this bloke could of been a great player, instead his arrogance led him to obscurity, lesson to youngsters out there, respect your elders and people who are more informed than you are. wasted talent
@norflondonspurz you're just a straight up wanker who probably knows nothing about football, just a little keyboard warrior aye? and I'm not your mate
What with the hostility against Bentley? He has a great character, and when on form can break into the England squad. This was an interview for Channelbee looking for a funny story...Get a grip people..I look forward to seeing him do well at Brum.
Bentley you're a waste of space. Slow, lazy and average. Championship player. Fuck off out of spurs, you're not wanted. No one fucks with Harry Houdini.
This guy is English? I cannot believe it! I am fully aware of football players having language problems but this guy has brought it to new level he is so thick, he is lucky that he is a half decent football player.
lol this guy is such a twat. Iron your jeans rat boy. The way he talks you'd think he'd actually won something in his career or just lead England to the World Cup. You are looking at what's wrong with English football. An Overpaid, lazy undedicated footballer who owes his wealth to Arsenal FC. He should be working in retail or as shelf stacker.
No wonder Robbie Savage picked him to play the joke on......too easy Robbie, couldn't you have chosen someone with at least one brain cell.....give 'em a fighting chance!
For some reason I have always found David Bentley revolting. It's not the way he plays or his looks, but there's just something about him that makes me wanna punch him...
he seems like a right ol mug, he probably well rich aswell, if I'd the opportunities he had I'd prob be better then him anyway... I talking bout bentle btw bitsh
his missus musta been out when he put em on haha....now i iron me own clothes but if i was earning what he does i'd make me other iron me clothes r i'd throw her out lol
What a thick cunt bentley is!! He is the worst story teller in history. All i heard was yeah, yeah, you know, then like yeah ya know. What a fucking mug!!
After i smashed your gran in right, i told her you couldn't spell.
She said "...That stupid lil' bastard! Didn't he's whore mother, or drunk, prick of a father teach him how to spell?..."
She was drunk and went off into a fit of rage, as she exclaimed "...He truly is the spawn of a drunken graves-keeper and the putrid, rotting womb of a dead whore...".
Then she went on, "...He should know that experience is spelt with an 'e' not an 'a', what a stupid twat! Now get back on me and ride me like a buffalo! Yeeeha!!..."
Then i shagged her again, just for a laugh!
Afterwards, we chit chatted and pillow talked until the wee hours of the morning, conversing about how shite the trotters are, and how very pathetic the club and espescially the city of bolton is.
the whole thing was great, just ask her, she'll tell you.
didnt understand a word he said, made it sound really not funny aswell
andrewroberts91 2 days ago
why all you bitches hating? faggots
thearsenal30 1 month ago
Who sits like that?
JKost18 1 month ago
Your a useless piece of shIt
skiingchampion 1 month ago
im gonna start sittin on my couch like that just because this lunch does
peych4444 2 months ago
What else do you want?
To give all your hard earned cash back to the clubs you played for for acting like a cock
slums666 3 months ago
nice boner
MrWidka 3 months ago
Cool story bro
matthewJmaloy 4 months ago
his laughs funnier than the whole video !
Joe12lfc 5 months ago
Wow that was such an interesting story...
SSJock90 5 months ago
YIDO CUNT
AFCFinch 7 months ago
His laugh at 1:36 cracks me up! funnny as fuck!
KirkRees1990 7 months ago 3
"I told him the story"
No wonder why you were never fucking picked.
cefballer101 8 months ago 3
Bentley is a clown
2912770 8 months ago
How wide does he want his legs!?
bringer678 8 months ago 4
.......hes shit at telling stories......and at football
MrMrHuckleberry 9 months ago 7
creased jeans
pwt10 9 months ago
but they're both in the fackin reserves.
Javagui21 9 months ago
"I knew it'd be on a private number so I answered it"
"I got a call 10 minutes later off a private number... And I don't answer private numbers so I didn't answer it"
LogicLAD!
TheTeddsy 9 months ago 5
I'm swedish and I can't barely understand a word of what he's saying. Does any of you english guys?
viwilh 9 months ago
@viwilh Every word, the sound isnt great and he does have a slight regional accent. Greetings to Sweden.
bri4u2906 9 months ago
@viwilh Shows how good your English is then.
