mass effect 2 miranda sex scene

[crazyfulla]

anybody noticed that they are doingit close to where Tali is working... thats just wrong

[MrJodete23]

is there a way to have sex with miranda without finishing the game?

[texican512]

LOL, Shepard munched Miri's tit. - 1:06

[Opheliac666]

You know...I'm jealous. The "male" options get's all the hot chicks, Jack, Tali, Miranda...As a chick I get NO dyke options that don't fucking kill me. At least I had Liara in the last one and technically "she" doesn't count cuz "she's" mono-gendered. Jerks.

[9yersoldkidishere1]

ugh lol nice

[skytop082]

1:20 is that blood? WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER?!!!!!!!

[GhostSnake]

Why's this video image a shot of shepard's ass?

[NiceandChilly]

Hahaha, the Illusive Man smoking at the end.

"Good job recording that footage EDI, this will make Cerberus millions when we sell it to Fornax."

[MH20Zone]

lul engineer room so heres Tati and that two folkz makint heir job u guys think they didnt saw this lul? =p

[KlingonOG]

Doesn't anyone use beds in Mass Effect2?

[Jynshi]

CRITICAL MISSION SUCCESS

[lebraa]

@Jynshi hahaha...lolzz

[zapo147]

LOL because Tali is 5 ft away and thane is looking out the window right at them...

[roman11777]

@2prize

and i wonder how many 13 year olds will thumbs UP your comment.

[casmatt1]

@2prize this video alone has prevented the birth of around 4 trillion little spermies!

[godallmity1]

how do u do that?!?!

[aaallleeexxx62]

who is that guy at 1:18?

[Phil9K]

Isn't that the Illusive Man?

[thecoffebell]

Jack is to crazy and Miranda screws on company orders - Tali is the way to go, it will pay off in prt 3.

[123Weddingcake]

No way man Miranda quits her job for you in the end if you decide to disobey the Illusive Man..... Now jack she is pretty crazy....

[MH20Zone]

from start (imma started today) shes like kinda "dont fuck with me or immah HS ya" and now look where her chouchas touches naw eh? =p

[WolfwoodX9]

Then Grunt, having a girth of a manhole cover, overpowers Legion and rapes him through his huge chest hole.

[TheSelsner]

<3 lol

[thesuperfatty]

hahahhaha lol

[thefreehater]

The nigger and the salarian were fapping by the window.

[MrNobleSavagery]

LOL

[spudnick3490]

Tali is looking around the corner at them and Thane is staring at them through the window...

[MH20Zone]

i hate when on scenes they use normal in game actions like if they would make it movie they could fix it alot like when she takes down that thinga like its only skins right after taking down the zip they switched skin with her bikinis....

[sabith125]

giggty giggty goo

[GhostOfRaven]

what if she turned around and it was a fucking krogan?

[MH20Zone]

hot uniforms i want =p hehe

[ZachinaHat]

how far we've come, only a few years ago, the hookers in grand theft auto three was the closest we came to porn in videogames

[moondy11]

FUCK. I killed Miranda and Jack for this?

Why the hell did i settle for Tali...she didn't even show her disfigured face.

[mffnman964]

Jacob is like what!? Mordin is like hmm...research.

[samsung123ify]

Pimping all over the galaxy, Adda boy Shep!

[calirate]

would tali get sick givin a blow job i mean i dont think she would be my first choice lol XD

[jeff10597]

MASS ERECTION

[VolumeLowHigh]

LOL BEST COMMENT!

[DAVIDAF12]

@jeff10597 MASS EFFUCK 8D

[nathansrocks2]

lol

[bgarold]

Dude Zoloft you had me laughing so hard I was crying, by your comment. LOL

[Zabroda92]

much better than bangin tali

[nathansrocks2]

joker walks in ," hey captain i....WHAT THE FUCK!!!

[Balmung6]

The guy with Vrolik's syndrome 'walks' in, xD

Though it seems Cerberus fixed his legs somehow, that phrase still seems funny, xD

[Jackarunda]

AROUSED

[Zoloft77]

Well, that explains the fluid build-up near the engine core. :/

[DarthStormer90]

Heres the thing, I really like Tali's personality, but seeing this makes you wonder if going for Miranda was the intended love interest.

I just say this cause the scene was longer, and had the illusive man included in the scene as well... While Tali is just a sort video of her getting he mask off and jumping on shepperd.

[gloth]

@DarthStormer90 the illusive man is the next cinematic after you have sex with anyone - it's part of the 'suicide mission' cinematic.

But the truth is that the miranda scene is the most detailed comparing to jack and tali.

[Roxas226]

I have it on good authority from a friend of mine at Bioware that the sex plots in this game go on to have much larger ramifications than ME1-ME2 did. Something he said about Tali's people seeing it as a sign they are finally integrating with other races or something...

[DarthStormer90]

@Roxas226

Sorry dude, whether or not your telling the truth, we don't know if you really have a friend who works in the story department or whatever at bioware.

