How to get girls (REALLY WORKS)

[wtchgm007]

fuck off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Xerionius]

i like your accent - where are you from?

[TaGe131]

@Whiscash97 if u r a gur show me ur tits NOW !! >:C , and in near 16 not so young xd

[Whiscash97]

Whoa whoa whoa, hold it! It's cause I look...too good? *Looks down at my unwanted body fat*

...

I couldn't tell if this was serious, or was just a joke. Seriously. Maybe it's the accent or cute looks. I dunno.

[aceracer19]

I wasn't going to comment on how cute you are, but when you said "gigantic" I lost it. too damn cute haha.

[TaGe131]

What about 15 yrs old guys who speak 5 different lenguages and have LONG surprises?

Do they ( i ) have any chance? :o?

[Whiscash97]

@TaGe131 ...

Fif...teen...languages?

...DAMN YOU.

[MrVeesworld]

Nice work here. You go good presence and delivery. Keep up the work and don't listen to these haters on here gorgeous. You just keep at it.

[72042b]

never take advice from a woman.

Woman don't know what they want

[KIERAN11872]

I couldn't listen to what you were saying because you're too hot. You might do better on radio lol

[EricTalaska]

I have something long for you.

[devinriordan]

i take getting dumped in such a way that it doesnt bother me but they usually end up pissed but i guess turnabout is fair play

[kluetenkloeter]

Who would want to get girls? That's sooo old-school. I like humping dogs - so much more fulfilling relationship!

[hateterrorists]

the first thing i do when i walk up to a girl, the first thing i say is "hey did you know i'm an astronaut" half serious, most of the time the response is quite warm

[Abrocrombie2012]

Ur accent is cute

[intruderwings]

your accent sucks .... you sound like a czech hooker .... not hating just saying ...

[Ihatenicknames1]

Haha, I think that is funny :) but hm, you might be right, I have never heard what a czech hooker sounds like though...

[aegisfate117]

@Ihatenicknames1 I think your accent is cool.

[Johnnybomb1]

I like your accent it sounds sexy and mysterious.lol

[elfmagnet101]

Just because one sounds smart, doesn't make one intelligent.

[fhdjsahfdjsha]

shes funny, i like her

[macca1194]

will you be my girlfriend?

[igotnodrawson]

you can get the meatstick(:

[IOU1987]

You have the coolest accent lady, really! ^^

[nentrei]

wow!!! what a dooor!!!

[rodge2001]

"perhaps i just don't like humanity"...that's great.

[miamiforlyfe]

shes not beautiful or sexy shes cute!! 

[brogin]

What a load of bullshit

[007ssecurityno]

WTF are people bitching about? Nothing wrong what she said.

[djsparkyful]

I asked my girlfriend if she was in a vacuum and I called her name could she hear me? and she asked me "Is the Vacuum on or off"?

[djsparkyful]

I asked my girlfriend if she was in a vacuum and I called her name could she hear me? and she asked me "Is the Vacuum on or off".

[tonycatman]

Most guys have pulled more girls than you have. We are probably better at it than you, without even realising.

For your edification, the experiential wounds arising from rejection exacerbate the feeling of self-loathing, while simultaneously and counter-intuitively propelling the victim toward ever greater skills in pulling, fundamentally fuelled by the biological imperative.

Personally, I find dead girls can't resist me.

[kizza1960]

Hahahahh, konne så lett hørra at du e Norske!

Fair enough step by step det.... :p

[ilsy74]

How stupid of you - you talk as if every guy would want to date you.... That makes me sick.

[PacoZola]

How about that: hey you look like you need the greatest fuck of your life bitch, dont you? Yes you do. Now shut the fuck up, get out of your panties and suck my dick pussy. Now open your legs and listen to the movements I do. It relly works.

[hrithik6600]

will u be my girl friend .........

[StokerOne775]

i can pick up girls, sort of. my problem is getting them into the bed room :/ wheres your tips on that?

[Nick93143]

YOU ARE SOOOOOO FULL OF SHIT WITH YOUR ADVICES.

[AbleKenivile]

where the fuck did u learn ur English??

[aminemiya1]

You know what....you have a nice eyes.....and I like your accent.........If  I'm wrong...sorry....T.T

[HeAdRUSH89TM]

i'm guessing i can turn you on with a dictionary..lol

....hey.....Pseudoantidisestab­lishmentarianism...;-)

lololol

[Ihatenicknames1]

@HeAdRUSH89TM  rawr

[GlidarnMadness]

@Ihatenicknames1 where do u come from? i dont recognize that accent . . .

