Death Metal Bands Explain Where Babies Come From

[TheLocalJackass]

Hoglan is a fucking Boss!!!

[NeverEndingDaze]

TBH no matter what you would've asked Gene, he was immediately gonna respond with "The Pits Of Hell".

[downfallxofxsociety]

The answer of Jason from Misery Index is too cute.. and no, I'm NOT gay haha

[CannibalCorpseist]

The pits of hell, where else would they come from?

[metalhead4lyfe1]

if Gene Hoglan says babies come from the pits of Hell, than they come from the pits of Hell

[Mal00fNYC]

Hahahaha the pits of hell

[Shotgunmerc]

David Davidson. Like a boss.

[5556661678]

Misery Index's and Hoglan's answers were the best

[purplevolcano]

They are very coy about this for the most part.

I feel compelled to point out that the sperm actually meets up with the egg in the fallopian tube - it has already left the ovary!

Good way to promote bands - I think.

[defeatrecon]

Wait is gene hoglan part of fear factory now??

[suphomegirl352]

i wish i was this kid i wanna meet all these dudes

[Zooroonies]

i think i'm gonna need therapy now...........

[xMetalHead0110x]

The baby-mart

[WisEvenworse]

Burton c Bell FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!

[DrummingMexmetalcore]

I love how the one guy say it with details and everything!!! Hahaha too funnny!!!

[6EviL6PriNCeSS6]

Hahahaha the baby's Wal-Mart ahahahahaha!!!!!

[petersheeler]

Leave it to Burton Bell.

[PortalOfTruth]

I fucking loved this. Thank you reddit!

[GinaCountess]

jaja muy bueno 

[arigato0O]

HAHAHAHAHHA 1:17 PRICELESS!

[darthfener2]

Burton C. bell gave the answer I would give to my son/daughter! Why lying???

[LukasWuttke]

Hahaha all you idiots can talk about is the genre of the bands. =DDD

Are they true or not is this death metal or not ...ohh my god you are soo hilarious! =DD

[grimmenigma949]

@LukasWuttke looks like your the type of idiot thats ignorant about the genres lol

[sometimesilovelife]

hahaha ! ou la la hardcore man the one with the right answer !

[headed4thebottom]

So fucking awesome. xD

[TheJohn7528]

Those guys aren't very good at singing....

[grimmenigma949]

@TheJohn7528 not one of them sing...ever

oh you mean they are badass at growling....yeah i agree, its not like anyone can growl.

and its not like growling means to scream your lungs out

[panayiotis131]

Gene Fucking Hoglan.

[r3trosp3ctiv3]

Fear Factory - " i cant really eplain it to you" for someone who cant really explain it, you did one hell of a job! lol

[CamBopp]

Oh my god. If the guy at 1:06 were my dad giving me the talk I would die.

[baseballP25]

somebody help me out, what makes stuff melodic or -core? I thought core was added if the band has a lot of breakdowns and clean vox but I don't think that's the case

[grimmenigma949]

@baseballP25 conducting from the grave, trakooma, darkest hour, light this city, regain the legacy, farewell to arms, the agonist, in this moment, himsa, before the torn, the analyst, desire before death, fiend, pergamum, earth crisis, each foot falls, across the sun, killswitch engage, destroy the runner, lost eden, human effort, the sorrow, breakdown of sanity, as i lay dying, all that remains, shadows fall, trivium

look them ALL up, tell me what you hear that makes all these bands metalcore

[SatansRapists]

not the best choices, but the guy from Arsis was wearing an Emperor t-shirt so he wins.

[finalhourr]

THIS IS AMAZING

[KHfan4ever23]

Gene Hoglan knows best.

[LuKeG103]

THEPITSOFHELL!

[psynutzero]

its funny when jim from arsis says oh god when he as a pantagram tattoed on hes arm lolXD

[mixtapebang]

@psynutzero A pentagram is a symbol meant to ward off evil. Nothing wrong with it being on his body or a child seeing it :)

[blast3000]

davidson had the best answer!

[algosiniestro12345]

I agree with gene babys do come from the pits of hell come on its gene hes gotta know the answers(the most metal answers)

[1emoguy]

Which Fear Factory song is that at 1:01?

