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  • I'm a 10th grade vegan so I don't eat anything much

  • I remember there being a sound effect at 2:20. Am I wrong?

  • I think ninja is gaining weight LOL

  • oh and i would like a video sent to me for a relpy but i have a facebook acount my email is Bwfhotrod@aol.com send the video there

  • dear ninja what do you think of the ninjago lego sets do you them captureing the image of ninjas in legos

  • I have a question, do Ninjas play video games about Ninjas because that would be like a life sim to them.

  • Whoever brought dog poop to a BBQ should be ninja'd on sight.

  • If Ask a Ninja had a girl, the majority of their relationship may just be trying to kill each other. I have a question about ninja dating now. xD

    Thanks for uploading this!

  • after he spat the watermelon seed, the camera man died... HA. 2:20

  • @A7XHIMSLIPKnoT Thaaaaaaaat's what that was..

  • NINJA-CUE!

  • interesting that that ninja's weakness is reading

  • i get an ad of a store selling bbq's.....

  • 250 people were killed by ask a ninja

  • so a ninja's weakness is reading!

  • the purple or blue background easy on the eyes with all this red i wanna tear my eyes out.

  • 98% of things with ears are repelled by Micheal Buble. (or however its spelt)! brilliant!

  • nenja? you mean ninja

  • What the heck is a BBQ Girl?

  • :56 over and over and laugh :D

  • do ninja use snipers w/ silencer to take far away targets???

  • ninja invetation???

  • lol

  • lol at the dies xD

  • NENJA!

  • New ones are as funny as this. Only thing is, they don't have theme song.

  • im gunna buy a girl soon!! hya hya hy- wait i meant grill!!!!

  • 0:00

    

  • o god i laughed til my throat hurt watching him say, "watcha got there spam and lint rolled in notebook paper? i'll eat that. If you put the dog poop IN the yoohoo, ill drink that for 5 dollars."

  • we dont neeed any more paper cups :P

  • I want a "kill the cook" apron

  • need...to...find....volcano...­....o.0

  • LOL Jessica Tandy? To each his old... uh, I mean own. XDD

  • fucking awesome !!

  • i though ninja where slim :)

  • Whats a ninja?

  • LOL!

  • Being a Ninja Sucks Ass XD

  • whats your take on pineapples

  • the ending freaked me out

  • Ninja has made a lot of movies since he gave up his Ninja carreer, he's getting quite the beer belly xD

  • Moskillos will just land on your head and plunge right through your skull.

  • ,,I look forward to buying a girl soon! -oh wait i mean grill!''

  • Will Justin timber lake repel just as well?

    Or will it actually kill everyone in proximity?

  • "we dont need any more paper cups!"

  • Ugh I haven't had hydracow in foooooorevuuuur. My uncle is the one who usually throws the Ninjaques cause he has his own volcano but no one has seen him in awhile.....

  • He sounds different in the newer ones

  • I remember watching this video when I was 15... it was funny then and it's funny now!

  • You poor tenth graders. :-D

  • Fucking love the watermelon thing.

  • He sounds so serious and legit that I believe almost believe him.

  • how much do you weigh? what would a ninja have to do if he gets caught? why do you always use a red background? how many ninja suits do you have? are your parents ninjas? how bout your pets? how long can a ninja live? what does a ninja do if he ever (hopefully not) gets tired of killing? describe your first "kill". what kind of camera does a ninja use for videos? do you shower in your ninja suit? who was the first ninja? do ninjas exist in forms of aliens? what is your favorite color?

  • loving it

  • Yohoo!!!!

    

  • what part of the dragon is edible...? hahahha LOL

  • lol ninjas can do anything and they have the answer for everything

  • Hey Sarine Douglas LoL*

    We know your identity!

  • He made a book lol.

  • 246 people will be immediately turned into zombie fliies

  • u probably couldn't get out of a volcano if you're in the volcano!

  • it isn't a bbq! it's a cookout!

  • Don't go chasing the bbq!

  • hahahah!

  • no he just intimidates the meat and it cooks itself

  • "they will land on your hand and punch right through your skull"

    LOL

  • im havin a botu-ball at my next party

  • Don't go chasing BBQ s

  • Reborn as a zombie fly. That totally ruins a party.

  • i look forward to buying a girl soon.... noo wait

  • the intro song i love it lol is very funny and yes he deserved a t.v show

  • Just so you know that guy is Douglas Sarine apparently he's partner also helps with the comedy when they receive a question.

  • no more paper cups!

  • DON'T GO CHASIN' BBQ

  • what do you thinks behind the red bedsheets in the backround?

    1 moms basement?

    2 torture chanber?

    training ninja gym?3

  • @stormimormon all of the above. It's his mom's recreational torture chamber in the basement

  • @stormimormon

    numbaro 2, imo.

  • @stormimormon Its probably his BBQ grill

  • @stormimormon

    umm.. red screen? like, not a GREEN screen, a RED screen. Ya know.

  • I always wondered what the heck a "coulotte" was so I went and looked it up! Go Wiki!

  • help me help me XD

  • The papercups part.

    I loved this guy.

    Go NINJAS.

  • if you put the dog poop in the yoohoo, ill drink it for 5 bucks

  • the "dont go chasing BBQ" makes me crack up every time XD lololol

  • man I love this guy.... but I have to say Michael buble is one of those artist taht actually make me want to sing....(Classics)

  • lol if you cant stand the heat get out of the volcano

  • You need a row of tenth graders, cuz tenth graders will eat anything.

