I'm drunk!

[TheFighterDude1]

thumbs up if you as got here by tiyping in im drunk!!

[figgersdoesntit]

shg uz happening with this chick>

[ThugNasty83]

Your sexy as fuck. im drunk.. but and  berrr

[suicycle9]

I'm drunk aswell, i love you.

[Alainoob]

you look hella old

[HazyLikeDays]

LOL AM FUCK FHAHFDSFL;SDFJDSLFKJDSA

[dummy711]

I keep thinkin about pizza....and assassins creed? y is this? btw I havw no idea wut she is talking about about cause I am too drunk............

[nmariannn]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh

[nmariannn]

aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh

[nmariannn]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuck ya

[TheTer470]

me fghvccm

[aja0sings]

me too!

[massivecrown]

wooo! for all of you watching this video, and are buzzed out like hell! keep on drinking those shots mother fuckers! kEEP on drinking you bloody wankers! wooo! happy new year!

[testargh]

stuppid **ore

[RAZINSKI]

@testargh lmao, Im drunk right now and i literally lold at your comment.

[OneSmartKitty]

I'm drunk right now,and say,let's all be peaceful.Let's love one aouther,let love and understanding rein down upon us.Let difference's subsidefall upon the wayside,as we join together,hand and hand,in love and peace. May peace rule over your house this season,bless you all. :)

[topsy420]

I'd have sex with her, if you know what I mean.

[TheLastRealViruz]

fuck i wanted to watch something that is funny when im drunk and im looking at this shit wtf now rly omg... fuck wls post something funny omg

[xfireball929x]

I got some words for you. take out your fucking tits

[TheLouieB94]

my put my handss through my hari it felt amazing. i cant feel my face lol. holy shitt

[PlayLiveGames]

I need 35cents fuck

[rrrazz1]

im so fucking drunk

[Soki7000]

Yes...I should be worrying about the muoltipke essats I have due for uni but I don't want to f ace it so here I am. I love you all. Especially her up there ^

[jimmymarshallable]

Im pretty drunk too, whoops marked as spam, sorry lol.

[musiclover1342]

i likeee to drink zeee alcoholll!!!

[iMentalVirus]

Im usually a nice guy, but im now drunk... all i have to say is u r a fucking whore and i wanna fuck u :)

[PuckMeSideways]

I'm drunk and female and I'd do her.

I think it's time to re-access my entire life.

[mais4u]

i got thirsty now :( and its monday!

[helloitssean]

fuuuckkk i dunno how i got here. im drunnkkk didn't even watch the video lolz

[Vanbagle]

IM DRUNK RITE NAIIIIIIIP

[xStaticStacia]

shes kinda hot but she looks olsd..... Im ADRUNK!!! :D

[geeshawer]

thumbs up if you're drunk.

[EmmaCherina]

Hey drunk people (myself included), tell me your thoughts right now! Make a joke, open up, ANYTHING! I will listen!

[BiGzcrip2144]

@EmmaCherina nigga am fucked up

[bartjuhbeekmans]

@EmmaCherina HI ! I JUST WNNA SAY, I RLLY ENJOY U ARE GOING TO LISTEN TO THIS ! I HOPE UR LIFE IS GOOD AND THAT U ARE HAPPY IN THE FUTURE !!! :D <3

[EmmaCherina]

@bartjuhbeekmans GREAT!

[dizymc]

@EmmaCherina hi 

[EmmaCherina]

@dizymc hi there!

[JokingChief]

@EmmaCherina I'm dru kkkkkk hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahaha

[EmmaCherina]

@JokingChief Nice! Hope ur feeling alright in the morning!

[atraversy]

you make me wabnt to drink more

[jaykayenn]

Basically, everyone who got here is drunk... *hic*...

[ThorsGuitarChannel]

I don't understand a word you just fuckign said. but you're cute :)

[CybeRGaMinGfTw]

uD LIKE TO DWANK ON HER TITS

[PacoMxxN]

laws, I am so borracho :DDDDDDDD

[colinwhoom13]

Why isn't she naked?



[mandybearski22]

i'm drunk

[split8180]

2:28 my favorite part

[CartoonKai]

Come checkout my Irish pub advice @ CartoonKais's channel!