[GlidarnMadness]

@Ihatenicknames1 has anyone ever told you that you are fucking weird? and where does that accent come from? it sounds like ur from denmark or canada or something . . . i am swedish and our english accent sounds alot like yours :P

[HeAdRUSH89TM]

i'm guessing i can turn you on with a dictionary..lol

[PELLAPELLA]

youre hot

[maxnicky1]

you're cute

[maxnicky1]

you are cute.

[rahul1818kam]

hay u really look good wanna be my friend ???

[Ihatenicknames1]

@rahul1818kam

haha sure :D

[Zetaman6666]

what?... you're saying all this time ive been stalking my ex was leading to nowhere????

[sergevtmx]

I agree with you. Everybody is beautiful. Sometimes we put gorgeous girls in a pedestal. My cousin asked a french girl if she took a shower, the girl got mad and that night he fucked her incredible!

[Ihatenicknames1]

@sergevtmx did it happen in the shower? :p

[asalane20]

i appreciate your smarts & sense of humor. keep it up, girl :)

[waddellski]

love is not a feeling it is an act of the will

[Abrocrombie2012]

i like her accent.

[dadjaan]

yeah..

[dadjaan]

@Ihatenicknames1: how comes u did that video.. u dont have to wonder about guys picking u up, the way i look.. eastern europe? im a german guy who lives in czech republik.. is that eastern enough ? ;) but you speak a very nice english.. ;)

[chairmanmao89]

she sounds like that girl who makes videos with a bunch of annoying guys

[dantecross2]

how does having a gud vocabulary help in gettin girls...if u like a girl just go talk to her....let her kno u exist......and btw do u have somthing against humanity and socialization???o and nice accent.

[Minhist]

Hmm I must say you do point out some rather good points but the fact remains as such.

- Girls like a guy who talks WAY less and listens more

- Girls(Younger) are much more attracted to assholes.

- girls like guys are different but one thing is certain as I said before less talk is better doesn't matter which girl you are.

- Girls want to know they are special to their guys' eyes, so its important that she knows she is the most beatiful

You have a very nice accent. East european?

[Ihatenicknames1]

hehe less talk, really?

I like when a guy talks a lot, but of course listens as well, so you might have a point :p

And the thing about girls liking guys that are assholes when they are younger, yeah, I definitely see that one, sadly xD

But luckily I think that all changes.

And yes, I am east European, good guess

[Minhist]

@Ihatenicknames1

See the question is whether the guy talks alot either about himself or YOU?

Here's the sure fine way

start small conversation about the situation (On the bus, in class, etc

Tease her a little (very little I must say)

Introduce yourself in a laid back manner get the number

Leave

Works everytime

Вы говорите по-русски?

Vy govorite po-russki,polsku,ukrajinśkoju

[jolemez]

@Minhist Her profile says she is in Norway, so that would be Noth European.

[rautermann]

thahahaha, that was great xD loved your way of argumentation

[FlankerVT]

Interesting accent...

[ItsUrDaddySal]

funny

u got a nice sense off humor

[Deezhoesisnasty]

you are right. i do just look too good..

[RussX5Z]

How about: " Hi, how are you doing?" "You look really nice." " Where are you from?" I know what you're going to say. I suck. Anyways I'll change my lines.

[Ihatenicknames1]

hmm might work :O but best to be on the safe side, you know

[RussX5Z]

What's your best advice? What's a good and flirty opener but still on the safer side. Because whenever I do an opener it always comes off TOO casual and boring and it doesn't signal a flirtyness to the girl that I am interested in her flirty/sexually. I'm always afraid to offend her like give her a negative misunderstanding of what I'm trying to express my interest to her.

[Ihatenicknames1]

well, I think it`s best to ask her what x-men character she would like to be :D

or if she believes in aliens ^_^ aovid anything like "what do you work with" coz she might be unenployed and then it`s a sore topic, but everyone likes x-men

[RussX5Z]

Really? X-Men hmm.... I guess it depends what type of girl, but hey your a girl so you know what most young women like. The only problem is I don't know SHIT about X-men!!! Ahhh!!! But thank you for helping anyways. But I do get your point, don't be too serious and be a bit more playful. Alright I'll take the risk and give it a try. Wish me luck!!