Bit different from what you learn in school innit.
pappymick1 9 months ago
He's like the retarded one off the inbetweeners
MERCER12OLI 10 months ago 51
this bloke could of been a great player, instead his arrogance led him to obscurity, lesson to youngsters out there, respect your elders and people who are more informed than you are. wasted talent
MrBigGuns77 10 months ago
@MrBigGuns77 spot on that. ability wise hes very good, bad attitude though.
MCofiveone 10 months ago
mint player
MrBellis84 10 months ago
iron ya jeans ya crank!!!!!!!!!!
brybry1111 10 months ago 10
PRICK
MrGarethboorman 10 months ago
intelligent guy
antny90 10 months ago
christ sake, what a scream, bet hes a right old laugh on a trip away!!
MrShreks11 10 months ago
thick cunt
tonka1983 11 months ago
thick cunt
tonka1983 11 months ago
50p story thats what it is, What more do I want? my 50p for one thing.
jhillson1 11 months ago
50p story thats was it is, what more do I want well my 50p for one thing.
jhillson1 11 months ago
Is it just me or does he have a boner?
FridayNightRs 11 months ago
lol... thats kinda joke to be fair though :L
good one savage ;)
jesscobain1 11 months ago
Massive Bulge !
Andytuga86 11 months ago
what a cock
jonnyp1993 11 months ago
No wonder he didn't play much under Mclaren, fucking moron.
stev69 11 months ago
zzzzzz
0202usb 1 year ago
None of that made any sense at all, it's hard to believe english is his first language.
xTH14x 1 year ago
David Bentley is such a fucking cunt
JakeSCANDALS 1 year ago
What a waste of an anecdote.
wollygoggles 1 year ago 2
what a stupid blonde haired twat savage
SarjentSteve 1 year ago
all of u calling him a cunt or a wanker but why the fuck watch it then wguch makes you the stupid cunts!!!!
JamieOwen03 1 year ago
his jeans make simon cowell look like a mug
imthebestatpool 1 year ago
bloody wanker
firzen369 1 year ago
Big headed cunt
mike2k28 1 year ago
why you all hating on david bentley? he's a quality player and glad he's come to the blues!
HazzaMabbz 1 year ago
he looked like he had a boner
TriptalkGuy 1 year ago 2
I keep falling asleep before the end. What is this story about?
The69ersFC 1 year ago
WHAT A THICK CUNTO....!!!!
shaunmurf01 1 year ago
fuck off david bentley! you tosspot!
CPL16CPL 1 year ago
think your big aswell? as big as this prick david bentlys ego, obviously, twat..
norflondonspurz 1 year ago
why is everyone ripping on him? bunch of tossers
JonWilson29 1 year ago
@JonWilson29 oh piss off, hes a tosser, and by the looks of it, your a tosser aswell mate!
norflondonspurz 1 year ago
@norflondonspurz you're just a straight up wanker who probably knows nothing about football, just a little keyboard warrior aye? and I'm not your mate
JonWilson29 1 year ago
is this nobhead on drugs? another deluded twat
gerrygee1995 1 year ago
What a loser, his career finished ages ago........just another overpaid twat
rudebwoy8 1 year ago
He is sat there looking and talking like a right CUNT!
mackieaj 1 year ago
Wow ChannelBeeTV, what wonderful entertainment you have to offer. Fucking piece of shit TV channel.
QuiteNiceProduction 1 year ago 4
who the fuck are the 67 arseholes who clicked the like button?
jimmyshitbags 1 year ago
@jimmyshitbags chill out mate, have a doobe
usernamealredytaken 1 year ago
listening to this guy trying to tell a dire story is like watching my own cack dry..
which is surprisingly fun compared to this guys stories.
Z0MBREX 1 year ago
Yet another moronic, monosylabilic tossballer with a double digit IQ
daddyzebra 1 year ago
What with the hostility against Bentley? He has a great character, and when on form can break into the England squad. This was an interview for Channelbee looking for a funny story...Get a grip people..I look forward to seeing him do well at Brum.
LondonCAFC 1 year ago 2
u thick shit. where r ya now!
ytjaylee84 1 year ago
what a hateful piece of shit
dvdgiant2005 1 year ago
I like the part where he told a shit story.
jul24ian 1 year ago
You can tell by the comments that the English are really serious about football!
MrOkmania 1 year ago
Not quite Shakespeare is he.
patz5678 1 year ago 4
This the shitest thing i've ever watched, most footballer's are serious fucking retards
fudgepaki 1 year ago 2
Harry Redknapp Is a Slimy Toad. The Tax Dodging Wheeler Dealing Cunt. Fack Off.
