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  • This is obviously fake..... because Batman doesn't bitch.

  • dude get that guy out of the superman costume...seriously.

  • Mclkdscdsocndcosnsdicniubsdcdi­cwubediygw JAY GARRICK FLASH. 8D

  • Yeah criscart99 when. Batman does all the really work. As invincible as Superman is he has a problem with ding.

  • The costumes and cinematography were very well done, although it seemed as if the audio was recorded on the camera- very echoy. Are you guys going to do any more videos? Encore! (get a mike though)

  • don't get me wrong... Batmans awsome! I just like superman better. I was a little kid pretending I can fly till now I like him better. iwe are all intitiled to are opoinoins. Superman and betman are best when they work together. :) k?

  • Superman's "fantastic" because he was born with incredible powers that allow him to do amazing things, mostly with minimal effort. (Of course he has those times when stuff gets all crappy but whatever).

    Batman's awesome because he does amazing things like Superman without superpowers: pure skill.

    Say a person can run half as fast as a cheeta (impossible, but beyond the point) Which would you say is cooler: the cheeta, born with that skill, or the man who had to train incredible hard to get it

  • shut up. superman puons fatman!

  • @chrischart99 no he dosent

  • @chrischart99  batman is better

  • crap

  • @ 3:30 Superman pissed Batman off LOL

  • Batman may not be the first for superpowers, but he may be the first with gadgets >:D

  • That's what i call "How to shut up a bunch a snooty superheroes" 2:20

  • Notice that Wayne kicked superman's ass in the Dark Knight Returns. :)

  • MAKE PART 2 PLEAS

  • @marcelodornellesramo I already did! :)

  • @greenless

    Is the part 2 Batman Versus Superman?

  • DAMN WONDER WOMAN IS REALLY NICE

  • Wow superman u should go crawl under a hole and die!

  • Who cares if they have powers or not. It isn't the powers that make the "Super" hero.

    PLus, they shouldn't be talking so bad about him. Cuz he could destroy the entire Justice League if he wanted to! Yeah :) He's THAT awesome! ;)

  • @HarcoreGamerpsn Tell that to Dean Cain.

  • Talk about a dick move Superman. Bringing up his parents like that.

  • gl has a movie too

  • @bigfoot1214 Yeah, NOW. That was made about 3 years ago.

  • green lantern had an awesome suit

  • and thats when batman whips out his secret krytonite stash that he keeps hidden in the Batcave (no joke its true) and procedes to kill the fuck out of him.

  • wow what a super asshole you are superman.

  • the girl playing wonder woman is a fat cow

  • oh no he didn't. that was so not called for, Batman would whoop his ass with or without Kryptonite

  • \watch?v=t0gJBD9nlIQ

  • @DutchStudent1982 Batman can do all that?

  • @CharlieZuko clearly you dont know that batman has EVERYTHING on his utility belt!

  • "Uh. You have super powers. Why did your planet blow up again? With your parents on it? Yeah. That's what I thought. Here. Catch." *tosses kryptonite at Superman* "I'm gonna go be a ninja now. Freaks." Batman wins. Hands down.

  • I'm sorry, I was distracted by the glow of my kryptonite batarang

  • And than batman pulled our of his belt :

    *a time vortex generator (enprisoning flash, since speed = time) with a fluxtuent powersupply (draining away any power from the lantern)

    *tosses a chunk of kryptonite towards superman

    *use a remote to tweak the armbands of wonder woman to reduce her power so much she cant even stand anymore

    and walk out;)

  • fuck u super man

  • Batman should've kicked all of their asses when Superman said if he had superpowers his parents would still be alive.

  • oooh snap!

  • Batman may not have superpowers but he's fucking strong enough to kill someone with just a punch to the face.

  • BATMAN is the shit. the only one there who is erally a garunteed victory against batman would be wonder woman, green lantern his ring powers him and can run out of power, flash just put a stick between his legs, and superman has the most WELL KNOWN WEAKNESS in hero history. he should just get a kryptonite boot and ram it up supermans asss...lol and as for wonderwoman, she probably has the hots for him, so the worst she could do is give him a BJ.....LMAO

  • Batman: oh so I don't have super powers huh?

    *shoves a kreptonit inside supermans ass*

    Show me watcha got now :@

  • Then EVERYONE died, The End.

  • superman dont even have power its the sun that gives him his power just like its the speed force that gives flash his power just like the ring gives john

  • rip superman

  • Cool video. They should make a part two to see what happens next.

  • bat man kicks ass and so does iron man my 2 favorite super heros because they both are just regular guys with a shit load of money

  • uuuuuuuuuuuuh i hate lisps holy crap espicially jesse eisenberg's uuuuuh!

  • Batman: Oh yeah? At least I knew my parents before they died. What do you have? Oh, a pre-recored voice of your dead parents.

    Superman: Hey!!!

    Batman: Well, you started it.

    That would be so funny if Batman said that to him.

