Japanese Crawling Robot

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12V battery...

[OtonaGorilla]

これは日本人がジョークで作ったロボットでしょ。

普通に面白いと思うんだけど、何で韓国とか言ってるのかな？

技術と金をかけて馬鹿らしい事しちゃう日本が文明的で好きだ。

[kiyoshilee]

This is not crawling. this is disabled robot!

[zohsun]

Korean Japanese?

[shawnmccori]

MMM my food lizard meat. Were are the potatoes.

[TK931112]

本当に日本人だろうか？これを平気で出来るのはJapanese­ korian だと思うが。

[UsernameYouSelected]

oh...

What is the purpose...

[onitaro]

Poor suit.

[songsforeveryone]

yeah, Japanese are robots for social machine.

[isoroku1223]

oh…

[JOE126ful]

Why the FUCKING SHIT go build this kind of robot for?! I just don't understand this stupidity man!!!!!!!!!!

[Entwenty]

If i dod this would i get such attention?!

[SquirrelVEVO]

The funny thing is people are walking behind it like they don't care. This must be normal in Japan. XD

[BlueJayKing]

@SquirrelVEVO lol that's Australia not Japan XD

[SquirrelVEVO]

@BlueJayKing THEY LIED TO ME?! (reads description) Oh.  AUSTRALIA!

[BBsgalore]

Thumbs up if you noticed this on Adult Swim

[xsuperdrew]

"crawling is the soldiers motion in the butterfield"

[ChadRoblox]

i think i just learned what happens when u donate ur body to science

[BUGBUSTERss]

aw man its leg doesn't move ...

[burn435353]

what the fuck japan, seriously?

[SimBoy48]

1:16, the robots face looks so happy at what the nurse is doing.

[animalnt]

1:03 made me laugh

[gansta959]

someone revive him! i'll cover you!! just let me upgrade my thundergun!

[crosseyed55]

adult swim brought me here.

[suflokpldasdf]

1:37

I laughed so hard!

[UrNewsForecastDaily]

if the robot was in my house, blue, had wide eyes, long black hair, a white dress, and was about...15 years old, i would shout,"OMG DA GRUDGE!!!!" shoot it in the face and run like hell

[SMGJohn]

LOLWUT!

[AlicexJuliusxx]

I want to put that in my school XD

[21centuryg]

gosh i hope they're getting lots of data from this

[rodjyap]

the robot is sayin "toilet...where's the toilet...urghh crapp"

[TheTaylos]

3rd world war... ALOT of these is in the attack o.O!

[oOliebwargesternOo]

loled at the guy trying to give him food xD1:37

[motorruben]

yeee japs, that robot is incredible usefull for the planet!

-.-

[TheAngelofdoom22]

if you crawl like that in japan a nurse will cut open your ass and change your battery!

[zeziman]

seeing the nurse makes me wanna watch japanese porn

[accountnumuno]

the creator must be a cod addicted

[batSkull22]

Pretty creepy if you don't know what it is...

[Chrisx092]

Kids...this is what drugs do to you

[haoliver1]

@Chrisx092 this is a faily attempt to make a funny comment

[Chrisx092]

@haoliver1 No seriously...this is what it does to you i was up at 3 am naked doing this in the street because i was on over 6 drugs at once

[StudioGhibliFreak1]

@Chrisx092 Science, computers, Androids! THIS IS ROBOTICS!

[MrTeckman01]

i would sit on its back with a wip and look at ppls reactions lol

[CountryStrong0805]

why?? what is the purpose?

[TheDullahan]

@CountryStrong0805 Did you even pay attention to the video?

[exxod255]

What is this.... I don't even....... ಠ_ಠ

[enilorac8181]

well this is just creepy.... 

[TehJamsiJK]

i swear to god japan will cause the death of the earth, building a killer robot.

[TheDullahan]

@TehJamsiJK Actually, that's America. America builds the good robots. Kind of a hard mistake to make...

[EATABAGOFHELL]

It needs is to be modified so that it can slowly rotate its head around 360 degrees while emitting a high pitched insect-like chittering noise from its mouth. And then it needs to be set up in a dark abandoned alleyway somewhere an unsuspecting drunk hobo can stumble across it late one moonless night. Also there need to be hidden cameras.

[comedywestcoast]

japanese people are fucking weird and they think its normal hahahahahaha jk im not racist but still

[lonla1]

What's the point of it XD

[candyapplecarnage]

japanese people do the weirdest things

[zverioniw2]

is he just got raped? O.O

[patat50]

#FAIL

[demonbuddah]

lol they should totally make a Rick James model "shoulda never gave you #iggas money!"

