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  • Lol look at the bird at 1:15 and imagine a bubble over the head saying WTF?!?!

  • hi

    

  • Why why why why?!

  • Seagulls: MINE! MINE! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! MINE! MINE! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE! MINE!

  • Seagull 1: Yo man, im so hungry dude!

    Seagull 2: Yeah man, i know how you fe.....OH SH** SHE GOT FUNNEL CAKE!

    Seagull 1: OH YEAH! Lets go get some!

    Seagull 2: Nah dude, i dont think we should

    Seagull 1: Whats the worst that could happen?

    Seagull 2: hope she dont take it personal.

  • look at maury when he asks how many times youve been pooped on lmao!!

  • did she mean deathly or definatly or actually deafly lol

  • Seagull: ay hoe swing sum dat funnel cake ova before we bust dat ass

    Lady: hell no

    Seagull: oh word

    Lady: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • birds, they poop in black women's hair.

  • I am cracking the fuck up!

  • someone should show her "the birds" that horror movie bout birds...

  • damn she's really afraid

  • There would be some dead birds if they tried to take my funnel cake

  • @kimmifay hahahahaha i was thinking the same thing xD

  • "I don't know why they always poop in my hair. Why? Why??? Whyyyyyyy???????????????" I feel bad for laughing but heck this is funny.

  • wai? wai!?!?? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI?!!?!?!

  • "How many time have you been pooped on" LMFAO

  • is the definition of irony when you're afraid of birds but you're a total chicken?

  • these people arent afraid, do you think when they are in public and a bird flys over them they just start screaming like they just found out theres a bomb in their stomach, and when people are like "WHAT WHAT??!!???" shes just like " oh this is my thing im like reallly scared of birds yanno? they always shit in my food, funnel cake..

  • lol, the pigeons are like:" wtf? dumb hoe!"

  • They were sitting on her car??? They're all, "wheres that funnel cake, beeyoch?"

  • when I was 7 yrs old a bird pooped on my shoe from the sky, and you dnt see me scared.

  • 2:20 Her mouth turns into a funnel cake.

  • is 'funnel cake' a euthemism?

  • @SAVAGEGREENMACHINE no...its a real type of cake

  • Was.....was the cake good?

  • now you know how l.a. neighborhoods felt after rodney king. niggers trashing everything everywhere.

  • The pigeon at 2:09 is just like ''What the fuck is happening''

  • 10 people have also been pooped on

  • I find pidgeons adorable!

  • Last two comments

    1) I'm like a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrd I wannaflyawayeeeeeeeeeey

    2) Oh please. Your hair, I know a weave when I see one hun

  • @ChristewieTV

    That's ridiculously ignorant. Have you ever met this woman and seen and/or touched her hair to say it's fake? Not to mention, even if it was she was referring to earlier times when she may have had her normal hair with no extensions. But either way, YOU don't know.

  • @britrob24 Great job Buzz Killington for ruining the JOKE.

  • @ChristewieTV

    It was already ruined in that it was never FUNNY.

  • Aye yo bitch, RUN YO FUNNEL CAKE!!!!!!

  • omg never ever let her see "the birds"

  • she was traumatized by birds at an early age, she just needs some conditioning to get her over her fear...

  • maury knows he gets a good laugh out of this

  • You big chicken, you! OK, bad pun...

  • She's afraid of birds? Funny... I could have sworn she was a chicken head.

  • KFC

    

  • @Krazykid981 Kill Funnel Cake

  • that green parrot was pretty

  • i'm terribly afraid of birds too i freaked and fell on the groud when seagulls were flying over my head!

  • Why dey alwayz poop in my hair? Why?! Whyyyyy? Whyyyyyyyyyy? lol!

  • Dont blame them dam funnel cakes good :]!

  • "deafly" afraid of birds. LOL

  • @Silentgenius01 That's what I was thinking lol

  • @9617kurtis your mom should have swallowed

  • I bet she loves chicken wings! lolz.

