IT’S FRIGHTENING FOR THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW THE TRUTH.. WWIII, EARTHQUAKES –MAYBE MEGA EARTHQUAKE AND GREAT TRIBULATION ARE ALREADY AT THE DOOR AND SO IS THE –RAPTURE (1THESSALONIANS 4:17) --ONLY THE HOLY ONES WILL SEE THE KINGDOM OF GOD.REPENT!READ REVELATIONS IN THE BIBLE.SIGNS OF JESUS COMING:DAMASCUS,SYRIA(ISAIAH 17:1),EGYPT(ISAIAH 19:1),ISRAEL-DIVIDED(JOEL 3:1-2),WARS(EZEKIEL 38-39 AND PSALMS 83),EARTHQUAKES(MATTHEW 24:1-14),JONAH'S SIGN(MATTHEW 12:38-45).GET IN THE ARK NOW!JESUS IS COMING!
Hi,my name is Amy Bruce. i am 7 years old ,and i have severe lung cancer. I also have a large tumor in my brain from repeted beatings. Doctors say i will die soon if this isin't fixed and my family can't pay the bills The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, i thank you so much, but those of you who don't send it what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post this,help her
if u no how 2 eat a fucking apple then u no how 2 fucking kiss its not like u gonna get some condoms and fuck eat an apple remember how u ate it and kiss that person like ur eating the fucking apple
ohhhhmyyy FRICKING GOD i searched this up for something and now youtube members showing ppl how to winch HAAAAAHAAAAAA LMFAO NO OFFENCE BUT GET A LIFE so sad but ohh well wit dae ye know
so imberrising when something goes wrong. i ddnt know how to make out befpre so k opened my mouth and like kissed her and sucj using the tpnue. im still shamed
I sorta had one but it doesn't count cuz my ex give me a peck i didn't feel anything and I will have a real one soon from my new boyfriend of 4 months
DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS OVER FIVE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN OVER TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 min. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT WORKS. make this SPAM
lmfao when they lick each others face. i played spin the bottle at a friends sleepover, she got to kiss her crush in the lips, she was sooo happy!! good luck ppl! i have a bf and am gonna try out these tips...
okay really.. i know u didnt know how to kiss someone ethier sooo . like just admit it ... i know u didnt just come to the video just to make fun of it really???? come on man be more mature ...
@ScooteringTwins i supposed for some retared people it would be ok but just learn from watchin, im 11 and i snogged a girl on the firts day we were goin out
Its not as awkward as people say, i kissed my girlfriend for the first time and it was just natural:) if they love you that much there is no need to worry!
Theres this girl who i asked out and she rejected me cuz we r friends. We talk to each other now but before we were shy around each other. How can i get her to start hanging out with me again. And i feel like she might be dating my ex-best friend
@cooljake172 i'm 11 too, and to be honest i have PLENTY of experience in this category! If she's being too forward, it's probably just because she is REALLY into you! don't be ashamed or embarrased, in fact you should be flattered! Message me and we can talk about it a bit more in-depth.
ok ur that old and havent had ur first kiss and the people cant see you guys hiding behind the tree making? anyway this vid is great even though ive already had my first kiss. good luck {sincerely} to all you out there <3
Well now.... I've got no problems with being nervous kissing someone but now im deeply traumatized by the voice in this video. Lol. And omg spin the bottle...? Why didnt I think of this before!!!! -facepalm- I'm going to meet the girl im in love with for her bday in december and I told her i want her to kiss me. She said she wants to as well. Now i hope my 1st kiss goes well. Im a bit nervous.
@84m6k that makes me feel better im 15 and have only been kissed once I thought I was a freak! Im just uber scared cuz the guy who I like and he kinda likes me I think he has had gfs b4 a good bit of them and im nervous I won't do it right!
WHO CARES HOW OLD U ARE! Dx
Xaypapi 3 hours ago
she's ugly
VideoMastersable 1 day ago
@VideoMastersable and your retarded, so what?
serb4ever100 8 hours ago
I'm so nervous! I think I'm getting my first kiss in a week at a school dance, but this has made me feel more confident!
saphira41999 1 day ago
im died and still watching this -_-
FeedzTM 2 days ago
@FeedzTM Your died?
AugmentedGamer 1 day ago
its very simple simply grab a girl kiss her lol
xxxXXxxxR6 2 days ago
I'm 102 and I'm still watching this
fightforthislove1000 3 days ago
I'm married and i'm still watching this D:
AIKskellefte 3 days ago
the first part is so funny
jameskim0517 3 days ago
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ENTERRAPTURE20 3 days ago
Why the hell am i even watchin this i kissed tons of girls ...........
