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  • What do you cal 100 niggers on the moon? A problem.

    What do you call 1000 niggers on the moon? A problem

    What do you call every nigger on earth on the moon? Problem solved.

  • 1:43 best one

  • wat is this show called?

  • What was so bad about the last one? I dont get offended by racial jokes, I think i've heard enough to be desensitized, but how was the last one soo much worse than the others that they all got quiet.

  • Y r black peoples soo tall?

    Cuz their knee grows!

  • Y r black peoples soo tall?

    Cuz their knee grows!

  • What do you call 2 black people in a sleeping bag??? A twix

  • Rest in peace Mac man

  • anyone on here know any jokes like those? lol

  • nigger jokes are racist. lets stop the hate.

  • @ad1997 don't act like black people don't talk shit about other races, as well. c'mon now... lets be real.

  • The look on Bernie Mac's face @ 0:41 is priceless!!!

  • @bigchilli84 the angry father look, priceless

  • YOU SYMBOLIZE HOPE

  • i miss bernie mac :'/

  • ahahhahaha I laught so much and im black! lol There's a difference between race jokes and being racist :)

  • We miss you Bernie Mack, rest in peace!

  • What did he say in 0:25 ?? i cant undestand :S

  • @eljessuso

    Afroturf.

  • Ashton: Ok now what are three things black people can't get?

    Everybody else: What!? *laughing*

    Ashton: A black eye, a fat lip and a job. *laughs awkwardly*

    Grandpa: ........................I TELL I GONNA KICK THIS BOYS ASS!

    Guess Who - F****** Histerical !!!!!!!

  • BURN!!!!!!!

  • Why did you clip something out at 1:08

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  • wait, i didnt hear the first two things

    1. a black guy ?

    2. fat something?

    3.job

  • @fullfist A black eye, a fat lip, and a job

  • @fullfist Fat lip 

  • lol im racist to everyone even my own race "white people" i wouldant discriminate anyone for their race but i just find jokes and stereotypes too funny XD

  • I'm so nervous for him .

  • GO ASHTON KUTCHER...THE JOB ONE WAS THE BEST. 3 THINGS A BLACK MAN CANT GET!!! HAHAHAHAH

  • What do you call an all black abortion clinic......Crime Stoppers.

  • @BiggDave18 lol thats hilarious!

  • @BiggDave18

    Yeah your mum should'v gone to the abortion clinic when she was pregnant with you ;)

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  • @BiggDave18

    haha away you go n take a dick in your ass you faggot ;)

  • @FlomotionOfficial LoL yeah great retort you stupid piece of ghetto inbred shit. You've just confirmed the stereotype of the stupid black person. It's only a matter of time until your in jail taking in the ass....and that will probably remind you of the times your dad raped you as a kid. :)

  • @BiggDave18

    lmfao, dude, i'm not gonna argue over youtube, your clearly a racist pussy, where you from ? i BEG you to please say that shit to my face hahaha real talk, a'l pay your travel expenses. your just jealous because black people get somewhere in life while you sit n blame your shit job n lack of qualifications on "immigrants". Dude, if your not gonna be a man n come say that shit to my face... be gone, go back to your room, crawl in a little corner there and just die :).

  • @FlomotionOfficial LOL your such a stupid nigger that you dont know when your being a hypocrite. Call me ignorant yet start talking nonsense about being a faggot,such up you little pussy. Like Chris Rock said "I love black people but I hate Niggers". I like black people but its worthless internet gangster niggers like you that I hate. Starting shit on the internet like a bitch, if we met face to face I would do society a favor knock you the fuck out and stop you talking shit like a coward.

  • @FlomotionOfficial You won't talk shit to my face because your an ignorant internet coward that can only talk shit from your room with your 5 brothers and 4 sisters sleeping in one room because your failure parents won't work. I'm sitting on my degree in ancient history with offers to start a career up to £65K while you'll be mopping floors. I'd tell you to go kill yourself but that would be futile because it's only a matter of time until your contract AIDS from your mums heroine syringe.

