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  • WHO CARES HOW OLD U ARE! Dx

  • she's ugly

    

  • @VideoMastersable and your retarded, so what?

  • I'm so nervous! I think I'm getting my first kiss in a week at a school dance, but this has made me feel more confident!

  • im died and still watching this -_-

  • @FeedzTM Your died?

  • its very simple  simply grab a girl kiss her lol

  • I'm 102 and I'm still watching this

  • I'm married and i'm still watching this D:

  • the first part is so funny

  • Why the hell am i even watchin this i kissed tons of girls ...........

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  • THIS MAKES KISSING REPULSIVE!!!

  • just had mine today and it was um nice i guess....

  • Im only watching it because its the closest thing to porn on youtube... fuck yeah boner alert.

  • im 47 and im still watching this

  • not really ... so sad

  • you think we don't know .... we don't ... ,, jk dumbass's iv got experience

  • wadafak is this shit o.o

  • I didn't know Dexter Morgan could be such a good kisser

  • HAHAHA OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THIS

  • I HATE THAT VOICE! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!

  • I think I had the most perfect first kiss out of all my friends, it was in the rain ;)

  • that doesent fucking help u bitch

  • Whats wrong with her voice???

  • @Karina00K ain't that the truth

  • that girl is just so.... ugly...

  • or better yet, don't plan, don't think about it, just keep some mints on you if you're around them lol

  • daym! that womans voice is so fucking patronising

    font you wanna just hit her in the face!

  • huurrrr

  • wtf ? how the hell did i came here? :S

  • GOSH they r like 23 years old and they didnt have theur first kiss yet -.- THATS SO SAD -.-

    and no one kisses perfect! dhuu

  • lol This video is soo funny!! 

  • go and fuck in hell

  • This isn't related to MW3!! o_O

  • I don't want to kiss that girl :-&

  • 0:25 =)))

  • if u no how 2 eat a fucking apple then u no how 2 fucking kiss its not like u gonna get some condoms and fuck eat an apple remember how u ate it and kiss that person like ur eating the fucking apple

  • @goblem12345 hahahahaha, i guess some people just wander into the wierd part of youtube and what if someone was allerigc to apples

  • @goblem12345 ummmmmmmmmmmmm that would hurt if somone kissed me like they ate an apple

  • wtf u bitches dnt no how 2 kiss fuck u

  • hmm... about 5 million views, Humanity is doomed.

  • @nooplizzz LOL, humanity is doomed?

    Because they don't think they know how to kiss?

    At least it's something innocent and not 'how to spread your legs and take 50 cocks in one night'.

  • i hate that chicks viose

  • step 1: practice on fat chicks

    step 2: ???

    step 3: Profit

  • I though this was a joke

  • ohhhhmyyy FRICKING GOD i searched this up for something and now youtube members showing ppl how to winch HAAAAAHAAAAAA LMFAO NO OFFENCE BUT GET A LIFE so sad but ohh well wit dae ye know

  • Okay, this is kinda weird.. other people are learning us to kiss, oh come on.. just kiss the freaking person you love, don't think just do it!!? xD

  • hahha i was watching shane dawson and this pops up

  • how did i got here from music -___-

  • so imberrising when something goes wrong. i ddnt know how to make out befpre so k opened my mouth and like kissed her and sucj using the tpnue. im still shamed

  • ok i went to kiss my girl and i hit her in the face

  • Find some preevacy.

  • I sorta had one but it doesn't count cuz my ex give me a peck i didn't feel anything and I will have a real one soon from my new boyfriend of 4 months

  • THUMBS UP of you comed here just to have a boner

  • @dumitru10ful ... go here plz p*rnhub.com hahahaha

  • Who watches these things for the sake of entertainment like me? or is it just me?

  • How did I get from Disturbed to this?

  • I had my first kiss at a club yo, the girl played my ass >.>

  • Plz im desperate ! :(

  • Ok, I really like a Guy and I wanna kiss him so bad !! But I KNow he doesnt like me :( (by the way im 12 :( ) anybody some advice ?