[Croakdtk]

YOU MAKE ME WANNA STUFF GRASS UP MY ASS AND PUT PINCHER BUGS ON MY DICK THEN CUM ALL OVER A MONKEYS TITS WHY IT LICKING JACK BLACKS ASSHOLE U FUCKING DICK MUNCHING LOOKIN BITCH!!!!!!!!!

[MrChannel5news]

is it just me? or does This bitch seems like she wants attention......

[JustToletUknow]

im not drunk and this bitch is ugly but i ... uh

[blott1978]

I'm drunk as fuk!! Thumbs up if you typed "i'm drunk" and ended up here!!

[joeMopar412]

thumbs up if you're from martinez!

[suicycle9]

Who else is drunk! thumbs up WOOOOO!!!111!

[Zoonofski]

@suicycle9 yeh boi

[Thunder029]

You said sweet vermouth and showed pictures of dry vermouth. And typically martinis are made with dry vermouth... not sweet... you make manhattans with sweet vermouth.

These days, martinis are made with almost all gin and a little bit of dry vermouth, and then you drop an olive into it. But I like mine dirty... which means I basically like my martinis cut with the juice that comes from the olive jar.

Anyway, you're hot... I like you dirty, too.

[pertyboy69]

@Thunder029 love the change in tone at the end!

[NikolasOkinarius]

Press 9 if u wanna get horny.

[s33m0n3y]

WTF is she saying lol.. ok i may be drunk but at least shes hawt

[icommentonvideos1]

Make a porno please!

[zabarrr]

If you dnt pass out, love, than try to explain us what's the difference between shaken “martini” and stirred one. pls?

Bye bye my dear teacher... (beregi sebja!!!)

[IG1LAD]

I don't know what you said but I can watch you talk all day! ;)

[jdmcknig]

hahaahha im drunk rite nowww

[DeathMetalDrummer198]

Holly shit! You are so hot! ;)



[VivaEmptiness420]

wow, you are beautiful! your accent just makes you even more so :)

[lasoogneypubes]

I'm so drunk right now.. Really. Happy 4th of July everybody!

[mumbojumbo1989]

are you speaking english? I honestly cant tell, I thought this was james bond movie.

[Arees14]

thumps up if you're just swapping her videos and searching for the best tits video ( also im jerking and writing this with one hand)

[samiamscogin]

HAHAHA WTF ARE YOU SAYING. I'M DRUNK

[mwimbs1]

hahahahaahah



[chumpey]

You'd want a Martini shaken not stirred if a poor quality vodka was used. Shaking would help disperse the oil in the vodka. Since most vodka produced today is free from potatoes and therefore oil, it makes little sense to shake one's Martini.

That said, the cocktail described herein consists of gin and vermouth, which requires no shaking at all!

What do I win?! 

[ROTFLxLAWL]

@chumpey a great man once said something similar to your first scentence, but I can't remember who......

[nationsofworld]

i'mf ddruhnk1?!!!!!

[dazathaman1]

your fucked up women!



[mrfredmoore]

Shaken for the bubles that get mixed up in it, tonic added would do the same



[ndaraufrancis]

if its true you were kidnaped while asleep then what had you eaten to make you sleep like a student

[birney291]

thumbs up for that gargle ;)

[diogenesofthetub]

Someone else has probably said these, but I like pretending I'm smart. Toponyms: Champagne, bolonaise, Bearnaise (thanks to my spell checker), hollandaise, Provincial. Shaken, not stirred: stirring bruises the gin and ruins it's flavor. Shaking avoids this.

[M45H4KI]

also, shaken makes it colder (shaken with ice so its really frappé) and to add to ur list: bordeaux and monaco :)

[ashhbby89]

UGH! WHAT!



[Jackurbation]

I'm drunk. She ain't. And I just gave this video it's 702,494th view. She wins.

[Stubmbeine]

Rape the 9 key, over and over... ha.

[NosferatuNetworks]

So sad...even in the beer nation germany this video is .... kind of a fake while searching? I should take my beer goggles off..damned :-)

[unrealeck]

As we say in Scotland.

Am pished!

[lindamermaid]

I lived 5 miles from Martinez for 20+ years and never heard that one. Funny video though.