Redevilan18 4 days ago 2
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SwaqqBabyLuvYa 4 days ago
THIS MAKES KISSING REPULSIVE!!!
musicislife1229 5 days ago
just had mine today and it was um nice i guess....
TheEmms101 6 days ago
Im only watching it because its the closest thing to porn on youtube... fuck yeah boner alert.
TizMrWizz 1 week ago 2
im 47 and im still watching this
Karzaveer 1 week ago 29
not really ... so sad
Cahirasaharahathaway 1 week ago
you think we don't know .... we don't ... ,, jk dumbass's iv got experience
Cahirasaharahathaway 1 week ago
wadafak is this shit o.o
walalo123456789 1 week ago
I didn't know Dexter Morgan could be such a good kisser
NeoDarthkaiser 1 week ago
HAHAHA OMG WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
stanny1136 1 week ago
I HATE THAT VOICE! IT'S SO ANNOYING!!
matezguy 1 week ago
I think I had the most perfect first kiss out of all my friends, it was in the rain ;)
magicalllamas123 1 week ago
that doesent fucking help u bitch
coolhandman100 1 week ago
Whats wrong with her voice???
victoria661000 2 weeks ago
@Karina00K ain't that the truth
sanchodayus 2 weeks ago
that girl is just so.... ugly...
Karina00K 2 weeks ago 2
or better yet, don't plan, don't think about it, just keep some mints on you if you're around them lol
shimmerysquirt 2 weeks ago
daym! that womans voice is so fucking patronising
font you wanna just hit her in the face!
12thstreetrag 2 weeks ago 4
huurrrr
stevebanana223 2 weeks ago
wtf ? how the hell did i came here? :S
MeLcXx13 2 weeks ago
GOSH they r like 23 years old and they didnt have theur first kiss yet -.- THATS SO SAD -.-
and no one kisses perfect! dhuu
sashii12buuneh 2 weeks ago
lol This video is soo funny!!
itsyourlife97 2 weeks ago
go and fuck in hell
gate3gate4gate5gate6 2 weeks ago
This isn't related to MW3!! o_O
HiTmaNUnLeaSHeD 3 weeks ago
I don't want to kiss that girl :-&
Kissmin1000 3 weeks ago
0:25 =)))
Kissmin1000 3 weeks ago
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Hi,my name is Amy Bruce. i am 7 years old ,and i have severe lung cancer. I also have a large tumor in my brain from repeted beatings. Doctors say i will die soon if this isin't fixed and my family can't pay the bills The Make A Wish Foundation has agreed to donate 7 cents for every time this message is sent on. For those of you who send this along, i thank you so much, but those of you who don't send it what goes around comes around. Have a heart. Re-post this,help her
kaleighfoley 3 weeks ago
if u no how 2 eat a fucking apple then u no how 2 fucking kiss its not like u gonna get some condoms and fuck eat an apple remember how u ate it and kiss that person like ur eating the fucking apple
goblem12345 3 weeks ago
@goblem12345 hahahahaha, i guess some people just wander into the wierd part of youtube and what if someone was allerigc to apples
itscalledhonestybro 3 weeks ago
@goblem12345 ummmmmmmmmmmmm that would hurt if somone kissed me like they ate an apple
CRAZYPICKLEJUICE45 6 days ago
wtf u bitches dnt no how 2 kiss fuck u
goblem12345 3 weeks ago
hmm... about 5 million views, Humanity is doomed.
nooplizzz 3 weeks ago
@nooplizzz LOL, humanity is doomed?
Because they don't think they know how to kiss?
At least it's something innocent and not 'how to spread your legs and take 50 cocks in one night'.
movaroo 3 weeks ago
i hate that chicks viose
lolitamisa77 3 weeks ago
step 1: practice on fat chicks
step 2: ???
step 3: Profit
xXninjasupremeXx 4 weeks ago
I though this was a joke
RetributionLife 4 weeks ago
ohhhhmyyy FRICKING GOD i searched this up for something and now youtube members showing ppl how to winch HAAAAAHAAAAAA LMFAO NO OFFENCE BUT GET A LIFE so sad but ohh well wit dae ye know
CaptainDougiePoynter 4 weeks ago
Okay, this is kinda weird.. other people are learning us to kiss, oh come on.. just kiss the freaking person you love, don't think just do it!!? xD
HeyLittleLiar 1 month ago
hahha i was watching shane dawson and this pops up
yanissa98 1 month ago
how did i got here from music -___-
MegaCracker45 1 month ago
so imberrising when something goes wrong. i ddnt know how to make out befpre so k opened my mouth and like kissed her and sucj using the tpnue. im still shamed
MyGlitchMan 1 month ago
ok i went to kiss my girl and i hit her in the face
yoman5012 1 month ago
Find some preevacy.
