o god i laughed til my throat hurt watching him say, "watcha got there spam and lint rolled in notebook paper? i'll eat that. If you put the dog poop IN the yoohoo, ill drink that for 5 dollars."
Ugh I haven't had hydracow in foooooorevuuuur. My uncle is the one who usually throws the Ninjaques cause he has his own volcano but no one has seen him in awhile.....
how much do you weigh? what would a ninja have to do if he gets caught? why do you always use a red background? how many ninja suits do you have? are your parents ninjas? how bout your pets? how long can a ninja live? what does a ninja do if he ever (hopefully not) gets tired of killing? describe your first "kill". what kind of camera does a ninja use for videos? do you shower in your ninja suit? who was the first ninja? do ninjas exist in forms of aliens? what is your favorite color?
The movie I like is - Cast AwaySuch a good performance from Tom Hanks... Really very nice movie it gave me the different experience... The film shows that every human can prove themselves when they are in edge life...Thank you
He is a ninja, he wants you to think he is fat to lure you in so he can snap your neck or some other twisted way of killing you.... GO NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm a 10th grade vegan so I don't eat anything much
strongAnthonycool 1 month ago
I remember there being a sound effect at 2:20. Am I wrong?
Seantendo 2 months ago
I think ninja is gaining weight LOL
Wakeduduwa 3 months ago
oh and i would like a video sent to me for a relpy but i have a facebook acount my email is Bwfhotrod@aol.com send the video there
Bwflegoninja 3 months ago
dear ninja what do you think of the ninjago lego sets do you them captureing the image of ninjas in legos
Bwflegoninja 3 months ago
I have a question, do Ninjas play video games about Ninjas because that would be like a life sim to them.
greenflashbat 4 months ago
Whoever brought dog poop to a BBQ should be ninja'd on sight.
benaji261 4 months ago
If Ask a Ninja had a girl, the majority of their relationship may just be trying to kill each other. I have a question about ninja dating now. xD
Thanks for uploading this!
Serasia 5 months ago
after he spat the watermelon seed, the camera man died... HA. 2:20
A7XHIMSLIPKnoT 6 months ago 9
@A7XHIMSLIPKnoT Thaaaaaaaat's what that was..
ganjaninja23 5 months ago
NINJA-CUE!
ElPolloL0co1 6 months ago
interesting that that ninja's weakness is reading
kaitlynmoreno192 7 months ago
i get an ad of a store selling bbq's.....
thedorantor 7 months ago
250 people were killed by ask a ninja
RandomProductionsCA 8 months ago
so a ninja's weakness is reading!
Firrerre 8 months ago
the purple or blue background easy on the eyes with all this red i wanna tear my eyes out.
seansfc 8 months ago
98% of things with ears are repelled by Micheal Buble. (or however its spelt)! brilliant!
navvir 8 months ago
nenja? you mean ninja
psp4445 8 months ago
What the heck is a BBQ Girl?
ImperialButterfly 9 months ago
:56 over and over and laugh :D
jeffreybubblez7 9 months ago
do ninja use snipers w/ silencer to take far away targets???
nits469 10 months ago
ninja invetation???
MultiBookie15 10 months ago
lol
crosssword100 11 months ago
lol at the dies xD
JoelleDeleon 11 months ago
NENJA!
asdfevasdf03 11 months ago
New ones are as funny as this. Only thing is, they don't have theme song.
Nithralas 11 months ago
im gunna buy a girl soon!! hya hya hy- wait i meant grill!!!!
MsAnimechik 11 months ago
0:00
ThisWegene 1 year ago
o god i laughed til my throat hurt watching him say, "watcha got there spam and lint rolled in notebook paper? i'll eat that. If you put the dog poop IN the yoohoo, ill drink that for 5 dollars."
FriedriceOwns 1 year ago
we dont neeed any more paper cups :P
happiebelly 1 year ago
I want a "kill the cook" apron
Killmatic5000 1 year ago
need...to...find....volcano.......o.0
ninjaiguana 1 year ago
LOL Jessica Tandy? To each his old... uh, I mean own. XDD
Mastermind8908 1 year ago
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SuperMedric 1 year ago
fucking awesome !!
DJJimCowley 1 year ago
i though ninja where slim :)
bayandsl 1 year ago
Whats a ninja?
CJB08291990 1 year ago
LOL!
