The Loneliest Icelander

[Nearql]

Gay video..

[TheIcelandTV]

I LOVE ICELAND!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrCatamen]

the yellow house is in my hood

[CosantoirArmach]

Another pampered American douchebag, able to run his man-pleaser freely because of the blood, sweat and tears of better men and women.

[in10forever]

hahaha i remember seeing this 3years ago and i laughed my ass off! now i saw this video again and i still laughed my ass off!!!

i am icelandic and i take no offence in this video :D

[bass109]

Jesus is coming soon! repent and prepare for the lord

[TheIcelandicPatriot]

@bass109 Fuck him! my only lord is my country. Why bow to a man that has done notthing for me and my people? and don't say he died for our sin. To have a sin is to be human. 

[ThadJameson]

Þetta er svalt! Þú ert svalt!

[Embla2010]

As I said in Icelandic, cuz evidently I'm not Icelandic or "britinized" (not even a word)..

I understand the other side of it..

My husband was in the military and was injured..

9 brainsurgeries later he's taken care of by V.A. Which doesn't happen with men/women that go into a war affected area and are from a country that don't have a military..

There was more than one, it's not a joke, tho the skit was funny and kiddi STFU u moron thinking you can tell people where they are/aren't from..

[Embla2010]

Kiddi..

Stfu..

Godi thegidu..

Malid er Thad ad eg skil hina hlidina a thessu lika thar sem madurinn minn var i kanadiska hernum og slasadist..

9 heilaskurdum seinna tha hugsar VA um hann, en svo er ekki thegar menn/konur fara fra landi sem er ekki med her inn a stridsvædi.

Soo.. I'm definately not britinized (btw.. That's not an F'in word)..

[kiddi1000]

may i say, if you find this offence, you either are A: not icelandic, or B: un-iceland-a-cised (as in you became americanised or polinised or britinised or w/e you want to call it)

[desmoinesjim]

@kiddi1000 I saw your response on YouTube... that Embla2010 ...she lives in North America yeah.....Canada....she's is such a weirdo.

[Varghalur]

@kiddi1000 ég er íslenskt og fannst þetta bara ekki rass fyndið

[salvator419]

how come this doesn't have a million+ views? awesome!

[Embla2010]

Ravenkel..

True@aramotaskaupid...

How ever there's nothing wrong with props being given where they belong..

Going to places like that is not a joke... Nor is PTSD..

Let's keep that in mind ;-)

[Embla2010]

Only had one troop eh ?

WE must be forgetting the swat police officers that went over in aide of the mess over there with afghan/Iraq ?

There may not have been many, but Iceland sent swat team officers over..

When those men got/get hurt there just happens to be NO V.A.that takes care of them later...

Funny ? Yeah sure...

Correct ? Not quite...

Ps... I'm an Icelander living in North America on a military base ;-) mmmmk ?

[kiddi1000]

@Embla2010

we had a small force their, then we bought it down to 1 woman (for logistics i think?) but we eventually pulled her out..

(also, im an icelander living in america, but not on a military base... im near wright patterson air force base)

[Ravenkell8]

hahaha priceless. i accually thought this was made by an icelander. and any1 who finds this offensive too icelanders should remember that we make way worse jokes about ourselves in our anual new years eve show.

[fidgitx]

To quote Tony the tiger... "Grrrrrrrreat." Tak.

[Gevedon]

ha! That is great!

[ebbi7]

Im icelander and i love iceland besides ríkistjórnina

[AsaKollz]

er þaggi the government eða e'h?

[Robbi159]

Im Icelandic.. Funny ;)

[kyssuber]

hahaha

[NetPatriot]

Actually Bjorg is not a guys name, and yes obviously this was just for show.

[SouthernJediFilms]

It should have started "This fall, another coalition nation will withdraw from Iraq. This is his story."

[kjeppz]

If you want to hear an Icelandic accent... here's our former prime minister speaking in a very rough Icelandic accent which is common for people his age

[theblahs]

lol at 1:00.

[Abduhi]

LOL

[runsi94]

stop fuckin dissin iceland , iceland rocks!!!!!

[MonkeyBoy32st1]

yup

[kiddi1000]

those houses in the biggining, my aunt lives in one of them, i think in that apartment complex

[pjasa12]

váá hvað þetta er steikt

[thossii]

Haha, that sounds more like a norwegian/swedish/russian accent, nice try though. Gotta' love that "Freaky icelandic techno style" ;)

[bambapabbi]

what is that a Russian accent?