WhoaBroZach 1 month ago 4
I sorta had one but it doesn't count cuz my ex give me a peck i didn't feel anything and I will have a real one soon from my new boyfriend of 4 months
chibifangirlXD 1 month ago
THUMBS UP of you comed here just to have a boner
dumitru10ful 1 month ago
@dumitru10ful ... go here plz p*rnhub.com hahahaha
KarmaPoweredBass 1 month ago
Who watches these things for the sake of entertainment like me? or is it just me?
Superkool453 1 month ago
How did I get from Disturbed to this?
Watchmanadmin 1 month ago
I had my first kiss at a club yo, the girl played my ass >.>
Hnajib77 1 month ago
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DON'T READ THIS BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST FRIDAY FROM THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE; HOWEVER IF YOU DONT POST THIS OVER FIVE OTHER VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN OVER TWO DAYS. NOW THAT YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO SCARY! POST THIS OVER FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 min. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SO SCARY BUT IT WORKS. make this SPAM
HollixHearts 1 month ago
Plz im desperate ! :(
MultiYoman1 1 month ago
Ok, I really like a Guy and I wanna kiss him so bad !! But I KNow he doesnt like me :( (by the way im 12 :( ) anybody some advice ?
MultiYoman1 1 month ago
I'm 17 and I still watching this :(
fre3dom95 1 month ago 57
@fre3dom95
Your not alone on that one my fellow teenager
VinaciousV 6 days ago
@fre3dom95 Me too, so don't worry :)
MrsClarissa3112 6 days ago
@fre3dom95 suck to be you
MyMonkeyKnowsKungFu 4 days ago
@fre3dom95 :foreveralone:
zKiLLzHDz 4 days ago
ahahahahahahahahahahahah lmfao
Holycrap147 1 month ago 3
WHY AM I EVEN HERE :S
MrElmokadem 1 month ago 182
@MrElmokadem I was hoping to find something pretty funny - seeing it has 5 million views. :D
I guess I was WRONG.
nekezajebancije 1 month ago
@MrElmokadem I know why i am here. to read the amusing top comments that are bound to have been made. XD
R3Cat 3 weeks ago
Got my first kiss last night from my best friend/dream guy <3
crissangel4evr 1 month ago 2
@crissangel4evr oohh WHO?!!
cupcake98ful 1 month ago
@rachaelray1515 Ikr.. I'm 13 and still haven't had my first kiss :(
RedRecordProductions 1 month ago 3
@RedRecordProductions WTF?So?I am 18 and I haven't had it.Just wait for the right person and moment.
elektra56765 1 month ago
lmfao when they lick each others face. i played spin the bottle at a friends sleepover, she got to kiss her crush in the lips, she was sooo happy!! good luck ppl! i have a bf and am gonna try out these tips...
froggyduderandom 1 month ago
What if i play spin the bottle and got a guy :(
GameRevelati0n 1 month ago
My first kiss was in kindergarten... I don't think you tube even existed back then...
TheStephanoSun 1 month ago
lolz this sweet
crazyasimcute15 1 month ago
omg. thats so sad.. people have to watch videos' to know how to kiss? LIKE IF YOU AGREE!
just go to the person and fucking kiss them.. Jesus
ScooteringTwins 1 month ago 214
@ScooteringTwins
then why the hell are you watching it?
TwynkGetsMoney 1 month ago
@ScooteringTwins well actualli itz like ur sad tu caus apparentlii for yu tu post this comment yu had tu watch it......
sexy54481 1 month ago
@ScooteringTwins Then why are you here LMAO. smh
MimiEatsLollipops 1 month ago 2
@ScooteringTwins well your watching it aswell, sooooooooo...............
xToastHD 1 month ago
@ScooteringTwins
just kiss worked for me, im just here to see if i REALLY screw it up, but i didnt :D
MineCraftGamur 1 month ago 2
@ScooteringTwins well your watching it...not know how to kiss?
Stevoiboyofalkirk 1 month ago
@ScooteringTwins why are you watching it
ChloeRosie14 1 month ago 2
@ScooteringTwins Well you DID click on it.