[MetalHeadFilipeG96]

@1emoguy

Fear Campaign

[1emoguy]

@MetalHeadFilipeG96 God bless you.

[brettv8]

Its fuckn sad everyone has to dispute what sort of metal etc who cares just enjoy the vid. Its like listening to high end speakers, listen to the music, don't dissect the sound.

[Benoka]

Burton Bell was getting way too into it. I wouldn't be able to tell that kid anything.

[SmeemyMcSmeeagain]

CostCo

[philold09]

the funniest part was when he got a straight answer

[ArtiArbel]

From Hell of course!

[gaptoofgranny]

the pits of hell.

[Hunter7023]

He's going to need therapy. Ha ha ha... please don't add in unnecessary and unfunny jokes.

[ChristophMikael]

That was AWESOME.

[Andrulf]

HAHAHAHA just awesome.

[mikeshinoda943]

This kid looks like a younger version of Burton C Bell.

[paindoll]

-Where do babies come from?

- The pits of Hell

- I agree!!!

HAHAHAHA

[Hershizzle]

burton c bell forgot to mention the fertilization of the egg

[shazerian]

should just be Metal bands

[ilikeboobsification]

Why have death metal in the title when it's a bunch of core fags?

[somos999]

@ilikeboobsification

core fags? arsis? HAHAHAHA one of the most dominant tech death metal bands of our times. LOL noob.

[MykeMetyll]

@somos999

Yeah, these are core fags. Except Fear Factory. I like some of their shit.

[mysteryrocker123]

@ilikeboobsification except for Arsis....great tech death band

[HerveGamerDude]

@ilikeboobsification revocation kicks ass they're definitely not core

[JaQuanDaHood97]

the Fear Factory guy crossed the line lol

[XxLoveToDuskxX]

all I can say is Laawl~ Yes, babies come from wal-mart who gets them from the pits of hell, who gets them from mom's vaginas XD

[DMBassNVox]

JOJ, your kid looks JUST like you.

[happyskinhead]

Death Metal...Hardcore...Thrash...wh­o the fuck cares??? Its all good music and ultimately...it was an interesting video. I always wondered where babies came from and now I know. Thanks for the quick lesson...now how do I send them back to the pits of Hell?

[handgrenade93]

my parents never told me that babies come from the pits of hell

[ThcPatient]

"Vaginas." Exactly.

[xMACxMrTorture]

@TheXmetalchickX I know I have that same shirt lol

[Gio6SIC6]

when a man and a woman are in love ... LoL XD

[SOUL666METAL]

lol yes love fear factory

[xclieateaterx1]

you mean deathcore bands?

[GGxBeast]

Carnifex dm lmfao



[crazymuffinz]

Where do babies come from?-- The pits of Hell.

[MCtoastertrudell]

I love how Burton C. Bell just says how babies are made.....Fear Factory FTW

[empress737700]

Death metal? No.

[shuksnet]

lol i thought the interviewer was a woman until the last few seconds

[MrInlineman]

this kid is awesome

lol

[Anticrombie918]

sperm doesn't go to ovaries, goes to oviduct where an egg from the ovaries meets it, but nice try. :D

[COCKSHIT3]

all this bands sounds like deathmetal

[alejoquesada77]

The pits of hell

hahahahahahaahahahahah

[DieSchwartzmann]

Burton C Bell got it completely right.  And the kid is awesome - I didn't know bands that heavy existed when I was his age.

Regarding all this genre and subgenre, it is easier for the general public to see all screaming bands as 'death metal'. I'd rather they were called that than have some of them called thrash when thrash is a completely different genre. Though I do agree that Fear Factory are industrial.

[lostpin]

The pits of hell. Classic.

[malaysianmetalhead]

I thought babies came from outer space?

[C00Lcat69]

1:51 the kid hahahaha SO CUTE! and i don't like children but this kid is cute

[zerowasp]

Revocation is Death Thrash.

[verynice420]

666 likes!

[metalhead4lyfe1]

@verynice420 dammit, i was 665!!! im so dumb; i pressed dislike by accident then i pressed like so i ended up as 665

[danetucker]

LOL at Burton and Gene.