SeanCambo 1 year ago 4
@SeanCambo really good one, jog on, shut up
david1bong 1 year ago
What a tosser.
TheSaltPig 1 year ago 3
Bentley you're a waste of space. Slow, lazy and average. Championship player. Fuck off out of spurs, you're not wanted. No one fucks with Harry Houdini.
jbarks10 1 year ago
Bloody hell, Bentley is a good lad, but he does not seem to able to speak or tell story
romeolongsword 1 year ago
that is thee shittest story in the history of storys. jesus!!
strunway 1 year ago 3
this guy looks like materazzi
bonesethero 1 year ago
why does he have a boner?
mikedux 1 year ago 89
@mikedux Why the fuck were you looking?
giorgiomaroda 1 year ago
@giorgiomaroda it's the centre of the video. you fcuking retard.
mikedux 1 year ago
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mikedux 1 year ago
@mikedux cuz a naked hippo is holding the camera
arsenal2010nasri 10 months ago
@mikedux sexy camera man
theonlyone720 9 months ago
@mikedux thats why u dont open ur legs
purplenurplefilms 9 months ago
@mikedux why were you lookin there ??
MrJordanomahony 7 months ago
what a pish story
samassiAbou89 1 year ago
Any wanker than wears jeans like that will never be picked.
db500092 1 year ago
CUNT
miamiheatbaby87 1 year ago
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obrox1 1 year ago
Every single person mentioned in this clip is a massive twat.
DarNdivisor 1 year ago 2
@Munkkii001 I can see you dont understand football '_'
MusicFanRichard 1 year ago
@Munkkii001 i think someone might have picked up on the fact he wasn't in the team before he got anywhere near the pitch you idiot.
BrettCO100 1 year ago
Wow what an amazing story - comedy gold! By the way does he still play??
MrBoggy100 1 year ago
How unintelligent is this man? He makes a mockery of our education system.
JamesEngland60 1 year ago
His use of tenses is absolutely appalling. 'He called me' not 'he calls me' David.
JamesEngland60 1 year ago
£50,000 a week and he cant even iron his jeans.
daddyschlong14 1 year ago 3
"and then i told him the story" I hope you weren't telling Mclaren the same story and it took 1/2 an hour as well
heanai 1 year ago
Robbie savage is welsh
psndarkbunny2 1 year ago
borin hell!
wivvo 1 year ago
Good story that, Dave. I can see why you're the fucking joker of the pack. Zzzzzzzzz
barrygreenflash 1 year ago
@Terminater221 sheep shagger? I didn't know he was a porn star, I thought he kicked balls for a living? hmm.
TheZezt 1 year ago
This guy is English? I cannot believe it! I am fully aware of football players having language problems but this guy has brought it to new level he is so thick, he is lucky that he is a half decent football player.
xPrivateRyanx 1 year ago
My God that was annoying. 3 minutes of listening to David Bentley trying to speak his mother tongue is like 10 years in hell.
bogiboy888 1 year ago
lol this guy is such a twat. Iron your jeans rat boy. The way he talks you'd think he'd actually won something in his career or just lead England to the World Cup. You are looking at what's wrong with English football. An Overpaid, lazy undedicated footballer who owes his wealth to Arsenal FC. He should be working in retail or as shelf stacker.
kenan21 1 year ago
Jealousy is a cruel mistress boys.
ForSunday 1 year ago
what a fucking cock
joydivision808 1 year ago
Rat Boy will never play for England again.Just a usless waste of space
donaldo1959 1 year ago
What a thick cunt!
No wonder Robbie Savage picked him to play the joke on......too easy Robbie, couldn't you have chosen someone with at least one brain cell.....give 'em a fighting chance!
MegaRoundhead 1 year ago
what a fuckin arsehole
sharkymarr 1 year ago
chav!
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RamsMartRams 1 year ago
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE ON ABOUT???????? THANK GOD FOR THE INFORMATION BAR OR I WOULDN'T OF KNOWN WHAT THE FUCK THIS RETARD WAS TALKING ABOUT!
davidmcgold 1 year ago 7
@davidmcgold lol me too he should be banned from having any children we wouldnt want anymore retards in the world
demonofthefall101 1 year ago
Hero :)
Yid11 1 year ago
twat
JayfuzOMarley 1 year ago
fuck me what a shit story
onnajiuba 1 year ago 38
Spurs v inter Milan,,,,,,what a joke there going to get a beating...bottom line.. You were beaten by young boys, ha ha ha!