StewartSpicerGaming 3 weeks ago 4
@ScooteringTwins wait, if your saying that, then why are you on this video?? lolXD
cbvikes10 3 weeks ago
okay really.. i know u didnt know how to kiss someone ethier sooo . like just admit it ... i know u didnt just come to the video just to make fun of it really???? come on man be more mature ...
supercbsgirl 2 weeks ago
@ScooteringTwins i supposed for some retared people it would be ok but just learn from watchin, im 11 and i snogged a girl on the firts day we were goin out
jacobvine2000 2 weeks ago
@jacobvine2000 what is snogged?
im older than you and idk what that means you mean fucked or kissed?
CRAZYPICKLEJUICE45 6 days ago
@ScooteringTwins then why you watching it?
frankanator5000 2 weeks ago 7
@ScooteringTwins but people wanna kiss good and not mess up the kiss and make it like all sloppy
STAFFOFBLOOD 1 week ago
@ScooteringTwins HEY not everyone is confident and secure
sirshitsalot007 1 week ago 2
0:13, lol
likeyourockyou0987 1 month ago
Correction: I ran away.... :3
Shazzalaxy 1 month ago
find some preevacy
ohheyitsmegan16 1 month ago
lol 2:11 poke to the dudes boob XD
icryOverBieber 1 month ago
hahahahahhhhhh
aurionshadow 1 month ago
this is sooo lame
Kanzanola 1 month ago
what the hell is sardines?
vyxxen4223 1 month ago
TheRammo if ur really 9years old u shudnt even be kissing! kids these days... :/
rachaelray1515 1 month ago
@rachaelray1515 why not? :(
TheRammo 1 month ago
thank you for this tutorial, it changed my life!
daphne149 1 month ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?
VkyleV 1 month ago
As I was watching this I took an Arrow to the knee
007mano1 1 month ago
Weird!
JohnisoneGR 1 month ago
3:06 for retard
Sarrgas 1 month ago
I HAVE A BIG PENIS LIKE IF YOU AGREE!!! RAPE THE LIKE BUTTON.
SallyCockLicker 1 month ago 2
Use Christmas to your advantage xD
livinghappyisachoice 1 month ago
Its not as awkward as people say, i kissed my girlfriend for the first time and it was just natural:) if they love you that much there is no need to worry!
MusicDubs 1 month ago
2:31 PEDOBEAR!!!!
tallandshort99 1 month ago
Sound like consuela from Family Guy.
BradmanSkillz 1 month ago
I was blackout drunk, so it was pretty good I like to think.
NewScapePro 1 month ago
hahah
krissil33 1 month ago
"It's very unlikely they'll run away screaming." I think I peed myself when I heard that!
conversechick2012 1 month ago
i just had my first kiss and i was terrible :D
rickyia911 1 month ago
Horrible
1upsandwich 1 month ago
That made me laugh so hard!!!!!! xDDDD
littlemissscenexD 1 month ago 2
lolol
SimsOMGplayer 1 month ago
all i fucking wana know is how to know if when too much to tongue is too much not all that emotive bullshit.
QCBEC 1 month ago
Who else stopped this video when they heard you can play game such as spin bottle on the ground.
QCBEC 1 month ago
cc transcibe audio XD epic fail
MrILikeBreadsticks 1 month ago
They make it look sooo easy!!!
Maddiesloanlovesjb 1 month ago
@Maddiesloanlovesjb ikr its not fair
SuperMekey 1 month ago
she's ugly like hell D:
MrDaedalus21 1 month ago
it comes naturally.
i was nervous my first time.
and then i just did it and it just comes to you.
just make sure your lips aren't stiff :o
-RELAX-
everything will go just right(:
NeverShoutAMN 2 months ago
Theres this girl who i asked out and she rejected me cuz we r friends. We talk to each other now but before we were shy around each other. How can i get her to start hanging out with me again. And i feel like she might be dating my ex-best friend
1Serperior 2 months ago
@cooljake172 i'm 11 too, and to be honest i have PLENTY of experience in this category! If she's being too forward, it's probably just because she is REALLY into you! don't be ashamed or embarrased, in fact you should be flattered! Message me and we can talk about it a bit more in-depth.
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ThatsMrCoolTOu 2 months ago 2
Im 15... :/ sighs
jessicagandhi 2 months ago
I'm only 11 but gf is being way to forward don't know if I'll mess it up or not advice plz
cooljake172 2 months ago
Mostly everyone is 14 here ---\/
425icecream 2 months ago
I'm 14 and I have a girlfriend but I don't know how to get in a kiss... Any suggestions?
