Mock the Week - Stewart Francis - Health

[TommyWright13]

Andy Parsons head looks like a potatoe, isn't that a good enough excuse not to laugh

[MrDuckKiller52]

I hate the way andy pretends to not find any1 funny and the way stewart francis makes frankie laugh :P

[CMakaveli91]

Look at that worthless piece of shit Andy Parsons just staring a hole through the guy. Everybody there is laughing at his jokes bar Parsons. Pure jealousy because hes never had that and hes a show regular!

[groovygal2k]

OMG how does he do it?! just off the top of his head, or does he pre-plan what he's going to say?! seriously... epic

[RobTiff0818]

@groovygal2k He has about 50 jokes that he tells... for every show he's ever done... for years upon years, the same 50 jokes. They're not on the top of his head... they're all that's in his head. He picked ones that went along with health. That's all. I guessed which ones he was going to pull out before he said them (most of them).

[r4hul101]

Andy Person is such a miserable toad.

[iregretnothing97]

this is so funny, i choked on my biscuit :(

[jackslimshady]

Andy parsons is a prick, looks like his just sucked a lemon

[MartinJWillett]

@jackslimshady Is lemon some kind of gay slang?

[aslyn01]

@MartinJWillett No, I believe he meant it literally. Sucking on a lemon would make you feel sour, and a person of a sour disposition...do I really need to explain this?

[Oxocubesrule]

@jackslimshady What's wrong with Andy Parsons? I think he's really funny :)

Although I'm not sure why he didn't laugh, Stewert Francis is such a legend!! :D

[One4Mcfly]

am i weird for finding frankie really cute when he smiles?

[mrmegadeth69]

regular? has to be hes fucking sick

[manutd4life3434]

wot the fuck did he do to andy parsons lol!!

[thefairy5456]

"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."

LOL XDDDD

[Charlotte1862]

'That was a long walk' 3 seconds into the joke and im laughing like mad!

[ibiza077]

funny but jokes are all the same

[wriggler11]

frankie loves stuart as a comedian :')

[keightley2011]

whats the episode where milton jones tells the dr who joke and parents joke?

[zagreus316]

Whereas Andy is just dull wherever he goes. He doesn't have to like the jokes but showing a bit of professional courtesy to his fellow comedians wouldn't go amiss or maybe he is thinking why is this guy funnier than me. Grumpy git

[Pocketwatchable]

@PseudoPoiesis I agree, I think Andy has come into his own and shone on MTW, partly, and ironically because Boyle has gone. I have stated in previous posts, how although losing Frankie was a blow at first, now the panels have more balance, and other comedians have been able to project themselves better. Im now thinking that Boyles absence isnt the be all and end all. Milton jones has been brill, as have other less regular guests. Still enjoy MTW alot tbh.

[GamerInari]

@PseudoPoiesis i was just joking. i have seen the show, i watch it every week. are comedians the only ones allowed to make jokes now?

[GamerInari]

someone should go up to andy parsons and just go "u jelly?" and see what happens

[cruzzlightyear]

Maybe he just doesn't find him funny

[XNcFcMadMalX]

Andy Parsons hates him!

What a prick.

Does anyone know why he does?

[ScottishHades]

circumnavigated - lmao!

[250Trojan]

Brilliant!!

[Savanna2006]

It's not just Frankie laughing that makes this video so nice, it's the clapping by Russell at the beginning - just so appreciative. If you haven't already, look up Stewart's carbon emission joke, VERY funny.

[robyn21100]

Fuck me what is with the pussface on Andy Parsons! Jealous of actual comedic talent much..

[250Trojan]

@robyn21100 I never noticed until your post mentioned it. You're right. What's up with him?

[001silky]

@250Trojan

There was one episode of mock the week where andy parsons made a joke that didnt get much in the way

of laughs from the studio audience.Stuart francis joked about it with no offence intended and andy parsons

it appears has taken that the wrong way.Very immature and very unproffesional.

