Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis

[TheJulian7547]

wewt the penis song... for once its not a gay one lol

[lanphrost]

@TheJulian7547 He does talk about wanting to suck himself off. Your day has just been made a little gayer. No need to thank me.

[IAMFLOCCO]

lol lets improve our man to hand relationship

[sickburn69]

dear penis i still like you

[MetalmasterRene]

wtf is the women singing at 0:16???

[JIMMYGRIFFEN11]

@MetalmasterRene the song?

[MetalmasterRene]

@JIMMYGRIFFEN11

the last word looks like something that spells "month" or "momph". sorry for my bad english. for me it looks like she want to sing along, but doesn´t get the right words.

[asee77]

59 people dont like their penis...

[MrPrettyUnicornMan]

Lol how can he keep a straight face? xD

[TheGuyWithNoVideos2]

I now understand the realationship between my penis and i

[keeperofsouls1000]

I sang this at school for the singing competition xD

[g1montcalm1]

@keeperofsouls1000 did you won ?

[darsy212]

@keeperofsouls1000 did you won on that competition

[keeperofsouls1000]

@darsy212 YAS 8DDDD

[BASKETBALLJEZUS]

@keeperofsouls1000 lol i would do the same or else the song the day my wife met my girlfriend XD

[keeperofsouls1000]

@BASKETBALLJEZUS LOOOOOOL but I recommend you don't do that they could get mad at you very much o .o

[BASKETBALLJEZUS]

@keeperofsouls1000 nah not really i did it cus i was hungry and i was 2 lazy 2 make my own food XD

[BASKETBALLJEZUS]

@keeperofsouls1000 nah not really i did it cus i was hungry and i was 2 lazy 2 make my own food XD

[Kaaslolz]

@keeperofsouls1000 and I hope you won easily :)

[keeperofsouls1000]

@Kaaslolz Thankies ^_^ and I did! Recieved even a medal for this song cause it's about a penis and medal is about tha bravery for singing it !

[nipunapraveen]

best song ever!!!

[renegade1179]

This song is stuck in my head and I'm okay with that. Usually I'm annoyed with songs stuck in my head.

[CarlyAbbyfj560]

erm I am new here and i can be shy and nasty too

[poleeed]

deer penis

[yafi11]

I like him!!

[iMike0493]

This is easy, 55 ppl have no penis. END

[stulla0]

love da penis xD



[yvonne1346]

there no rofl reaction lol

[SneakyGhost02]

Oh and Rodney, while you're shaving, shave my balls.. LOL

[dexfan1]

reminds me ...mary had a steamboat,...like

[alexbryansk1]

Короче круто! From Russia with penis :D

[firewzard]

Hahahah dear penis i dont like you anymore

[rweerakkody4565]

America is truly the most liberated nation on the planet :D

[Roollaann]

Ladies Screaming when

they saw Rodney penis on the Stage

LOLZ ;D

[lovelybaby8991]

hrm sweet sesy doll who is not just all about the looks

[throckyone]

VERY FUNNY!!

[Xxjoeynumber1xX]

no one notices how good of a piano player bobby is

[BASKETBALLJEZUS]

@Xxjoeynumber1xX yeah true but he isn't the main act you know thats why he get less atenttion then rodney ;)

[awesomeiq]

i like his songs but i dont like his actual comedy

[GummieRazor]

He'd be better if he didnt sing dirty songs.

[pawssavesanimals]

@GummieRazor well thats the point! hes all COMEDY!!! grow some balls and get over it

[bigshermabg]

@GummieRazor he'd be unemployed if he didn't sing dirty songs

[dragonchamp100]

I NEED 1 OF THOSE TITTIES&BEER T- SHIRTS .

[broly1017]

Thumbs up for giant, inflatable, smiling penises!!!!

[WEEDMUNCHER12345]

kevin bloody wilsons so much better then this shit cunt

[beretta0440attereb]

@WEEDMUNCHER12345 shut the fuck up u idiot. dont watch it then u fuck

[boondocksaints91]

He's so freakin' adorable. And actually a great singer, I love his serious stuff as well like Camouflage & Christmas Lights.

