? That's about the crappiest series EVER.

  • @lologirl419 ur exactly right

  • because if edward released sperm into bella venom would have too since more than half of them is venom. and sperm needs to be warm to function and edward is cold. and its stupid that the whole reason for esme's unhappiness, rosalie's is that they cant have children but then super bella has it easily... stupid. succubus my butt.

  • @bubleybrunettexO its because vampires are dead. hear me? DEAD! they have no blood flow, no heart beat, therefore, no erection because an erection is cause by blood flow to a mans dick. Bodily functions cease when you are dead, therefore sperm, which dies in only days, could not be produced. in a vampire perspective THIS SHIT IS IMPOSSIBLE

  • I agree with you completely. The book could have been so much better.

    Don't worry, Bella and Edward won't be able to survive the sun going Supernova... or a nuclear holocaust.

  • wat iz wrong wit u if it is so dumb then u shouldnt have read it n steaphenie myere iz a genius n i dont lyke u

  • fuck butthurt twitard gtfo

  • I agree with you : ) and this stupid dissin55 is an idiot

  • You know it! :)

  • <3 loser

  • jacob=child grooming

    bella=mary sue

    "nessie"=rosemary's baby and jacob's pedo interest

  • i like the book, but i agree with you.

    SMeyer puts in too much information where you dont need it, and not enough where you need it the most. when the voltori, or however you spell the weird names, comes, all they pretty much do is talk for 3 hours, scare the crap out of everyone, Alice comes back with some dude, they talk and scare for an extra 45 minutes, then the volteri go back home. then bella goes back to her perfect disneychannel life.

  • is dumb the only word you can think of for explaining a bad book? fuckin blond ditz

  • ElephantKiss you are a fucking whore you are blonde to

  • Really? Last i checked i didnt have blonde hair....

  • I totally agree with you.

    Stephenie broke all the rules she had set for the vampire world, and it resulted in a HUGE gaping plot hole. And, where was the effing plot?! There was like no point to the story. Bella and 94% of the other characters are complete Mary-sues too. The only sort of realistic character is Jacob, and that was before the whole werewolf thing. I hated the book, it was horrible.

  • It's a good thing I read Narnia!

  • You're really pretty.

  • THANKYOU SO MUCH FOR THIS!

  • lmao that's why i hate reading...

  • can some of you guys calm down ?

    SHE DOESN'T LIKE IT !

    I'm sure you have your opinions

    too, just because she didn't like the book and wanted to share her opinions it doesn't give you the right to insult her.

    I DIDN'T LIKE THE BOOK !!!

    what are you gonna do about it ?

  • mark you thumbs-up and applaud you for having a sensible opinion. =)

  • i have to say i love the book but jacobes part is dumb i like bela

  • i have to disagree!!!!!!!!!

  • I have to say I like the book it kept me reading with interest and it was ejoyable, but I agree with you that the end could be a lot better you know a fight with the Voulturi or something like that whitout killing any of the important characters...something I dont' agree with is that I do think the series work out together because let's not forget that Bella it's been comfortable with the vampires all along she's never been afraid or even freak out she is just ok with everything supernatural...

  • jackass

  • thanks

  • @JebpyHP you put in so much useless bla-bla into your video, you have no right to judge that book

  • No one ever told me it was cute...

  • @JebpyHP i think your hair is cute

  • and please think before you say stuff, because i am generally interested in what you have to say.......just not when you say the word like like like....like alll the time.

  • you like your hair a lot don't you....

  • not really.

  • well to be honest it is pretty cool compared to my flat, splitted end one. so meh.

  • This book was a rip-off. In the last chapters of the book, the Volturi come, 100 pages of discussion and they leave. No fight, no (real) deaths. The suspense was for nothing. And then they sex happily ever after yet again. Yeah, Breaking Dawn. The only thing it has broken is thousands of dedicated fans' souls. Thanks Meyer.

  • also, i agree with the book always being perfect. Sooo predictable. It suckz how some books always go the right way, and nothing goes wrong :(

  • i dislike new moon the most. It has a lot of useless stuff too!

  • the book wasnt dumb at all. it just isnt what people were expecting and everyone was shocked. they had sex, but we dont understand how this could happen with a cvampire and a human/ no one understands how edward got bella pregnant, but oh well we all got over that.

