Dear Body

[Meowkitty691]

My first thought: what are you talking about? You're so skinny!

Then I read the comments... UHM... Bathtub? Confusion...

*watches video again*

GAH. Omg...

Second thought: Serial Killer?

Third Thought: No, or else he wouldn't have uploaded this video to YouTube...

*confusion*

Great video! xD Subscribed!

[jetlaginwis]

I think I'm worried for you health now...

[EmmaAteYourFace]

i wonder who tom got to clear up the blood stains

unless the body is still there...

[JMMathieson]

he's been there ever since....the incident...

[Stilspel]

I was pretty sure I was in love with you before, but this absolutely finalized it.

[octopus59]

See the first season of "Breaking Bad," for detailed instructions on how to dispose of a body. Avoid...the incident that occurs... you'll know when you see it.

[aweingalliterations]

Hilarious. 

[AnnabellaTS]

Jesus Frezned, this scared me so much.

[lindaeevers]

WOHO, PARTIAL NUDITY! :D (I'm so going to hell for this comment...)

[GONEmypurpleflapjack]

@Crabb90 He's 24

[BeyondBirthday826]

Dexter Morgan would not approve of your killing techniques. xD

[stupidintellect90]

@BeyondBirthday826 Yes...he should have clingfilmed the whole bathroom xD

[KeepCalmEatCake]

My mum saw this and burst out laughing, and then told me to stop watching weird people on the internet...

[readfreak2012]

That was awesome.

[GwenIsBeast]

Hahaha you are so amazing!!!!!

[Liketotallyoriginal]

you're not fat. you're australian.

[cdup10470]

this is my favorite frezned video....ever

[monkiebrane101]

Ahhh this took a turn for the better. Freaking hilarious. I literally LOLed. xD

[nashie899]

Ugh, what????

[Chaoitcme]

At first it looked like you were double fisting your dick.

[Azami4117]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!CRAP!!!!Ahaha­haha. . . wat

[crazymarshmallow1]

You scare me... but in a good way

[sunnyncloudy]

I thought it was some depressing peice about him hating his body and i looked at all the "this is so funny" comments and assumed that rather than everyone being mean, i'd probably just mis-understood the video. :L I was right. I should have spend less time being a creepy pervert and more time looking at the body in the bath.

[Kyanndi]

@sunnyncloudy I think you would still be a creepy pervert if you spent more time looking at the body IN THE BATH :)

[nickeataa]

oh my gosh, thats so funny!

[TheRobineggs]

i peed a little from laughter

ohhh oh my hahaha

[MyJaytay]

Wtf lol

[tristansmells]

OH FOR GOD'S SAKE. I WATCHED TWO ALFRED HITCHCOCK FILMS TODAY, AND NOW THIS. *Cradles self and cries self to sleep*

[BurnSpangler]

:O I only clicked this video because I saw you were shirtless ( ^^) then i was like O MY GODS

[MsBubbleblaster]

disturbing.

[AICDTTPT]

This reminds me of something from JTHM...

[TheCeejReturns]

Want to collab with me? No, not on a video. On a murder.

[MeredithOD]

lamooooo that was a hilarious parody/satire bc it was totally unexpected. very funny, good for you

[nanarosemay]

swing that razor, sweeney.

[Empire1159]

that was amazing

[TomAllenSmith]

I seriously didn't notice the dead body in the tub. I was seriously confused about the serial killer comments, then I re-watched the video and thought to myself "I'm an idiot!".

[sarathoughtonnothing]

i couldn't stop laughing :D

[Alovesdogs]

holy crap... that was unexpected

[TotallyAwesomeTimes7]

I just noticed there is a body in the bath...wow

[12djlc]

omg i was like wow im liken this vid then i lok down nd im like holy crap is that a body!!!!! lol

[SUPERlovesME]

ha :)

[MyShatteredAmethyst]

I did the whole 'yummy Aussie, wont mind a piece of... Oh crap he'd chop me up, nevermind' thing :3

[Planeswalker28]

This video is awesome.

[turtletamer328]

o.O

[JaydenExpelliarmus]

Is that a snail trail I see. ;)

[Conortastic]

This. This is why I love you.

