DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
For a video game character, judging by her facial expressions. Look at her reaction after she hugs him, it is clear that she is REALLY glad to see him. Of course, she loves DOG but hehe, she might have some hots for Gordon although he cannot talk. :P
lol i bought this so i could use gmod (i was a n00b bak then) so it took me an hour to figure out how to get to the place with the monitor streaming kleiner. shoulda played hl2 first, huh? lol
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Wait wtf. How did Eli get out of the Citadel and all the way to where Kleiner is..? And later we find out Mossman is in the Antarctic? O__o how/when the fuck did that happen?
They find that transmission of Mossman in this episode, along with how Kleiner talks at the start, Gordon/Alyx must have been through some crazy time delay with the whole g-man/vortigaunt thing ...
when u go to the citadel u must board a chair made for delivering prisoners. the automatic system removes ur weapons but thje gravity gun resists it and sucks up the energy turning it blue
What the hell are you talking about?!! Have you even played Half-Life: Ep. 2? At the end of the game, Lamarr jumps in to the rocket "spoiler" and thats about it... If he got off the rocket in time remains to see.
no they wont. They already killed eli and lamarr. I'd say next major charector to die is mossman. Oh, and while I'm at it, I think Breen killed Eli. he did say something about "host body"
at the end of hl2 we destroyed the portal that breen wanted to escape with and it eventually will cause a big explosion that will open a super portal to Xen.those fires on the top of the portal are the beginning of the explosion.
We went to Nova P. to save Eli, but Judith teleported him and herself away to Breen. Thats why we see Eli at the end of HL2. Tho come to think of it, how DID they get out of The CItadel AND the city in such short notice?
I love that part, at 7:10. "Well, unless you have a better idea... he is a robot, he's done the math. You... did do the math, right?" and Dog shakes his head in a cutesy-pie way XD
actually it doesn't matter how much health you have at the end of HL2... i'm sure being buried underneath rubble for several hours would bring your health down to 47 any day
lol the funny thing is you don't have to move at all. You can even stand where the van lands and you will not get a scratch on you. There is an invisible force that surrounds the van and pushes you out of the way so you won't get killed by the impact.
6:29 Alyx:Look out! Gordon:ow
TheTimoprimo 2 months ago
DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS. YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE HOWEVER IF YOU DO NOT POST THIS TO THREE VIDEOS YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS. NO, YOUVE ALREADY STARTED READING SO DONT STOP. THIS IS SCARY PUT THIS ON FIVE VIDEOS IN THE NEXT 143 MIN. WHEN YOUR DONEPRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERS NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN BIG LETTERS. THIS IS SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS
MrPereantoni 3 months ago
@MrPereantoni Fool, Y do you PEOPLE fuck around like this go hobnock someone else!
Recktat19 3 months ago
lamar > dog
dallas12326 3 months ago
Herpagonasyphiliaids
that is all
rawrmrcookieman 5 months ago
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elhuracan99 6 months ago
Alyx: the daughter of a Black Mesa scientist with tremendous hacking skills
Gordon: MIT graduate, Black Mesa scientist
DOG: a robot >>> idea.
TheStarcraftJACKAL 7 months ago
citadel looks like Sauron's eye now
GordonFreemanD40 10 months ago
Man, i want this game already! And I just beat HL2
sofnsable 10 months ago
@sofnsable me 2!!!
augie318 7 months ago
For a video game character, judging by her facial expressions. Look at her reaction after she hugs him, it is clear that she is REALLY glad to see him. Of course, she loves DOG but hehe, she might have some hots for Gordon although he cannot talk. :P
ExTreMzoR 1 year ago
Why did the Vortigaunts leave them there?
SDenny100 1 year ago
i miss S.C.G.G
(super charged gravity gun)
and i love dog
12juanseb 1 year ago
the chapter name should be unesseary risks not undeu alarm
(i know i spelt wrong)
MrIigle 1 year ago
I have a very strong hunch that Lamarr's alive.
Kemonokami 1 year ago
hey what happened to the awesome gravity gun?
minato12100 1 year ago
DOG Bunny Ear TV!
donbionicle 1 year ago
y would u start off with 47 HP?
shellturtleguy 1 year ago
@shellturtleguy Well because somehow you survived a fall of that height i think you might either be dead or really damaged
harryploper1 1 year ago
@shellturtleguy
Hmmm....Maybe being found under layers of concrete rubble and debris could be a good clue.