[thossii]

I thought so too, haha :)

[SoffiaOsk]

hahahaha, very funny, I don't take it as an insult - I'm an Icelander... however, you could have added that... well... the trooper was a woman :þ

btw, for people who were wondering, it's not like an icelandic accent, more like Sweedish (I think)... but a really good try :)

[thetinar]

Why are people getting so offended by this? It wasn't done in bad faith! It's quite funny and light hearted. Cheer up guys.

[DerAtzenkeeper]

very good ^^ .. greetz from germany

[Illok]

this is just lol!

especially the creepy technorap!

[antonbuinn]

The accents are all wrong, and if they are stereotypical Icelanders to the rest of the world we're pretty screwed.

[BirgirZ]

+ we had a whole unit we determand exsplosives and did some peachkeeping.

[BirgirZ]

wtf Lern Icelandic befor you try to act like 1.

[SoffiaOsk]

rólegur, þeir eru bara að djóka held ég :)

[gamrkidd]

this is the funnies thing ive heard all week!!! is that a true Icelandic accent?? nice rhyming on the country song..

durkaturg spelled was wrong, its not vhas! that is true that foreigners cant comprehend english usage of the letter w

[telmusinn]

gamrkidd: no it's not a true icelandic accent. but a nice try though :)

[gamrkidd]

thats so funny, how he touched the cactus in his snow clothes in the middle of the dessert!!!! ahahahahaha, he is cuddling into the freezer!!! icelanders must really love that ice..

anyways, where can I hear a true Icelandic accent, over here in America Ive only heard one Icelandic person speak, and she teaches Icelandic on youtube

[telmusinn]

i'm not sure where you can hear a true icelandic accent. i mean, i could always upload a video of me speaking or something.

that is always an option..

the accent is off, it's more like the swedish one. the icelandic accent is more.. raw. i don't know if that's the right word to describe it though, because the it sounds very smooth to me xD. but i'm an icelander so that doesn't really count, now does it? 8)

[gamrkidd]

the only accents that are easy to distinguish for me are german, slavic, spaniard accent, french, portuguese. for me other accents are just others, cuz I dont hear foreign people speak english much, but I do hear them rap in their languages.. have you ever heard a mexican speak?? you might have a hard time looking for a mexican trying to speak Icelandic though!!!

[Choken1]

/watch?v=-FHdMEP1tGs

This guy has an Icelandic accent.

[gamrkidd]

I read your comments on that video. so you are from Island too? well his accent is weak if you ask me but I have no exposure to Icelandic people so I am uneducated on Iceland.

[Choken1]

Yeah. I personally don't like Icelandic accent. There are stronger accents but it's mostly the older generation that speaks like that. Still it's a taste.

Here's another example:

/watch?v=HjOrtL0l_9w

/watch?v=bDzpkPu7wvk (This guys accent is STRONG)

[gamrkidd]

I heard them, the accents arent as bad as Irish accents... I personally HATE irish accents. well over here in southwestern America (california) some of us Mexicans have a mexican accent.. here's an example

/watch?v=DGtD6h6iRgo

[shifta2]

Good stuff here.......... That was funny!

[FemmeBleu]

LMAO hilarious

[Tuscora]

Still funny and sadly, still very relevant....

[durkaturg]

you lonly man that vhas not funny,hossi93 þegiðu þetta var ekki findið vá hver nennir að gera þetta ég er í shokki :/ þetta var svo ekki findið

[binnulingur]

that sucked! and i don't know anyone that listens to Björk!! oh yeah, and in case you haven't guessed i'm from Iceland

[NakedAndLaughing]

You don't know anyone who listens to Björk? Yeah, because you guys are probably listening to stupid American Bands like Fall Out Boy and crap along those lines...what a shame!

[btj89]

it takes talent to think up something like this

[ngarey]

<3 iceland

[Njalvis]

I love everything about Iceland, but that was still funny. Nice one!

[kchs]

this actually kinda hurt my feelings maaan :/ are those the íslandic steriotypes ? :/:/:/

[JohnnyGameGuy]

FAIL

The Icelandic troop was a woman.