[flemington69]

thumbs up if u got here buy typing im drunk!!!!!!

[GeSteal]

@flemington69 lols I typed that

[jaguar1410]

@flemington69 im drunk

[smilexlove33]

@flemington69 HAHAHAHHA thats what i did, so sad.

[Tu4Kill]

@flemington69 I'm Wasteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

[ImmortalIcarus]

@flemington69 Fcckkkkkkk yeaaah ( i actually remembered u cant type in F.U.C.K on youtube lol )

[Super420stoned]

@flemington69 im hella drunk

[XxMutilatedxX]

@flemington69 i;'m drunk as fuckkkkkkkkkkkk mannnnnnnnnnn hly fuck, i jus cannot kgfn omghthe entire room is jus spin in hg itd kfkn epiccccccccc, allllllll i been waxcthing is drunbk videos i duRUJNK,

[LughGarrick]

@flemington69 I typed "I'm drunl" into google. Google figured out what I meant and sent me here.

[UBBERTANKER]

i come here fore big tits



[prompelpilten]

Google-slave!

It is nice to have someone to do the googling for me!

[potatoelover95]

youre voice is fucking annoying

[Greexm]

Damn title is so deceptive :(

[ATWareham]

Shaken, not stirred, partly because he was poisoned the one time he didn't care, nearly resulting in his death, and partly because most toxins, like most substances, if dissolved in Vodka with shaken ice in top, will dissolve the ice.  More commonly, salt has the same effect. I'm guessing this is a repost. Oh well.

[13iamsohot]

@LotzOPlotz Ewwww Lolz

[mettalx1]

@LotzOPlotz me too, I'm a litl drink now bit I'l watch porn emediately :-)

[ShakallRus]

@LotzOPlotz ahahaahah

[eRrOr0o]

slut

[Artem22814]

Excuse me,guys. But I cannot understand, how call this beautiful girl. Prompt, please, what is her name.

[strawberriegloss]

love it :D

[bartjuhbeekmans]

im drunk right now

[thommywhite69]

pls show us your very beautyfu boobies=) or only me ;)

[RebornMotherfunker]

I absolutely HATE her accent, turns me out. everyone sucks but me!

[gwuckins]

She also does the hottest excersize vids.

[SANDYLOVEDZAFIRA]

да она сама пьянь какая то

[WellHeyItsAlyssa]

Blonde. enough said. :P

[MrHansieboy]

I Lik You bever

[HF231]

I just typed I am drunk...not that I am complaining

[denman112]

i searched im drunk and this came im fucking gone man like wasted type fuck and i have got school tommorow what dfo i do mt head wont stop rolling plz help me !

[pfunkle]

Intelligent woman with awesome tits: YES

[pablosio94]

to much freetime..

[Pheckemann]

okayt... who typed 'im drunk' at google and came here?

[Spinnifox]

@Pheckemann /raises her hnad

not sure why this came up but its not what iwas exepecting

[TheJohnBaptist]

im drunk..right know

[MrAnderson1985]

soooo, I like what your doin' with yer boobs.

[crispyfloyd]

What I can't understand is with so much porn on the internet, why am I spending time on Youtube watching a clothed hot girl? I don't understand this. Yet, I carry on watching.

[pfunkle]

@crispyfloyd she's hotter than most of teh prons

[Canaboy12]

very tricky..

[pubpukeNfight]

get naked already

[jovicic2009]

mann i can't understand a word she says... but i got to visit russia sometime soon.. na zdravlje!!

[sleepy0815]

i love your porns

[577666]

Don't worry about the spill, I'll lick it up for you!

[MrLeenderd]

YOU ARE NOT DRUNK ... YOU ARE HOT !!

[Scottde420]

you cant steal somebodys song and use it to promote your videos its copyrite

[Eager90]

1:26 = Martinez's COCK...tail

[8Anya8]

@MrHurricaneIKE who enjoys watching and lusting after women and other pleasures of the flesh,but pretends to righteous by justifying his actions by condemning his own guilty conscience aloud.

He will see for himself how God deals with hypocrites!

v

[JezuzPlezuz]

@8Anya8

Yes, Anya. I have noticed this myself.