TheBrightKnightJ 1 year ago
Being a Ninja Sucks Ass XD
supajero 1 year ago
whats your take on pineapples
tnourie 1 year ago
the ending freaked me out
MitochondrialAdam 1 year ago
Ninja has made a lot of movies since he gave up his Ninja carreer, he's getting quite the beer belly xD
RobinGothic16 1 year ago
Moskillos will just land on your head and plunge right through your skull.
ArivainHlaenddare 1 year ago
,,I look forward to buying a girl soon! -oh wait i mean grill!''
VuileTeef 1 year ago 2
Will Justin timber lake repel just as well?
Or will it actually kill everyone in proximity?
tom133991 1 year ago
"we dont need any more paper cups!"
decutthroat 1 year ago
Ugh I haven't had hydracow in foooooorevuuuur. My uncle is the one who usually throws the Ninjaques cause he has his own volcano but no one has seen him in awhile.....
Tinker13ee 1 year ago 8
He sounds different in the newer ones
AxisXAllies 1 year ago
I remember watching this video when I was 15... it was funny then and it's funny now!
ronspeck 1 year ago
You poor tenth graders. :-D
artsyfartsy1998 1 year ago
Fucking love the watermelon thing.
ErieTheUnDead 1 year ago
He sounds so serious and legit that I believe almost believe him.
EvangeMani 1 year ago
how much do you weigh? what would a ninja have to do if he gets caught? why do you always use a red background? how many ninja suits do you have? are your parents ninjas? how bout your pets? how long can a ninja live? what does a ninja do if he ever (hopefully not) gets tired of killing? describe your first "kill". what kind of camera does a ninja use for videos? do you shower in your ninja suit? who was the first ninja? do ninjas exist in forms of aliens? what is your favorite color?
Pickles9461 1 year ago
loving it
TESOblivion4 1 year ago
Yohoo!!!!
iizgenious 1 year ago
what part of the dragon is edible...? hahahha LOL
mendozajanrae 1 year ago
lol ninjas can do anything and they have the answer for everything
jasoncuts1 1 year ago
Hey Sarine Douglas LoL*
We know your identity!
xxmorales182xx 1 year ago
He made a book lol.
loverboystephan 1 year ago
246 people will be immediately turned into zombie fliies
arachnophile01 1 year ago
u probably couldn't get out of a volcano if you're in the volcano!
GAdawgsfan93 1 year ago
it isn't a bbq! it's a cookout!
sargin1 1 year ago
Don't go chasing the bbq!
sasyboncho 1 year ago
hahahah!
Codsrock 1 year ago
no he just intimidates the meat and it cooks itself
neoteo98 1 year ago
"they will land on your hand and punch right through your skull"
LOL
MrWayJay 1 year ago
im havin a botu-ball at my next party
ahenmaxtae 1 year ago
Don't go chasing BBQ s
harlemstreetz 1 year ago
Reborn as a zombie fly. That totally ruins a party.
otakuhime000015 1 year ago
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THIS SUCKS this is not even funny
gushers234 1 year ago
i look forward to buying a girl soon.... noo wait
xstayinshadowx99 1 year ago
the intro song i love it lol is very funny and yes he deserved a t.v show
Airborne488 1 year ago
Just so you know that guy is Douglas Sarine apparently he's partner also helps with the comedy when they receive a question.
TopJew 1 year ago
no more paper cups!
irndeath 1 year ago
DON'T GO CHASIN' BBQ
aerialpc 1 year ago
what do you thinks behind the red bedsheets in the backround?
1 moms basement?
2 torture chanber?
training ninja gym?3
stormimormon 1 year ago
@stormimormon all of the above. It's his mom's recreational torture chamber in the basement
InuKiba1 1 year ago
@stormimormon
numbaro 2, imo.
drlittle123 1 year ago
@stormimormon Its probably his BBQ grill
MonkeysLikeIceCream 1 year ago
@stormimormon
umm.. red screen? like, not a GREEN screen, a RED screen. Ya know.
luekdethwish 1 year ago
I always wondered what the heck a "coulotte" was so I went and looked it up! Go Wiki!
funkymarvi 1 year ago
help me help me XD
domocarnage 1 year ago
The papercups part.
I loved this guy.