  • on walkinq dwn the board walk eatin my funnel lmao lol

  • I'd be upset if I ended up with bird turd ice cream ! ! !

  • Ever since that movie "The Birds", they been regrouping..planning...like the Bloods and Cripts on seperate turfs.. then they came togother to make no Rap music, but to flap the paper bag outta her hand and poop in her eyes and mouth. :D

  • HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHH POOP IN MY HAIR HAHAHAAHAHAH

  • Take the aiming board of your back XD

  • Birds are out to get you? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahhaahhahahahahahhahahahhahah­ahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahaha­ha! Really?

  • But hasn't she heard that the bird is the word!

  • @Izone508 hahahaha

  • "why they always poop in ma hair" LOL

  • LOOOOOOOOOL

  • its only one little bird. LOL

  • my 65 ? i thought it was my 13 ?

  • THAT IS NOT FAIR!!! THIS CHICK HAS NO RIGHT TO SAY BIRDS ARE OUT TO GET HER NONNONO THEY'RE OUT TO GET ME GIRL!!!

  • She said why why why,,,,,lmao...I know this shouldnt be funny by omg..wow..lol

  • they just want to land in her hair because it resembles a bird's nest.

  • Why do I keep watching these they're all the same. They say thier fear he brings the object out they freak out he takes it away and talks about.

  • I think she scared someone else at 1:48. Sounded like a Guinea Pig.

  • why they always poop in my hair? why why whyyyyyyy???????

  • LMFAO

  • "I was on the boar wall, walking, eating my funnel cake" I almost wet myself...she really loves funnel cake! hahaha

  • i love funnel cakes...i wish a hoe bird would attack me for mines lol

  • @ChamoaRocKs LOL it's hilarious! She thinks that birds are that intelligent that they were like "OOoo funnel cake!... *peck face*"

  • Somebody lock her in an aviary with every kind of bird imaginable, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!!!!

  • Are seagulls attracted to fake hair or something?

  • *releases cage of 30 vultures* >:D

  • Actually some one was killed by pigeons downtown cuz he kicked one and they jus swarmed him

  • motherfuckin birds love some motherfuckin funnel cake!

  • Why they always poop in my hair why, WHY , WHYYY!!! that was funny LMAO

  • shes scared of live birds, but loves the dead fried chicken

  • they attacked me fo my funnel cake! PRAISE!

  • She's shit scared of birds? She'd better not watch either Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" or the ending of "The Dark Half" then, had'nt she!

  • Seaguls scare the crap the out of me

  • "they attacked me for my funnel cake" lmfao

  • they call this funny??????????? that person is an ass

  • @DOCTTER no, you're an ass

  • I had a fear of birds too, but I got over it. When I was 6 I went to this sea side grill with my family and the grill sold fish outside you could feed to the seals (While standing on the dock) and this seagul attacked me and grabbed the fish I was going to feed the seal - right out of my hand, almost knocked me off the dock! lol.

  • lmfao

  • DATZ TRUE DEY POOP ON YA!

  • Why do they always have to poop on me... they Looove to poop on me

  • i hate birds too...they are so scary.

  • Why dey alweyz poop in my harrrr

  • I have the same fear, i cried and ran out of the room just watching this video.

  • Those damn seagulls always after ma funnel cake!

  • lol they took her funnel cake! omg they shit on her and her food and steal food from her dam basterds!

  • Show her the Film The Birds. That will teach her to be scared!!!

  • hahahahahahaha! *insert rascist comment here*

  • @Deathowl90 Those people always over react on things

  • does she ever get out of the house?

  • Don't know about you lot, but i'd fight those Seagulls for that cake. No flying bastards taking me away from my Cake! =P

  • Same here! XD

  • now thats tv!

  • POOP!

  • ahh my funnel cake is eaten

  • they attacked me fo my funnel cake

    ROTFLMFAO

  • well we all know never tell her to watch "the birds"

  • I love how Maury taunts her with this Little Bird while bombarding her with PICTURES OF GIANT BIRDS all over the screen

  • the seagulls! They just attacked me for my funnel cake!