Kemonokami 1 year ago
@Kemonokami You may be on to something...XD thanks i wasn't thinking that day :P
shellturtleguy 1 year ago
@shellturtleguy because in half life 2 (before episode 1) the citadel explodes in your face...lol...
Sarahbellum820 1 year ago
@Sarahbellum820 but he's Gordon Freeman! >:(
shellturtleguy 1 year ago
Best comic relief character ever.
UnclePutte 1 year ago
And that is why you should always fasten your seat-belts.
MidnightBlackSky 1 year ago 3
8:14
SHIT! SHIT! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nicoparas 1 year ago
if dog dies nothing will be ever happy again.
tresetatiniephil 1 year ago 7
"Let's get off before the next ride starts"
*car falls*
You just HAD to jinx it.
pkmn08three 1 year ago 3
@pkmn08three You know what they say, 'Anything goes'.
DanielL5583 1 year ago
Heh, Alyx thinks Gordon has a fetish for the gravity gun, and not her.
Cyndrakkos 1 year ago
i have ORANGE box it has half lifes :D
xxliljohn52 1 year ago
@xxliljohn52 I didn't know it was radioactive...
DanielL5583 1 year ago
Aha, I love DOG.
TheVideoAnalyst 1 year ago 3
worlds best roller coaster
megaw427 1 year ago 6
lol i bought this so i could use gmod (i was a n00b bak then) so it took me an hour to figure out how to get to the place with the monitor streaming kleiner. shoulda played hl2 first, huh? lol
slipperywhenwet5 1 year ago
sry nevermind i just watched a lil more of the vid... :D
Incredibleman100 1 year ago
is this after they kill Dr. Breen? or i mean after you get the super charged grav gun?
Incredibleman100 1 year ago
@Incredibleman100 Episode One starts at the Citadel after the events of Half-Life 2. In other words, Breen will have died at this point.
DanielL5583 1 year ago
She asks the robot for advice before the MIT graduate, shows you who she really likes better.
PokemonHaloFan 1 year ago 6
gordon nevver says anything
magmaman1114 1 year ago
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shit half life 2 episode is just funny but nothing compare to half life 2
djsimo149 2 years ago
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the bitch talks to much
but
this part was in daytime when i was playing it, how comes its night here?
TurkiDelight 2 years ago
alyx hugs make everything better :3
yacanman11 2 years ago 50
@yacanman11 your right :D
Camper499 2 years ago
@yacanman11 IKR
thewalkthrougher888 2 years ago
@yacanman11 yeah you saw how she acted when she was done hugging
whyboter1 1 year ago
lol it would be hilarious if after the car ride they are at the core
"that was easy" :P
egos999 2 years ago 6
i gona get this game in 2 days!!! =)
gurkmackan30 2 years ago
watch the walkthrough is like watching the film
alex99699 2 years ago 5
Kkiner: It's littered with Raditation.
Alyx: Well ,you do have the Hazard Suit.
Me: With no fuckin' helmet dipshit.
SquidJerkey 2 years ago 6
just bought episode 1
WAHTDAHE 2 years ago
just finished half life 2, now downloading episode 1
Aud10Surf3r 2 years ago 5
So in episodes he is still gordon?
WOO HOO!
G-man is pissed.
TheEcstasyEditor 2 years ago
DOG!!! YOU BAILED ME AT RAVENHOLM!!! ARRGGGG!!!.....naw i love dog he,s the best robot in the whole fucking game!
reiocom 2 years ago
Yeah, that's Dog's only negative aspect, trapping us in that vile wasteland XD.
But yeah Dog is the bomb. Especially in the later levels of HL2
hom907sar 2 years ago
yeah ravenholm
harrytwood 2 years ago
You can't blame dog
he was just following Alyx's orders
InvalidationX145 2 years ago
did kliener say "a direct intervention in the core could possibly RETARD the reaction" lol I will never have a vocabulary that large
supergeek46 2 years ago
u should listen Lustmord then try to search it.
3iHard 2 years ago
The lightining effects are so beautiful in the beginning dialog
alex19589 2 years ago 3
0:33 Gordan had a boner.
thebrawlstar 2 years ago
Also , if Dog will hug so powerfull a Combine Soldier , he would die.
