Kasey Kazee - Not No Duct Tape Bandit

[GuyverXZ]

At little sandy Correctional Complex had both the stable gun and duck tape... duck tape is kind of funny tho we take every piece of tape he has just in case he tries something lol

[AJG7983]

I believe this guy is not the duct tape bandit because I'm the duct tape bandit.

[shortydog27]

such a fucktard

[Platewarp]

We got a few dislikes here. Do you think Kasey is smart enough to run a computer and vote this vid down?.......... Nah....What was I thinking?

[rndthm]

The mp3 download link does not work. Where can I dowmlad the mp3 at?

[6313635]

Do I look like a Duct Tape Bandit baby. haha. he is funny.

[rustymuckybottoms]

what a fucking cunt. nice remix though, this makes me happy!

[flyingtorpedo]

Hahahah this dude got owned hardcore.

[feelinglysergic]

he would be from my hometown...

[punkass2671]

The only thing black (and blue) about this dumbass hillbilly are the bruises he received after he got the shit beat out of. He does resemble Beavis and Butthead as far as IQ is concerned.

[punkass2671]

Damn!! This is funny as shit!~ lmao!!! This is the future of this nation. Gone are the days of organized crime and bigshot thievery. There are 2 problems to this story - 1. Seems that this white boy is trying to walk, act, and talk black. Darwin would sure be proud to see this kind of fuck up on the news demonstrating survival of the fittest. He would surely come up with the phrase - He is genetically confused.  Problem #2 is that he doesn't even come close to being black.

[rockp76]

i remember when this happened and its still funny but i dont think he's the duct tape bandit

[PaulSebert]

I was working an internship at the Herald-Dispatch newspaper in Huntington when this story broke on WSAZ, Everyone on the paper staff howled with laughter.

[LRchron422]

lil wayne will probly make a song wit this shit..

[0marGurl95]

LOL, WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

[simcitymoviecritic]

We'll do the math but he clearly did the meth/..

[cyiki]

kasey kazee best rapper alive

[hepgymstarr]

hahaha nice rap ... its funny

[uudens]

real nice mix, love it

[locdogg5150]

HA HA! Nice remix, great!

[Death2Bigots]

Meh... not nearly as lulzy as "I'M PRESSIN' CHARGES (Where Mah Doo-Rag At?)"

[cody41101]

FUCK YOU KASEY YOU RUINED OUR TOWN!!!

[DinkCincinnati]

Actually, a piss-poor economy and AK Steel's impending closure ruined Ashland...not some retard with duct tape on his face.

[Death2Bigots]

The Tri-State area in general is shit.

[accesshollywood2]

Are you a duct tape bandit baby? Cuz im not no duct tape bandit baby...

Do da maff, do da homework man becuase you know THIS IS NOT ME!

[k0namiman]

@cody41101 Being from Ashland myself... it was ruined long before he showed up.

[bd189]

@k0namiman how about the staple gun bandit also featured on the smoking gun?

[weirdalison]

@k0namiman haha i second that. ashland sucks. glad i got out.

[LizziePooh126]

i read about this in a magazine...it sounded hilarious!!!!!!!

[13BloodMoon13]

1+2=You're the Duct Tape Bandit, genius. XD

[ronerbizz]

this is the best thing ive ever seen

[nycgangsta00069]

do the math do the homework, lol i use that every now and then

[isaiditso]

i do too! lmao!

[Platewarp]

OMG what a fuckin loser....this is funny though

[garlic100]

WHat A Twist lol!

[13BloodMoon13]

Sure, I don't think it was him.

It was evil mutant space monkeys that LOOKED like him!

[SWON420]

do i look a duck tape bandit baby

[gtfan44]

he should just buy a ski mask

[skate4life0213]

fuck this song sucks its not even funny you

[Death2Bigots]

Wow, people in my hometown are truly stupid. I'm so glad I got the hell outta Ironton Ohio. Now this hillbilly is gunna get e-Famous and put I-town on the "criminals do the dumbest things" map for sure. Maybe he shoulda blamed it all and the Red Green show and he woulda gotten a lesser sentence.