[alpacaskye]

Burton!! Where's your sense of humor? LOL!!!

[mhfugamer3]

what would cannibal corpse answer?

[Habcdefg94]

@mhfugamer3 they would eat him

[Slowdeathinhell]

@mhfugamer3 they would cum blood inside their assholes. Screaming hammer smashed face

[Axegrinder90]

@mhfugamer3 "babies come from entrails ripped from a virgins cunt. then they get butchered at birth."

[mhfugamer3]

@Axegrinder90 lol!

[LynxxxLove]

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz funny as hell xD

[slashBR1751]

The only Death metal bands there are areia and misery index

[vickygrant32]

that was funny as hell!

[DeathIVIetal]

0:35 emperor shirt :P FTW

[danuheadbanger]

therapy!? go to school little boy...

[podycheck]

weak bands/

[horriblequin]

@TheNightSpirit666 yep i agree

[SwordOvSatan]

@TheNightSpirit666 Some are mixed with shit. But it's still death metal tard

[TheNameIsPascal]

@TheNightSpirit666 Carnifex is.

[zoklaovitch]

@TheNameIsPascal

No! They are all deathcore band idiot!

[TheNameIsPascal]

@zoklaovitch Carnifex are Deathmetal now. Never heard of their new album? -.-

[zoklaovitch]

@TheNameIsPascal its not just an album that changes the style of the band...if cannibal corpse do a jazz album , we will not said that cannibal corpse is a jazz band because their new album is jazzy jazzy! XD

[METALUPYOURASS97]

@zoklaovitch No, Arsis is melodic technical death metal.

[BrutalBehemoth]

@TheNightSpirit666 Uhh Misery Index and Arsis?

[raven66614]

@BrutalBehemoth Not pure death metal to be honest, but still amazing bands :D

[BrutalBehemoth]

@raven66614 True, very true :D

[gasly678]

@TheNightSpirit666 they may not be deathmetal but theya re badass

[TadyZaZ]

@TheNightSpirit666 what about misery index? Pop rock?

[standdownman]

@TheNightSpirit666 Well...Arsis used to be technical death metal...or melodic death metal...or technical melodic death metal...or melodic technical death metal. I'm not sure about the sub-sub-genres. They're not really any more, but, they used to be. I'm going to go with technical melodic death metal, actually.

[S1aptasticSquadalah]

@TheNightSpirit666 Misery Index isn't death metal? That's a new one.

[confettiembolism666]

@TheNightSpirit666 arsis and misery index are definitely death metal

[neuropulsation]

@TheNightSpirit666 Yeah, sure.

[iloveursis]

@TheNightSpirit666 arsis is death metal you idiot

[smmrgemetzel]

@TheNightSpirit666 Carnifex is Deathcore/Deathmetal

[Axegrinder90]

@smmrgemetzel I set his arse straight.

[Axegrinder90]

@TheNightSpirit666

Carnifex - DEATHcore

Arsis - MELODIC DEATH METAL

Misery Index - DEATH METAL

Fear Factory - Industrial Metal

Revocation - Technical Thrash metal

Gene Hoglan - played in DEATH.

so, I think I basically proved your KVLT ass wrong Mr Night Spirit.

[BrutalityIsMetal]

@Axegrinder90 I like how you cap "death" but i hope you realize that deathcore and death metal are quite different.

[Andrulf]

@Axegrinder90 FUCK YEA! hahahaha

[Jarrak]

@Axegrinder90 Carnifex still suck, though.

[slagemo616]

@Axegrinder90 okay i agree with you on almost everything here, except carnifex, i do not find them deathcore, they have a specific sounds that seperates them from every other deathcore band, they sure have some core influences but i'd call them Modern Death Metal

[grimmenigma949]

@slagemo616 they are as deathcore as job for a cowboy and the faceless are.....

if you dont get it, i mean some of there albums are deathcore and some are death metal

[xxdanxexx]

@TheNightSpirit666 Yeah, but these are all the douche bag bands who self-proclaim themselves as "Death Metal". Arsis, albeit bad. Is at least a Technical Death Metal band. Revocation is probably the best out of these bands - even though only slightly above mediocre.