[Flacksh0t]

the only moving things are it's arm .....

[matiauka1]

i wonder why no one kicked it.

[curlylockproductions]

wtf

[PikKirby]

Why... WHY JAPAN... WHY?!?!?

[therockerguy27]

lol,the batteries are in the butt

[picsmics4]

JAPAN

[ArmenOfTheNorth]

wow, that's totally pointless

[djfunkychicken]

seriously.. WTF

[laurensrsti]

It's a Japanese vehicle, you stand or sit on it and you don't even have to walk ! :D

[paulolivares21]

now how in the hell is that thing going to help the world????

[pipmdirector]

anyone play nazi zombies?

[ShanaeEskimoFace]

and the point of this is? lol

[noobertification]

@ShanaeEskimoFace point is that people can make a crawling robot.

[charlesmb81]

they should have dressed him like a zombie, it would make more since then. he could just keep saying... brains! i need brains! He may be the control in one man special olympics race.

[charlesmb81]

they should have dressed him like a zombie, it would make more since then. he could just keep saying... brains! i need brains!

[aj508746]

ive seen some pretty useless shit in my life..but......

[Nikko3001]

Crawl*

[Nikko3001]

Dont let it craw off the stretcer :)

[battleboy777]

Banksy's behind this. I know it. 

[bloodylutte]

what the of the crawling?

[HCTxTekno]

what is the point of this? i could do the same thing

[smeshk]

i feel dirty watching the nurse puting screwdriver in his ass

[Gauntletbloggs]

Finally, just what we needed, a robot to do all the crawling for us. I am sick to death of having to do my weekly crawl, now i can buy a robot to do it for me.

[Klanler]

Only in Japan. Though, that's not exactly a bad thing. XD

[kikki55422]

This looks like a documentary of a pedophile.

Or at least the begging anyway.

[sydneyrubbert]

AAAAAHH FREAKKY (why is he going bald???)

[horsey983]

that guy tried to feed it

[gwynn60]

i would KICK it so god DAMN hard

[StraightUpBitchs]

that is creepy! Why would you need that?

[Brillan8]

damn plastic!

[itsdinoroar]

This is the kind of thing that gives my eye its twitch.

[vietman90210]

i love how everyone starting is just like WHAT THE FFUUU?!?

[mubzy0vali]

If I saw that I would kick it

[danthecat21]

what the fuck is the point

[s2032017]

Oh...he looks just like my grandpa.

[silverwolfpacora]

YOU KILL IT....WITH FIRE!

[TeleporterM11]

Guys remember the line from LORDS OF THE RINGS. Build me an army worthy of Mordor.

[TeleporterM11]

I cant wait to get my hands on them. I will reprogram them so quickly...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm­mm

[dharmanova]

For a second I thought she was going to change it's diaper  :-)

[marchintherain]

悪趣味・・・

[lThellRockl]

they're not taking photos of the robot... they're taking photos of her panties! Bastards! :P

[VacuumSPP]

Japanaese are fucking WEIRD.

[ZAPundisputed]

Seems like it doesn't do crap to me...and its kind of creepy.

[billybobjoejr1010]

I'm sorry, but what would you really need that for?

[00DrCRazy00]

omg xD the robot looks like its enjoying its self while she is doing that 1:16

[xoxoTorisaurus]

haha i LOVE the robot's boxers :D

[RyuMSEA]

He's so happy. Women touching butts

[mklklr]

This guy clearly has balls of steel!

[jjordan89481]

He has cheeks of steel.

[TheAlexagius]

need to get to the office, lost use of legs....

[oqal]

1:02 dude check out that Ass on this one 

[kenziefc]

that's not a robot that's my grandpa!!

[LelouchOfBritannia]

Look at 1:03, that smiling bastard's enjoying it.

[Lordmark1234]

hard day at the office...

[lorrymanless]

the robot got mole in his ass!

[TENJINable]

日本のお父さんは頑張ってます。

[LhamoEx]

Thumbs up for the green smiley faced boxers

[Loveyashannainai]

haha wierd

[choi4816]

I hope that nurse is getting paid overtime for that job!

[Calilifestyle89]

I think shes going to suck his dick!

[PatrickStumpBeast]

Clearly this poor man is a survivor of a Godzilla attack! D:

[littlelucifer69]

Reminds me of myself when I'm piss drunk.

[DSDshenanigans]

It looks so real. I want one.

[Rangel316]

it would be funny if she pull out a shit out of his ass

[RainbowPens]

That's pretty damn creepy. 