[RT038]

Every woman doesnt have the same thoughts as you.

[hambinahxx]

omg :D 'electropop' :D:D

[susumu07]

good attempt, nice funny outlook but overall aside from the "long words" advice there's not much advice here.

you are cute but I would never use cheesy lines like "best girl in the universe...." on you. Compliments should be a LOT milder than that, and any ones after the first would have to be earned.

That's the REAL way to get girls. Not by waiting for them to divorce... (lol if a girl dumps me I know there's always a better one ready to fill her place).

[Ihatenicknames1]

^_^ lol, well it wasn`t really supposed to be much advice, but you have a lot of good points, I agree with you!

[russradicans]

It must really suck,having nothing to say...

being ignored or laughed 'at' by women,

its a natural form of birth control !

[lukerugby1]

or maybe we have lives and don't stay at the computer sending messages to young children every day. also, in response to an earlier comment that your friends are all charming and smart, they are generally young girls who don't seem to talk to you on a regular basis at all. if i have the wrong impression then say, but i don't really call that 'friends'. maybe you need to though.

[russradicans]

You dont get it do you.... On Utube Friends are an

electronic stamp collection with maybe one or

two genuine friends mixed in,I have 'friends that

look like Pandas and killer whales and I dont

fancy them ....

[thebatman1138]

You're comparing a stamp collection to pictures of young girls? What the hell is wrong with you?

Stamps are collected to be looked at and admired, are you saying you collect your "friends" in such the same way?

to "look at and admire?"

You are sick, really sick...

But thanks for the PR work on your channel in promoting me, it only makes you look like an angry, desperate pedophile instead of a nice, friendly, sweet one...

[russradicans]

5000 nice folk Vs 2 sad Noobs.. enuff said....

[russradicans]

You have Pedophilia on the brain... The only sickness round here is in your

filthy little mind....

[russradicans]

I can actually have a conversation with women,

I get plenty of friend invites as I respect them

as well.... Apart from looking at muscly bodies

and soldiers in kinky uniforms what do you do?

[Ihatenicknames1]

Luke is always right =]

that can conclude the discussion

[thebatman1138]

Finally a gal using her brains! =)

Sorry for mucking up your comments Nora, but I would suggest leaving them up to show how "wonderful" this russradicans guy is.

Nice work on the vids! =)

[russradicans]

Ok while youre masterbating over Bruce lee

photos some one rapes your sister...

and this is your guilt therapy; Get professional help ....

[russradicans]

Nora is a highly intelligent creative lady

You are a uneducated sad Fuckwit moron

the result of a botched abortion

with nothing to say

Now get the Fuck off her page....

[thebatman1138]

Agreed, this guy is sick, and the only reason I commented to him is that some of his "friends" are my friends, and THEY think he's a pedo...so whatever...thanks man..

He changed it up as soon as I mentiond it haha!

[russradicans]

Caped Condom,my page changes all the time

from my favorites, Now folks whos right Here my

5000+ charming smart friends of all ages and sexes or

a couple of sad boys that cant get laid,

Now guys crawl back to MOmma before she

wonders whats running down her legs!

[lukerugby1]

haha, well that would be attacking the person rather than the arguements, a common ploy of the inept to mask their stupidity. you think i don't know nora? or you think i'm the result of a botched abortion? ah well, i would try protesting but honestly your intelligence is quite simply inferior and whatever you say i am confident that nora will agree with me and not you.

[russradicans]

I hate using long words but when confronted by

such aesthetically prepossesing proportions personifying pulchritudinous perfection and delectability one is bound to try.

[thebatman1138]

Are you gonna comment on all her videos?

There's talk all over youtube that you're a pedophile you wierdo...talk to women that are 40 and up, you're age range and stop trying so hard to be cool with teenagers...

[russradicans]

Theres one wierdo here,he wears a bat costume

is into martial arts go play with the penguin super hero

[thebatman1138]

Your channel is pink, and plastered with icecream videos. I mean come on, it's the perfect "stranger with candy" shtick...all you need is an icecream truck and funny clown make up and you're all set. You're creepy =S

[russradicans]

It changes every couple of days to suit my mood The Ice cream helped in the heat wave  I hope you like the New look !