STUART FRANCIS ROCKS

[Jaggy2409]

@robyn21100 maybe he isn't actually listening because he is thinking of a joke?

[robyn21100]

@Jaggy2409 Andy Parsons thinking of a joke? Thats a joke in itself...He uses the fact that hes bald, odd looking and talks a bit funny to extract more laughs from the audience! I cant for the life of me understand why hes still on the panel..His arrogance and jealously towards genuinely talented and clever comdiens really shows in that clip..Wouldn't usually care to go on a rant I swear :P He just pisses me off!

[COYH10]

Parsons is a cunt.

[tksincere]

ANDY PARSONS MADE 5 ACCOUNTS.

[Citizen1Daz]

@tksincere Andy Parsons is far better than this tosser. He was dull as fuck in Canada.

[BS4Tactful]

@tksincere that's brilliant, that's the hardest i've ever laughed at a youtube comment (not saying much but still)

[horrorpunkmetal]

Andy is so jealous haha

[Xtrandom]

Andy Parsons isn't even funny

[Chariset]

If he and Milton Jones ever did a double-act, the world would grind to a halt.

(But they should, shouldn't they?)

[001silky]

@Chariset

i totally agree - that would be a dream double act.

Stuart francis & milton jones live - wow can you imagine that?

the guys rock,bring it on

[haybee12]

this bloke is so dry, i love him

[AdamSeeb]

sorry but why's andy parson unmoovd? making fun'v peepl with mental helth probs?

[001silky]

stuart francis shines like a bright star on mock the week.

unfortunately andy parsons seems to be dazzled by the bright light.

such is life!

[TheZildjianride]

Andy Parsons can't even have the heart to laugh at another comedian...jealous that Stewart Francis is actually funnier.

[boylovesbowie]

@TheZildjianride So it seems :/ Yet look at Frankie Fucking Boyle , the Prince of Darkness ... and I don't think I'm the only one finding his laugh utterly endearing and adorable :)

[Clyde1entertains]

Stewart Francis will be headlining 'Clyde 1 entertains...' at Glasgow's 02 Academy on March 16th.

The event is a brilliant mix of comedy and music on the eve of the Magners' Glasgow International Comedy Festival. Also performing on the night are Glasgow's hottest new band - Kassidy, local funny man Scott Agnew and Dundee's finest - The View. A great night ! Tickets available from ticketsoup or the O2 Academy box office - 0844 395 4005.

Hope to see you there!! x

[RomacerForever]

5 people need a sense of humour.

[brianthenamless]

andy parsons looks like he hate him

[fringeelements]

Wow, do british people generally have teeth like that?

[StraitKnopfler]

@fringeelements Do you mean that you're surprised they don't have bad teeth? (I can't spot any yellow teeth, at least). If so then I'd say that the stereotype isn't particularly true anymore, the US set an example that we had to catch up with - though obviously it takes a generation for the difference to be noticed.

[lost4468yt]

@fringeelements He is Canadian...

[TheGenesplitter]

Christ, what's with all the andy parsons hate on here. If he was as shit as everyone is making him out to be he wouldn't be on the show. And to be fair he has made me laugh alot more than other comedians I've seen. If we're just comparing him to other comedians then yeah frankie's better but andy's still funny.

[koplod23]

Best bit is easily 1:07 - 1:13 x

[Flash45678CP]

Whats the name of this show? I've never seen it :(

[DaBigCheeseLuigi]

@Flash45678CP

Clue is in the title:

'MOCK THE WEEK'

[ComicFanGreenLantern]

@DaBigCheeseLuigi What a retard haha

[jackchrisevans]

y does andy look so serious @ 0:38

[CMakaveli91]

anyone who can make Frankie LOL must be good

[Memodown]

@CMakaveli91 are you saying Frankie has no sense of humor?..

[betover68]

andy parsons doesn't get the jokes.....or probably realizing he's such a shit comedian

[WindowSeatVideos]

@betover68 No he's trying to think of jokes for his turn...... And he's not that bad cut him some slack.