Go NINJAS.
iPurple999 1 year ago
if you put the dog poop in the yoohoo, ill drink it for 5 bucks
Lhikanpickshisnose 1 year ago 2
the "dont go chasing BBQ" makes me crack up every time XD lololol
CrystalCrisisCore 1 year ago
man I love this guy.... but I have to say Michael buble is one of those artist taht actually make me want to sing....(Classics)
boobie284 1 year ago
lol if you cant stand the heat get out of the volcano
livetheskate 1 year ago 2
You need a row of tenth graders, cuz tenth graders will eat anything.
Samus5164 1 year ago 30
@Samus5164 we do :D
yhmmot 11 months ago
@Samus5164 lol its funny yet sad at them same time cuz its true :)
GenericUssername 9 months ago
@Samus5164 I'm a tenth grader...
kagomeLovesInuyasha3 7 months ago 2
@Samus5164 Not true, I haven't eaten any vegetable matter since 5th grade.
TheTaurniOne 7 months ago
@TheTaurniOne You should if you play spore...
NinjaMinkzx 4 months ago
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NinjaMinkzx 4 months ago
Don't go chasing BBQ lol
TheMonsterHunter777 1 year ago 4
@TheMonsterHunter777 lmfaoooooooooooooooo
CrystalCrisisCore 1 year ago
He sounds like Brock Baker.
TheWarnerSister 1 year ago
WE DON'T NEED ANY MORE PAPER CUPS!
whatt2dowithdaylight 1 year ago 24
I want to eat a bowl of pickles, raison bran, chocolate sauce, and shrimp
Drunkenprophet23 1 year ago
He got fat, haven't seen an episode in a while.
br3ntw 1 year ago
He did put on the pounds a bit, like 3 years ago, but he lost all that weight again, his recent vids he is fitter then ever :D
Ky1es 1 year ago
i noticed that too lol
MGnuccii 1 year ago
If you put the dog poo in the yohoo, I'll drink that for $5.
Haha, I can see a kid doing that.
ShaynahHop 1 year ago 5
is it me or does he seem like he's gained a few?
havocson 1 year ago
"Molten rock really brings out the flavor in meat"
lmao!!! i love it!!!
6V92TA 1 year ago
1:05 Jessica joke... love it.
jftvrwk 1 year ago
booblaybees+
10th graders will eat anything (so true)+
flesh melting of your skin+
BBQ Girl+
Ninja+
Paper cups=
BETS VID EVAR!!!
AFOband 1 year ago
" dont go chasing bbq's" Hahaha, that was amazing xD
kagomeLovesInuyasha3 1 year ago
My mom is 39 and she loves Michel Buble that made my day! xD
CosmicClash 1 year ago
Don't go chasing BBQs.
dcbandnerd 1 year ago
do ninjas ever use guns
somekid725 1 year ago
hahahahah....booblaybees? hahahahahhahahaha
harken51 1 year ago
kill the cook apron lol
Chickennubs 1 year ago
ROFL! "10th graders will eat anything!" Hilarious!
MabinogiHeadQuaters 1 year ago
lol, raiders of the lost ark style!
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mounkesamadabul 2 years ago
lmao...a zombie fly huh? i wonder if its another one of those circle of DEATH kinda things lol...i love these vids....
ForeverMe78 2 years ago
my name is greg and im in 10th grade do i win???
lezmpy 2 years ago
@lezmpy Epically, son. XD
KaTieZCrAZyCasTZ 2 years ago
im a very big ninja that shakes the ground and break stuff when i jump of flim, espaclyy the secert move of-------------------------
VODKAGOCRAZY1991 2 years ago
"i look foward to getting a girl soon! WAIT I MEANT GRILL!" LOL
1234Rse1234 2 years ago 3
kill the cook LOL
GeneralRenji 2 years ago 2
lol lol olol olololololol
duhastchris 2 years ago 5
This ninja's kinda big around the waist, eh?
MylesPrower 2 years ago 2
lol im a tenth grader!
tonyz79 2 years ago 2
agreed~ :D
luvhateme001 2 years ago
no paper cups
skateingclowns 2 years ago
dont go chasing bbqs.lol.
clarevieeeew 2 years ago 13
very lil of a dragon is edible and i wanna eat that Lol
buleball 2 years ago
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The ninja has MAN BOOBS :O
Gogetano1 2 years ago
They're just containing his awesomeness.