[crazzzydog53]

@ Iluvuanamontana : Um, I don't understand why you extended the "e" in "fine" because the "e" is silent...It doesn't make any noise.

[Iluvanamontana]

@crazzzydog53 Its just something I do. :)

[TheLittleKristy]

Oh my goodness... That was not at all happy! LoL.

[JenniferJG42]

me: "...aw...OH MY GOD! oh my god...HAHAHA!"

[Iluvanamontana]

Im like "man your fineeee, wait is that a body!!!???" >.<

[HGUFNH]

Haha, I love the way you talk in this video. :D

[bhutibond]

that freaked the hell out of me.

[blackroses1321]

HAHAHAHAHAH.

I love Tom.

[Malanaks]

BEST

VIDEO

EVER

[Lucii1293]

That was hilarious xD

[CrunchingCrayons]

that's genius... who's in the bath?!

[Xdestroyer6]

Frezned your methods are sloppy. You are a disgrace to serial killers everywhere.

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

I'm watching this for the second time..and I still only saw the body after I'd read a couple of the comments XD I now see why this is so freaky and horrifying XD

[lenalovescakes]

Haha I actually had to watch this twice to recognize the body...

[zennpatience]

lol, that body in the tub is so terrible..... you are completly mad... keep it up

[ninjabanana29]

holy shit i didnt even notice the body xD

[01halle]

I bet that's Bob posing in the bath tub for you. :)

[ChasingAce]

Omg. Crazy.

[DaBigGuns]

He's sick! But I love it :D Genius!!

[trumpetbeth]

That's a little disturbing...

[eeli1]

This is amazing . . . and horrifying haha.

[7FoolsOnTheHill]

I am cracking my head up. XD I don't even care if that makes sense or not.

[guildenstern14]

I had a feeling there was something just a little off putting about you..knew it

[amber0401]

i laughed soooo hard at this lol

[Hanziejane]

This is genius!!

[bs187cs]

SOMEONE CALL THE COPS

[alycat231]

!!!!!!!OMG!LOL

[TheInternetwatcher]

LOL! I didn't notice the dead body until I read the comments.

[NVME4IAMAQT]

The first time i watched this, i didn't notice the body in the bath because i was too busy trying to work out if you had abs or not.

[Tazwegian]

@NVME4IAMAQT not.

[ModernWarfare2Robbie]

@NVME4IAMAQT he doesn't btw

[lesliegg1961]

Now this was a body review that I can stand.

[Pook365]

This is comic genius....also the bad lighting gave it that grainy weirdly creepy look :)

[NeonWildChild]

lmfao <3

[WowLizWow]

Lol

[Eveningwake]

Wow! hahaha

I had to watch this twice just to fully grasp it...

[StageNameSadie]

are you gay

[stumpflloutboylover]

dear tom mclean,

damn. :D

love: brittany

[gryffindorxo]

HAHAHAHAH

[eoinreddin]

Lol cool video tom

[darkangel102030]

ive been trying to get my friends to watch your videos and i always have them watch this one first and now they love you :)

[eerierant]

Hahaha! I love you Tom!

[HereComeTheDrums42]

....wtf?! XDDD <3

[tigerlilymemoirs]

Ahhhhahahaaha

[webreakthequiet]

ZOMG!!!!

[seriousbookshelf]

great!

[VicVintage]

"lol lose weight more like gain wei... OIEEEE"

[HarrysMovingCastle]

Very good. :)

[HubbaBubba776]

Love this xD

[Southfield1000]

hahaha

[queenrevenge]

Hahaha! That was genius XD

[ItstheMelmann]

Wooooow my mind exploded. XD

[XOXON1kk1]

Ur really skinny

[Bananas833]

how do people find this funny?

[JakMan8]

@Bananas833 its a little thing we people call a sense of humour.

[KiraShimMers1]

@Bananas833 cos its funny.

[dumbdeth]

@Bananas833 by having a sense of humor!

[LauraHeartTwilight]

L. M. F. A. O. :'D

[lindseymlulu99]

oh wow! * and yes i am being sarcastic

[LittleMsCreepy]

Haha I love this!