  • Next if stephenie meyer puts in useless crap then why the hell did you even continue reading the book series? If you werent an idiot you would relealize how flippen important the jacob chapter was. i was the same the first time i read it, but if you take your time reading it, that whole chapter was necessary!

  • You think stephenie meyer doesnt know what foreshadowing means? she has a bigger vocabulary than you. all you can say is "dumb" over and over again. Bella actually may die someday so she isnt the dumbass you are. Basically what im saying is 1st, this video is DUMB, 2nd your an idiot, 3rd the book was actually pretty good. it wasnt the best, but it wasnt bad.

  • why would jacob imprint on a baby

  • he can't help it

  • ok number 1 acually the book was pretty good... 2 wow ur voice is annoying.....3 the way bella got pregant was because she DID IT WITH EDWARD!!!! duuuuuuuhhhh..wow

  • that's strange, the video before this one you had like 120 viewers and 7 people rated it and on this one 5395 viewers and something like 132 poeple rated it

    thats a hell of bif step from 120 to 5395

  • haha dude i freakin agree with everything you said lol. and you're really funny/pretty

  • I have to tell you something.

    YOU ARE SO DUMB, GIRL!!!!!!!!!!

    AND SO ANNOYING!

  • I know this video is terrible!! Watch some of my newer more composed videos, and you might think differently.

  • ok, i´m sorry, i take it back.

    nice vid :)

  • like how i said to another video, i love the book and i think it's amazing, but she has the right to say her opinion. : )

  • i dont see why everyone is freaking out on her, shes entitled to her opinion.

    if it bothers you, stop the video and go do something else.

    i mean is yelling at her really gonna change her opinion, i think not.

    so your video was funny. haha, supadumb!

    but i disagree, i think stephenie is a great writer.

    and bd was amazing.

    if you go to her website it explains alot of the stuff in bd, i.e- the pregnancy.

    thats my feedback.

    byeeeeeee :)

  • I did go on her website shortly after finishing the book, and I read the explanations. I still think the book is shit, but thank you for standing up for me and respecting my opinion.

  • You are so right with your review, i just wasted like 50 hours of my life reading all four books and they suck. You however, are a very fine looking gal. Props.

  • OH WOW.. you´re so smart!...why don´t write a book yourself and see how people react!

    I think you are entitled to have your own opinion, but please don´t exagerate and express your opinion in a polite way.

    And have respect for Stephenie Meyer as a writter.

  • What respect?

    Stephanie Meyer influenced pedophilia -

    Remember? Jacob? And baby?

    Who derserves respect?

    The people who reject 8D

  • lol....you were funny.

    I laughed the whole time..byut you did make some good points, in my opinion the book wasn't good at all it made me frustrated to a point where i just stopped reading it for a couple of days. But you know i finished and i couldn't believe it. It was just so...cliche!

    Everyone had a happy ending even Jacob and not that i don't like him its just...damn idk  i just expected more out of the book...

  • Omfg!

    Dont be so out of oder!

    it doesnt matter about how he got her pregnant !

    And its and amazing book so stop saying its stupid OK

    You low life person. so please stop saying stupid things I listening to you tlk n your making me fell SICK!

  • I have AIDS.

  • OMG you are so right. i just finished breaking daw. i'm so disipointed :(

  • That Enchanted poster in the background is win.

  • its her opinion, jeez!

  • funniest review ever

  • HAHAHA that was a fun review thx you made me cackle

  • Can everyone please stop insulting her? She has a right to her own opinion. Just like me, she's not going to follow the crowd and love it. If she hated it, she hated it.

    I'm not a big fan of it either. I thought Meyer was lacking in imagination and the stories are very predictable. Stephenie can take this helpful critisism and improve on it.

  • Let's see you write a book. I doubt it would even compare to the effort and imagination Stephanie put into her books. You have no compassion for feelings of the autor or her fans. I believe next time your book sells 1.3 million in one day y'dumbou come talk to me so I can tell you how "dumb" I think it is.

    Go suck a nut kid.

  • no ur DUMB!