[deadmanschest]

im glad yvonne strahovski (the girl who players sarah walker in chuck) played miranda.... and mirandas body looks like a exact replica of sarahs so basically this is like having sex with sarah :) I GOT A BONER! i wish that i got to have sex with her when i rented it... i think ill rent it again just to bang her... does anyone know if she goes bi-sexual.... cuz my character is a girl

[tikkiturtlegal]

@deadmanschest miranda is only for male players...kelly goes both ways.

[deadmanschest]

okay thanks :( whos kelly?

[tikkiturtlegal]

@deadmanschest kelly chambers...the redhead who tells you if you have messages or not at the private terminal.

[francisco2007007]

Mass Errect

[XxD3MONULxX]

Hehe this made my day. xD

[LtLethal1]

I bet the computer AI was watching the entire time.

[Choken1]

You know what? Seeing that scene with the illusive man at the end gave me the feeling that he was watching this. Remember when it was mentioned that he bugged the entire ship?

[AZNpwnage21]

just wondering how many girls are you allowed to bang in mass effect 2? is it just one or as many?

[Choken1]

Only one at a time, per playthrough. Last time I counted there were at least 4 female character for the male Shepard to play with. Same number of potential sex partners for the female Sheppard. Have to be careful with one of them though. One of the characters will kill you if you try to do the hanky panky with her. I'll leave it to you to find out who.

[manofsteele21]

why is the music so sad haha

[NapalmFreak101]

i'd laugh if someone awlkwardly walked it there

[TheRussellicious]

how to have sex in mass effect 2

[rhythmali]

the whole galaxaies most perfectly genetically engineered ASS XD

[Devastationable]

DAMN IT :( i accidentally press space button :(

[LostMercenary99]

And this is when they forget that there are windows leading to every deck in that section of the ship XD

[Jackarunda]

Lol, ken and gabby come down the stairs to check on the eezo core and they're like OMGWTF ARE YOU DOING

[BiowareNut]

Wow! That's naughty! Right in main engineering! Maybe Element Zero drive cores increase pleasure?

[irishmannumbuh9]

GIGITY!

[hague873]

how do i get miranda 2 like me again i pissed her off and shes not loyal and i want to see this any advice....

[malakaijub]

did you choose jack over her??

[hague873]

When they wet arguing yeah by accident I'm trying 2 my paragon up and her ass still won't talk 2 me I even tryed breakin up wit jack any help our there

[LaddieGalicia]

OH MY GOD

[dmxclassic9646]

i like how shes in a blue outfit when you talk to her but when you meet her shes in white

[GrillaMane77]

@dmxclassic9646 its black actually

[xShadowlurkex]

didnt like the end when illusive man appears, think that means if you chose that romance that will have consequences in ME3

[FrozenSparky]

wat u mean not real... I WANNA FUCK HER TIGHT PUSSY AHH

[FrozenSparky]

miranda is sooo fucking sexy... Her boobs , her ass

[VidsCore]

its not real lmao!!!:P

[MusicalAgenda]

shep a fuckin pimp

[J1mmyAva1on]

are video games becoming amateur pornos now XD

[RockSplitter]

Yeah. Make'n love in the engine room while the Illusive Man grooves on it... x3

[fishNguitars]

could u still "do" miranada if i've already made love with some other companion like samara or jack?

[Sebastiandavidluu]

nope. u can choose either miranda, jack, or tali. U can't be wit Samara cuz it'll kill you

[ZionistCensorship]

wtf. how do u have sex with tali? she has a breather suit on 24/7

[Sebastiandavidluu]

she takes alot of imunity boosters, which allows her to remover her suit for a short amount of time. she was my favorite character so I went ahead and chose her. the scene isn't that good.

[hague873]

@Sebastiandavidluu she wouldnt kill u if u could "do" it

[Sebastiandavidluu]

@hague873 no she has a genetic trait that cause who ever she mates wit to die. she then absorbs all their memories and strengths. it's a genetic trait she passed on to her children..... hence why she is on a mission to kill her daughter.

[hague873]

No she doesn't cause she said people like that r infertile she was just unlucky 2 have daughters like that

[mynameiscam1]

@Sebastiandavidluu

actually, samaras daughter kills you if you do, but samara stops before it even started

[ZionistCensorship]

WHAT!? I didn't know you could get it on with Samara!

[IGotThisFromEbay]

what do you have to do to get to this point in the game...cause right now everyone hates me

[efil4aggin64]

was is miranda in that area?

btw i wouldnt recommend fucking on still.

[Whitewalls19]

Shepard gets more tang then anyone.

[ZionistCensorship]

illusive man is not impressed with your shenanigans.

[IGotThisFromEbay]

@ZionistCensorship lol :P

[awiseguy86]

I thought the thing with Ashley Williams was going to follow over but it never really did after she punks you out on horizon

[TupacxKobexBiggie]

I fucked up on this one when she met jack they started fighting...now miranda hates me..and shepard loves jack..

[Parag0n]

Illusive man is not pleased.