[mynameismatej]

@TheNightSpirit666 arsis are melodic/technical death metal... it isn't really pure death, but its a subgenre, so I guess it counts...

[92Skylines]

@TheNightSpirit666 i DESPISE people like. Fuck you, and stick your long hair down your ass. Axegrinder90 got it right, stop being a bitch about it, and enjoy the video instead of making an ass out of yourself, because the makers of the video didn't get the genres right. Sorry, but I HATE people like you...

[Anarchyffan]

I like that revocation and fear factory aren't even death metal...

[Lacerationizer]

@Anarchyffan Revocation is thrash/death.

[XEricCoreX]

1:23 Aaaaaaahahahaha!!!

[Efrendil]

He won't need therapy. He is lying/trying to be funny.

[raven66614]

@Efrendil Faggot, what's wrong with you ?

[Efrendil]

@raven66614 Whats wrong with me? You didn't get the joke.

[blerbele632]

is it just me or does the guy on the far left from Arsis look a hell of a lot like Chuck Schuldiner?

[JJMProduction]

LOL! babies come from wallmart UP TO WALLMART :D

[samathanwataguan]

I swear none of these bands are even pure Death Metal?...

None the less this video was still the lols

[MoistGoat]

Hahaha (:

[doofman16arr]

way to go fear factory, ruining the silliness.

[ih8makinusernames]

Vaginas......

[Alienpelvis86]

Gene Hoglan is awesome.

[F4R0F4deB4C0N]

lol

[ELfeazo]

6 people come from the pits of hell

[chiggy9]

what is the song by Arsis called?

[vampiremcrhim]

@chiggy9 forced to rock

[TheFreedomfreedom]

who the hell is this kid?

[Trinnaman0999]

Lmfao I wish our teachers said they came from the pits of hell

[krazykris666]

hahahaha baby come from wal mart XD and the pits of hell lol

[lakishajenkins]

the fear factory guy was a douche

the rest were hilarous, gene hoglan's answer and the wal-mart one win

[Xelorplane]

i got teached by a kid :s

[TheJakobe24]

Hahahahahaha Wal-Mart and the Pits Of Hell are the only 2 realistic answers hahaha

[henrikrandom]

only 1 serious answer hahah ;D

[SpookiePunkMan]

"i think im gonna need therapy now." xD

[NicoletoZ]

funny, all their badassery goes to hell when they have to explain a kid where do babies come from.

[Hagall717]

I'd tell the kid Crackwhores and pimps.

[x7VenGeaNcE7x]

...I think...im gonna need therapy now.

[yoe91]

This is all hardly sanitary for a little kid like that !! lol

[MetaaIhoofd]

So, eh where do babys come from ?

[henrikrandom]

u should do the same thing with Black Metal bands, i think you could get some interesting answers out of that.

[drumskinninja]

good old burton being asa literal as possible

FEAR FACTORY RULE!

[Jak3Mac]

I still dont understand where babys come from.

[roderik1990]

@Jak3Mac

Well... you see... after being fertilised (the specifics of which I won't mention) the female catches a mosquito to lay her eggs on. these eggs then hatch as the mosquito is feeding and the larvae enter the body at this bite area. the larvae then develop into mature specimens after about 8 weeks, and leave the body.

And that is where babies come from.

[Jak3Mac]

Thanks! Now I know!

[stairway2000]

olololololol!!!

[ScantraxxxRootz]

My teacher have played live once with Arsis :D

Im so fucking proud :D

[lahbl]

Gene motherfucking Hoglan.

The pits of hell.

[Enysvar]

upe her uterus? wtf

[icefreakk]

LOL

[Aracnah]

"the pits of hell" XD

[BreathTheDeath]

Carnifex Death Metal? Hell no!

[Metalmania84]

@BreathTheDeath What?!

[BreathTheDeath]

@Metalmania84 The finnish Carnifex = Death Metal. The emo shit Carnifex = Not Death Metal. :)

[joe14636]

@BreathTheDeath Was just going to post that, lol.