[madastonniesuh]

support our TROOP! hahahaha

[hossi93]

lol great video, im from iceland by the way ;) ÁFRAM ÍSLAND !! =D

[sersbjutien]

He misspelled the name of the capital its Reykjavík not Rekjyavik (not that anyone cares). Also Iceland only has a population about 310.000 (US has about 303 million) so one icelander in Iraq equates to about 959 americans and shes a viking so that equates to about 2500 american men :P lol. Imagine if they would have sent in 2 vikings like Jon Pall Sigmarsson and Magnus Ver Magnusson, damn they would have destroyed the country. But very funny video and I liked the effort you put into it.#ÍSLAND#

[leifurgeir]

or send gillzenegger :P

[Choken1]

With a bullseye painted on his chest.

[Tuscora]

Well done and I like the little song!

[bobx1990]

Great vid guys!!

[granskare]

I heard the Icelandic soldier was a woman armed with a Glock pistol but still, this guy will do lol:)

great video!!!

[meismeandthatsthat]

lmao - good video

[hshone]

vá hvað þetta er sorglegt hjá þeim piff :S

[blair9123]

lmao

[salvator419]

this is actually a pretty friggen good song!

[meismeandthatsthat]

looooool

[hispanius]

Iceland as a world record haha. the record is " The most cilent and non-lethal invasion in history, the invasion of Iceland by the UK 1940

[elinelisabet]

Actually Iceland didn't have one dude, but one girl. She's my cousin :)

[AndyCobbonUTube]

Elinelisabet: That's so cool. Please give her our apologies for misrepresenting her gender. And for the accents.

[elinelisabet]

Haha, will do! Although I don't think she minds that much, she has quite a great sense of humour. :)

[binnzter]

@elinelisabet hey hún er líka frænka min, ertu ekki annars að tala um Herdísi?

[binnzter]

@elinelisabet hún er líka frænka mín, ertu ekki að tala um Herdísi?

[PesiCool]

Iceland will be the only country that will never be invaded because nobody want's to attack a defenceless country, plus we don't have oil ;)

[nerdythor]

Actually..Iceland has been invaded at least once. The British took over the Airfields during World War II to ensure they'd have another foothold/last resort to prevent the Germans from using it as a staging ground in case everything went ass up.

[Choken1]

No no no... Correction.

The British took over the patch of dirt in the middle of the Atlantic ocean and build an Airfield there during World War II....

We were practically a 3rd world country at the time.

[jdavz02]

Chalk up one more for some of the most beautiful people on the planet! Go Iceland! I couldn't agree more with the *About this Video* section! Thanks for showing us what the rest of the world ought to be like!

Peace

[egsaraname]

Support Our Troop.

haha hilarious.

[svithrir]

GREAT video, abselutely hilarious!!!

[kiwimac]

Excellent

[Meshelsidek]

I saw the title and thought "this looks gay". I conclude by saying this is fucking AWESOME!

[Damron19]

great video. iceland, the best european country.

[siggi4life]

helvítis danir

translaition

fucking danish ppl.

[IvarTheBoneIess]

fuck you

[Peturbir]

aint u coming to visit Iceland im sure only like 99% of Icelandic population wants to kill you

[doghnutman]

fucking danes

[IvarTheBoneIess]

why

[ynra9]

Hehe, Love it! But just to be boring, it was a SHE! Not he. But anyway, she's home and now we have fougt in TWO wars! This one and the Cod war.

[Shamaroth]

There were three cod wars, sir. One for every extension of our territorial waters (from 4 to 12, to 50 and then to 200 miles).

[ynra9]

Yes but I've always just put them in one and the one about the 50 miles was the biggest :D And that's the only one my father took part in :D

[stuka1488]

You're a POS. Hail Iceland.

[e1nn]

yeah don´t link us to war, we could be wiped out in a single blast, only 300,000 people.

[Drullaapriki]

hvað eru þeir að gera grín af okkur kanarnir geta ekkert og nokkrir íslendingar sem voru í írak gerðu meiri árangur til að vinna en þeir gera

[PacRowSF]

things keep blowing up.

[Svakel]

he pretty funny, guy singing kinda looks likie Meat Loaf

[GEOAMPAS]

LOL good one

[lukienman]

dude

shut the hell up.

The reason we cant win wars, is that they are not ours to win.