[youthbowlofohio]

Yeah... My friend is thinking about putting a picture of him at the office and right below it says "I'm not the duct tape bandit" haha!!!

Yeah, when I grad. I'm definitely getting out of here!

[TrollerJ]

"i not no duct tape bandit you hear me?"

lol classic

duct tape?

[myndrunner]

I'm not no duct tape bandit! Do the Math! Do the Homework! You hear me? This is not me!

[heatherEFFINface]

LMAO!!!!

priceless...this world is going to hell

[soccercheer262]

this is so funny especialy the rap

[xdollfacejx]

OMG I lovee this! Me and my mom laughed non- stop and couldn't stop laughing after it was over too! This was mixed soo well! haha it sounds better than any track K-fed put out and that douce has/had a record deal! A+ kidd

[LLMBC]

This is Awesome. Love the song.lol

[herd6494]

Here is the video of the duct tape bandit "Unwrapped."

[herd6494]

I can't post the link, but go to the wsaz website and you can see the duct tape bandit "unwrapped."

[eBossNolan]

WHO MADE THE SONG"???

[Delana1347]

I read this in a PEOPLE mag at a local nail salon. I was laughing histerically at the stupid guy.

Haha very nice...

Duct tape?

Wow.

That's scary but trying to say ur not the bandit?

Wow. Stupid....

[abellkb]

woo representing kentucky...so proud.

[supersonicmarble]

anyways this is a fuckin sweet song!!!

[supersonicmarble]

i got this from PEOPLE mag lol...

[jellbellybeanz]

me too lol

[r2native]

yea same i got this link from a people magazine while taking shit

[caysy125]

I got this video by following a link in PEOPLE magazine.

[Delana1347]

Me 2

[vester49]

One word... Amazing. This guy should win an award, lol.

[xbellez]

This guy should win a Darwin award. "now look do tha math do tha homework!"

[ARaffaele12]

LOL

[DucktTape4Dummies]

lol this is funnny

[kaylaxatxthexdisco]

LOL!

I read about this guy in a magazine today and it was talking about this song and what to search.

haha, it's good :)

[jellbellybeanz]

this is good

[cougarfan1341]

pretty good!!!!

[Roofuz]

This is a pretty sick track

[ismaelillo3]

sounds like trick daddy looks like slim shady

[13BloodMoon13]

Mo-ho-ho-ron!!!! XD

[Spamoy12]

awesome this guy is an idiot

[silhouettelady]

1+1= You is a duct tape bandit.

[steelblue71]

I'm not no duct tape bandit, ya hear me? I'm NOT no duct tape bandit!

Unbelievable!

[Pencil173]

DO THA MATH DO THA HOMEWORK

[itsmekitg]

funny as shit

[mojo830]

CLUELESS....1 of d world's dumbest criminals....boOhooOOo

[auntbarb224]

some people are truly 'too stupid to live!'

LMAO!!!

[walcelbmarb]

i just read this in a magazine article.what is with this guy??????

[Mieccia]

LOL this dude is comedy! Do i look like the duct tape bandit baby? LOL I laugh until i cried listening to this This beat goes hard tho lol.

[MCRisLIFE]

Hahah yeah I read about this in People too. What a fucking idiot this guy is.

[MangaAndMusicGirl]

COOL PEOPLE MAGIZINE ARTICLE! LOL!!!

[mariahrose210]

hahaha. i read about this guy in "People" magazine, and at the end of the article they talked about this video. It said, "fans took snippets of the interview and fashioned a rap song that has become a cult hit on the Internet." this video is so hilarious. it's the hardest i've laughed all day.

[airi111]

Lolz i found it there too^^

[autumndust]

haha i've got people opened to that page right now hahaha

[PKEA71006]

Funniest Sh't I Ever heard!