[MistaMase102]

@WindowSeatVideos mate, im pretty sure when they do the "news wheel" or the "scenes we'd like to see" it's pre-written material. the producers probly tell them whats gunna be on the next show in advance so they can come up with material. you can tell its not freestyle jokes

[WindowSeatVideos]

@MistaMase102 Oh yeah of course they know what it is going to be but it's not scripted they can still change it on the spot if they want to.

[thefraggenator]

@MistaMase102 usually its material they've already used before, but they do it quite fluently, so we can tell its not on thr spot improvised as you said

[jumpdance24]

@betover68

I noticed that but cant decide if:

1. He has heard the routine before.

2. He is concentrating on his own jokes

3. He is a miserable git

4. He is just one of those people who hates showing appreciation for anyone elses talents.

[betover68]

@jumpdance24 I have noticed that andy parsons hardly laughs at other comedians' jokes in MTW so I think 3 & 4 are most likely. I think he's just a very bad comedian, that's all : )

[D3M0N303]

@betover68 Such a shame you think that, since a lot of the scripted parts of the Mock The Week are actually jokes by Andy Parsons (another reason he probably doesn't laugh much, he wrote the joke).

[drbuk96]

@D3M0N303 Is this true? I never knew that. Where'd you find this out? Genuinely interested...

[sampicko]

"my therapist says I have a pre-occupation with vengeance. We'll see about that" HAHA XD

[panztrix840]

i don't get the circumnavigated joke

[sampicko]

@panztrix840 He's saying that instead of him being circumsised, he was circumnavigated, meaning that the doctors had to travel around his penis, because it's obviously so big ;) that help?

[panztrix840]

@sampicko yeah thanks. now i get it :)

[fallenmonkeytieryu]

@panztrix840 what ho! peasants!! :), to circumnavigate is revolve or rotate around a body of land, islands ,continents, planets what have you. in this case he's refering to the size of his phallus. it's girth is such that one must man a ship in order to go around it and also using a bit of word play with the beginning of each word "circum". hence the comedic effect that follows. now i'd like to talk to you a little about our lord and saviour jesus christ

[dothequack]

@gamester57 prick? jerk? id say yur a cunt, my friend.

[MrMaggoo24]

Andy Parsons stands silent and still as he realises how incredibly unfunny he is compared to a good comedian.

[Spazzman299]

@MrMaggoo24 I wouldn't call Parsons a comedian no comedians is as crap as him

[XxGaarasGirlxX]

@Spazzman299  Apart from Jay Leno, I think he pretty much IS the worst of the worst "comedians".

[gingaguy5656]

its actally 10pm on thursdays

[SamLovesFriemds]

so am I the only one that loves andy?

[FPWDude]

One liners are good but the magic is always killed a bit if you watch different videos and realise they just churn out the same material.

[thomasimon]

@FPWDude they all do that

[MKShaggy1985]

@thomasimon

Francis does it to an extreme though.

[thomasimon]

@MKShaggy1985 That's because there aren't as much stand-up videos of him compared to everyone else.

[MKShaggy1985]

@thomasimon

There are plenty - it's just he repeats the same stuff all the time. Whether on MTW, At the Apollo, some American chat show, some British chat show, even a Dutch comedy show, all you hear are the same jokes.

After you've seen 4 or 5 of his performances, you basically know 80% of any 'new' routine he does. That's why pretty much every one of his video pages is full of people complaining about his lack of original material.

[thomasimon]

@MKShaggy1985 which Dutch show was he on?!

[MKShaggy1985]

@thomasimon

Click the link on the right hand side - Stewart Francis Just For Laughs

It might not be Dutch come to think of it, just have Dutch subtitles for some reason. I don't know.

[gamester57]

@FPWDude you seriously expect stand-up comedians to come up with new material for every gig?

[if5tatement]

@gamester57 That's not what he said. 

[gamester57]

@if5tatement it is what he implied though oh ye splitter of hairs

[if5tatement]

@gamester57 No, he was saying the "magic" is killed "a bit" when you see the same material. Any implication that comedians therefore have to write different material for every single gig is your won invention.