PlastBlast 2 years ago
lol Alyx and Gordon can have safe sex, the H.E.V. suit is the condom xD
I know it's retarded but true... :P
5/5 BEST FPS GAME EVA!!!
brutaka359 2 years ago
FREAKING GREATEST FPS GAME EVAH!
Bonja82 2 years ago
wow you must have a tone of time on your hands, congratz
JessyBeth 2 years ago
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Wait wtf. How did Eli get out of the Citadel and all the way to where Kleiner is..? And later we find out Mossman is in the Antarctic? O__o how/when the fuck did that happen?
They find that transmission of Mossman in this episode, along with how Kleiner talks at the start, Gordon/Alyx must have been through some crazy time delay with the whole g-man/vortigaunt thing ...
>:C AND I CAN'T WAIT FOR EP 3 TO GIMME TO ANSWERZ
TinnedWaffles 2 years ago
If you would play attentive original Half Life 2 , you would know that Eli and Mossman went to White Forest by personal Breen's capsule.
PlastBlast 2 years ago
why is it that this ep 1 played well on high settings on my comp, but hl2 could only play on medium
axdurian2 2 years ago
i think that it is because the improve the engine in ep 1, making it less spec required
carloscarlin32 2 years ago
gordan freeman`s best friends are gravity gun and mr.crowbar
kittylactose 2 years ago 10
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Libline 2 years ago
tat man stupid combines i kill them all
gtstyling32 2 years ago
00:37
It's impossible to not see the attraction between Alyx and Gordon. It's such a shame that he doesn't say a single word. Maybe in ep 3....
Mojito133 2 years ago
NO! That would ruin the mood!
ajpackman9 2 years ago
8: 19 - 8: 35 : Weeeeeeeeeeee
fidykon 2 years ago
Because he uploaded 827 videos.......
zenophas 2 years ago 2
how the hell does this guy who uploaded have 800+ vids!?!?!?!?!?!?
plastiksp00n 2 years ago
lol Kleiner said Retard
Dunthyon 2 years ago
Lol, your 7 year old.
madeirense31 2 years ago
where is the helmet to the hazard suit?
topramenkid234 2 years ago
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i beat this gamke lol ithout walkthrough and blind
Mrsteddyz 2 years ago
Okay but i didnt know how long it took and it took 3 or 4 days to finish all Half Life 2
powexor 2 years ago
I started Half Life 2 two days ago when i got Orange Box and started Episode One today... so i will finish all Half Life 2 in a week :)
powexor 2 years ago
this part would be awesome with 3D glasses and moving seats
tornader 2 years ago 53
Everything would be awesome with 3D glasses and moving seats.
Mojito133 2 years ago
@tornader You meen 4-D?
notsocoolguy4001 1 year ago
Dog is my second favorite character in Half-Life right under Alyx and her major Lara Croft-age
Fghwads 2 years ago 3
Too many great things to say in this part so I'll sum them all up in this, RIGHT ON!!!
smatteringofapplause 2 years ago 3
Beginning
DOG!! YAY
electricimpling 2 years ago
Haha ;D , true :P
borborcarcar 2 years ago
I ddient know vans culd fly O.o
borborcarcar 2 years ago
lol no AA?
esykillll 2 years ago
how many chapters does the HL 2 demo have?
gzilla54 2 years ago
Only two; "Point intersection" and "We don't go to Ravenholm".
xxxCOFEExxx 2 years ago
wtf u get to play ravenholm wit a fkin demo??? thts the only cool part of the game
lolatmyage 2 years ago
how come my half-life 2 dosen`t have his thing?
chaichaocho 2 years ago
you need to buy it, its like a expansion pack
lolatmyage 2 years ago
Question: what to the gravity gun its uncharged it used to be supercharged or is this a new one
electricimpling 2 years ago
when u go to the citadel u must board a chair made for delivering prisoners. the automatic system removes ur weapons but thje gravity gun resists it and sucks up the energy turning it blue
lolatmyage 2 years ago
...Thereby making it the physics gun.
Anyone who's played Garry's Mod is certainly familiar with this. ;)
MuffinMan9k 2 years ago
no hes talking about the gun NOW.
