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  • 100 dates. holly fuck. i'm 19 and i have never been on a date. I got to get moving... that fact was more motivating then the video.

  • I'm gay

  • @buffaloboyable I'm not...

  • I havent had a gf yet.....cuz they cant handle all this.

  • Do playdates during childhood count for that statistic?

  • The average single goes on over 100 dates in his or her lifetime. O'really?

  • 0:10 step 1. stare at her 0:29 step 2. take her to a playground 0:48 step 3. Dance infront of a mirror 0:53 step 4. Ask her out while she's taking a sh*t 0:57 step 5. Walk up to her, then walk away 1:17 step 6. Tell her she looks like a zebra in that shirt 1:23 step 7. Get kicked in the testicles 1:30 step 8. look at the camera and smile 1:49 step 9. Slam a book on the table 1:51 step 10. Draw circles K, I used all these tips and it didn't work. What the fuck.
  • This is my first time asking a girl out... I feel like a noob... Anyway GOD BLESS ME AND WISH ME A GOOD CHANCE!!!!

  • Chuck norris walks up stares her in the eyes for a date, but it has been known to kill a few dew to the lion like gaze of him!!

  • If she says yes, slam a planner on the table and nearly break it

  • 0:30 A playground? WTF

  • @jackassrocks123 I think they made a film about you....

  • Im 40 in I am still a Virgin in I haven't had a girl friend

  • 1:45 Step 8: If she say yes slam a book on the table

  • don't worried if we gonna win bobby's girl hearts

  • Kiss ur hand say ur crushes name 15 times post this to 2 videos look at ur hands.

  • Kiss ur hand say ur crushes name 15 times post this to 2 videos look at ur hand

  • hahahahaha the way he slammed the book on the table LOL i wont forget to do that.

  • this could actually work.

  • @timmytimmy123123 I have had like30 and I'm 13

  • step 2. MAKE HER WET HERSELF

  • Kiss your hand then say your crushes name 15 times post this on two videos then look at ur hand

  • DO NOT WEAR COLOGNE! BUT, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, MAKE SURE TO WEAR DEODERANT!

  • WTF IS IT WHEN SHES LIKE I LOST FEELING FOR YOU AINT THAT A BITCH HAHA

  • 100 dates? I do wonder if that's accurate! lol

  • Where can I buy this "courage"?

  • WTF! I only had 5 dates and I´m 14...

  • The only thing is how to start talking to girls. It's not like what you want you say you can easily speak it out. Our brain will jam at this crucial moment. Damn.

  • a bet dificult to me that i never had a girlfriend WISH ME LUCK EVERYONE

  • 100 WTF man

  • Uh anyone know what to say if u don't know the girl and you want to be friends before going out??

  • Hey I'm only 16 and I've had 3 dates...sooo...halfway there??

  • i got a girlfriend by explaining the way a timing circuit works. im such a nerd

  • I once used this pickup line: You me, bukakke...it worked! lol

  • i did 200 and will do 300 more

  • 100? I'm 24 and trying for first one. I have no idea why i never asked any girls out when i was in middle school even though they knew i liked them. I gotta step my game up

  • I am 22, and I still haven't had a single date.

  • if rejected visit your local strip club to lighten the mood.

    -Howcast 

  • step 1. RAPE

  • "try not to wear too much cologne you want to date her not knock her out" GIGIGITY

  • I wouls try to get a girlfriend then i took an arrow in the knee

  • all i need is alcohol and ruffies

  • Really 100 dates in a lifetime... I'm 35 and have not gotten one damn date

  • @samueldavs If you are telling the truth, something is seriously wrong you,i mean seriously!

  • I dont even know what a date is,i think ive been on 3,but they all ended up with me not getting laid

  • 100 hmm my score is 2 in 18 years ..

    only 98 left.. for me to just be an average wow.....

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  • Easier said than done.

  • @JustWatchL33T I'm so happy that it's exactly the opposite for me! I wanted to ask this girl out and asked everyone I know what they think is the best way. I checked in dozens of sites. Eventually, when I did it, I simply went with my original plan, that is, to keep it simple, and it wasn't hard at all. In a few hours I'll be dating the hottest girl alive!

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  • once this guy was trying to ask me out was insulting me and i did wat the girl did kick him on the junk

  • ive asked 4 out

    /3 said yes... 1 said uhh NO THANKS....

  • i hate it when i ask a girl and im not a type but she got feelings for a guy that would only fuck her and treat her like garbage :( fuck ,,,

  • @TheGuusolyhoek then just say "yo, bitch. u wanna fuck". shud work in your case.

