Anti-Human Propaganda, Humans are dumb Monkeys.

[linkzellda]

The Internet Trolls are monkey you so make a video about that the Internet Monkey Trolls SkaarjSoldier

[TomahawkTerror]

I wouldn't call this Propaganda, propaganda isn't true.

[MaxwellChillington]

I am a dog. Your argument is invalid.

[Trollin4Evar]

i guess what he's saying makes sense

[77musica]

hahahahaha most people are fucking idiots

[smarzotais]

I am the *BEST* monkey of them all.

[boazsel]

me Monkey, me see, me love

[Kallero]

Apes, sir. Apes.

[joonzchoi]

I'M NOT A MONKEY, I'M A *WOMAN!*

[Bubbins909]

@joonzchoi lol monkey

[x1x2x3ct]

@joonzchoi tits or GFTO

[AFlyingNunofOz]

Jeez those beeps are annoying.

[IntrepidDeath]

Best part? The Monkees.

[Fishstickification]

Psst! We're not monkeys either, we're apes!

[Lucifera4]

it's true :)

[AwkwardArmadillo]

Before any of you start your arguments and "brought

[SuperMsifiableful]

there are dumb and intelligent individuals among humans and other monkeys but only our species have willfully ignorant ones

[NavajoBeauty]

only the monkeys who accept the fact that they're monkeys, don't shave

[Evi1M4chine]

PROTIP: There are lots of animals with conciousness and self-awareness. Ravens, dolphins, octopuses, and of course all apes.

[Shrunkenhead61]

All the things we have done is for our self-interests. It's great and all until you realize that you are taking away the ground you stand on.

Now, can we help it? I bet we could but we'd HAVE to start over.

[filrabat]

Question: If "humans" (i.e. monkeys) are such creatures, then may I suggest that we stop producing more such creatures in the first place and gracefully go extinct?

[TomahawkTerror]

@filrabat I wish, we'd just need to stop reproducing for about 7-10 years and the population would dramatically decrease and then we can fuck again for the new generation. It's Ok to keep the species going, there are just too many of us.

[shinejoe86]

super video

[elchippe]

58 people think they are a humans.

[09code90]

humans should die... we're stupid we just make everything wrong

[09code90]

we're monkeys we're humans are stupid we don't think we just do it. even our planet is trying to destroy us with Tsunamis Volcans and other things just because we're stupid i we're destroying everithing around us. we should destroy ourself and let the other animals life as they want...

[DTNRom88]

Very well made video. I would however replace "monkeys" with "animals", because we didn't actually evolve from monkeys...both monkeys and humans evolved from a previous life form. Monkeys and humans are both as advanced in terms of evolution, we just happen to be smarter.

Or maybe "smarter" isn't the right word when referring to theists

[Shrunkenhead61]

@DTNRom88 Not really, able fits. Just cause we have words and hands that make tools, doesn't mean we are "er" anything. People talk about enlightenment they usually mean for themselves. Utopia is founded on selfishness and to many selfishness is a vice and non-Utopian.

I have a theory there is a God, we are a video game... gave us science to keep messing with us to question everything religion to stop wondering. Have to find the un-plug button. Man vs himself.

[thisisformusiconly]

I like it when it states that "these monkeys think that this universe was created for them only" hopefully people know, there are more powerful forces out there.

[Thanatos4655]

its awesome cause its true

[Mohammedsaiid]

why are there monkeys in the first place?

[guitarscores]

ants are way smarter .... and nicer

[halamedvav]

This video is insulting to Chimps and Lorises and other non human monkeys. The Hairy monkeys are innocent in respect to their less fortunate hairless off-spring.

[jacksparowv]

Im not shaving any more.

[mcwolfus]

we so nearly bought it through neuclear war on two occations during the 60s and the early 80s. I cant help wondering why we dont celebrate the fact that we did not incinerate us and the planet. Hey, we suvived the cold war by chance, nobody even cares. Anyway peak oil and CC will get us dumbasses. good film.

[thetruesurvive]

where the hell did it went wrong in evolution

[fuckinrelax]

I AM A CHILD OF GOD, IF YOU WANT TO BE A FUCKIN MONKEY, GO AHEAD!!!

[SkaarjSoldier]

@fuckinrelax For some dumb fuck that thinks he's a "Child of God" and not a monkey, you sure act as dumb as a monkey. Only dumb monkeys think they are making a better point by typing in all caps.

[OneEyedJack1970]

@SkaarjSoldier I don't think monkeys can type. Hell, you give them a keyboard, they'll probably just shit on it.

[boyluv2000]

And many monkeys watch this video.

[Dashpx666]

Love it.