He also gets randy at sports, twisting it in a perverse way which discribes "rape".

I've been watching this guy.

Not one subject, not one, can he speak of without using some form of sexual activity. He get a hard on from it.

[MrHurricaneIKE]

Still showing off the breasts huh? Now add the list of soul damning offenses to being a heathen drunkard. See what God does to the drunkard in 1 Corinthians 6:10.

[JezuzPlezuz]

@MrHurricaneIKE

Oh, Mr. Hurricane. Stop trying to act as if you are not turned on by it all.

Your life is centered around sex. Every breath you breathe is of sex , not the Lord, not repentance, and surely there is no celibacy in your spirit. She makes them to attract perverts like you , and she has succeeded.

[kidorebel]

yup, yup... Long Island (Top Shelf) hahA

[thuglifefolife268]

Im Fuked Upp N Jus Typed In Im Drunk Ijn Google lMaoa

[broadwaylove52]

lol im really drunk right now

[workit123456]

Long Island Iced Tea.

[MIXEDUPTHROWNTOGETHR]

got here from fuck you i'm drunk. wat a great way to get noticed, suggested vids top 1 is I'm Drunk

[ImmerWiederLustig]

i went here from the vid "fuck you iam drunk".... and i'll just go back to it.

(did i realy stop singing only because there was a blonde chick???)

[dissinitbig]

@ImmerWiederLustig

Thanks for the refferal! Way better than this

[dissinitbig]

Thanks for the refferal! Way better than this 

[simonwauters]

cover ur chest, i cant focus

[SharptoothedGrin]

Slow comfortable fuck up against the wall... Origin of name? LMAO

[13Azulejo]

Ur hot ;)

[eli7222]

tits or gtfo

[HotBabesFishing]

hot drunk girls fishing

[ChannelFoe]

TITS OR GTFO

[parpurcell]

Beefeater

[mynamesrickjames]

yeah, she's not that hot. don't get me wrong i would skull fuck the shit out of her in a second, but the caked make up, saggy tits, horrible hair extensions and her lipo dick sucking lips are just to worn out. she should be upgraded from milf to cougar.

[codru012]

sweet girl, horible russian accent....

[JasonBittner777]

was that a sip.. that's it? :D

[ilaha93]

ti russkaya? :)

[irishmafia665]

Ty krasna. you look czech.

[Babyface6200]

boner

[jeshabazaba]

I'm from Martinez, and for the record Martinis are disgusting, and although I love my hometown, Martinez never sounded hotter than coming out of a hot chicks mouth with a sweet smokin accent, god bless Russia or where ever the fuck she's from

[W333dm4n]

ёбнутая..

[BoxingPride]

Seriously guys.. Why do we REALLY watch this? I don't think anyone comes here for 'knowledge', lmfao.

[AChefla]

@BoxingPride Why is anyone even watching this? :D (i got this link from a friend, believe it or not ;D)

[xiCoNicxSiNsx]

@BoxingPride Well... She was hott. couldnt help myself lol.

[Phoenix4184]

@BoxingPride I just searched drunk on google and now im here wtf

[BoxingPride]

@Phoenix4184 Rofl... nice...

[Phoenix4184]

@BoxingPride its beacuse im drunk. sir.

[KevinScaper0007]

I love martini's , I love this country. Titties are also a very important part of of what keeps me hanging on. Without Gin and boobies, I would be lost.

[BoxingPride]

@KevinScaper0007 lol, I bet.

[wickedninja504]

holy tits

[BluJayINC]

Could be better, It’s easier to choreograph for yourself but better product is the result of a professional.

[Andyrom]

MILF MILF MILF MILF 

[nugnugnuggets]

MILF.

[projectStoner420]

im baked

[Georgie2047]

Orlova is nothing short of brilliant. Her research is extensive, well based and factual. The fact that she speaks many languages and presents her findings in an easy to understand way should not detract from her gorgeous cleavage. Marina is both intelligent and poised when making her presentations. Her sexy looks and fabulous body should in no way diminish what she is talking about. She is after all a fantastic educator locked inside a stunning body. Booga Booga

[xiCoNicxSiNsx]

@Georgie2047 I dont know what you said but she has nice boobs!

[GangsterB30]

bet I could out drink ya!