  • @BiggDave18

    ZzzzZ, i must say, people like you amaze me :), such ignorance, you have a degree, yet you seem so uneducated. Dude, i'm from UK, please pay me a visit, until then, good day to you sir! :)

  • @FlomotionOfficial Alright you stupid nigger I'm getting bored of you now. I didn't read your last comment and I am going to block you and not listen to anymore of your stupid nigger comments. I have no more time to waste on a stupid nigger. Good riddance you internet gangster retard, and go kill your uneducated nigger ass. Oh and you're an ugly son of a bitch too :D

  • @BiggDave18 did you know that whites started AIDS and they went 2 Africa to spread it those white hoes i hate white people and by the way there are whites cleaners(low lives) haven't you seen those who work for p.diddy

  • @mrsdigale I'm not going to be goaded into an argument with a middle-aged woman, and if you are genuinely 41 than you are very sad and ignorant old woman. I will now terminate this rather brief discourse, good riddance low life.

  • @BiggDave18

    n btw, funny you should call me "stupid" n "inbred", while i'm sitting with a university degree in "electronic engineering" and got career offers to start on a salary of "£42k-£50k" a year, enjoy your life of ignorance n racial hatred ;).

  • "Why I gotta be a hoe?!"

  • Racist people confuse me,...you really have to blame others for how your life turns out and the problems in the world,..I hate to break it to you but all people have blood in their veins,..grow up and realize that hating others is a way for you to deflect the pain you feel because of when you truely look at yourself you dont like what you see.

  • why did the nigger carry a piece of shit in his wallet? ............... for ID!

  • Ok white girls are easy, cheap and shameless. Last time i looked it was niggers that started aids by fucking monkeys in Africa. Oh and niggers that think it's cool to sell crack to there whole community,

  • @buster560 actually that theory has been completely rejected by the scientific community. So no, the "niggers" did not "start aids by fucking monkeys"

  • Bernie Mac is just waiting to punch him hahahah

  • why dont yall jus shut the hell up and love all women @realblackxxxx nd @buster560 yu dick heads

  • rip bernie!!!

  • i know some black people jokes but should post any? im not sure lol its all in good fun most of the black jokes i heard were from black people i know

  • it's funny cuz hoe saldana is sellout dirty white men's whore in real life too!

  • @realblackxxxx So niggers can fuck every white girl that comes there way but as soon as a black woman gets with a white man shes a sellout!

    Shes mixed race anyway you fool. No black woman is that hot, thats why you all fuck white girls!

  • @buster560 yea she half crakkker but she call herself "black" just like most of white pigs do, so wtf is wrong with her!! lol and we dont want your ugly white b'tches, your women want us! go f'ck these dirty self-hating sellout n!ggers wh0res/h0es but tell em stay with you, because we dont want them after your lil pig slave master d'ck! ugly racist crakkka!

  • @buster560 Actually, it's coz white girls are easier, cheaper and shameless. Correct me if you think I'm wrong as I can't stand all the coward racist lowlives on the net, on youtube

  • Why were there no black guys in the flitstones?

    CAUSE THEY WERE STILL MONKEYS!

  • @organtheif Why got to talk about my people that man

  • @organtheif youtube.com/watch?v=8Vh6AyMhND­E

  • @organtheif whats the difference between a dog and a white person..? nothing.. when wet they both smell the same..EXCEPT ONE CARRIES FLEAS AND THE OTHER CARRIES LICE..!

  • why do they get pissed off all of the sudden at the last joke?

  • @theboredman1 cuz he's implying that blacks cant get jobs but its just a joke so.....

  • chuck norris is so straight he makes jeffrey star look straight

  • what movie is this from 

  • Joke why 4/10 black population are in jail because all black ppl think their gangsters

  • What does a nigger get when she has a abortion ? A $500 check from crime stoppers.

  • I felt like I was watching "Press Your Luck!" and Ashton was just asking to get a Whammy.