[186713]

so what I understand we are a bunch Hairless tailless monkeys?

[SkaarjSoldier]

@186713 Well, from what I understand, this is what the Skaarj think of us.

[Wharwulif]

@186713 No,Humans are not just Hairless tailless monkeys,Those are Messed up and abominationary Hairless tailless monkeys that tend to grow too big for their own good!

[s3nke1]

WOW too many monkeys

[zvkkvz]

the end happens right now.......now moving on.....at least im enjoying the ride........and the bannanas.........hah

[BobChaos23]

I had a bad case of monkey hives once, it needed a special ointment, and took forever to get rid of...

[leopower7]

Excellent video.

[MrOtakuman22]

It really humbles you... Doesn't it?

[herboros]

Monkey hives

[SkaarjSoldier]

@sbs520s True, 6.6. Billion Human is perhaps a bit too many humans. But that's what happens when sex is much more fun than dying. Already some scientists are speculating that in the near future, the human population may shrink by nature. In fact, we may be seeing Nature putting a check on the human population with the increase in Homosexuality and more women having trouble conceiving.

[ronny4ever123]

so sad, yet so true. :(

[rawrkadi]

i freaking love this!

[Modeltrainguy]

WOW! Excellent!

[EndTheFedRes]

Some monkey's even resort to flinging their poo.

Monkeys spanking monkeys...hmm.

[HelghastMerc]

Call me a self-hating monkey, but there are times that I absolutely cannot stand my own species. Dumb parasites. *Ahem* ALIEN ALLIANCE FOREVER!!!

[certosify]

appreciate the idea

but I don't agree.

[FAKEPAIN]

awesome :D

stop hating start loving you monkeys!

I always thought Nietzsche was a monkey haha! whats the meaning in reading that shit.. makes monkeys feel more special than other monkeys.. crazy monkeys :D just love

[MilanTbay]

"Dance monkeys Dance."

ROFL

5*

[xTrevmoxTehxGreatx]

I for one, as a monkey, don't like imaginary lines in the dirt.

[ShananiKings]

Shut your fuckin' mouth and deal with it.

[usmcpvtswat]

5/5

[omgwtfbbqalekx]

George Carlin would be proud

[falconpunch10]

Im a monkey, I have useless technology and a name that dosent matter, I follow rules made by more dominant monkeys and will be killed for not following them

[Wharwulif]

@falconpunch10 Welcome to the Awareness club!

[19006991010]

dance monkey dance!

[lexsite]

hahahahahahaha fucking brilliant, Ii cant stop laughing!

"you see, the monkeys can't help themselves" LOL

[CorpseBride64]

Wow, I'm speechless...

[amxrtdket]

You are genius my friend. This video really put things in perspective in such a brilliant, truthful way.

[ianp420]

brilliant

[TheWordOfBod]

some of these monkeys make videos for youtube trying to explain to the monkeys that they are in fact monkeys. other monkeys may disagree and then the monkeys that watch the video argue about the issue and who is the smarter monkey. i heard that from an ape...

[SkaarjSoldier]

Would that ape happen to be Donkey Kong? ;)

[TheWordOfBod]

gordo...

[s3nke1]

@TheWordOfBod LMFAO

[bmuldersmayday]

Hey Al Gore that you ,useless monkey, stop flying in that Jet thats polluting the earth. Or driving in that gas guzzling SUV when you go around promoting your hypocritical lies about the environment. Wait a sec....ain't this useless monkey's company cutting down trees in south America. What about them light bulbs he is promoting, "Contains Hg". Watch out Carbon more dangerous than Hg according to AL Gore you useless monkey

[SkaarjSoldier]

But......but.....but.......wha­t about manbearpig?! Al Gore says he's real! In fact, I think I saw him a few nights ago! Oh wait, I was just too drunk and seeing things. Ah hell, nevermind.

[slyman928]

99% of these monkes r pathetic and r so ignorant they will never figure out how to live in harmony with the earth.

[nil256]

Nothing to add. Spot on! Shame that monkeys don't want to see the truth.

[stretchboogie]

these are some messed up monkeys

[lexissopro]

This...is...so...win.

[zorbaknecromancer]

i mean monkeys

[zorbaknecromancer]

Die you Humans

[canigeta7]

this is beautiful in a way, humans need to get off their high horse, we aint shit seriously, STEP OUTSIDE YOUR BOX

[HELPTHEHOMELESS32]

kill all monkeys

[ANE32]

This is so funny!

[YamaKazoo]

And some monkeys believe that blasting holes in the o-zone layer is something we should apply ourselves to. 2:56

[ZionistWorldOrder]

anti human propaganda

[WolfArden44]

I don' t personally believe humans evolved from monkeys, but this was quite humorous. lol.