[stewarts2ndfan]

This is just.. Amazing.. Retarded people, Swear..

[soccerpro85]

lol

[muscleman000]

i got it out of people today too.. what a smart guy..lol

[IndaRican08]

wow... weird.. i got the link for this out of a people mag. i think its kinda funny though lol

[CheeseMoe13]

me toooo!!!!

[Andrewtheepirate]

I wouldn't be surprised if he wasn't the duct tape bandit. In the interview he said he didn't remember anything - he could have been drugged. The guy had duct tape on his club, possibly from the same roll. He could have easily bought/stole a mask. For all I know the store owners could have framed him for some reason. Weirder things have happened.

[sbrawsm]

Did you see the forensic thing the gas station had done? He MOST DEFINITELY is the idiot.

If you think it is possible he isn't the DTB, I have this great bridge in Brookland you want to buy.

[Dendritic]

Um, do you mean Brooklyn?

[chainsaw335]

what a gay video

[ThatIsSoCool9]

this is an awesome vid i love the beavis and butthead part i also read this in that peaople mag. im a guy to...straight of course

[whsportman]

he sounds like a white T.I.

[duuuf08]

He looks trashy!

[duuuf08]

"Do I look like a Duct Tape Bandit baby?" lol! YES and you sound like you are....YO!lol!

[dasrik]

I never thought I would see a YouTube URL in People magazine. D:

[KrissReddick]

not teh first time. I found this reading people, too. I have a subscription. I am a guy.

...I'm straight

[Roofuz]

You dont sound to sure of yourself there

[camisadox]

lmfao, this is so catchy that i feel like singing along with this. xD

[Kari2025]

Classic

[13BloodMoon13]

So wait, they apprehended (sp?) him at the scene, peeled the duct tape off his face, cuffed him, and jailed him in the same day, and he's STILL denying he's the guy? Wow.

[bnt0426]

so cool i saw this in people zine too

[antdrewsmom]

you guys should make a song about the guy that was caught having sex with a picnic table. IT REALLY HAPPENED. LOOK IT UP ON YOUTUBE!!!

[Roofuz]

This video just really goes to show everyone how stupid rap is when you can make a decent song from a news story LOL this isnt the first either, remember the lepracaun?

[IseeIdiotsEverywhere]

Just finished this week's issue of People and saw this url. Very nice vid.

[SamanthaLynsey]

I saw it in PEOPLE too!

[frickinbrandon]

LMFAO cornholio at 2:05!

this is fantastic.

[byrningdownhouse]

Haha...I saw the URL in people magazine. Good job! lol I saw this on the news when it happened.

[FortBob123]

Haha I saw the same URL

[KPCaligirl]

same here, lol

[kumkowski]

good job sozah, this video was in people magazine. haha awesome video.

[ilyx0xLUSER]

Yeah man I live in Kentucky and this guy was on the news,,,he became famous and those pictures were hilarious!! the newscasters and viewers could not stop laughing...what idiot puts duct tape on there head?? ha ha

[jenraehein]

duuuuuuuuude... he's not no duct tape bandit.

xox

[imaxaccre]

This guy should be in a movie

[actresst22]

AWESOME!!!

[HubbMu]

This shit is crucial.

[regtracker]

excellent mixing lmfao

[alicairo]

free the duct tape bandit baby; no harm - no foul

[alicairo]

lol... bang dis shit in da club

[blackmourning11]

He should have done his homework, especially ENGLISH because "I ain't no duct tape bandit" is a double negative...

In other words he's saying HE IS the DTB.

[chadhundley]

Freakin great. saw you on the news this morning.

[mjs617]

Ashland's answer to Young Buck...Dumb Duct.

[fuzzyballz]

brown paper poke? what the fuck is that?

[gothgirl6971]

its a bag dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

[fuzzyballz]

ok thanks!!!!!!!