[19972121]

@2pmeow what the fuck omg

[19972121]

2pmeow omg what the hell

[TheMarkedham]

Probably the only country song I'll ever listen to

[rcutsha1]

Hey Warren thats not exactly right I am a conservative southern baptist and this is hilarious. don't steriotype so much.

[mitchellnunez2012]

i love how people sing along XD

[dwarrren9]

49 conservative southern baptists disliked this video!

[dominicx22]

awesome made my day haha i was at that show

[loveilybabi752]

lol i'm ur Lady of Night ..and i know what u wanna get of me

[MizFluffyPomeranian]

49 people laughed so hard they missed the like button

[dvdkuhn]

49 people have ed

[cracker0x]

i bet , Rodney has a Big penis

[costybarbu]

I NEED THE INSTRUMENTAL TO SING THIS AT SCHOOL !!! Help me please!

[Terrencify]

2,420 Don't lIke thier Penis.

[alivingston2007]

@Terrencify XD

[JDH4748]

Who would dilike this song!?!?!? xD

[Ichiboy900]

I...don't even know how I found this video.

[BLACKOUTMK2]

Great voice and a hilarious comedian. Rodney FTW!

[MistaLiir]

God bless Rodney Carrington!

[MagotDj]

@MistaLiir you're right.

God bless rodney!

[aleighachan]

I like his voice :D

[superquesnelle]

49 people better be female if your a dude you dont have a penis or your man to hand relationship

[LostWastelander]

lols as hell a couple singing this together

[LostWastelander]

awesome and most spectacular song. also is it me or when rodney plays his guitar where he is like hitting the snare he sticks his middle finger up every time. try to focus on it. looks kinda funny.

[farhadrezaeiphd]

Awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!

[browndylan1]

Oh, and dear rodney when your shavin' shave my balls

[HoLiSt3R19]

Lol he's funny but I like my penus always BECAUSE IT PRODUCES OH YEAAHHH

[b3poj2d2]

no where as funny as rodney but check out penis comes home,by dr dj psycho

[siradmiralbanana]

The fuck.

[RedSoxFan264]

ahahahaha giant inflatable penis to his right

[wackyboy4444]

I love it how couples are singing this together

[YotubeGeekOk]

You put me places ive never been befor LMAO

[mrenergydrink96]

hillarious :D

[trollking187]

WHY DOES HE NEED A PAPER TOWEL ANYWAY?

[bananabrian121]

@trollking187 to clean up afterwards?!!?

[hristijank2]

@trollking187 or cum on it so he wont have to wipe aferwards xD

[MrMadMungo]

"If we put our heads together"... How do I have to understand this?^^

[TheFREEchallengelobb]

everbody must get drunk and watch the vid is funny

[MetalMania666Pantera]

@staticro19 no the people who disliked this weren't girls. just people with erectile dysfunction.

[MetalMania666Pantera]

wow. why would u dislike this video.

[staticro19]

44 people are girls!:p

[NoMoreKG]

THIS SONG IS HILARIOUS!!! HOW CAN YOU NOT SMILE OR ROFL!!! WHEN SEEING THIS VIDEO!!!

[thelastwilddude00]

ha rodneys penis wouldent wake up

[Tamerwn]

44 cant talk to their penis !

[TheQTie1]

Who asked themselves wy they clocked this when the song began?!?!?!?! O_O

[MrScottieify]

daddy, can my penis sing?

[lightningbolt99999]

"If we put our heads together" I think that's physically impossible unless you have no backbone! xD

[lightningbolt99999]

This is the only country song I can listen to :P

[timmy13ize]

So funny...

[chaszillanator]

41 people's penises left

[darkwatch127]

41 people doesnt likr there penises anymore XD

[COZYTW]

Notice the inflatable penis on stage right rising up inconspicuously. XD

[dham99]

only Rodney Carrington could have two large penises next to him on a stage while he sings to his penis, and not be gay...

[kiriqka13]

41 ppl are women :(.



[borninhel1]

@kiriqka13 women aren't people

[TheSasukelover33]

haha LOL know wonder mirango liked this 

[MegaRacingking]

Ive got a whole album of his shows on my comp.

[delsol9874]

GOD DAM HICKS!!!!!

[EatMyTrousers]

Sorry, but he's not great on guitar. Thumbs up though (y)

[geoffcorc88]

wats wrong wit him

[phongv]

41 ppl have inactive penises =))

[angelcatastrophe]

he's so cute

[jackpotter123]

oh and Rodney while you're shaving shave my balls

[adjsr]

Bitties and Teer.!