  • had to tell that one kittkatt.....I`m an equal opportunity arsehole...I hate everybody.

  • a busload of canadians went over a cliff.The farmer told the sheriff"I buried them all".The sheriff said"are you sure they were all dead"?The farmer said"a few of them said they werent...but you know what lying bastards those canadians are".

  • the only reason coons stink is so blind people can hate the black cunts.

  • lmfaoooo.

  • black people can make joke about other race,but when other race make jokes about black people the wanna fight and cry like lil bitches lol.

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  • haha, the afro turf one was cute :)

  • I dont really get why the last one was so much more offensive than the others.

  • @Adam1804 Very simple. Its not a joke, its real!!!  A black man cant have a black eye, a fat lip and yes they do suffer when it comes to employment. It depicts black people getting beaten up, and Ive seen on afew occasions on tv, black youth who resort to theft, drug trafficking, as they cant find employment.

  • @Adam1804 cuz the last one is actually racist....

  • @Adam1804 adam you little bastard

  • they put fluff in pill bottles to remind the niggers that before they were drug dealers they picked cotton.

  • @farkennel1 HAHAHAH. Omgeee!

  • @KittKatt97 glad you liked it kittKatt......wish I could take the credit but I cant....some drug dealing wetback told me....gotta love them spicks.

  • lol ashton is so cute .

  • "Knock knock"

    "who's there?"

    "FUCK THE NIGGERS!"

  • @mattshane Talking big shit, huh pinkie?

  • @Chunkylove84 calm down man it was just a joke.

  • @mattshane You calm down.

  • @Chunkylove84 Nah mother fucker you sit your nigger ass down and listen here. You need to start tucking your dick between your legs so people think your a bitch and I don't kick your ass. So you calm down motherfucker.

  • Why did so many American black soldiers die in Vietnam? Because when the sergeant would yell, "Get down!," they all left their foxholes and started dancing. Hee hee. :-)

  • Bernie's jokes you gotta love him

  • what you call 500 niggers in a field? the good old days

  • @happyhun1690 wat do u call 500 white people on welfare, dumb white trash, bitch!!!

  • R.I.P. Bernie Mac -.-

  • "Ima kick this boys ASS!"

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  • i didn't know colin powell was in this...

  • hehe haha thats all it is

  • i love it when bernie's like, "Thay was pretty good."

  • @christentze *that. don't eat and type. saves lives.

  • Lmao, the movie kinda sucked but this scene cracked me the hell up..

    What do you say to a black man in a 3 piece suit?

    WILL THE DEFENDANT PLEASE RISE?

  • why are black people afraid of chainsaws? cus it goes die-nigga-nigga-nigga

  • Why does black people have nightmares? Because the last one there had a dream, got shot.

  • Imma kick this boys ass lol

  • @GameOf2Halves Stop it. I am laughing too much.

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  • my girlfriend said,''can u sprinkle some CRACKERS in my soup''lol..i said why..''bcuz i am sick!''..sick of what? ''sick of honks...ITS JUST A JOKE PEOPLE..YEA RIGHT

  • Oh come on. Black people created many racist jokes about white people. i was in USA and realized that Black people are no less haters. Plus all these things like "white can't sing", 'white can't dance" etc - so fucking annoying

  • no jobs

  • LOL. These jokes were funny as hell. I've used them and I'm black!

  • Lol i wish I had an afro. Dammit

  • I better not go through the same thing when I get my first black girlfriend.

  • @MARKLStudios You will believe me ¬_¬

  • Why are black people so good at basketball?

    Cause they can shoot, steal and score!

  • hee hee ha ha, i lost my apetite.

  • this is almost impossible to watch for white people!!!

  • @zanishah black people to cause i knew he was gonna say something that one of the jokes were gonna be to much

  • Funnyy how dude knew all the black jokes but never offered one about white folks.