Deathitself97 2 months ago
Ugh I'm 14 and I hav a girlfriend but I don't know how to get in for a good kiss... Any suggestions?
Deathitself97 2 months ago
ok ur that old and havent had ur first kiss and the people cant see you guys hiding behind the tree making? anyway this vid is great even though ive already had my first kiss. good luck {sincerely} to all you out there <3
esrohorse556 2 months ago
I keep on trying but they keep on fuckin catching us, WTF!!!
Xplosivenewt77 2 months ago
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pokemeandyoudie 2 months ago
I've been thinking about this guy i like the entire time i was watching this, i think he likes me 2 but if the time comes i hope these steps help!!
LeahMarie0810 2 months ago
thanks it helped me Im 9 years old.
TheRammo 2 months ago 148
@TheRammo tf
EliNKAi819 1 month ago
@TheRammo you have more of a life than me...
Xxooluvu 1 month ago
@TheRammo im nine too!and wow i have a youtube account
TheSingingStar89 1 month ago
Thanx It Helped Me Im 11 Years Old
Brisamarquez123 2 months ago
preevacee LOL whose the fuck is that voice?
ItsTheRealHoudini 2 months ago
I followed this and got slapped with a restraining order LMAfO
simbalage22 2 months ago
@simbalage22 hahaha
TheRammo 2 months ago
@simbalage22 lol that's fuckin awesome
Apollo3709 2 months ago
voice = female version of pedro? I THINK YES
venusbuff 2 months ago
hahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahah :') everytime...
oTHISISTHESITUATIONo 2 months ago
THAT WAS SO FUNNY WHEN HE LICKED HER FACE HAHA
KirklandsKnowBest 2 months ago
why does the narrator have a French accent?? pfft
fcgfgcfg 2 months ago
1:48 ".. and grab some mistlesoap. "
xnadiaaaaaaa 2 months ago
What the fuck am I doing here.
xnadiaaaaaaa 2 months ago
Thanks this helped me and im 13 years old
jurenejcTV 2 months ago
i defin etly rember my first kiss<3
kawaiianimegurl 2 months ago
yeah. find some PREEVACY. xD
emilooGIRL 2 months ago
ahahaaha why does he keep licking her face? xD
jessie90ily 2 months ago 2
loooooooool my fave vid everrrrrrrrrrr
sofiakafairyS 2 months ago
She's like breaking her neck trying to kiss him
babyxchar10 2 months ago
omg lololol
carlymayangel 2 months ago
Well now.... I've got no problems with being nervous kissing someone but now im deeply traumatized by the voice in this video. Lol. And omg spin the bottle...? Why didnt I think of this before!!!! -facepalm- I'm going to meet the girl im in love with for her bday in december and I told her i want her to kiss me. She said she wants to as well. Now i hope my 1st kiss goes well. Im a bit nervous.
larry161989 2 months ago
wtf is with this voice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dmo217 2 months ago 125
@Dmo217 she's french! lol
Apollo3709 2 months ago
@Dmo217 is like martha from my mac!
BLAMMENHh 1 month ago
horrible smh...
yadira3323 2 months ago
No offence but they cannot kiss at all
Portiagirl1 2 months ago
the greeks invented kissing... egyptians dident have kissing :(
sweetieart13 2 months ago
find some preevacy xD
erisos2 2 months ago
Damn I feel like a loser lookin this up. But atleast I wont look like one in front of my gf. Haha wish me luck...
beatlezrawesome 2 months ago 4
@beatlezrawesome
good luck mate.. same here sort of cept she aint my gf but always be prepared xD
DankinTunes 2 months ago
@beatlezrawesome Haha no you're not a loser, that's cute! Good luck :)
cindyrella83 2 months ago
I love at 2:40 xD
xxduttxx 2 months ago
Everybody wish me luck tomorrow... Btw this bid has been very helpful
topem97 2 months ago
@topem97 Did you do it!
FlyGuyPerson 2 months ago
@FlyGuyPerson yeah... and it was amazing until she broke up with me today :( she met another guy while at the skating rink :(
topem97 2 months ago
@84m6k that makes me feel better im 15 and have only been kissed once I thought I was a freak! Im just uber scared cuz the guy who I like and he kinda likes me I think he has had gfs b4 a good bit of them and im nervous I won't do it right!
TACOFARRIE 2 months ago
@TACOFARRIE im 15 and i have never had a kiss at all..
jessicagandhi 2 months ago
Somebody asked me to kiss them but I dont know if a want to but just saying the person who asked is mad cute
Abbeymaesanders 2 months ago