  • I'm 17 and I still watching this :(

  • @fre3dom95

    Your not alone on that one my fellow teenager

  • @fre3dom95 Me too, so don't worry :)

  • @fre3dom95 suck to be you

  • @fre3dom95 :foreveralone:

  • ahahahahahahahahahahahah lmfao

  • WHY AM I EVEN HERE :S

  • @MrElmokadem I was hoping to find something pretty funny - seeing it has 5 million views. :D

    I guess I was WRONG.

  • @MrElmokadem I know why i am here. to read the amusing top comments that are bound to have been made. XD

  • Got my first kiss last night from my best friend/dream guy <3

  • @crissangel4evr oohh WHO?!!

  • @rachaelray1515 Ikr.. I'm 13 and still haven't had my first kiss :(

  • @RedRecordProductions WTF?So?I am 18 and I haven't had it.Just wait for the right person and moment.

  • lmfao when they lick each others face. i played spin the bottle at a friends sleepover, she got to kiss her crush in the lips, she was sooo happy!! good luck ppl! i have a bf and am gonna try out these tips...

  • What if i play spin the bottle and got a guy :(

  • My first kiss was in kindergarten... I don't think you tube even existed back then...

  • lolz this sweet

  • omg. thats so sad.. people have to watch videos' to know how to kiss? LIKE IF YOU AGREE!

    just go to the person and fucking kiss them.. Jesus

  • @ScooteringTwins

    then why the hell are you watching it?

  • @ScooteringTwins well actualli itz like ur sad tu caus apparentlii for yu tu post this comment yu had tu watch it......

  • @ScooteringTwins Then why are you here LMAO. smh

  • @ScooteringTwins well your watching it aswell, sooooooooo...............

  • @ScooteringTwins

    just kiss worked for me, im just here to see if i REALLY screw it up, but i didnt :D

  • @ScooteringTwins well your watching it...not know how to kiss?

  • @ScooteringTwins why are you watching it

  • @ScooteringTwins Well you DID click on it.

  • @ScooteringTwins wait, if your saying that, then why are you on this video?? lolXD

  • okay really.. i know u didnt know how to kiss someone ethier sooo . like just admit it ... i know u didnt just come to the video just to make fun of it really???? come on man be more mature ...

  • @ScooteringTwins i supposed for some retared people it would be ok but just learn from watchin, im 11 and i snogged a girl on the firts day we were goin out

  • @jacobvine2000 what is snogged?

    im older than you and idk what that means you mean fucked or kissed?

  • @ScooteringTwins then why you watching it?

    

  • @ScooteringTwins but people wanna kiss good and not mess up the kiss and make it like all sloppy

  • @ScooteringTwins HEY not everyone is confident and secure

  • 0:13, lol

  • Correction: I ran away.... :3

  • find some preevacy

  • lol 2:11 poke to the dudes boob XD

  • hahahahahhhhhh

  • this is sooo lame

  • what the hell is sardines?

  • TheRammo if ur really 9years old u shudnt even be kissing! kids these days... :/

  • @rachaelray1515 why not? :(

  • thank you for this tutorial, it changed my life!

  • WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?

  • As I was watching this I took an Arrow to the knee

  • Weird!

  • 3:06 for retard

  • I HAVE A BIG PENIS LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!! RAPE THE LIKE BUTTON.

  • Use Christmas to your advantage xD

  • Its not as awkward as people say, i kissed my girlfriend for the first time and it was just natural:) if they love you that much there is no need to worry!

  • 2:31 PEDOBEAR!!!!

  • Sound like consuela from Family Guy.

  • I was blackout drunk, so it was pretty good I like to think.

  • hahah

  • "It's very unlikely they'll run away screaming." I think I peed myself when I heard that!

  • i just had my first kiss and i was terrible :D

  • Horrible

  • That made me laugh so hard!!!!!! xDDDD

  • lolol

  • all i fucking wana know is how to know if when too much to tongue is too much not all that emotive bullshit.

  • Who else stopped this video when they heard you can play game such as spin bottle on the ground.

  • cc transcibe audio XD epic fail

  • They make it look sooo easy!!!

