How Fozzie feels about thinking he's not funny is pretty depressing. I see a lot of that when wannabe singers get rejected on American Idol or X-Factor. It hurts when people say that you're no good at something that you're really passionate about and what you want to make a career out of.
I love the door to door sales bear bits! They're so funny and cute. I love Fozzie's outfit. Those encyclopedias he sells are out of this world! ;) I wish the encyclopedias my mom bought for me and my brother 23 years ago were as lifelike as the encyclopedias Fozzie sells! ;)
Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.
How Fozzie feels about thinking he's not funny is pretty depressing. I see a lot of that when wannabe singers get rejected on American Idol or X-Factor. It hurts when people say that you're no good at something that you're really passionate about and what you want to make a career out of.
pytko3 1 week ago
I love the door to door sales bear bits! They're so funny and cute. I love Fozzie's outfit. Those encyclopedias he sells are out of this world! ;) I wish the encyclopedias my mom bought for me and my brother 23 years ago were as lifelike as the encyclopedias Fozzie sells! ;)
materialgirl8707 1 month ago
I always hated it when any of the male muppets cried. Especially Fozzie and Gonzo, I always cry with them.
AnnieKCleary 3 months ago
Flat frog, not funny. get a spanking, that's funny.
josh9180 5 months ago
"Funny is... TRIP!"
AnukTheMaster1000 7 months ago
fozzie was responsible for giving Wakka Flakka his name
MrKing8050 7 months ago
OOOOH PIGGY GOT OWNED!!! 1:20!
"Be nice to me Piggy, or I'll tell everyone where you hide your chocolate bon-bons!"
AWESOME!!
Nightwing20 1 year ago
poor fozzie!=( Piggy was so mean to him! I love fozzie's jokes, they are very funny! =)
materialgirl8707 1 year ago
@materialgirl8707 I like them too and I also like Foxxie's jokes.
But why other people don't laugh at Fozzie's jokes?
collgoff 1 year ago
Waka Waka isnt that the FIFA song?
angeldelahuerta 1 year ago
I know away to be funny is not trying to be funny.
collgoff 1 year ago
cool
dawngoth20 1 year ago
Piggy always got on my nerves
kineticfighter1 2 years ago
what did Kermit said to the ansewer to his joke?
shunie123 2 years ago
"I have not yet begun to weird"
hahaha, that's awesome.
mrpantsonfire 2 years ago
Heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says "But, doctor...I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains. Fade to black.
twoworldsin1 2 years ago
@twoworldsin1 Watchmen... awesome.
Nightwing20 1 year ago
LOL aww... 4:44
diamondrichesdotcom 3 years ago
lol at 6:04
Blondiegreeneyes72 3 years ago
lol at the scene with Steve Martin
Blondiegreeneyes72 3 years ago
"It's not your fault, Piggy. After a thousand tomatoes in the face, I can take a hint."
He has a point. Besides, Piggy didn't give him an F for bad jokes but for playing annoying pranks in class.
CarpeDiem118 3 years ago 5
Fozzie reminds me of Beavis for some reason.
Fozzie is cool! He was always my favorite other than Gonzo who is second!
djaudiorage66 3 years ago
Fozzie: Door to door sales bear
Piggy: Come right in,Fozzie!
Fozzie: What ?
Piggy: I meant throught the regular door
LOL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
livinlarge18 3 years ago 2
You get a spanking if you say curse words! But I guess even chocolate pudding in your mama's shoe is a big no-no.
josh9180 4 years ago
i actually tried that after i first saw this episode and i got my ass whupped
you live and learn :)
Puffey85 3 years ago
What do you get when you put chocolate pudding in you mother's shoes , give up ...
You get a spanking. WAKA WAKA WAKA!!!
I thoght it was funny.
thanhbites 4 years ago 9
I thought that joke was funny too. Fozzie will be happy to know that we're not throwing tomatoes at him. XD
languagenut5 3 years ago 2
I used to say this joke when i was about 4 yrs old. and im told i always said it wrong but it's still the funniest ever!
Gush089 3 years ago
@thanhbites i thout it was funny so when it was lunch time i told him that joke and laufing or loling =D
juliejag12 1 month ago
he says jet planes before he says jokes, so where is the jet plane? That should appear oh well!
jimbosox14 4 years ago
Now I see where the couch scene in the 1986-1990 credits
livinlarge18 4 years ago
Kermit does do a good impression of Rodney Dangerfield(may he rest in peace).
pytko3 4 years ago 2
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livinlarge18 4 years ago