  • i am goin to begin with that u r a "DUMB" A**, I really think u need to watch this video of urself again and c how "DUMB" u look,u didnt even look like u know wat the F u wanted to say. U look like u need to sit ur "DUMB" stupid A** back down and read the book again and maybe u wont waste ur time and everyone elses' With "DUMB" videos like this. Stephenie Meyers is a great writer and all the books are great!! who writes a saga in two books, U convinced me that the only thing that is "DUMB" is U

  • it was amazing i am sorry to say this but alot of people will agree with me YOU ARE A TWILIGHT HATER F U STEPHANIE MEYER IS AWSOME

    and the series does make sense

  • reason bella pregnant because she is human so if edward is vampire she can get pregnant

  • Vampire's are dead.

    So, how did he make Bella pregnant? Do dead people have alive sperm?

  • No, i think Stephenie Myer was having a hot night with her husband, when he ejaculated on her, she was like, "Fuck it, im giving vampires sperm."

  • I don't get why people are so mean on here. It's like, if you hate twilight, or you hate people's reactions then just go watch WKUK or something. I think the video is great, I agree with you, and you're fun to watch.

    everyone else can just eat a dick.

  • you need to stop saying the word dumb.

    WE GET IT YOU THOUGHT IT WAS DUMB.

    but jeeze

    Use other words to decribe the book

  • haha your funny

  • She was going to write forever dawn. She said that if she did that, new moon, and eclispe would never had happened. And edward would never had left and jacob would never have been in love with Bella. I'm confused because why would you write two books about something then say in the next book none of it had happened? I mean i'm confused? Did she think about Forever dawn before she ever wrote new moon, and eclispe? And why didn't Edward read her mind more!!!

  • ... stephanie mayre is well good, and so is her booooks. you dumb.

  • that is your opinion that stephanie is a good author. Not everyone is going to like what you like. duh

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  • you need to shut up!!!! it was ah-mazing

  • ok its VOLTURI GURL i thought it wuz good and u know wat

    FUK UUUUUU AND ALL DA HATERZ!!!!!

  • Just because the fans love something doesn't mean it's a good novel. Die-hards are often on the other side of the fence from those who view a particular nugget of pop culture from a distance. Yes, it is nice to have loyalty but please a poorly written book is still a poorly written book no matter who writes it. Lastly, I find it really sad that there are so many people which read and praise her books just because it is Stephenie Meyer.

  • bella got pregnant from edward

  • stephanie meyer is not STUPID

  • you are a little mean

  • I am?

  • It's Vol-Churri, I think...

  • i agree with my b.f.f ilovesoda4ever

  • omg some people like this book! and beacuse of people like you, SHES NOT WRITING MIDNIGHT SUN JACK ASS

  • Actually I really like Midnight Sun.

  • Clearly you've never read good literature...Sorry...

  • It is a very fair opinion on the book, though goodness knows why you read them if they tick you off so much? And I think, like most viewers, I would have appreciated your video if you had been a little more articulate with your speech. I didn't count how many times you used the word "dumb" or "stupid" for fear of becoming severely depressed. Nonetheless, I see you have taste and certainty in what you look for in a good book.

  • sorry about my lack of articulate speech. I had finished the book five minutes before I filmed this, and was just kind of upset. Imagine finishing something you had been obsessed with coming out for the past three months.

  • Is the last book bad? why?

  • Its awful.

    Just watch this video.

  • What is with that sound in the background

    I think we are being brainwashed

  • haha no just crappy equipment.

  • yur voice sounds like a dude.......stupid

  • OMGosh

    why are you reading the books then?

    i see you do not like anything about the saga... you talk about it asif you just read it for the fun or you were pushed to read them !!!

    just shut up and stop saying ' Dumb'... jeeeeeez !!!!! get a life !

  • Ok Ok . . . Whooo. I could not stop laughing at your reaction, it was hilarious. I understand what you mean completely, but i still really love Breaking Dawn. To me its was good, but i hated the fact there was no fight. It seemed like the entire series was leading up to a fight, that never happened. But i hope now you understand how Bella got pregnant, because Stpehenie explains it.

  • ugh! your a DUMB ass! the book was great and you just dont want to be "LIKE EVERY 1 ELSE"

  • So true!!! I totally agree with you so much!!!!

  • u don't understand how people get pregnant?

  • No! I understand how humans get pregnant. Not a vampire and a human. But its okay because its kind of fantasy anyway.

  • you are sooooo stupid.

    you should have never started eating.

  • eating?