[gamester57]

@if5tatement i feel sorry for your family

[if5tatement]

@gamester57 Dude, your the one posting knee jerk snides at other users. I'm just bringing you up on it.

[gamester57]

@if5tatement I think we should subpoena FPWDude to make an executive decision here, am I a jerk or is if5statement a prick?

[if5tatement]

@gamester57 Yeh I'm a prick for noticing your a jerk. That's how it works. *facepalm*

[gamester57]

@if5tatement ...true...

[TheRealLaugh99]

ive watched him, he uses the exact same jokes

[Alex7457]

@TheRealLaugh99, you can't come up with new jokes every show, idiot.

[JulietteKawala]

He's hilarious and reallly tall :)

[laganas2008]

Andy never laughs at anybody.

[sbarry92]

@laganas2008 and nobody laughs at andy...

[mcsammer4]

@sbarry92 Sometimes he has some good stuff I just don't think its the kind of stuff for this show.

[sbarry92]

@mcsammer4 most of andy's jokes is about scotland and hardly ever funny >.> Remove andy and replace with frankie :)

[mcsammer4]

@sbarry92 he is funny hes just not good on mock the week

[KJamson13]

"ladies, i wasnt cicumsized....i was circumnavigated" love it!! :P

[russianmadman1]

@jigalojim u don't hate any parson, he's a legend!!

[jigalojim]

i hate that bald twat

[Pansdotter]

I think Stewart Francis is the best. But who's the woman on the right?

[nostalgiaman100]

His delivery is perfect, his one-liners are genius.

[TehDickRoller]

Great comedian. Low rating for the standard plead for a subscription.

[NiceGuyJosh1]

he makes evryone laugh, even frankie boyle

[pcvideogamer]

Don't pan onto the bald morose guy... he was the only one seemingly not amused by it all.

[rampskater0102]

he should be on mock the week FAR more often

[xxxxAnimeFan1xxxx]

'my nabour's in the guinis book of records, he's had 43 concusions, he lives very close - in fact just a stone throw away but the point is...' HAHAHAHAHA LEGEND!!!

[MrImdonewithyou]

@xxxxAnimeFan1xxxx DYSLEXIA!!!!!!

[lolunoob9]

@MrImdonewithyou waht do yuo haf agensd dislexiks

[MrImdonewithyou]

@lolunoob9 hahahh good one

[87crazyfists]

Saw him live in sheff last week. Used the arthritious joke lol hes awsome king of the 1 liners!! Along wi tim vine of course xxx

[SuperFally2]

genius.......

[Cross3dPoisons]

this is like the english version of "whose line in is it anyway",

except better

[constablejohn]

@Cross3dPoisons

Except 'Whose Line Is It Anyway' was improvised. This is scripted comedy.

I love some of the comedians that appear on Mock the Week (like Stewart Francis) and hate most of the others (like Russell Howard), but it annoys me that they do these rounds under the pretence of it being improvised on the spot. We all kow they're not, so stop pretending!

[simondgrass]

Andy Parsons doesn't even smirk! What an arse he is.

[Letspreach]

@simondgrass Jealously is a motherfucker.

[simondgrass]

@Letspreach Yep, as I've always wanted to be short and bald with a really dodgy moustache.... I actually had to walk out when I went to see him, he was that bad!

[vina185]

@simondgrass He thinks he is the best on mock the week tbh i would like to see milton jones or stewart francis a regular not andy. 

[batmanofni]

The one liner comidiens like Stewart and Milton always make the other comics laugh. They're great.

[GGTopGuitarist]

funny but rehersed

[argumentalcom]

you can tell Russell Howard is loving the jokes

[EastMidlandsSteam]

@argumentalcom even frankies laughing lol :P

[laganas2008]

@EastMidlandsSteam I know man, thats wen u know somethings funny! have u seen the family one that stewart does? its great, and frankie laughs all the way through it!