  • @gostate009 me too

  • wow this is crap

  • LOL for the commercial for this it was a norton, and it showed old pictures of a grandmother when she was like 20, and at the end of the pics it said "wow grandma was a hottie, protecting the stuff that matters"

  • knocking her out is good for some people

  • 100 dates in the average lifetime? Well... Lets se here... I only have 100 more to go...

    -_- FML

  • @TheBlueUmbreon me too

  • 13 and half way there

  • 100? ive got alot of catching up to do...

  • I.............no

  • 100 im 24 and i only been on a date never......

  • if you have to look up how to ask out a girl you might as well just look up a girl too (;

  • this is for english people, i have to find the american version

  • 100 dates in a lifetime? my ass this video is complete bullshit motherfucking gay ass shit l0l

  • No help I'm 12 now be a man a make one for a damn kid

  • What the fuck im 13 this is no fucking help at all

  • cologne? fuck that, i've got chloroform

  • @skillzdatkillz900 HOLY shit i laughed so hard to your comment

  • @KvarikI

    It's australian

  • lol i was typing in how to ask somone out in spanish cuz this girl's first language is spanish, ive been on no dates as such i've just asked girls out and they say yes or no lol

  • wait, what if we  do want to knock her out

  • Stupid ass video

  • "You wanna date her, not knock her out." Bitch how do you know what I wanna do?

  • Creepy Pedo :P

  • 100 dates is easy and I am 15 I've been over 100

  • SOME LIQUID COURAGE!!!!

  • I think I can do it umm need more confidence rrrrr

  • 100?!!?!?

  • Ummmm is that last fact true???

  • I hope that last fact's true!

  • ...so I should always have my agenda planner on standby and be ready to whip it out once the girl says yes!?

  • if i were on a date she pays or i dine and dash

  • lol the ad for this video was are you single

  • How The Fuck Did I Get Here.? ._.

  • Yep.. I definitly can't do it..

  • Can't do it!! Can't do it!! Cantdoitcantdoitcantdoit!!!!!!­!!!!!

  • The average person will goes on 100 dates in a lifetime that fucked up I can't even talk to my mom let alone asking 100 women out and even if "I'm lucky" this is " bullshit"

  • @s16penser Not with 100 different people like if you go on 20 dates with you girl/boyfriend in 2 years then that counts as 20 dates

  • 'the average person goes on 100 dates in a lifetime' thats bullshit, when im basically on -1

  • A girl I like at youth group gets unusually close to me, touches me a lot,and dared me to ask someone out the next youth group. Hint hint?

  • thinking the 100 dates much be some average between stay at home

    Johnnys and sluts.

  • 0:26 remember if your lucky ;)

  • @AnimeAngelPrincess you disserved it....

  • @123a169 I really fail to see your logic. It's not like I insulted anyone.

  • Now what if you can't muster up the courage? ....or have a mental disorder that causes you to have very very low self esteem?

  • I have also a tip: Talk first to her girlfriend and then you can talk to your actual girl. I heard it. I don't know if it works.

  • I'm 11 and this worked but I dumped her:(

  • I like my girls unconscious OH YEAH lol

  • at 1:10 it sounds like she says "If you wank alone..."

  • Im 13 and this worked! Thanks!!!

  • A few years ago two parents went out for dinner. A few hours later, the babysitter was calling to see if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids' room, the father said "Get the kids and get out of the house, we'll call the police, we don't have a clown statue". The "clown statue" was actually a killer that escaped from jail. If you don't post this on 10 videos tonight the clown will be in your bed at 3:00am with a chainsaw in his hand. Sorry don't want this to happen to me

  • @AnimeAngelPrincess Shut the hell up

  • 1@s4muraib3b0p What the hell has you in a rotten mood? That was uncalled for! Jesus Christ! Flame someone that deserves it - such as a person that made an asshole comment!!!!!!

  • @AnimeAngelPrincess Lmao you're not having enough sex

  • @s4muraib3b0p I'm not as uptight as you seem to think I am. I just don't appreciate being told to shut up without good reason. Like I told 123a169, it's not like I insulted anyone.

  • @AnimeAngelPrincess Can I see you naked? Obviously you don't know what a troll is

  • @AnimeAngelPrincess can't wait, that clown is in for a big surprise :)

  • @martmcphly Your comment made me smile! Thanks!

