I Have an Agent Now

[th1nkman]

LOL you just made a massive deposit into that guys spankbank!!! This was so damn funny.

[Taughtology]

It's been more than a year. I think the agent has advised him not to do YouTube and taken John to Hollywood.

[erix]

You think the agent is real? lul

[IrlylikeInFlames]

It looks like you shaved to make yourself look different as to better play the part of the photographer. nice :D

[goldautumnred]

VERY sexy!!

[jcrist]

I think john went back to the agent.

r.i.p

[uzumakifoxtube]

i love you. you scare me a little. you intrigue me a lot. and i love what you do..

[hopeitsgewd]

lmao nice thumbnail...that's a daxflame kinda look...where the fuck have u been btw :v

[kyoobeh]

john!

ractalfece!

please!! i miss you!! come back!

[willtom27]

John, if you're going to show up at a strange guy's apartment and put on bikini underwear, and put yourself through poses, I have a feeling we'll be seeing you in gay porn next.

[lvatlenox]

your fuckin hot

[mazel37]

Amazing, sir.

"you have the legs of a Van Damn"

I simply cannot get enough................

[kyoobeh]

i will BASH your head against the sink..

dental floss around your NECK.. so tight.

ractalfece, you are amazing!

[Eddyutub]

I Like your "work" tried to translate it, and make a sort of spanish and portuguese version but didnt work out...

im not as weird oO

Gratz anyways keep up the good work pal.

[whalesarethin]

lmao

[shonamalona666]

Oh you amazing, amazing ledge.

[bangthatdrumb]

thats hot.

[countingdown27]

Man, you fuckin are so good man, that was tight, shit, you really good at this shit, can I take photos of you???? <3!!!!!!!!!!!!

[boy6221]

ohhhh no! i know where this is going...

[pdelacruz80]

I think he came on your leg. Eww

[kyoobeh]

awesome..

[bobby562557]

lol that freake lol haha talk to me soon

[bobby562557]

dude thats freak shit lol haha

[truvelocity]

I love the part with the make up and the scowl. This is truly how I see models on those perfume adds! I'm so jaded about your encounter, though.

[pestilence88]

wow...that's creepy

[kaddapatton]

Oh man, haha...crazy....

[surrealisticpill]

another quality video, John

[Chuckumentary]

Sorry dude, that was my LA uncle.

He's a leg cryer.

[countingdown27]

hey, do u think he could take pics of me? pweeeeease!!??

[kukelz]

great imagination man just great!

[Collaboratory]

ok im thinking "blue steel" and "yagoogally"

[JustA11en]

he shed a tear

[Nimnoms]

Whoever is lowering the comments: I will bash your head against the sink.

[graham6419]

Magnum!

[Dem0nJohn]

Is that a true story???

Fucking Brilliant

[Deathend]

No offense but I was not amused.

[jcrist]

No offense but you are a furfag.

[bangthatdrumb]

No offense but whats a furfag?

[jcrist]

No offense but use the internets.

[bangthatdrumb]

No offense but I don't have the internet net work on my electronic calculating machine.

[Deathend]

No offense but I was not amused.

[ChainLinkGrin]

I am sure those photos will leak on the net. I wonder if he knows you have a youtube account?

[AndyInJapanN]

wonderful

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

what is up with the trolls?

putting negatives on all the comments

totally sucks

[umegoyomi]

lol lol lol and lol again

oh so perfect :)

* poor baby though, you have been used, didn't your mama tell not to take your clothes off unless it's for youtube??? oh man

[znajka]

he used you.

[Dxmmonster]

lol, weird stuff. don't know what to expect from somthing like that. anyways you should become a director or somthin like that, you just do such a good job on telling the tale and choosing the right music.

[Gollon666]

You should have risked it to go back and take the photos from him. Lord knows what he is doing with them.

[BradOFarrell]

Uh he could've made copies anyway.

[poopdudejerk]

HAHAHAHHA

[yescandles]

Oh my!

[provoko]

Um... uh... oh god, haha. Too weird. Enjoyed it.

[N0itcartsba]

So funny, Bet we'll find some

[SeizuresAreColorful]

terrrifying!

[ununhexium]

Only you would discuss this so plainly.

[partyguy135]

I felt a wet spot on my leg....I dont' know if he licked me or if he shed a tear....

classic!

[Icarus000000]

creepy

[yesmar99]

i feel molested by proxy, now. thanks for the story, john, riveting(*pukes a little in mouth*)

[twiztid6maniac]

nice vid john, had a good laugh from this one XD

keep up the good vids

[HisRoyalDudeliness]

...

[NCKyle1980]

that's sorta creeeepy. :-\ but hey hopefully nothing bad will come of it :) take care :)

[teamtash]

count me in legitimate incestuous troll

[bangthatdrumb]

Move the camera around and give us a better look.

[isaglow]

hahahahaha man. I am glad you cme out OK from the photo shoot.

[thoMASSIVE87]

this is a mind trip

[theman696996]

LMAO

[SaintSanic]

Wow...lol. I can't decide if that all really happened, all I know is that it is very strange...

[bartlebybartleby]

what is a vom

[6Churches]

You can't fault his taste.

[smpfilms]

You looked like Jimmy Pop from the Bloodhound Gang when you were posing! lol

-Cory "Mr. Safety"

[Megdavey666]

YAY! He did look like Jimmy Pop!

[jolelikamgr]

...I would take pictures of you for free... ^_^

[RPozoA]

Hahaha! He licked you...xD

So, the pics will show up on some weird webpage..LOL

[whosniffedme]

That rat bastard!

I wanted to take the pictures! :D

[Nimnoms]

It's a dirty business, John. Should've called him back.

[R4ndomCrap]

awe come on, rectalfeces, did that really happen?

[daajkoot99]

so he wanted to lure u into his little appartement and giv it 2 u

lol

wow

u manwhore, u ...

that's what happens

[Wolfsbaner]

That was really disturbing..bravo :)

[mario2269]

Omagawd!!!!

[DemonWithGoldenWings]

whoa john

whoa whoa whoa

what was the name of the photographer/agent/frightening man

i bet you he has a site

and your pictures are most likely there

[taddoo7]

Nice "Zoolander" pose! Hatefully SEXY... Now about those Van Damme leg shots!

[holynihilism]

nice makeup

[jcrist]

the same thing happened to me, i was working.

he was a balding little man and kind of nervous

I was busy and i gave him my phone number just because I wanted him to go away, I regretted giving him my phone number.

he called me the next day and left a message

I didn't feel like getting raped, not that he could.

[anjarea]

You are an amazing storyteller.

[SleepyMaurice]

beautiful

[shiftyshive]

Haha, wow........wtf....

[lamenamelucky]

no way, thats fucked

[Twitchyxbunny]

'I dont know if he licked me...or shed a tear'

Lol. Epic.

[Jenniferka]

ahahhahaha