  • @Samus5164 we do :D

  • @Samus5164 lol its funny yet sad at them same time cuz its true :)

  • @Samus5164 I'm a tenth grader...

  • @Samus5164 Not true, I haven't eaten any vegetable matter since 5th grade.

  • @TheTaurniOne You should if you play spore...

  • Don't go chasing BBQ lol

  • @TheMonsterHunter777 lmfaoooooooooooooooo

  • He sounds like Brock Baker.

  • WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE PAPER CUPS!

  • I want to eat a bowl of pickles, raison bran, chocolate sauce, and shrimp

  • He got fat, haven't seen an episode in a while.

  • He did put on the pounds a bit, like 3 years ago, but he lost all that weight again, his recent vids he is fitter then ever :D

  • i noticed that too lol

  • If you put the dog poo in the yohoo, I'll drink that for $5.

    Haha, I can see a kid doing that.

  • is it me or does he seem like he's gained a few?

  • "Molten rock really brings out the flavor in meat"

    lmao!!! i love it!!!

  • 1:05 Jessica joke... love it.

  • booblaybees+

    10th graders will eat anything (so true)+

    flesh melting of your skin+

    BBQ Girl+

    Ninja+

    Paper cups=

    BETS VID EVAR!!!

  • " dont go chasing bbq's" Hahaha, that was amazing xD

  • My mom is 39 and she loves Michel Buble that made my day! xD

  • Don't go chasing BBQs.

  • do ninjas ever use guns

  • hahahahah....booblaybees? hahahahahhahahaha

  • kill the cook apron lol

  • ROFL! "10th graders will eat anything!" Hilarious!

  • lol, raiders of the lost ark style!

  • lmao...a zombie fly huh? i wonder if its another one of those circle of DEATH kinda things lol...i love these vids....

  • my name is greg and im in 10th grade do i win???

  • @lezmpy Epically, son. XD

  • im a very big ninja that shakes the ground and break stuff when i jump of flim, espaclyy the secert move of-------------------------

  • "i look foward to getting a girl soon! WAIT I MEANT GRILL!" LOL

  • kill the cook LOL

  • lol lol olol olololololol

  • This ninja's kinda big around the waist, eh?

  • lol im a tenth grader!

  • agreed~ :D

  • no paper cups

  • dont go chasing bbqs.lol.

  • very lil of a dragon is edible and i wanna eat that Lol

  • They're just containing his awesomeness.

  • BUH

  • 4:08 that was cute xD

  • YOUR SO COOL AND FUNNY il subscribe to ya!

  • Well I'm not ninja

    Your not ninja

    She's not ninja too

    Only he is ninja

  • is he ninja? or is... ninja

  • 10th graders WILL eat anything, especially for $5. I should know I was one of them.

  • "ACK-LALALALALALLALA" lol thats funny

  • LOL But I love Michael Buble :P

    This guy's awesome

  • He is a ninja, he wants you to think he is fat to lure you in so he can snap your neck or some other twisted way of killing you.... GO NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • When did the ninja get all... fat?

  • He's not fat. He want you to think that he is fat!

  • thats what you will be saying while he's pulling your brain out

  • buble bees XD

  • dude! this guy deserves his own tv show!

  • @saria1fan I'd watch it. Its much better than most of whats on tv now.

  • "very little part of te dragon is eatable, and part that is, i dont wanna eat." lmao XD

  • "DONT BE CHASIN' BBQs."

    xDDD

    I pissed myself.

  • \if you cant stand the heat get out of the valcano!

  • i cant wait to buy a girl. wait grill! i mean grill!

  • the promise? wut?

  • I got a question xD ye i pleced it here cuz i cant ask a ninja cuz computer f*cked up well:How are ninja road trips?

  • "raiders of the ark style aaaaaaaaaaaa" lol

  • "You want it to be very sharp and very hard. Throw it at the back of a ninja, that way you know they've recieved it." ROFLMAO

  • "If you cant stand the heat, get out of the volcano."

    im gonna live by those words from now on

  • WE NINJA-Q! LOL

  • help me.... help me....

  • "if you put the dog poop in the yoohoo, ill eat that for 5$"

    HAHAAHHAHA

  • you are probably dead.

  • bbq Girl? :P

  • Like raiders of the lost ark scene 'BLALALALALALLA" ROFL funny funny

  • HAHAHA i'm a tenth grader!

  • "Dont go chasing B B Q's"

  • ninjaque LMFAOOOO!!!

  • haha cant go wrong with some BBQ huh ninja

  • 98% of things with ears are repelled by michael buble

  • u get reborn as a zombie fly and that tottally ruins a party cuz that person in the corner going hagoo hagoo! XD

  • i'm ready to ninja-cue *tink tink tink* lol

  • jajajajajajajaja a spanish laugh hahaha this is funny

  • The Ninja has been packing on the pounds it looks like....

    ;)

  • Michael Booble!!

  • buble, not booble

  • 0:57 had me laughing for a good 5 minutes!

  • BBQ- political party from Ireland? I dont get it...

  • Its Cuz most political parties in Northern Ireland Are abbreviated to letters e.g DUP, PUP, UUP