Eddie Murphy **RAW** Part 3

[devore504]

How he know she didn't write jokes or something

[TheKumarAmy]

He is abusing. Don't anyone think about it ?

[devore504]

@TheKumarAmy ?

[meggoldnight]

9:15 Beyonce was watching and got the idea for single ladies and put a ring on it

[vandals989]

stupid cockeye bitch!

[vandals989]

lemme get this right...your getting a burning sensation when y ou urinate? no...fire shoot out my dick..

[Jvideos550]

9:15 - The invention of "If you like it then you should've put a ring on it"

[honeegrrl]

2 people should have a coke and a smile and shut the f-ck up.

[BIGDADDYF50]

KOBE BRYANT AHAHAHAH

perfect example

[vobov]

KOBE,...HALF hahaha

[rachelfrench1992]

9:16 If you liked it you shoulda put a ring on it!

[UseY0urHead]

6:52 priceless expression

[FabiotheTurtle]

As the video was loading, Firefox tells you the URL. I swear I saw yunocookie.

I totally agree. Y U NO COOKIE?!

[Ravenite1]

EDDIE MURPHY IS THE BEST!

[barkpeeler2000]

eddie changed the world with one word, HALF! LOL

[Team15Jake]

two people ain't got no pussy control...they can't speak, only dislike

[jokermun]

i agree if you and your partner earn and build up a fortune, and it doesn't work out, of course said partner deserves half...

[eliselillebostad]

You may speak.

[FamousMovieScenes09]

Ima be where am at!

Gets me everytime lool

[xNEGROxDOMUSx]

"No pussy is worth $150 million.......No pussy"

[daggakid90]

eddie had me stitches lmao

[marcoy145]

loool i'd like to meet some pussy like that, put the shit on layaway

[briafunnyvids]

@marcoy145 boyyyy to funny got me rollin

[BoredOfFakeTalents]

"If you had 5 dollas and had to give someone 2.50, you'd be upset."

[kugashira101]

LMAO @ the look on Eddie's face at 6:55 That's the look of man who believes he just made a great offer.

[ohhyouwereserious]

1 person would take half

[DAV1EBOYEE510]

the ends are meetin like a muthafucka....lmao

[Zares28]

I was born in '87 Now I know where all my cool went. Eddie Murphy hogged it all

[NickTravis25]

RASPUTIA LINES ALL DAY! 

[PuffSmelly]

eddie murphy is fuckin brilliant

[3912James]

Murphy: Now Money And Love Do Not Mix.

Woman in the audience: WE DON'T CARE!!!!

[3912James]

8:54....Beyonce and Martin (in that "Homeo and Juiliet) episode stole this skit.

[mrman3810]

all you have to do when you marry a man with 300 million is fuck your husband lol

[MFDuggan]

'You marry a man with 300million dollars... The ends are meeting like a motherfucker!'

[00SyIar00]

1 person lost half!

[hudabilhuda]

OUCH!!!!! 50%!!!

[DoNiATuRnEr39]

Eddie is the best..lmao!! !:)

[mikoyano]

I was like " uhum.. true that" all the way

[ClaudiaSwann]

I take it that his ex fiance didn't sign that agreement XD

[741skinhead]

norbit 

[balotelli456]

white people dont understand this

[greeklady1984]

@balotelli456 why????thats not true...eddie is a GOD, the funniest man ever and kat williams second runner up and i really am white... (well european from europe but i think that's the same???)

[balotelli456]

@greeklady1984 he's not the funniest, richard pryor, bill cosby and redd foxx are the funniest, but when he's talking about old school, growing up back in brooklyn and harlem, most whites dont get understand it

[VANITY80]

@balotelli456 Dumb fuck, now you understand that?

[balotelli456]

@VANITY80 you dont get shit he's talking bout

[VANITY80]

@balotelli456 damn son, how sad are you?

[balotelli456]

@VANITY80 whites cant relate to comedians like richard pryor, chris rock, bill cosby etc.

[VANITY80]

@balotelli456 my 2 cents you are white yourself...

[Akeche]

@balotelli456 Ppffft, bullshit.

[TheBenboy1988]

I've got to try this 'Pussy control' thing with my girlfriend. I doubt its gonna work..

[joaoa13portugal]

pussy control haha

[MrFrankyJoe]

dude in the background just kept screaming half

[andrewthill89]

ok

[RavenGunslinger]

"The ends are meeting like a motherfucker!"

[paddedshell]

4:45 right about now the rich muthafuckas think the bitches should pay tax at a higher rate as well as fuck all.

[Ddys2005Grl]

"I'd like to meet some pussy like that. Put that shit on layaway!" LMFAO!!!

[PrinceHolliday]

" YOU CANT PUT A PRICE ON WHAT I DO!! " Bullshit!

[BabyBackRibsPork]

he got that resputia voice goin on with that half lol

[Ikeep1rolled]

Okay..

[EmpressYanii]

Love & Money Does Not Mix .

[satz05]

the ends wud meet like a mothafucka!!!!!

[JoshHawkinsmusic]

you can speak now........Thats pussy control

[angus1595]

What does it mean when you go to the bathroom and...fire shoot out your dick?

Let me get this right, your getting a burning sensation when you urinate?

No, fire shoot out my dick.