FalzarGregar 2 years ago
the gravity gun is now ORANGE.
not sleek black with blue >:)
too bad, probably the energy leaked out
FalzarGregar 2 years ago
the gravity gun is now ORANGE.
not sleek black with blue >:)
too bad, probably the energy leaked out
FalzarGregar 2 years ago
lol
Endurance3952 2 years ago
lol retard the reaction xD
KurisuHacker1337 2 years ago
I love the part when he throws the car luls!
Madmongul 2 years ago
8:20 - 8:40 roller coaster!
moparscape2312 2 years ago
when dog threw the car i was like "OH FUCK!!"
ezecoo 2 years ago 3
lamar aint dead goddamit, he's with prof kleiner
dragonbukid 2 years ago
WHat lamar is dead? how it died? and who is eli alyx's father? o.O
highlights8D 2 years ago
no not dead lamar is just "flouting freely" in space and yes eli is alyx's father
PS. are there any logical reason that our name are almost the same?
holylight17 2 years ago
What the hell are you talking about?!! Have you even played Half-Life: Ep. 2? At the end of the game, Lamarr jumps in to the rocket "spoiler" and thats about it... If he got off the rocket in time remains to see.
OmicronYB 2 years ago
no alyx's dad is odessa cubbage(spoiler)
ezecoo 2 years ago
kleiner actually says "nothing short of a direct intervention could possibly retard the reaction." and retard is french for late.
manateeman1 2 years ago
and in english it also means to hinder or to hold back
ezecoo 2 years ago
Dog is wonderful. <3 I wish they made a Dog action figure, I would so buy one.
reapercussions 3 years ago 2
D.O.G.
WE ALL LOVE YOU!!! :D
dbjb40 3 years ago
I hope they don't kill him D:
Visser0x 3 years ago
lol
qewiiii 3 years ago
there is a 75% chance the might
Visser0x 3 years ago
no they wont. They already killed eli and lamarr. I'd say next major charector to die is mossman. Oh, and while I'm at it, I think Breen killed Eli. he did say something about "host body"
manateeman1 2 years ago
I loved lamarr T^T
Visser0x 2 years ago
yes. RIP lamarr. :(
manateeman1 2 years ago
wow what a ride
halosnake 3 years ago
Flirty flirt flirt...
daftrok 3 years ago
Yes but my comment that you replied to was discussing however the hell Judith and Eli made it out of the city without any help from teh vorts.
LaJin9292 3 years ago
They might've used the Zen Emulation on one of the smaller portals in the citadel before it exploded, that or they stole some transport.
NetMoverSitan 3 years ago
her dad reminds me of bill cosby xD
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yea i no lol
lolpatiofurniturelol 3 years ago 5
Thanks to you Mmac i passed the game
trem7469 3 years ago
So they secretly transported Eli and Judith away, but to different locations just for the lulz?
(makes no sense)
LaJin9292 3 years ago
i think alyx likes gordon :P rofl..!
3spionag3 3 years ago
yeah ur right
SmileysAreForN00bs 3 years ago
TO alyx a bit before 1:30: Meanwhile, we got stopped by G-Man and forced to buy the next game >=(
DRZOID5 3 years ago
UB3R rollercoaster!!
WhiteSerpentz 3 years ago
bye bye super charged gravity gun :(
Bayonette 3 years ago
what happened to the gravity gun? ys it orange agen?
OceGru 3 years ago
If Freeman could speak, he'd ask for a new pair of underwear from that toss. :P
JD867 3 years ago 2
this is getting a little bit irritating now...is Gordon mute or what? :)
Apokalipsz42 3 years ago 2
You did do the math right? XD
Catman2030 3 years ago 2
Hard Core Rollercoaster!!!!
Drekonage 3 years ago
just tell me what happen the sky of the top the tower?
bantuatha 3 years ago
at the end of hl2 we destroyed the portal that breen wanted to escape with and it eventually will cause a big explosion that will open a super portal to Xen.those fires on the top of the portal are the beginning of the explosion.
Apokalipsz42 3 years ago
No, not Xen. The combine are not from that dimension.
BlackSabbath612 3 years ago
yea I know that but how is that a reply to my comment?
Apokalipsz42 3 years ago
wait, hold up. what the hell happened to what we were doin at nova prospekt?