  • @juan5557903 lol

  • omg ashton kutcher and zoe saldana look sooo good together

  • OMG MISS YOU BERNIE MAC

  • The silence he got after he said "a job" was hilarious

    the rest of the vid sucked tho

  • wats the deal with white trash, ouch that really hurt

  • Damn at 2:19 I was scared that he was going to take his shotgun out and blow his brains out. I love Bernie Mac

  • awkwaaarrrddd

  • i didnt like the last part it was really racist and didnt make sense black people do work by rapping lol

  • @juan5557903 whitie trash

  • lol poor ashton that would be so awkward

  • What do you call a black preist?

    Holy shit Hahahahhaaha

  • LOL I hate how black people get so offensive off of stupid things LOL.

  • @eddiegetsbuff If you were black you'd understand. Most white people are racist and most of the time,it's a white man who is in charge.So it makes getting a job really fucking hard for us.If we want to get employed by the rich white man,we have to look perfect(perfect skin,perfect haircut,perfect eyes,perfect suit,etc.)and talk with a white accent on top of all that. Anything short of that and we're fucked.

  • @DJFAMDaniel Oh don't give that shit. I'm Arab at at the moment I am just as hated as you. "Most white people are racist." That's a racist statement in itself.

  • @eddiegetsbuff i was not offended, im black

  • @purpleluckystar your cool then.

  • What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

    A pilot, you frikkin' racist!

  • @ZachValkyrie How about a really "fly" guy?

  • @ZachValkyrie lmfao yep goodone!!

  • thre were a black man, an asian, a white man and a hispanic man on a mountain.

    the asian says "this is for my people" and jumps off the cliff.

    the asian says "this is for my people" and jumps off the cliff

    the black man also says "this is for my people" and grabs the white man and throws him off the cliff

  • @MrObame there were two asians?

  • @MrObame classic!

  • @MrObame michael collier ripoff

  • @MrObame how does the asian man jump twice?

  • @letsrideforchrist haven't you seen Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon? They have the flying all worked out.

  • @MrObame im black and that was joooookes!

  • @MrObame ...cuz the Asian guys have worked out how to fly (like Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon) that they could jump off the cliff twice, right? ;)

  • @MrObame lol...i 4get where that  was from

  • @PhoenixEdwards  comedian micheal collier was i heard it from....youtube it..

  • @MrObame How did the asian survive the first fall and jump off the mountain again?

  • @undisputed4life lol...your silly..

  • @TheBsheep Well if asians have some kind of super power that gives them enough health to survive two falls from a cliff then it's safe to say that asians will take over the world.

  • who ever thought of making this movie sucks ass and bernie mac was never funny he sucks

  • Bernie Mac I miss you so much brother, WE LOST A GREAT COMEDIAN :'(

  • haha awesome

  • I like when everyone is racist. Takes all the guesswork out of it.

  • you know y white people wear black costumes - to protect white sking

  • @juan5557903 lol

  • imma kick this boys azz

  • @EndraLuv What do you call a bunch of White people falling off a plane? "Oh, look pieces of bird shit!".

  • @Shockheadd45 lmao

  • @EndraLuv Haha thanks.

    What do you call a bunch of fat KKK, members killed in a farm?

  • @Shockheadd45 idk

  • @EndraLuv A slaughterhouse.

  • @Shockheadd45 ohh wow lol

  • @EndraLuv Yeah, White jokes are actually really easy to make if you use the right things that go against them.

  • @Shockheadd45 ain't it doe !!

  • @EndraLuv Yeah, definitely.

    Sometimes I am sick of Black racial jokes, especially when it happens frequently, and it's not funny no more, lol.

  • @Shockheadd45 me too

  • @Shockheadd45

    Heaven.

  • @downtownmcgee Lol, is this a reply to my "White people fallen off of a plane joke"?

  • @Shockheadd45 OMg lol hahaha

  • @juan5557903 lol

  • Yeah, he went on too long. It was bound to happen.

  • uh-oh everybody got silenced over the last joke. lol

  • Y r black men so tall...?

    Bcuz his negrows (knee grows)

    Yh ino it's not dat gd xD

  • you ever take a rib away from a black guy?