[kolski79]

This man was a hero. Your making fun of him at least he fought to serve his nation in fighting the war with his american brothers untill forced to leave. It is hard to help a nation who can not win any wars be it Vietnam, Somalia or Irak. We need to fight with reall big nations like China or Russia: Americans cry to much and are to sentimental.

[Apaskrati]

lol, funny ^^

[Peturbir]

Lol it so funny when you try to say icelandic words XD

[Dandrewz]

Fag

[martjp5]

Hahaha, absolutely hilarious. How 9/11s will it take to make us proactive? How many unwinnable wars will the US have to fight before it realizes that imperialism doesn't work anymore?

[ayoyoung]

where is bin laden?

why does he want insurgents to unite against Iraqi and US troops?

how many more 9/11's will it take to realize that being proactive is the only course available for survival against someone who wants to kill you?

not 1 means is without flaw, yet 1 must be chosen to accomplish an end.

[ayoyoung]

and to think i did a search for "techno rap" and ended up commenting on current world events...

The video itself is Great!...pretty much what i was looking for...

[Carly8Corday]

In the interest of being proactive toward ending this kind of lunatic, me-first, sociopathic self-love thinking, may a jack-booted Blackwater advance SS storm trooper kick down your front door TO-DAY!

Oh, and the video is great! Straight to FAVs!

[koddinn]

it's hot and things keep blowing up.. lol

[gohoda]

bush is lonely :D

[erkd1]

LMAO!  Brilliant!

[saevar]

funny vid, I like it

[markus230593]

Hahaha mjög fyndið... Lame...

[onefirstonelast]

um, yeah good video but some of the comments are a little off, I'm sorry docter, what country are you from?? please tell.

its not easy to run a country of 9,826,630 km² and 302,636,000 people.

[honeyvera]

History shows that all empires fall.

[Bullbaiter15]

Makes me laugh every time I watch it. Total home run.

[OldSneelock]

Funny. I liked the singing voice too.

[yuloveme537]

Post singapore

[CyberNova]

Meget dansk på en eller anden måde.

[kveldulfrrr]

Helvítis ddaannniiirr!

[DRACHIR88]

great and funny...mjo gott..i speak a little icelandic and i want to learn there languages lol..sounds funny but it is important..

[dandandodd]

Really creative idea guys - keep it up!

[Garmur]

Kokkslapp í fésið, tíkur! Stubbinn heim!

Great stuff.

[vivi15]

Woah, that' was fantastic, especially being Icelandic an' all. Really fun idea, and made some sense, but cool video. And the best to you guys!

[Tammyrashman80]

Funny, weirdly touching.

[lesleemandoki]

My-t funny, but the accents are off..haha

[hamfari]

Excellent stuff guys, this was to funny :D

funny you make them speak like russians speaking english and they have swedish names

cheers from Iceland

[rumputuski]

Haha, I'm a boy from Reykjavík myself. Thanks for the video, hilarious. :)

Sadly, the Icelandic government hasn't yet spoken against the occupation and far as I know we're still on the list of the "coalition of the willing".

[AparoidX]

*sniff* That's inspirational.

Bring home the troop, Iceland!

[Tephras82]

rofl is that the best you can think of :S

[rabbitttwins]

Love the expressive singing and hilarius fjord/bjork references. Lighten up and laugh a little, all you ultra purists.

[animaluvverr]

Does anyone really believe America "needs" help to fight a war?

We have the power to flatten the middle east, but we're not doing that. We should.

[UCSBClassics53]

Yes, we do that and we inflame the Middle East and attract even more hatred...not just from that region, but everywhere...

[Tephras82]

i think the whole world should gang up and flatten america and make the world a better place (ps. no im not muslim or terrorist :D )

a world leading country where a retard can become president shouldnt be there in the first place

[animaluvverr]

ha ha..... tephras

Jealousy hurts so badly doesn't it?

[Tephras82]

lol wouldnt call it jealous just really glad im not american :D

[animaluvverr]

yeah, tephra

keep tellin yourself that :)

[doctor455664846]

1 don't help them

2economical penalty, like don't buy their products only if it is necessary.

we should not do a war... they will not be an empire for long time...

[hackerb9]

As an American, I apologize on behalf of my country for the "might makes right" idiots like animaluvverr.

To animaluvverr: "the Middle East" is not our enemy and we can't just "flatten" it. Sure, there are bad guys there, but there are innocent people, too, and killing them would destroy who we are as Americans.