[paradigmswifter]

That should've been a zombie. Imagine it crawling towards you to bite your leg

[SushiMaster82]

I can imagine 007 music playing.

[Griffith181]

lol

This robot only goes in 1 direction

[SouthPark166]

oh please put him in a japaneese war uniform and bring it washington D.C

[Reptiphile]

Thats terrifying lol :P

[S0lidState]

Must be New York, look at all the non-Americans in the crowd.

[panmandan]

w..t..f...

[animefan4eva2]

Only in japan...

[Kokoro12Tsuki]

what's the point of creating this robot... ?

[Spacemonkeymojo]

Anal probe 0:50

[jesse0691]

they should make robot hookers.... im just saying

[S0lidState]

,,they already have, Japanese sex dolls, they have different type vaginas for each man's preference.

[xXCutiepieAngel20Xx]

lol 1:01 man picking his nose :P

[surfacenuisance99]

1:01 0_o

[surfacenuisance99]

...creepy...

[MetalFluffyNinja1]

I don't care what this thing symbolizes....it's retarded.

[mintkendishin]

so thats all it does?

[blueJgrrl]

Time to change your diaper--err, battery! Who's a cute lil businessman? You are!

[TheSgtkim]

OHm this guy was staring through my 5 year old sister's bedroom window last night!

[DornachVictory]

The Japanese take their sex toys seriously.

[JDIZZLE3171]

he crawls because he broke thats why she fixed him but he was still broke

[JDIZZLE3171]

Hmm it was funny how she tryed to help him up but eneded up revealing his tushy. That it why he is so serious.

[r3ini]

Wow. I don't know what to say...

[SweetoBoyee]

did she.... omg... she just unscrewed his butt... =D

[narutorasengan162]

that is so fcking creepy!!!!! at least you dont have to worry about it taking over the world........and what up with tht blond chick? 1:50 how stupid is she this has nothing to do with Japanese culture and i guess there like soldiers a little cuz they have to get through the streets and junk.

[Tappettava]

@narutorasengan162

Well what else would you expect from someone who is sopposed to be in the kitchen?

[narutorasengan162]

@Tappettava lmao nicee sooooo sooooo true!

[narutorasengan162]

that is so fcking creepy!!!!! at least you dont have to worry about it taking over the world........

[Seanze329]

Of course all of the hardware is in its ass.

[MasterXHunterSaitan]

@Seanze329 Only Japan

[saufdichweg]

Didn't anybody learn from I-Robot? xD

[frialler2]

Like the ending of terminator 1...

[sunhuts]

KILL IT FUCKING KILL IT!

[mrShadowpuppet18]

at first i thought it was a cripple

[deogrou]

Would be even more epic if the legs moved too :D

[camprockaz]

oh my gosh this is so frikken funny, i laughed so hard i cried

[sweetchunks22]

they should make his legs move. the bottom half looks dead.

[MurlocAintGood]

Only in Japan

[GayPride691]

O__O JAPANESE BUSINESS MAN GRUDGE!

[charger7745]

This is very strange

[ll8520ll]

9/11 tribute?

[goddessnoire]

THE GRUDGE!

[KemoSTL]

new sex toy

[FlushieJohnson]

1:50 girl in red has big knockers

[greenmileofcurry]

SNAKE!!!

[birmingham1010]

This is so cool..

[tejla3]

in 2 years the first porn robot will come out.

[abbazin102]

At 0:48 I was like wtf is she doing! *.*

[cutiebell100]

it looks real! and creepy

[otters72]

@JesusChristRulesYOU You've gotta stop scanning youtube and commenting on every robot video you find, then pasting in the same naive and narrow perspective. I hate to tell you, but people just don't care about your desperate pleas for attention.

[otters72]

lol at the hot "robot nurse" outfit

[TheWarmhole]

its not creepy at all..a lil disturbing maybe

[Hightower2804TP]

SNAKE ! YOUR OCTO CAMO SUIT GOT BROKEN !!!

[kotteb]

its SNAKE!!! xD(joking)

[TwilightSpeaker]

@JesusChristRulesYOU ....LOL, you are a crack pot with mental issues, and you just made my day with your idiotic comment. LMAO!!! and btw it's not China, it's Japan...duhh!! Learn more about the world instead of preaching that we should kill a nation for making robots. Get a life!

[BlueRealta]

@JesusChristRulesYOU

What era are you from that you think scientific research and technology is sorcery, or that robots count as life? ._.

[sanji572]

Oh yeah,put the batteries in the ass and it's all good to go kids!

[zaqwedcxszxcvbnm]

lol its like the next thing you know that is a real person that cant talk and is begging for help.