[Ificationer]

"okay'' lol

[Radney12]

damn motha fuckin straight, murphy

[mrjaynificent]

Ok, well where you gone be? Im gone be where Im at!!!!! LOL

[akaShady47]

Rasputia :D

[telltalemse]

yeah the part about johnny was really true. awesome. its his money, he earned it

[JDavisNupe]

Bush bitch

[playstay19]

well where you gonna be, wherever i'm at! haha

[playstay19]

now thats pussy control!

[snowonyx]

"My dick is a blow torch is what I'm trying to say." XD

[ShadowMaker13]

To ya'll fighting on one of the funniest comedy skits in the world; have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up. :)

[darealdroopy]

Gimme my dick bacl lmao

[SONSofVENDETTA]

Now we have 300,000,070 dollars cause I want to do my share

[AskZ12]

I think that the show was funny but i didn't like the disrespect towards women even though there was only a little bit.

[elmirangelyay]

@AskZ12 NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK,MUTHAFUCKA!

[AskZ12]

@elmirangelyay dont try to be something your not

[elmirangelyay]

@AskZ12 have you looked inthe mirror lately if were u id shut up

[AskZ12]

@elmirangelyay your stupidity and ignorance is amazing, you cant even form proper sentences. Your so immature. jeez how old are you? 10?..... carry on with your cussing your only embarrasing yourself..

[elmirangelyay]

@AskZ12 OMG SHES TALKING TO HER MOMA

[AskZ12]

@elmirangelyay hahahahaha "shes talking to her moma" thats sooo funny.....you are joking right? cos thats seriously pathetic, is that your line? no way, this is just getting ridiculous. Im ending this now. oh dont let me stop you, you can have the last word if you want it (you kinda need after that) am gonna stop replying to this idiocy but feel free to carry on, your just gonna look stupid as hell talking to my air. you complete loser...... bye :)

[madgleefan101]

imma be where i'm at!!!! hahaha lol lol all that sh*t we be like this ok hahah lol

[orvgg]

Hey, stop trying to make Black men look bad. I mean, just because he was busted trying to have anal sex with a tranny prostitute does not mean that he is a homosexual.

[PokeMaster1664]

i was totally going to dislike this video just becuz no one else did, but i just couldnt bring myself to do it.

[BALLERyassir]

if there was EVER video worth having 0 dislike here it is.

[nazenemy]

oh kay :(

[boyvip9844]

i cant stop laughing.hes the best

[soccergurl1013]

Aha my dad took my mum to see this show on their first date. WINNER! I'd marry my guy right there and then if he took me to see Eddy Murphy for our first date!

[AppleSaysNo]

You may speak

[toommyj316]

i miss this eddie murphey

[Rosie5195]

pussy control!!

[glossyxokizzez]

even though this was in '87, society hasn't changed one bit lol

[jmguzman08]

pussy control

[AngryFollower]

BECAUSE I WANTED TO DO MA SHIET. Hahahahaha :D

[KuIRocK]

@AngryFollower My share xD

[Ddys2005Grl]

"Where you goin be?"

"I'ma be where I'm at!!!"

Shit that's women today with neck rolling included! lol!

[gradedaxe]

TITTIES LIKE PLOW! LMAO!

[tatertotter808]

Now we have 300 million and 70 dollars. hahahahaha

[MadddSkillzzz]

"The ends will meet like a mothafucka!"

[halfblackmaniac]

Now we have 300 million and 70 dollahs.

end of line.

[laura8516]

had an ass like POW!!! legs like BLAAAM!!! and tities like POOOW!!!! lololol

[4thaMaCSnd0nS]

8:55 - 9:02

[Gortanator123]

watta funny man:)

[tholzak]

I can't even pee in the house, I'll burn the house down. I have to pee outside...

Priceless!

[boyvip9844]

@tholzak yeah.his dick is a blowtorch lol

[sweetna22]

im a female. not $150 million. thats a little too extreme. not half of they worth

[princeofcharm23]

no fire shoot out my dick i said....a burst a flames fly out my d**K lol

[camerontd]

Suck my dick mother fuckers

[trudon]

gotta be married in the 80's now

[brianKRAZY1]

ahahahaha "ima be where im at" lmfaooooooo

[IAmSoTight1]

"The ends are meat like a muthafucka." lmao

[beatboye]

Beyonce should be paying him, "i dont see no rings on these fingers"

[WeaponII]

@beatboye the first time I saw her video I thought of this movie.

[WeaponII]

@beatboye the first time I saw her video I thought of this movie.

[ilunatalie]

"o-kaay."

[MookieMaiden]

I'ma be where I'm at!! 

[CecilMcW00t]

I WA I WA I WA I WA... :B

[kalo1209]

Pussy Control!

[LuckyApplehead]

HALF!

[iamthecooltype]

He's so funny!

[jeaneljefe]

No pussy is worth 150,000,000 million dollards

[VindozaDM]

@jeaneljefe 150 trillion dollars?

[Markin1]

@jeaneljefe

150 million dollars not 150,000,000 million

[ozz123]

@jeaneljefe skrach the word "million"

[jerachin]

@jeaneljefe if it was the last pussy on earth it would.

[Punk4kids]

@jeaneljefe spoiler ... 8-|

[jeaneljefe]

Fuck ur husband hahahaha

[clone63742]

"HALF!"