The budgets cock up in world football for the next ten years.
printin8 1 year ago
Also, he's no Peter Ustinov is he?
intheTea04 1 year ago
Nice sofa.
intheTea04 1 year ago
What a fucking tool.
JimmyBullard08 1 year ago 3
Not the sharpest is he? Stupid fuckin twat!
coltsuperocean10 1 year ago 2
hes not a yid, hes from the north west u tits.
looklfctv 1 year ago
@looklfctv did you mean south east? Whos the tit? Yea its you....hahahahahahahahahahahaha you retarded dickhead shit for brains!
coltsuperocean10 1 year ago
seems like a stand up guy
paolodicanio9876 1 year ago
lol he is such lad
Joshalidina 1 year ago
This Is England Starting Line Up Final Vs Germany : Joe Hart, Cole, Dawson, Ferdinand, Warnock, Lennon, Gerrard, Lampard, Defoe,Rooney
But they lost to Germany COME ON YOU GERMANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpursMega1 1 year ago
@SpursMega1
Cole is left footed you idiot!
Deekstercph 1 year ago
@SpursMega1 thats only 10 players..
originalpunkpoet 1 year ago
fuck me he tells a great story zzzzzzzz zzzzzzzzz zzzzzzz zzzzzzzzzzzzz
ab7batch 1 year ago 3
he's thick and he's a footballer, but i love him. always seems a good guy with nohing bad to say about anybody. (plus he's a proper yid :D) COYS
jcfx13 1 year ago
look how skinny he is lol......big headed tosh....im a spurs fan ,but even we hate him....
cactuskid007 1 year ago
@cactuskid007 he's hardly skinny
fizikal2008 1 year ago
@fizikal2008 wat??????...u r joking ,aint u????
cactuskid007 1 year ago
What a tool
ocollinge 1 year ago
his banter is SHITTTT
ricroc7777 2 years ago 3
For some reason I have always found David Bentley revolting. It's not the way he plays or his looks, but there's just something about him that makes me wanna punch him...
otka4alga 2 years ago 5
he seems like a right ol mug, he probably well rich aswell, if I'd the opportunities he had I'd prob be better then him anyway... I talking bout bentle btw bitsh
megzas3 2 years ago
"I was going to get picked fo the england team." Fuck off you waste of fucking space. What a fucking wanker.
andrew20781 2 years ago 58
@hate to blow your bubble but he was included in the contemporary squad and was 3rd inline for right wing so how is he wrong?
UpTheExProductions 1 year ago
@andrew20781 How harsh :L
BRFC4LYF1 1 year ago
his missus musta been out when he put em on haha....now i iron me own clothes but if i was earning what he does i'd make me other iron me clothes r i'd throw her out lol
kinghen08 2 years ago
Ever heard of an Iron Bentley?
Your jeans look like yesterdays chip paper
DisInfoWars 2 years ago
What a thick cunt bentley is!! He is the worst story teller in history. All i heard was yeah, yeah, you know, then like yeah ya know. What a fucking mug!!
notcher10 2 years ago 3
I like how he is piss poor at telling stories
levisufc 2 years ago 87
Savage is a mug...
bwfcdan 2 years ago
I'd smash your mum right in.. ;)
kevsrock90 2 years ago
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bwfcdan 2 years ago
Hey bwfcdan,
After i smashed your gran in right, i told her you couldn't spell.
She said "...That stupid lil' bastard! Didn't he's whore mother, or drunk, prick of a father teach him how to spell?..."
She was drunk and went off into a fit of rage, as she exclaimed "...He truly is the spawn of a drunken graves-keeper and the putrid, rotting womb of a dead whore...".
BumboclartTheBear 2 years ago
Then she went on, "...He should know that experience is spelt with an 'e' not an 'a', what a stupid twat! Now get back on me and ride me like a buffalo! Yeeeha!!..."
Then i shagged her again, just for a laugh!
Afterwards, we chit chatted and pillow talked until the wee hours of the morning, conversing about how shite the trotters are, and how very pathetic the club and espescially the city of bolton is.
the whole thing was great, just ask her, she'll tell you.
BumboclartTheBear 2 years ago
checkout how i burned your mate, below >>>>
thats bwfcdan, really is a cunt.
p.s. me and you should both smash hes mum in together. shes having me around in the week, to clean her pipes... if you get me.
BumboclartTheBear 2 years ago
your mother, sir, is a mug.
and your father too, which is obvious as he slept with the stupid bitch.
BumboclartTheBear 2 years ago
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bwfcdan 2 years ago