Zokly581 2 years ago 4
BUH
apacolypseday 2 years ago
4:08 that was cute xD
gisellaknight555 2 years ago
YOUR SO COOL AND FUNNY il subscribe to ya!
DarkLink850 2 years ago
Well I'm not ninja
Your not ninja
She's not ninja too
Only he is ninja
TheMarkd 2 years ago
is he ninja? or is... ninja
Th3Unf0rg1v3n95 2 years ago
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is this a different guy than usual?
StevewiththePbass 2 years ago
10th graders WILL eat anything, especially for $5. I should know I was one of them.
GreenNinjaN 2 years ago 29
"ACK-LALALALALALLALA" lol thats funny
Robro345 2 years ago
LOL But I love Michael Buble :P
This guy's awesome
JoshOhen92 2 years ago 2
He is a ninja, he wants you to think he is fat to lure you in so he can snap your neck or some other twisted way of killing you.... GO NINJA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kanewtson 2 years ago 9
When did the ninja get all... fat?
limeyBoy15 2 years ago
He's not fat. He want you to think that he is fat!
OreWaSulekDesu 2 years ago 5
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he is fat omfg
BludSworn 2 years ago
thats what you will be saying while he's pulling your brain out
hardelaphant 2 years ago 3
buble bees XD
xeronegamefaqs 2 years ago 4
dude! this guy deserves his own tv show!
saria1fan 2 years ago 125
@saria1fan I'd watch it. Its much better than most of whats on tv now.
stspeight 1 year ago 2
"very little part of te dragon is eatable, and part that is, i dont wanna eat." lmao XD
royboyrp3 2 years ago 6
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is it me or does he look a lil fat in this vid?
poetic252 2 years ago
"DONT BE CHASIN' BBQs."
xDDD
I pissed myself.
Gibsonway 2 years ago 9
\if you cant stand the heat get out of the valcano!
CaptunCrunch 2 years ago 2
i cant wait to buy a girl. wait grill! i mean grill!
robodude245 2 years ago 12
the promise? wut?
stokes91 2 years ago
I got a question xD ye i pleced it here cuz i cant ask a ninja cuz computer f*cked up well:How are ninja road trips?
razornugget941 2 years ago
"raiders of the ark style aaaaaaaaaaaa" lol
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Hein966 2 years ago
"You want it to be very sharp and very hard. Throw it at the back of a ninja, that way you know they've recieved it." ROFLMAO
lightquake 2 years ago 4
"If you cant stand the heat, get out of the volcano."
im gonna live by those words from now on
CrazyPikachu7 2 years ago 7
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JBwizzy92 2 years ago
WE NINJA-Q! LOL
SEZIT 2 years ago
help me.... help me....
lightquake 2 years ago
"if you put the dog poop in the yoohoo, ill eat that for 5$"
HAHAAHHAHA
p00ned0wned 2 years ago 4
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this is gay
karateboy1105 2 years ago
you are probably dead.
tboneonthedobro 2 years ago 10
bbq Girl? :P
masterkick7 2 years ago
Like raiders of the lost ark scene 'BLALALALALALLA" ROFL funny funny
FUBARIbenez 2 years ago 3
HAHAHA i'm a tenth grader!
cakesareyumy 2 years ago
"Dont go chasing B B Q's"
StrtTunr 2 years ago 6
ninjaque LMFAOOOO!!!
Theprav 2 years ago
haha cant go wrong with some BBQ huh ninja
JustAddBBQ 2 years ago
98% of things with ears are repelled by michael buble
jpallen2007 2 years ago 3
u get reborn as a zombie fly and that tottally ruins a party cuz that person in the corner going hagoo hagoo! XD
cepitabread334 2 years ago
i'm ready to ninja-cue *tink tink tink* lol
lordofchaosrb 2 years ago
jajajajajajajaja a spanish laugh hahaha this is funny
cnhops13 2 years ago
The Ninja has been packing on the pounds it looks like....
;)
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RiceTastesAwsome 2 years ago
Michael Booble!!
Neebokbok 2 years ago
buble, not booble
cpillarie 2 years ago
0:57 had me laughing for a good 5 minutes!
launchpadmcquak 2 years ago 2
BBQ- political party from Ireland? I dont get it...
Richierua 2 years ago
Its Cuz most political parties in Northern Ireland Are abbreviated to letters e.g DUP, PUP, UUP
ccampbell949 2 years ago