[thatssoBIG]

This is really interesting :P

----Mimi xoxox

[cleverconstruct]

hahahahahaha this made my day

[ryuzakineark]

that just cracked me up lol

[mebissa]

that made me lol =)

[mazzeltof1]

No Matter what people might say. You're looking good, there is absolutely nothing wrong with you. As a matter of fact I like you much.

[ceeceetv]

HAHAHAHA!

[alaninnh]

Love the treasure trail.

[vampgirl0987]

lmao XDD that waz so funny

[xLisaMisaSmisaPOTTER]

Hahahahaha!! Love it!

[Spoonbender85]

Nice twist ending. You should have been one of the writers on Heavy Rain.

[ceeceetv]

@Spoonbender85

freaking love that game.

[ohhdarlingh]

awesome awesome awesome.

[xxraezorxx]

nice twist :)

[JJBearPaw]

brilliant!

[sparky4005]

Awsome.. I'm subscribing too, 'Lynpgz'

[MajorZip]

scared the shit out of me...

but pretty clever :)

[StarfireEKS]

Dexter's son.

[Seabearr]

you are such a genius

[XmisszRoX]

waaaaaaaaa didn't expect that :P

[vickilg123]

lol

[LolaPwns]

Exellentttt!!!

[antshit123]

omg wasnt expecting that, very funny :D

[lilvgmt2]

bahahaha very clever

[TheMopdog]

lawl!

[Lynpgz]

Brilliant, I'm subscribing.

[NothingHero]

Brilliant.

[Fusionrex]

<3. this is the single best video i have yet to see.

[MrLUCIFER616]

I love intelligent humour

[muahahascrewu]

interesting i didnt notice the cut up body before when i watched this a while back o_O and i keep replaying it too!

[kelly123987]

Rofl. That was Brilliant <3

[meerameeracat]

hahahahahahha. shit

[quintis151]

OMG I totally was like, "Awe, Frezned, you're body is just fine, don't feel like you have to hide.........Oh shit!"

[Meggie1707]

@quintis151 my thoughts exactly

[WeMetInMontreal]

Genius!!!! Hee hee!!!

[flanderlin]

woah

that freaked the fuck out of me man

[booblemaybe]

creeeeeepy........

[whitefroufrou]

LOL

[ematj]

wow! creaper

[treschicqui]

dduuudde that was hilarious!

you're the coolest.

[jennlynnski]

ROFL!!! i was definitely not expecting that :D

[georgiegirlxo]

wow uhh i dont know about the body in the bath but your is hot xx

[urbex2007]

Your body is OK, I would give you one!

[xforgetmenotsx]

hahahahaha

[svetanzrus]

that creeped the bejesus out of me!

[LittoOldMe]

OMG Your alive !

[wiwasvampgrl2]

this video just made me subscribe hahhaha

[aspostbus]

I have a perfect body... but it's in the trunk and it's starting to smell

[Travnseattle]

Did you write this for uni or for other school work? Or something purely random? Either way, it was charming.

[TWJerricaS]

MARRY ME!

[iammeakame]

LOL. What you were saying was so random xD

[BretterThanRealLife]

you WIN at life!

that was the best video i've watched like all week

[guitaristatheart101]

ummmmmmmmmmm

[starryeyedtilly]

haahahahahahahahahahaha

[degausser8]

haaaaaaaahahaha

I think you are officially my new favourite Youtuber.

[records0n]

LOL thats actual funny

[theoneyoudidntlike]

BAHAHHA thats hilarious lol.

you made my boring day happy. congratsand thankyou :)

!!

x

[NonchalantAlchemist]

LOLOLOL omg.

Normally these "Dear Body" things are so stupid and pointless.

Congrats, you win the internet.

:DD

[lkas234]

well that took alot of effort.  lol

[allaboutbe]

BEST!

[ohquentin]

hahaha this is brillianttt

[moomoomamoo]

that just made my night. :D

[amos1415]

ftw!

[Gorillavanillio]

WTF xD hahahahhahaa

[Eilsring]

I've seen this like a hundred times and it never gets old somehow XD