[gome900]

@Parag0n oh but he is, hes watching =D

[13Cadavre13]

@gome900 How he could miss some free homemade porn... XD

[yersimapestis]

i jerked off

[TupacxKobexBiggie]

we all know what grunt was doing

[wrinkles17]

did anyone notice her left buttcheek hangs lower right

[JohnCooler0623]

i did

[EricDutemple]

its the way shes standing . doh

[iownall525]

Worst than the first mass effect scene

[TheMightyKinkle]

thats what i said

[Hotobu]

I think the difference here is that it isn't an alien. It's amazing how xenophobia can extend to imaginary videogame characters.

[strong1423]

every chick in mass effect is hot

[GrobycStrongArm]

I lol'd at "This video may not be suitable for minors."

[Itshenry99]

lol in the background crew members are looking through the window

[yaajmane]

Illusive Man: .. that whore.

[TheMightyKinkle]

what! there better be more than that on the game. There was way more on the first game

[CyberSoldier101]

@TheMightyKinkle maybe there trying to avoid another attack by Fox news.

[TheMightyKinkle]

shame, shame

[jazzythegreatest]

after that shag they should call it Ass Effect

[DBalla272]

damn...miranda got a ass on her

cant wait for the shepherd sextape actually yeh i can

[assassinmakidoo]

Hooray for digitalised boobies =D

Mass Erect!

[bloodredcola]

i love how everyones like " all the windows, ppl watchiing" but no one mentions the camera floating right next to them.. just sayin.

[KillerFarkle]

Everyone died

[SajethMerdian]

u r doin it wrong

[Animefootlover]

so this game is also a Harem genre LOL

[apple855]

lol thane has window right there

[NeoDMC]

sad thing is...isn't Tali just right around the corner?

[shinlord]

The Illusive Man was totally watching them, and smoking afterward.

[Mojito133]

Look at all the windows there. Shepard and Miranda really like to put up a show for other people.

[ThePhantomTerror]

Yeah, the ME1 scene is, uhm......BETTER!!

[armagedon6]

@ThePhantomTerror I agree they need to show more of Miranda

[ThePhantomTerror]

MAN, I think Miranda is hot!!!!

[RedneckYachtClubber]

Oh yeah, Shepard just motor boated him

[stopbeingh8er]

This scene happens right before you go through the Omega 3 relay.

[flamemorx]

PORN !!!!!!!!!!!! BONUS!!!!!!!

[jc800cdub]

Shepherds a beast if theres a third one whos he gunna nail? Beyonce?

[drewford98]

how come sheperds always on top

[hanooter]

@drewford98

not on top with jack.

[skrinjy39]

when does this happen???

[indalecio21]

Can you have more than 1 romances in a single gameplay?

[indalecio21]

Miranda has Awsome Tits and ass,but her face looks like shit

[vVvGamer]

you're fuckin crazy, her face is awesome

[indalecio21]

What?I dont like it.We dont have the same taste in women then

[vVvGamer]

Lol, like I said you're fucking CRAZY.

[SonRyu]

Got to agree. The model/actress they used is hot as hell, but the composite of her is just.....off

[FreakyBow]

Mmmm Moving pixels <3

[GerardoPerez]

LMAO!! hahaha

[YuriPRIME]

Dat ASS

[d10dawg]

This scene owns the subject zero scene. I always had a feeling!

[IshDat1KiD]

I just KNOW that this is done JUST to piss Fox off.

[jackattack501st]

That's a pretty well scripted scene.

[JRLOC488]

Mass Erection 2.....is great

[ICI4MOR3VII]

lol

[anty123123]

AHAHAHA omg dude thats awesome

[Zx24v101L]

eh better sex scene then the first

[fresca9990211]

0:50 I bet Shepard's thinking HOLY JESUS look at those melons

[ovinemesis300]

i bet Tali was watching:> threesome would've been great

[DarkenedPsycho]

If I was a Boxer I would bounce those things like Sugary Leonard!

[coolfreaks911]

lol @ darvlol >>>>> MASS ERECT!!

[darvlol]

My mass is erect

[Nephalen]

The illusive man taught her well

[torentmonkey]

The Meffect core is gonna bloooow :)) .

[DrMcNinja56]

9000 bonerscore

[stevej71393]

Jacob: Hey, Shepard, I was going through some data and I...OH MY GOD!

[LTRiDa]

Nah, It'd probably go something like this Jacob:Hey, Shepard, I was going through some data and I......if you don't let me fuck next I'm telling. LOL!

[RedneckYachtClubber]

Garrus: Hey Shepard, have you seen my rifle...WHY IS MIRANDA DOING THAT WITH MY RIFLE!

[SonRyu]

Just imagine what Garrus can now see through the scope.....

[RedneckYachtClubber]

"Sorry I downed a clip on that Collector, Shapard...a certain little Cerberus Agent made the trigger all sticky" Garrus glares at Miranda.

[NineTailsDemonFox]

meh softcore porn at best. you can get that shit from skinamax at a hotel.

[evanx9]

hot

[jiangcolin]

isn't that the place where tali is?