[billtangney]

A true classic

[blueterrior]

this is disturbing...and im drunk...that says something

[codenamecordon]

:O wtf? 0:14-0:18 there's a chick singing along! I dunno what u guys think, but I think that's a shemale right there!

P.S: you know the drill, if u think alike, thumbs up!

[toxicgucci]

@codenamecordon THATS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING SHIT I EVER HEARD HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[codenamecordon]

@toxicgucci I'm glad to hear that, sir :D

[emounin]

loved that heh....

[MirokuThePervert69]

I dedicate this song to pikachu (my penis)

[mrlevigihring]

i saw this guy live and i was singing the whole song and my friend was right by me and he was looking down and singing it and i ask him if he was singing to his little friend

[cyberguy4]

that was quite disturbing but lol

[sexiswaggaable]

my fav. country music <3

[12NiBer12]

he's bad

[1998darragh]

@12NiBer12 ye i know the 1 with the two teenagers is well better

[1998darragh]

@12NiBer12 ye i know the 1 with the two teenagers is well better dr jay n easy lee

[CutiiEdieaa926]

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[2pmeow]

i need one of those inflatable penises

[engine2151]

@2pmeow wtf????????

[bigfoot321]

@2pmeow oh shit thats a big vag

[DJEZDick420]

@2pmeow naw just hmu and bend over

[Alilrebelchick]

@2pmeow lol, I'm sorry!

[BASKETBALLJEZUS]

@2pmeow ask 1 4 your b day or 4 x mas :p

[darkseer100]

0:15 she is singing...SHEMALE!!!

[GAborn80]

HAHAHAHAHA

[Dougie159951]

34 people cant get a grib on there man to hand relationship

[BIKEWITHNOHANDELBARS]

@Dougie159951 its 37 now

[death2160]

@Dougie159951 and what if they are women??

[rursch2rocks]

@death2160 Then we say take their smelly vagina somewhere else >:)

[Jassie411]

@Dougie159951 1 person can't spell grip >.>

[CrissBCNB]

@Dougie159951 hahaha

[CrissBCNB]

@Dougie159951 hahaha

[extremeTHE1]

@Dougie159951 that was a good one ;P

[EtyleN]

@Dougie159951 more like "man to third nipple relationship"

[lbg6664]

What The Heck 34 persons Dosent Like Their Penis ... They Probably Dont Have Any ,,,xD

[TheAnakin1807]

lol :D

[Trillios]

33 people dont like their penis

[Rebelmid09]

how doesnt he laugh??

[UMGMentor]

32 retards

[winnipegdiver]

32 people that wouldn't know funny if it kick them in the Balls

[wweHBK1993]

32 noobs

[KiskNeistrauk]

21 dont like wtf? :D

[boxcarwillie1982]

does anyone know where to find the lyrics and guitar chords?

[YouveBeenKicked]

0:22 Makes this seem like a redneck hymn :)

[RelyttyleR45]

Whats with the penises o the stage XD!!

[K1MiQt]

LOlOLOLOL flabergaster fail

[ldeuel2008]

fucking hilarious

[fernando24680]

this is in SF

[oOThund3rBoyOo]

@fernando24680 actually in Dallas, Texas

[nerdsmiles]

best set ever.

[sugar101kisses123]

THUMBS UP FOR THE BLOW UP PENISES!!!!!!!! LAWL !!!

[theultimatecaz]

32 People Either have no Sense of humour or have not got a Penis to Like lol :D

[FluFFynor]

watch his hand hi play the guitar whit at 0:10 :P "FUCK YOU"

[imbarisaxy]

too bad this isnt about deer penis:(

[OZDE32]

@imbarisaxy it is

[KonfusedMind]

this shit is funny as hell man ! :)) love`it 

[Mijauvbabe]

Hahaha.. Brilliant :D

[Shaydaria]

Typical Male!

-Shay

[skaf1950]

@Shaydaria get out

[Shaydaria]

Anyone else see the two dicks at the edges of the stage? cuz I DID! They were perdy big too. LOL

-Shay

[Asgar16926]

@Shaydaria What a dick!