  • If you look nice you can ask her in every way you want and she will accept if you'r ugly you can ask her in milion ways and she will reject :) take the facts guys ... im just here to comment this shit so ppl can learn thet no internet site can help them to get a gf

  • What if i want to knock her out

  • @jnnyboyitouch 1 type how to knock her out on the search bar

    2 dont waste your time watching this video

  • 100 dates in a lifetime I'm already 17 and I haven't my first yet :((((((((((((( this sucks

  • @ytristyn i know man, me too....=(

  • @Lawl9001Fudge Aww, congratulations, bud! :)

  • The girl I liked said she loved me today. :D I am going  to ask her out. This helped!

  • 100 dates in a lifetime eh.,....well im close......to 0

  • @RemusLupo welcome 2 my world here have an imaginary gift bag.

  • WAIT! I could knock out a girl with cologne? THATS EVEN BETTER!!!!! =D

  • At least 100 dates? Well I guess if someone goes on 100 more dates than me, 100 times 0 is still 0.

  • Don't we all have a girl we want to ask out? Thing is, I am what you would call a geek, and there is this hot girl way outta my league that I really want to ask out, but I don't have a phone. FML, if ya know what I mean. But I can always try. Even if I got rejected, I would get so much attention, which is always nice, right?

  • Did any one else notice the boner?

  • It was actually pretty easy for me to have gotten a dat. Since I am such an opportunist, I saw her crying and took that as my chance to comfort her. It was all uphill from there. I am so opportunistic aren't I?

  • I thought he was going to hit her at 1:47

  • If I get top rated comment I will ask out the girl of my dreams...

    O, wait. I already did. Rejected :<

    Didn't need the video to follow these steps, it's just common sense.

  • @bacdafucup98 like for real where can i buy those?

  • @motherducker1313 walmart?

  • Looks like I have 100 more dates to go on to at least catch up with the average.

  • TIP wear way too much cologne so you can knock her out and then geuss what comes next

  • At least 100 dates??!

    Crud, I haven't even been on 1 friggin' date!

  • @FazzlePN Well, depends on your age.

  • 1:12 well...

  • lol AXE is a rip-off!!! Angels don't fall from the sky! =(

  • Trolololololololololololololol­ololololololololololololololol­olololooooooooooooooooool

  • 1. dont sit at the table watching her with a creepy smile.

    2. dont take her to a children's playground

  • My cologne is the smell of Chloroform, I never go easy on it.

  • liqud Courage works the best and the best way is to get her drunk XD

  • Step 1: Grow some balls! :D

  • "If possible, choose a location for the date relating to her interests..." Did this video just advocate stalking?

  • @kcirtap7921 Haha, that's a good point.

  • IN the words of Danny Devito to ask a girl out " I got my wad of hundreds an my box of Magnum condoms ."

  • LOL the sneeze and run.. classic move! lol

  • Huh my first GF told me that she stay with me 4ever and then she dumped me... Well I don't care I got a hot 1 if she days yes

  • Stop with your videos, girls only want your cok

  • Daam. My first gf is a sad story haha. 1 night she tells me Tht she loves me, then 2 days later, she sez she just wants to be friends.

  • 0:33 if a guy askz me out i wanna go there

  • Who said I didn't want to knock her out??

  • 0:07 Creepy bastard is creepy.

  • Don't forget to pound the bitch in the ass after the date. Number 1 rule

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • @bacdafucup98 at a liquor store

  • if you get rejected just remember there might be a girl that is 10 times better than the one your asking out

  • @bacdafucup98 both of those come FREE with every pair of balls lol

  • @Froggybeast69 whats a ball?

  • 100 dates...... I have a lot of catching up to do -_-

  • Iv had a girl friend before but I had to leave her since she cheated but I have a crush on this girl and I don't know what it is about her but something changed or mabe I have changed I knew her for 4 Years and for a few months now we began to be friend chatting on fb, hanging out and such but she never had a boyfriend and don't get me wrong but she's beautiful her eyes always catches mine when we meet but one thing I don't want to do is get rejected and hung out to dry buy the girl that I like.

  • @Funnymw2Fails If you want to, ask her out, if she says no, then she'll probably not even acknowledge it since you guys are old friends. I doubt she'll reject you if she really is your friend, and for four years, but you probably don't even need to ask her to be her boyfriend because she probably already see's you as one. You guys already know each other, you hang out, you guys are basically girlfriend and boyfriend. It won't hurt to ask her.

  • @bacdafucup98 you can get "courage" from cartoon network from the cartoon "courage the cowardly dog"!

  • I like the whole put the ring on a different finger then say you're married thing @1:45 lol

  • @bacdafucup98 same

  • im eleven and i have never gone on a date but theres this girl i wanna ask out

  • @beniswatching100 daumm ask her she say no then just be friends

  • This should be called: How to be a serial killer.

  • 1:49 I do that every time she says yes