  • Uh, Superman/Clark didn't save Jonathan from his heart attack...so HE makes wisecracks? lol...just getting into the spirit of this. My superhero self is 'The Bouncer'. Beats up slimeballs and then cops lock them up. lol...later all!

  • Wow supermans a douche

  • Thsi is funny but Fuck them all The Dark Knight owns as for Supermans comment about his parents that was a low hit really low you never make fun of that cause if you do Batman's gonna PWN you :)

  • Superman needs to change outfit.I mean seriously this is the most ridiculous colours-outfit a super hero can wear.

  • 3:12 wonderwoman's full of cellulite :(

  • Superman is a dick, seriously!!!

  • Lol Batman may not have superpowers, but he's the king of comebacks!

  • Batman looks like a douche, superman has big ears, green lantern looks aight, wonder woman's hot, and the flash is a dork. Does anybody else see what's wrong with that? (aside from wonder woman and flash)

  • LOL Good Actors

  • a hole

  • and superman man died that way it was really a terrible day

    a battle that lasted day after day

    with a spike of anger batman cut his throat and hanged him with his rope

    flash also didn't last but he really wasn't left for last

    green latern tried to run through the emergency stairs didn't feel a pain like that in years

    wonderwoman was so fast even flash couldn't save her from batman's bat gas

    the superheroes were all killed and batmans wish was thus fuffiled... YAY!

  • Who's the gorgeous wonderwoman?

  • What I don't get is why doesn't everyone know who is Superman, Wonder woman, Green Lantern, and the Flash is they don't wear masks or gloves(fingerprints). I would say at lest batman is smart enough where them but it seems everyone in the odd DC universe are all idiots.

  • Superman should talk! He lost his real parents on krypton and his adoptive father.

  • :) not bad... :)

  • ouch at the end i mean fucking buuuurrrrnnnnn

  • The dude that played Batman is hot.

  • @Sleepinglion6987 ur probably the guy who played him...

  • wow now superman is getting murdered by batman did he forget batman has a kryptonite ring.

  • There about to get owned!

    Batman rocks! and he's just as awesome as the rest of them even without powers.

  • I love how Batman pwnd all of them, and Superman's just a dick! Hahaha!!!

  • Too Superman: Put you under the red sun and in Krytonite;] Than we'll see who kicks ass. :)

    Sorry had too say it!

    Nerd moments ftw.

  • Batman should have pulled some kryptonite out of his ejaculation belt & shoved it up supermans arse for saying that about his parents.

  • @arealbladeofgrass Ya must be nice to have 5 dimensional belt.

  • Cum on now..that just wasn't right. Batman redeemed himself, then Superfag had to scoop really low.

  • Oh dever what a super hero you are!! hahahaaaa ! so much for the south side.

  • LOL@ your like the Hobbit..John stewart as Frodo

  • wonderwoman is fuckable

  • lick my balls people

  • That was good.

  • Superdickery is alive and well!

  • shut up superman you have powers and you parents have powers to and die .., stupid.., e.e

  • Batman is like the best marvel character ^-^

  • @xxGothrd  or not

  • @xxGothrd Batman isn't Marvel, he's DC dumbass.

  • Call this phone number: 973 543 6003

  • ouuu super man you are cold 

  • oooh supera!you really REALLY shouldnt have said that!

  • actualy the thing superman doesnt realise is that he himself has superpowers but didnt save his parrents

    so if superman didnt have superpowers he'd be dead

    in other words... batman pwns superman

  • @jazzj2 pfft 

  • @jazzj2 agreed gj :D

  • @jazzj2 No...

    Superman didnt have powers when he was on kripton, He was normal, the yellow sun gives him superpowers.

    Superman kicks batmans ass... get over it, it's true. Though I like batman more. You can't beat a man that is ultamitly indistructable.

  • @teddyjam123 nah in a fight Batman owns he always carrys kryptonite in case superman goes rogue, he said in various different comics and episodes that he has ways to stop superman, so in a one on one fight batman would have the drop on him

  • batman's superpower is his money

  • Wonder Woman is kinda Hot #LOL

  • And they're about to get owned.

    I noticed he kept saying ''we'' when he was talking about cleaning up after the giant robots or whatever... but I know he wasn't talking about any of them, obviously.

  • @AzurePeacock "We" = Batman and the police / fire dept. / etc.

  • @greenless Okay. thanks. That's what I figured. ^-^

  • @AzurePeacock Batman and Robin perhaps 

  • Meh...

  • Batman is one of the leaders of the justice league, and the only leader without super powers. That makes him the best of all (H)

    Watch the series of the justice league, Batman always has high status :D

  • he always carries a kryptonyte rock on his belt to fuck him up anyways.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAA

  • they died at the end

  • @1xev1 As does anyone who brings Batman's parents into it

  • thats pretty funny until the end that was just fucked up

  • Good stuff!  Fuck you, Superman!! hehe

  • no fuck u asshole

  • Batmans face at the end is so funny

  • if superman had no powers like batman, batman would have the upperhand

  • @woodscare then he wouldnt be superman

  • yeah man cuz superman is retarted

  • GL needs to use his ring to repair his ripped right shoulder seam.