  • They're going to give this poor girl a heart attack =/

  • WELL SHE GOT HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME

  • 15 minutes of SHAME

  • The bird is the word

  • LOL

  • Actually, what would happen if she would be in The Enchanted Tiki Room?

  • I wonder what would happen if someone locked her in a room with Big Bird from sesame street. It would be hysterical!

  • Ha ! why do they always poop in my hair !! so funny !

  • I wonder why they poop in my hair? haha!!

  • why does everyone think this is funny?

  • She should move to Moscow. There aren't any birds there, not even pigeons.

  • She hates birds? i bet she loves them chicken wings tho! lmao!

    im just playing, its true tho

  • lol

  • @NewYorkBattleCat wow thats hella racist cuz im black and i hate chickenwings

  • @NewYorkBattleCat Oh Snap!

  • I wonder what would happen if she saw "The Birds" by Alfred Hitchcock?

  • xDDD

  • lmfao

  • people will make up anything. i think i want to send this lady alot of birds to her house.

  • they slapped my hands and pooped in my face? lol what? :D

  • I laughed so hard at your comment! haha.

    Minding my own business eetin mah funnel cake.... LOL!

  • they pooped in her hair gross

  • seagulls are douchebags they always steal your food

  • like black people

  • @kageroninja yeahh especially if your at atlantic cityy they poop on yuh dhat happened to me wen i was 8.. xD

  • @hommie1988oner one time my grandma was walking on the beach with a hot dog and this seagull just came and take a bite out of it and she cussed it out! lol

  • @kageroninja maybe birds are just racist

  • @kageroninja not to mention constantly shitting on you

  • it makes me laugh when she says 'I as jus walking down the streey eatin my funnel cake' haa

  • what a nut

  • lol ok now i believe her!

    not these other liers sayin theyre afraid of mustard and jello and shit...

  • I know but I have a friend and she is afraid of Broclli!! but she really is beacouse of a dream she had .... but i mean who the hell has a dream about a food why would you be afraid of it?!?!

  • lmao!

  • Just goes to show, how amazing we humans are >.>

  • LMFAO she runs to the audience XD

  • I have been attacked by crows, parakeets..allot of birds..im suprised i dun have the phobia XD

  • ...this is retarded

  • gurl u probably thought u were sooo hot cuz you had funnel cake. the birds got you off your high horse

  • lolwut? xD

  • HA HA HA HA!!!! My sides are about to burst!!

  • i hate when these people are laughing at her. i know it seems unethical, but she has a true fear and people are mocking her for it.

  • there was actually a guy on this show who was afraid of peaches, and ran into the back corner on the show when they had pictures of peaches on the TV screen...

  • I love this!

  • im goin to see maury live in a couple weeks...i hope i get to see some shit like this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • I remember there was a woman who was afraid of cotton balls... they scared the hell of her with a giant cotton man...

  • grow up

  • It's not funnt because she was attacked by a child and was traumatized...it's FUNNY because of the dramatic music in the beginning and because they stile her funnel cake.....and because they poop on her...

  • i wondor wht would happen if she watched the movie

    The birds

  • in another segment of this she said that she watched the movie and she was deathly afaid ever since

  • she wuld die

  • being afraid of an animal makes some sense...

  • i saw this...lawd i felt bad for her! its kinda funny though and its not......

  • they love to poop on me... so we have esablished one thing. the birds are german

  • lmao

  • hahaha atleast she has a reason to be scared. unlike the guy who was scared of peaches!

  • or that woman thats scared of the color green.

  • omg,atleast she has a reason to be affraid,she was attacked,that bitch that was scared of pickles is just retarded.... -.-

  • she should be friends with the girl whos afraid of chiken

  • 1:55 that guys lucky..he got his boobs touched by a crazy lady

  • Why they always poo in my hair.

  • Is she traumatized by funnel cakes too?

  • WHY WHY WHYYY!? lmao