[Pashtet]

Oh yeah! Ashland KY in da house! My hometown! You know, Kazee himself is bad enough, but the store manager using the word "poke"? I haven't heard anyone around here use that word regarding  retail purchase packaging materials since I was a kid in the '50s.

[ajax515]

Ahh shit yeah,this is goin' mullti-platinum bitches!!

[greytiger]

LOL!!!! oh shit this is fucking funny!

"but...ducktape...?!"

LOL

"Now you know this is not me."

LOL.

Dude he thought he was going to look all bad like Marv from Sin CIty.

[momemethefreak]

Do da' math, do da' homework..yeah hahaha

[spadetherenegade]

yeah your right my bad

[notescafe]

I friggin love it. Someone put a video together already. Live 1 on 1... Ashland, KY... I'm not no duct tape bandit baby... You do the homework.

[guito6794]

Live one on one 41101! Do the math do the home work. Im not no duct tape bandit!

[kicker181]

Do da' math, do da' homework..haha

[CrackerjakJoe]

This is the funniest thing to come out of notheastern kentucky since Billy Ray. Maybe he'll see this and cut an album.

[prettyblueyes2]

this song really has a catchy tune to it, do the math, do the homework man, i aint no duct tape dandit, i am a pure Idiot!!!!lol

[prettyblueyes2]

I aint no duck tape bandit baby, i aint no duct tape bandit, NO your an IDIOT for even trying something that stupid.

[Guyandotte]

ROFLMAO! Add some video to this, and you've got something you could sell. Seriously.

[WildHardt]

Spade, he is not saying his area code, he is saying: Live one on one Ashland, Kentucky, you know this is not me. ...

[spadetherenegade]

Im from Ashland loud 101 even though the area code is 606. I like how my hometown finally gets some rep and he fucks up the area code

[sekashi010]

spadetherenegade, I don't think he said "Loud 101" - he said "Live One on One."

[thechad38]

thats awesome lmao

[jdee1966]

wow!!!! just love the song...now put a vidio of it...this is to FUNNY.....btw...were is emiem??

[Viktorcrayon]

Absolutely hilarious!!! Really good work. His name even sounds like a rapper name already!

[requiemxforxsanity]

brilliant

[godroxdahowse]

Wow! HAHA! This is awesome!

[monkeyboyjh]

this song really needs a video taken from the footage who ever put this together has serious talent.

[KentuckyRangerPro]

I'm glad I don't live in Ashland, Ky anymore...

[guito6794]

Alright now all we need is a video remix to go with! Along with some Eminem back up..lol

[sekashi010]

Nice!!

[jeejuhproductions]

Cant wait to see what else you make with our beats, keep it up.

[guito6794]

That is some funny shit!! Can you please send this to me?

[jimmac1944]

I think is Mr. Kazee has been sniffing that duct tape. He should have tried comody he's a better comic than bandit.

[david29richmond]

send me that song its hot lol

[LaShai25]

This jackass put Ashland, Kentucky on the map. Do the math, do the homework

[monkeyboyjh]

This is what happens when a city doesn't have a drug task force. Here in Ashland our city officials are more concerned with seatbelt violators, cigarette smokers, and speeders (The Tax payers). They are far to busy to deal with perception drug abuse and the doctors writing them. I will bet anyone he was robbing the store to get money for pills... Welcome to Ashland.........good work on the mixing

[smith8126]

Just wanted to say that song is so funny. Im from Ashland KY and it's still all over the news here.Done a great job remixing

[FPAtl]

This happened in my hometown... blows my mind how much media coverage it's gotten.

[timofsolace]

WTF? greatist ever rap remix!

[DavidDjinn]

That's insaneeeee haha xD

[assaadus]

good job man, Mr. Kazee is very talented he will have a very bright future when he get out of jail.

[timmytapeworm13]

very funny. good job

[ThewOrldIssqUare]

now look at me - do the math, do the homework!! hahaha... this guy is UNBELIEVABLE.

[joepaiva]

hahahaha

[dontbeah8teryo]

drop it like it's hot!

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