[Krshk]

The monkeys don't wanna be monkeys, they wanna be something else.

But they're not.

[PotHBP]

I love this video. :) Very funny.

[JENRAY2009]

Great video! A lot of truth clearly and simply expressed--and some monkeys still don't get it!

[burnmaker01]

best video of all time

[mada1ina]

monke cheese!!!!!

[antirem]

*Unneeded/wanted biology man to the rescue!*

Gorillas, chimpanzees, orangutans, bonobos, gibbons, humans are not monkeys, but apes.

[WDarkOredW]

monkeys is lot funnier though lol, im sure he knew that xD

[tohidefromourways]

Aren't Mandrills apes?

[brooke4402]

" the monkeys shave the hair off of their bodies in blatant denial of their true monkey nature" is my favorite...

[uifianne]

Dance Monkeys Dance!

[perleeyee7]

I love being a monkey : ) HAHAHA

[krumpliii]

You Skaarj bitches are also made up by MONKEYs xD

[michaelbook18]

"The monkeys draw a lot of imaginary lines in the dirt" LMAO

Classic Video Funny and full of good points.

[Gh0stFM]

This is Great and I can't Beleave how people take this video serious yep we are Monkeys or to exsact Bald Monkeys that what we are now I'm gona go look at some more Trunk Monkey Videos he he Monkeys

[PubeOfFire]

apes....

[rikkurainbows]

how can a monkey tell us we are monkeys?

this is an outrage! now give me my pipe and let me pop open a can of cola using my thumbs.

I gotz me sum intetelekt awwright

[SkaarjSoldier]

How about you lighten up and take a joke? Can you and the other foools who flame these comments sections read the video description and see that it's a joke? But no, you're a goddamn depressed jackass with nothing else better to do than to spill your bile all over Youtube. Get off your high horse, lighten up, and at least *TRY* to see that the world doesn't

revolve around you. Noone gives a damn if you are so easily offended, so go call the Waaaaaaambulance for all I care!

[SkaarjSoldier]

And if you can't get off your high horse then why don't you do everyone a favor and go kill yourself? Save everyone the trouble from listening to your stupidity again.

[sarsour1989]

* I SALUTE YOU *

[sataniccorewindir]

this is an insult 2 monkeys , humans are worthless

[dheyo]

well i dont know about the rest of you but this monkeys going to heaven :P

[TheKablooieKids]

Without a doubt we are still the most amazing phenomenon on the planet.

[Freshhhhh1982]

Actually in the entire universe. The human brain is the most complex object in the universe thus far.

[boru1982]

Thus far?

[LavaMountainKat]

the entire universe? that is a pretty big statement, I am sure out of the trillions of planets out there that there are others that have developed other highly intelligent lifeforms.

[slyman928]

@LavaMountainKat

the universe has been around for a very long time and is enormous beyond imagination im sure theres been thousands of more advanced civilizations that have already come and gone.

[gertrongertron]

like canser !

[dylanhatesyou]

In regards to the poster of this video: I'm am confused as to how this is "just a joke?" It seems pretty spot-on to me.

[SkaarjSoldier]

If you take a look at the jokes on Mad TV, South Park, and Family Guy you'll see that they seem pretty spot on.

It propably wasn't the original intent of the creator of this video, but I myself am putting this on as an example of anti-human propaganda that could be shown on an alien civilization hostile to Earth Humans (such as the Skaarj). Propaganda can seem 'spot on', but it's up to the viewer wether they believe what they see or not. And I am confused as to why people get easily offended.

[jimmoore13]

Outstanding. An excellent perspective. With admiration, Bobo.

[actitudbandera]

call a human a monkey, just the same it's a name, we are what we are, don't put it into words

[COMarijuana]

Awesome video, Monkey :-)

[Shavarnarak]

Well what do you expect from meatbag species?

Meatbag species have only one true purpose, to eventually create robots!

[Iwantedtoknow16802]

lolololol so true

[crzyamazing]

this is the most amazing thing i have ever, lets make this into a dvd and send it to everyone

[Leland102]

Wow see, this video's exactly what I've been thinking lol..

[goto666goto666]

What I needed! Except for sex and "dance monkey" it was totally Brilliant!!! (in my opinion of course)

[Jtdaros]

The monkeys call apes monkeys.

The monkeys write comments arguing taxonomy.

The monkeys rethink their first statement.

The monkeys shoot themselves for being nerds.

[KaitoGenE]

And the monkeys shut the hell up and keep their terrible thoughts to themselves.

