Grumpy Old Holidays pt2

[xxtinkerbell87]

i hate it when a kid kicks my seat behind i feel like launching em across the plane.

[MrTonedeff]

i,d love to see jayne moore in her bikini she is the sexiest woman on this programme!

[EvilgidgitReturns]

The stewardesses do a good job, but you can't really see how to operate the safety items when you're trying to peer over the heads of other people who are doing the same thing, when the air hostess is halfway down the aisle.

[CashOnTheNail1955]

Jane Moore is gorgeous; suspect I could not tempt-her to a camper-van, guess Jane is a hotel with nice-restaurant 'girl',

[herefordmsv]

Reminds me why I hate going on holiday.

Would rather go to cornwall

[Gallifrey1991]

"a fat person airborne" LOL

[EnigmaDrath]

Aww, bless. I do the whole "listen intently during safety procedures" bit. I was once on a late flight and more than half the passengers had already put on their sleep masks and headphones before we'd even left the gate. Most everyone else was either looking outside or reading while the hostesses did the safety thing and you could tell they were a bit put off that 95% of the passengers was ignoring them. I felt so bad for them I made sure to lean forward and pay extra attention, nodding along XD

[JTANKDAMVP]

LOL... DIS NARRATER IS THE GREATEST.......... 7:00 TO 7:22..... JUST GREATNESS. BRILLIANT... HIS DELIVERY  VOICE, CHOICE OF WORDS.... HE IS THE GREATNESS NARRATER IVE EVA HEARD.

[icekat83]

I'm like that. I watch the safety thing....because watching it stops anything happening. Darn my superstitious nature.

My pet hate has to be the air hostesses now who insist on closing or opening the window covers at certain times....will that really stop the plane from landing if I don't open it? Or cause it to crash if I don't close it when it's dark????

[EnigmaDrath]

For safety reasons, I assume. Doubtful that closing a window shade will cause the plane to crash, but in the event of a crash closed windows would obstruct the crew from assessing the situation outside. Imagine something goes wrong during landing or takeoff, like, say, an engine falls off. The crew can spot it through the windows and relay it to the pilots, since the pilots themselves cannot see the rest of the plane from the cockpit.

[alex471996]

@EnigmaDrath nearly, its so emergency crews can see inside.

[CharmedRebel123]

I'd Like A further opinion or a lie :D :L

[blesington1]

oh well non of us can afford to fly anywhere anymore - just those nightmare car journeys with the kids down to the coast! 

[HoustonRocket101]

I need my own plane anyone got a couple of million quid I can borrow

[JTANKDAMVP]

lol

[Chazzoli]

Love this programme, but they forgot to mention the one other major irritation of air travel:

The screaming baby

[pepperminttea42]

@Chazzoli Which then grows up, and becomes the child that kicks that back of your chair for the entire flight.

[MrButters09]

Of course we should have Equal rights! But this is a commercial activity and as such it should be price based on the volume and size just like any other commercial transactions

You do not go to a food supermarket and said "oh Im bigger so I eat more food so therefore you should give me more food for the same price as what other people would get" FAT people needs to be treated like smokers and they should pay and be shamed for their selfish eating behaviour!

[MrButters09]

lol lol this is sooo true ..fat people should pay more to travel just like you have to pay extra for excess baggage so why not be same with travellers

haha

[kitty1066]

stfu u doppy twat..You should pay more for the dick on ur enormous head....

[MrButters09]

I take it your FAT? air travel should be by weight and volume..so fat people take up more space/fuel and air so they should pay more..if not then they should travel with the luggages..they should have holding cages for them.

[kitty1066]

i am a size 8 actually i just believe in equal rights...people are people no matter their size..

[ThreeWordsFirstWord]

oh push off, no one realy cares...watch the programme you fool

[spintastique]

yes people are people, but everyone on the flight is a person so shouldn't you have to draw the line somewhere? why not say people are people and should have the right to take a 100Kg bag with them on holiday? There's no better reasons for that than for charging fat people more.

[Oneworld87]

Some of this is pretty funny, but some of it is just plain dumb.

[beal791]

lol i love this show! :D

[anelka10]

lol smashing stuff

[ThreeWordsFirstWord]

top televisual feast me old son!! haa haa haa

[luvjustin]

Ahh but that plane in New York a few months back DID land on water. Clever cloggs!

[BeatleFanVD]

Matthe Parris is absolutely hilarious, along with Don Warrington!

[kushan101]

"Monsieur Mongetout" lol!

[WarningDontReadThis]

the sock shop..

*giggles*

[videosanta]

The advert break made me lol, randomly.

[snoozeyoulose19]

who's the guy in the green shirt?

[dollydot123]

Do you mean the gent at 0.34? That's Stuart Maconie.

[snoozeyoulose19]

Yes! Thanks.

[srikanndi]

Just love the part about fat people on aeroplanes (and the fight for the armrest!)Great video!

[elligo1z]

yeh! armrest wars