[santis142]

I know this guy gives really good delivery and timing but couldn't he just get all his jokes out of a joke book or the Internet?

[livingmylifeatmach2]

God I love Stewart Francis. His 'one-line-jokes' are amazing!

Who was the blonde girl earlier in the clip btw?

[RhysJ54]

@livingmylifeatmach2

I think she's called Holly Walsh

[AMcGrath82]

Holly Walsh.

[jarvinator100]

@livingmylifeatmach2 her names Holly Walsh

[davidstem18]

@jarvinator100 dude this question was asked by someone 11 months ago, i think he's got the answer by now. like a millions times

[jarvinator100]

@davidstem18 yh and what if he hadn't

[lo2u2]

@livingmylifeatmach2 her name is Holly Walsh

[DontGoQuietly]

Her name's Zoe Walsh :)

[DontGoQuietly]

Or Holly Walsh. One of the two.

[LryicsMaster10]

I subscribed to you coz you have the best mock the week videos (or at lest most) on YOUTUBE... and i love mock the week!!! :D

[Georgeous129]

the vids only 1:32 long

[markusbob]

Hahahha. Fail @ gamingvid123

[mcsammer4]

he is good he just appeals to a niche audience

[Georgeous129]

arhritis part was amazing

[tiniclichy22]

Anyone know the series/episode this is on?

[danpayne118]

hes the canadian tim vine lol

[ildish]

1:06 best!

[pabzm1234]

lol u can tell andy is jealous.

[Henry1993bc]

spot on i was thinking the same thing, look how angry he is

[sergeantfan]

Cos Andy is an average comedian at best and Stewart Francis is 10 times better comedian than he'll ever be.

[KINGIBYM]

Yes but Stewart Francis uses the same material.

Andy is not very good.

[lyricyst]

@sergeantfan woah stewart francis is good i agree.but andy parsons is a joker,id say he's pretty decent...although he seemed a little miffed during stewarts routine i still say andy is good at what he does.way better then russel howard imo...

[yellowcougar18]

@sergeantfan He's alot better than that. I like both Andy and Stewart, and Andy has improved an awful lot since Frankie Boyle left. Without Boyle hogging the mic, he gets alot more jokes in.

[laganas2008]

I think david mitchell should replace frankie, everytime he comes on the show he's consistently funny.

[laganas2008]

@Auron710 no i meant cus frankie left the show, hugh's funny, i cudnt imagine any of them being replaced tho!

[colonelwalker]

No way, Hugh and Boyle are the only ones consistantly funny, the bald bloke is useless and the blonde feller just isnt funny, get rid of the pair of them before hugh.

[KenzoSnizzle]

I think all of the four regulars in Series 4-7 had their pros and cons about them:

Hugh seems a bit shy in the panel rounds but seems like a really nice guy, plus his improv skills are classic.

Frankie causes a huge amount of controversy, yet has received rousing audience responses with his dark humour.

Andy is very clever, does make some witty comments but he is awful at stand-up; half the time, he sounds very misleading.

Russell's material seems so surreal but he is also a bit immature.

[fannumber666z]

@KenzoSnizzle I love Frankie Boyle but i also think he does have a tendancy to hog the floor in discussions.

[muzza798]

Hugh is a legend in the stand up bit at the end. He's only second to frankie

[ambiman101]

@laganas2008 I agree, I always look out for David Mitchel on MtW, but don't replace Frankie!!! Andy Parsons perhaps methinks...

[laganas2008]

Lol now u mention it! I'm currently reading frankies book, some bits have had me in stitches! Well worth buying.

[ByTheRoots]

I agree David Mitchell is funny but the show wouldn't be the same without frankie.

[HorsemadxEmma]

@ByTheRoots I know! I miss him!

[irishguyhere123]

why doesnt he laugh ??? wat an asshole... stewart francis is a frickin genious !!! going to see him in january

[Darkstar263]

"Therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance........we'll see about that"

"Ladies I wasn't circumcised, I was circumnavigated"

LOL