[MrEnkiG]

Where do you and I differ from all other animals? We make Tv screens and Computer monitors for others to control us. They don't.

Its time people... we should distroy the technological media.

Im just as bad. I watched this vid and made a comment!

[ghostbusters2012]

the person who made this video must be a monkey too

[SkaarjSoldier]

At least, I think it was another fellow monkey. But I've yet to find out who created this video. Anyone have any ideas?

[xander2541]

LMFAO dude this video kicked fuckin ass was funny as hell and yet oh so true thank you monkeys for making the interwebs and then making stumble and whatever monkey made this video =D

[ThePipinFonz]

0:59

[RePmGu]

This video offers a bit of humility to us, as people, and that is definitely something that is lacking in society. Though I disagree with taking the perspective that the video takes, I can respect this. Nice job. :)

[happybumble]

They should show this video at schools all over the world

[EZBruv]

So true, every word of it.

[themasi]

well said :)

[neckbreakermc]

The monkeys create videos like this.

Like it gives any explaination!

[whitetiger7893]

"The monkeys make a hell of a lot of noise."

I see we are demonstrating this well.

Love the video. What is the song in the background???

[Riptr]

I smiled all the way through that video, as it is entirely true.

[PridefulMe]

I am stunned; that was absolutely beautiful.

5/5 and subscribing.

[Ackles4life]

ah man, joke or not that was FANFUCKINTASTIC!!! Ur just awesome!!^^

[PrimevalScum]

I love this video.

[daemonsknowmyname]

god is a punk bitch.

[commandershadereturn]

God is not made up, but the rest is true though.

[Ackles4life]

but he really is.

[commandershadereturn]

Shut up with the atheist crap. If you believe there is nothing after life, then have fun.

[SkaarjSoldier]

Let's not resort to flaming, please, over who's beliefs are right and who's are wrong. I know religion is a touchy subject, and if he believes there is no god then let him believe that. I myself am Christian (Eastern Orthidox, though for a time I thought about going with Islam) but the Athiests I know are good people and they have no problem with me believing in God. Remember, it's all about preference.

[wisemmmmm]

And this ladies and gentlemen is why I have hope for our money selves.

[Ackles4life]

from what I can remember, I haven't offered any type of insult 2 ur belief, or religion. So keep ur uncalled 4 attack 2 urself.

Ps... there's death after life. Genius. Don't assume u know things about complete strangers.

[harriman3000]

in some cases, the monkeys have pet monkeys.

haha, i bet a monkey made this video

[ILIKEITSIMPLE]

This is superb. I love it.

[k5lta]

true true true you need to put this mothafuckin video on the damn big screen

[ramonsosa2]

u made me laugh

[tikiart1970]

ohhh, but I love the music those monkeys make, makes my monkey self feel good. I am going to eat a banana now TTFN

[legallucy]

"the monkeys draw imaginary lines in the dirt"

so profound

[SkaarjSoldier]

Well, the lines can't be seen from Space. :)

[JoshyNapalm]

If I could stumble this anymore, I'd never stop, let's spread this like a disease.

[JamesRm27]

promote this

[dndmasterllama]

you sir are a gentalmen and a scholar

[godwhatafatty]

This should have millions of views.

That's all I have to say.

[SuperOmega14]

Check out my anti-human S.F. video's.

[SuperOmega14]

I love this video! I loath human Monkey's! Instead of Monkey's I call them (things) like as if they are an object. Or an obective target. These (Things) or Monkey's. over populate the planet. other species of animals do not fuck and reproduce under these conditions.

[RoTTTiIN]

Some monkeys, are more monkey than other monkeys

[Johanvideo525]

some bits were funny, other true. but you can tell by the narrators tone of voice that he really hates monkeys.

[stinkhorn88]

So true!

[lirahlaine]

i am a monkey and i hate all other monkeys,given the chance i would push that red monkey button.

:-)

[JuniorVisualCreation]

this is cool but that beep is soooo fucking annoying

[ZachdkingNH]

True datt

[djdaem0n]

Truer words were never spoken.

That's a brilliant video... for a monkey!

:)

[AdamK30589]

Oh wow my eyes are open to the PRACTICAL nonsense of evolution that is based upon faith as much as I.D. is.

[buster27]

i dont mind being a monkey

nor do i hate myself,because I am another

creature on planet earth,why would I...

this video is relaxing if anything,

people go crazy cause they have no perception

of what is happening right now,

but this helps and you can relax in this thought

and give your fellow monkey a hand,

this is tough knowledge by the way

and some cant handle it even if they dont understand it,cause you are feeling un-easy about this or sad,then you can ask this fellow creature for a hand.