  • @Maddiesloanlovesjb ikr its not fair

  • she's ugly like hell D:

  • it comes naturally.

    i was nervous my first time.

    and then i just did it and it just comes to you.

    just make sure your lips aren't stiff :o

    -RELAX-

    everything will go just right(:

  • Theres this girl who i asked out and she rejected me cuz we r friends. We talk to each other now but before we were shy around each other. How can i get her to start hanging out with me again. And i feel like she might be dating my ex-best friend

  • @cooljake172 i'm 11 too, and to be honest i have PLENTY of experience in this category! If she's being too forward, it's probably just because she is REALLY into you! don't be ashamed or embarrased, in fact you should be flattered! Message me and we can talk about it a bit more in-depth.

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  • Im 15... :/ sighs

  • I'm only 11 but gf is being way to forward don't know if I'll mess it up or not advice plz

  • Mostly everyone is 14 here ---\/

  • I'm 14 and I have a girlfriend but I don't know how to get in a kiss... Any suggestions?

  • Ugh I'm 14 and I hav a girlfriend but I don't know how to get in for a good kiss... Any suggestions?

  • ok ur that old and havent had ur first kiss and the people cant see you guys hiding behind the tree making? anyway this vid is great even though ive already had my first kiss. good luck {sincerely} to all you out there <3

  • I keep on trying but they keep on fuckin catching us, WTF!!!

  • I've been thinking about this guy i like the entire time i was watching this, i think he likes me 2 but if the time comes i hope these steps help!!

  • thanks it helped me Im 9 years old.

  • @TheRammo tf

  • @TheRammo you have more of a life than me...

  • @TheRammo im nine too!and wow i have a youtube account

  • Thanx It Helped Me Im 11 Years Old

  • preevacee LOL whose the fuck is that voice?

  • I followed this and got slapped with a restraining order LMAfO

  • @simbalage22 hahaha

  • @simbalage22 lol that's fuckin awesome

  • voice = female version of pedro? I THINK YES

  • hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahah­ah :') everytime...

  • THAT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN HE LICKED HER FACE HAHA

  • why does the narrator have a French accent?? pfft

  • 1:48 ".. and grab some mistlesoap. "

  • What the fuck am I doing here.

  • Thanks this helped me and im 13 years old

  • i defin etly rember my first kiss<3

  • yeah. find some PREEVACY. xD

  • ahahaaha why does he keep licking her face? xD

  • loooooooool my fave vid everrrrrrrrrrr

  • She's like breaking her neck trying to kiss him

  • omg lololol

  • Well now.... I've got no problems with being nervous kissing someone but now im deeply traumatized by the voice in this video. Lol. And omg spin the bottle...? Why didnt I think of this before!!!! -facepalm- I'm going to meet the girl im in love with for her bday in december and I told her i want her to kiss me. She said she wants to as well. Now i hope my 1st kiss goes well. Im a bit nervous.

  • wtf is with this voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Dmo217 she's french! lol

  • @Dmo217 is like martha from my mac!

  • horrible smh...

  • No offence but they cannot kiss at all

  • the greeks invented kissing... egyptians dident have kissing :( 

  • find some preevacy xD

  • Damn I feel like a loser lookin this up. But atleast I wont look like one in front of my gf. Haha wish me luck...

  • @beatlezrawesome

    good luck mate.. same here sort of cept she aint my gf but always be prepared xD

  • @beatlezrawesome Haha no you're not a loser, that's cute! Good luck :)

  • I love at 2:40 xD

  • Everybody wish me luck tomorrow... Btw this bid has been very helpful

  • @topem97 Did you do it!

  • @FlyGuyPerson yeah... and it was amazing until she broke up with me today :( she met another guy while at the skating rink :(

  • @84m6k that makes me feel better im 15 and have only been kissed once I thought I was a freak! Im just uber scared cuz the guy who I like and he kinda likes me I think he has had gfs b4 a good bit of them and im nervous I won't do it right!

  • @TACOFARRIE im 15 and i have never had a kiss at all..

  • Somebody asked me to kiss them but I dont know if a want to but just saying the person who asked is mad cute