  • Wow I actually had a good laugh after watching this

  • That wonderwoman is a cutsie

  • i knew superman was a dork but i didn't know what a basterd he was.

    batman kills superman any day

  • Thats so Awful! I love Batman! he is my favorite super hero...I mean honestly superman sucks what kinda lame hero do you have to be if nothing hurts you? wow.....

  • OUCH!

    That was a douche comment Superman!

  • I know, seriously. Bruce was a kid when his parents were killed, and Superman was a dribbling, diaper crapping baby. They couldn't do anything at that time.

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  • superman if u had powers u would actually b a dork but even though u r already one

  • fuck u superman dat was low

  • ''AND HEY BRUCE YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE SUPER POWERS YOUR PARENTS WILL STILL ALIVE''

    i say like o shit man superman is dead man

  • lol ya i am thinking the same, gotta see the 2nd part now

  • Damn I wanted to see him rip them apart.

  • Good video... but, shame on you all for cracking on the man like that. He may have No powers, but, he's got EVERYTHING else.

  • nice vid. it has good quality and good effects

  • this makes the rest of the justice league look like pricks. i cant wait for the movie though

  • That sucked ass. I mean what do these guys hate Batman that much? There was no reason for any of that I mean come on. The only good part was Batman's point about him having all the movies. Suck on that Flash!

  • the line at the end was DOUCHEE!

    i hate superman. >:)

  • Damn........that's last shot was WAY below the belt.

  • lol wait the green latern isnt a an actual super hero either he only has powers because of the ring.

  • Superman is a prick

  • Hahaha, I like how Superman's parents also died.

  • What the hell was with 1950's Flash? He hasn't had that costume for decades! That had me laughing on it's own!

  • whos the rich guy wonderman was talking about from friendss

  • Jon Favreau, the director of 'Iron Man', played a billionaire on Friends that was obsessed with becoming an Ultimate Fighter.

  • this is the worst acted film ever.

  • So I take it you haven't seen Star Wars episodes 1,2 or 3?

  • i hate batman and iron man

  • Good job but you should of got me to play Superman.

  • lmfao

  • Batman kicked everybody's asses! You do not mess with Batman. :)

  • was that the gay superman from super man returns

  • Batmans Response at the end of the vid: No, i dont think so, have you written home recently

  • XD That was funny! Batman was *Hella* cruel to his JLA teammates, and Supes was pretty f'ed up in the end there.

    Just understand how difficult it would be to make something like this ourselves. Have you guys tried making a realistic, watchable fighting movie?

    Wonder Woman and the Green Lantern looked closest to their roles. Good job guys, just remember, everything about Superman is proud when he stands.

  • i wonder wat batmann did after the video finishh

  • Probably beat him over the head with a chunk of Kryptonite.

  • welldone.

  • un super coool they made batman look super useless

  • hahahahahaha

    Batman ROCKS!

    "If you had superpowers your parents would still be alive"

    Harsh ):

  • ha its so funny im not laughing?

    gah waste money on costumes and its flipping shit

  • What was a bigger waste:  this vid or that comment?

    Great vid greenless ;)

  • is this bad or is it just me...ps U CAN DO BETTER.

  • batmans mask dosnt fit em and SUPER MENT WENT TO FAR !

  • haaaahahahah!!!!!!!!!! superman is a super douche!

  • Hilarious. It's funny how in all the "parody" works, Superman is always a huge doosh. Really, he's a pretty good guy. You know, like, when I met him um... in... real life...

    And as for the "who would win: Batman or Superman?" The answer is Superman, unless Batman had Kryptonite.

    Which is the same answer as "Who would win: Superman or anyone. Ever"

  • Batman always haves kriptonite :P

  • Batman FTW, Superman FTL.

  • Ya how much did The Dark Knight make? Superman Returns? You do the math. And Batman will always own Superman for one reason. Superman give Batman a Kryptonite Ring in case Superman ever goes bad from Red Kryptonite or wut have you.

  • ok here is a few things that I would point out

    1. batman rarely fights giant robots he would leave it to superman.

    2. Batman has to do things that others can't ( like detective work)

    3. Batman is just better in every way

  • Kick his ass Batman

  • Time to break out the Kryptonite...

  • LOL superman w/ the low blow LOL

  • "if u had super powers ur parents would still be alive!" i think batman was gonna break his on rule which is not kill!

  • hahahahaha

  • um thay all have moves

  • learn how to fucking spell

  • i did spell right yes it was a good move but that what i said  your upset cuzz your a batman fan

  • That was wrong!

    lol

  • LOOOL awesome ending

  • that was pretty tight. Subscribing!!

  • Superdickery moment right at the end!

  • funny sad ending lolll

  • I would TAP Wonder Woman!

  • good production value but the humor was a little weak. Superman needs to stay in character. Use a better mic next time. nice work