OmegaGregar 3 years ago
We went to Nova P. to save Eli, but Judith teleported him and herself away to Breen. Thats why we see Eli at the end of HL2. Tho come to think of it, how DID they get out of The CItadel AND the city in such short notice?
LaJin9292 3 years ago
How many GHZ do you have pls cuz i wanna buy the game but i dont know if i have what it takes
JohneyS131 3 years ago
The min requirements for the HL2 ep1 is about 1.2GHZ and 256mb RAM, and the recommended is 2.4GHZ and 512mb RAM.
However, the rest of the games (HL2, ep2 and Portal) have a min req. of 1.7GHZ and 512mb RAM, and a rec. req. of 3.0GHZ and 1gb RAM.
Hope I helped! =D
TamiyaGuy123 3 years ago 2
THX a lot
JohneyS131 3 years ago
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Roller Coaster!!! XD
19772008 3 years ago
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Roller Coaster!!! XD
19772008 3 years ago
HE HASNT MADE EP2 WALK THROUGHS YET!!
kingdemon815 3 years ago
Aww boohoo, no Episode 2 walkthrough. I'm sure he has a life and other things to do than make video walkthroughs.
VengefulRonin 3 years ago 10
Stop smoking crack.
He did a walkthrough for EP2 months ago.
ballsandy 3 years ago 6
I love that part, at 7:10. "Well, unless you have a better idea... he is a robot, he's done the math. You... did do the math, right?" and Dog shakes his head in a cutesy-pie way XD
TamiyaGuy123 3 years ago 6
this part was so ballin
DanQ8000 4 years ago
Yahoo! I just finished the walkthrough of Half Life 2, thanks to Mac. Now for another episode. :D
bordingphoenix 4 years ago 4
can u say roller coaster!? XD
Mike202killa 4 years ago 3
you have to start with 47 health because maybe of all that crash and everything
sambadad 4 years ago 6
actually it doesn't matter how much health you have at the end of HL2... i'm sure being buried underneath rubble for several hours would bring your health down to 47 any day
ZombiePotatoSalad 3 years ago 4
I have to agree with you. Chances are you might even wind up dead. XD
bordingphoenix 3 years ago 4
Why did you start with 47 health? did you end with that much in HL2?
Tankmaster46 4 years ago
when Alyx was huging Gordon i think gordont thot Ilove u to baby :D
ragesje27318en2d8 4 years ago 6
Dog ownzzzzzzzzzzzz
reksionpollo 4 years ago 17
Yeah! And the funny part is: when Dog threw the car, Mac had to avoid being hit, but, instead he stepped onto the fire and lost one point health.
bordingphoenix 4 years ago 2
lol the funny thing is you don't have to move at all. You can even stand where the van lands and you will not get a scratch on you. There is an invisible force that surrounds the van and pushes you out of the way so you won't get killed by the impact.
ZombiePotatoSalad 3 years ago 2
i just got this so i could get gmod but i dont know if I have a enough room
ortan123 4 years ago
that was one hell of a reid
rocklee989 4 years ago 4
when i play half life 2 episode1 ill get a feeling that im getting proud about dog
sk8sharker 4 years ago 9
Yep! He's the smartest dog I have come across so far (with the exception of Bingo and Wishbone ofcourse).
bordingphoenix 4 years ago 2
acording to 8:44 they are definatly not going out the way the came in
skytop082 4 years ago
robots can love ^_^ <3
kefer123622 4 years ago 6
Damnit I love DOG, I dunny why but to me he seems to ferocious yet so cute :)
Foamy117 4 years ago
by far the cutest monster that can rip you in half like it rips phonebooks
RedneckYachtClubber 4 years ago 5
ill say
poik12 4 years ago
2:31 to 2:32.
Eli Vance calls Dr. Isaac Kleiner "Izzy".
XD
Darthvoorhees14 4 years ago
His name's Issac Kleiner so for short: Izzy
jacklozi 4 years ago
Indeed Alyx is hot :D
Damn valve for making her so hot :P
Echo206 4 years ago 13
hey good vid...i like the quality ..its pretty hard to find a good quality vid.. nice!
oscar1123581321 4 years ago 3
man y didn't u get a butt shot of Alyx when she was bent over talkin to dog? just kidding ^_^ but seriously, shes HOT!
yingshoa1224 4 years ago 13