Think about it. Why didn't we use nukes in the Korean War? Why didn't we just "flatten" Vietnam? Because, as awful as we can be, we don't do sh*t like that.

[animaluvverr]

Look hacker-- You're not apologizing for me nor are you apologizing for our incredible MILITARY men & women. They're proud of their hard work, & generosities in the middle east. Stop trying to take that.

Your shame comes from your personal inadequacies

America is honor & heroism. & if ya don't feel it, & if your power at the polls just doesn't satisfy your hate, move

I hear Iceland is as beautiful as it is tough, lmao

[doctor455664846]

just think , USA will not be for long time the most powerful state... You have power but that doesn't mean that you can just kill people. You are just killers because you have the power to do that , but remember me ... a state is not the most powerful for long time and with your logic tomorrow maybe you will be dead.

[animaluvverr]

ok doctor......

Well, you come & talk to me AFTER you take us down. Because all I see is America taking real action against the world's filth.

& what do you have to offer in return? Some cowardly suicide bombers killing women & children! So pathetic.

Stand up & be MEN.

[hackerb9]

> You're not apologizing for me

Dude, I'm not apologizing for you, I'm apologizing because of you.

> America is honor & heroism.

Bull. You could be talking about any nation. America has principles that are worth dying for, but "honor & heroism" are not among them.

> if ya don't feel it, & if your power at the polls just doesn't satisfy your hate, move

Move? No way. I'm staying to make sure America survives in more than just name. The terrorists can only kill us. You're killing our ideals.

[Ruslakall]

Don´t want to be rude, but I have to mention that you did sh*t like that remember, in hiroshima and nagasaki and you are the only country ever to have used a nuke in this purpose.

[lorelee1]

cool video / great tune eh? .....fjords and cacti......... prove your from Iceland

[SirBrackalot]

That was so fucking awesome dude!!! I miss Iceland, perhaps I should go home!!! LOL

[Drekafluga]

Not quite, but we certainly wouldn't say it like he did in the video.

[kveldulfrrr]

nice song (I'm from Iceland) and BTW Björk sucks and 99% of Icelander feal the same :P

...thats why we kicked her out

[Drekafluga]

That's a pretty hefty statement and clearly a wrong one. She's moderately popular and after seeing her live, lone on stage with a harp i think she's awesome. Never realized before.

[frogislandflicks]

Nicely done, man! Borkborkbork!

[DanniNX]

Most of the icelandic people were against the war in iraq and many didn't even know that the right wing goverment that we had at that time had listed us as part of bush's coalition.

[bruinsfan004]

OMFG! That was awesome!

[pentail]

nice video well done

[mrflo2219]

Obtuse be thy name.

[drywall222]

AWESOME!

Well done, sir!

[MonsterSound]

very guud

[jvalatka]

The most hilarious video I've seen in recent days.

[shb93]

It's reykjavik, not rekjyavik :)

rake-yah-veek

[teddibig]

Sticks, clubs what's the difference? Hehe. Hope i did't offend you. It was bad enough for you to lose our "soldier."

[teddibig]

Loved the hockey club. Hockey is not a very popular sport home in Iceland. And this "soldier" of ours was a she not a he. Just to be nitpicking. Be the video and the song is truly ok.

[madhaus]

Excellent song on the "Coalition of the Exaggerated" countries' participation! Only 12, they had 24!!!!

[reventropy2003]

Didn't Iceland scrap the US Navy base a couple years ago?

[victor190779]

Actually it was an air force. And here is the interesting thing: According to a secret protocol - accepted by the US - NO BLACKS were stationed there for decades.

[azthor1]

It was the US that decided to discontinue their presence at the Keflavik Air Base without consulting the icelandic government. This led to a minor deterioration of Iceland-US relations, because of the lack of consideration for the host country.

[the1BostonGirl]

I had no idea, that's wild. Can you give a link?

[aibrahimm1]

LOL!

[PA65000]

America lets bring all of our service members home! Vote for Ron Paul in 2008!

[muckraker80]

They SHOULD play more Bjork there....

[ccdj504]

this is cute

[headzup]

Another Brilliant Clip, Mr. Cobb.

[Bullbaiter15]

Support Our Troop. Indeed.

[NewportHollow]

LOL! This is awesome!

[themachinimakid19]

Funny

that dude's on mtv