[fulfang]

she is a beautiful Croatian chick who is probably the smartest person i know i think your vids are inspirational

[Ihatenicknames1]

I like you xD *huuug*

[WaaahWah]

Ey wtf. Shes Norwegian and doesnt have the distinctive "Petter Solberg" accent. Wow...

[WaaahWah]

Well... Atleast she didnt pull the "Just be yourself" card. Seriously, what kind of shitty advise is that? If a guy can't talk to girls or can't get them interested, how the hell is being yourself going to help him?

Anyways, don't tell a girl that she looks good when you first met her, because that will just make you look needy as hell. Chanses are, she has heard it before and you don't want her to assosiate you with the needy guys who usually tell her that stuff.

[Ihatenicknames1]

haha I really really hate the "just be yourself" , I think that works better for some people then others :p

[WaaahWah]

Be your best self if much better;)

[asq1]

you look sexy both ways

[HighSchoolHumorVids]

Introduction, use big words... GOT IT!

Just a side note, You should turn the music down. Either you're too quiet or the music is too loud, but I keep having to change the volume.

[Ihatenicknames1]

k, thanks for the tip, will do xD I`m an editing noob :S

[Blobin616]

IIMMMM SSSSOOO GOING TO TRY THIS!!

im like gona try this tomoz

hehe anyways gz for people who putting their views and opinions good to kno some of you aint sheep =)

[TChamp09]

This girls an idiot.

[Blobin616]

rofl newb

she be joking ftw

you taking this sericously?

roflmao

[TChamp09]

Could you please type any more internet lingo, nerd.

[Blobin616]

Yes I'm a nerd/geek/gamer whatever you like to call me

tbh GZ GZ on working that out

If you tell me where you live. I'll big round a big white cone with a big D on it, also a medal for you.

Would you like that TChamp09?? or is that not your "thing"??

X-P

[fulfang]

hey can i haz medal...^_^

[evilXchocolate]

Please, try picking up some sarcasm, okay? It's not that hard and it'll make a new world open for you, I promise ;)

[Blobin616]

haha ye

i just find it funny to see people react

sorry if you find that "shallow" at all but i guess its who i am

sorry if any of the message offends any passive reviewers who do not comment or rate

have a jolly day all =)

[Ihatenicknames1]

alec ftw!

roflmao

nerd language is addictive =D

[Freakmidget07]

and she aint really good looking, she sould do some more research since sh does already LMAO

[Freakmidget07]

"lets face it the universe is gigantic" ummm when guys say that there kind of exagurrating they dnt actuly thnk there the hottest ever litrly, dude wat the hell she talkin bout

[Ihatenicknames1]

wow, silly me

;)

[WorldsWorstMagician]

i can't believe you don't have more subscribers than you do!

As far as big words being attractive: supercalifragulisticexpialados­hick. Am i a hottie now? haha

I'm just bein stupid, that by the way was from Marry Poppins, in case you didn't watch it. :s

[Ihatenicknames1]

rawr :p

hehe thanks a lot :) and I used that word for "hang man" once, if that`s how you call the game in englihs xD

[WorldsWorstMagician]

i knew my big word would work on you ;)

Yeah, that's what we cal it too- thats the only word i know that is that long, so i think i woulda done good! :)

Keep making videos, they're fun.

[EasyRage]

hahaha first of ur vids I watched, that is awesome accent!

[ScrooU2]

wow... thats a completely new concept of thinking

hope you make more!!

[SokrGirl01]

i love ur accent!

[Ihatenicknames1]

Thanks ^_____^ , I am trying to make it british :S emm..

[BanjoPeterson]

"Perhaps I just don't like humanity." :D :D :D

[evilXchocolate]

it's really amazing, girl, keep it going ^.^

Rated five, 'cause I hope you'll make more of them, so yeah :P

[Ihatenicknames1]

hehe =] thanks a lot, [x I will definitly make more, unless soemthign dramatic and unexpected happens

[TorchPhoenix]

You're the best person I know XD and I somehow managed to have you as my best friend O.O....I have to list that one in 'accomplishments' 0.0

[Ihatenicknames1]

We better keep it that way, coz if anyone tries to steal you it won`t be pretty

mark my words, world xD

[dronfieldlegends]

haha that was us lol

[G4untz]

HAHA!! "Then...you are just too good looking"

[FlamingCheeto]

gj nora lol

super helpful xP

[Ihatenicknames1]

haha use the [sarcasam] [/sarcasam] next time