Ye Olde Pickup Lines of Oblivion

[akiza721]

The gray fox heheh ;)



[mikebuck421]

"i heard you know how to move in light armor"

"i heard you know how to move in light armor"

"What?"

[zemchy]

LETS MIX SOME POTIONS!

...

I HAVE NEED FOR YOUR SPECIAL TALANTS!

[AsuncionGrags]

Go/to/my/Channel/for/free/MSP/­Nintendo_Points/PSN/and/Xbox_L­ive_Subscription/codes

[Joeyc5499]

no one really knows that patrick stewards is the emporer and in fallout 3 liam neeson is dadd if you dont know who patrick stewards is he is the character in xmen who plays the head of the schoolk.

[samtheman177]

Lololol.

[Foneio]

damn, im gonna test these out. thx for the tips man!

[spartan2222222222222]

"learn from a master" *uriel septim shows up*. looloolloloololololololololol

[markeyed]

73 people have used these chat up lines in real life.

[TheMiraculousS]

Hmm, never heard anyone talk about Motierre before. I wonder if it is before or after his "death."

[CrackThoseClaws]

I want to try them all and come back with a field report.

[CrackThoseClaws]

light armor = latex suits

[Balthiersgal]

Oh Uriel you dog!

However, "I reserve my beds for seamen" is my favourite quote, thought that might have been included :P

[WeDidItForTheCamera]

who will help an old beggar? *looks longingly off, then takes a quick glance to see if ur buying it*

[yadudeya]

hey!! picard rules....don't make fun of him or he will use his pick up lines on you....

[DreadedScourge]

"What's the penalty for Necrophilia?"

[sirgusa91]

"I have need of your special gifts"

"Okay-wait what."

[NefariousEvildoer]

2:44 - Her parents named her 'Signy Home-Wrecker'?

[Yoda0099]

@NefariousEvildoer in the game they are a bunch of women who act like harlots to lure men in and then rob them.

I think home wrecker is a title she gave herself/

[RenekazeUK]

I fukken lol'd.

[painexkoichi]

LMAO! Noooo not Picard!!!!

[SonicX4545]

73 people never hear greetings in Oblivion.

[qmeche123]

PATRICK STEWART FTW

[KenzooHD]

'I have need of your special gifts'

'Who will help an old beggar..?'

'I will pay well for your services!'

'The escape route leads through your cell!'

LOLOLOLOLOL.

[JohnGreene444]

"I have need of some special gifts." Wowowow. What kind of gifts?

[thatSaori]

"I have need of your SPECIAL gifts"

[mojpiesto]

Daedra Worship works every time :D

[DuPuieproductions]

WOAHWTFWASTHATREALLY.....

CAPTAIN PICARD!?!!?!??!?!!

[LamentOfInnocence1]

"I heard you know how to MOVE in light armor."

You see, it's not the voice acting in Oblivion that's bad. It's the writing. It's so beautifully bad in a good way.

[NuclearVaadal]

"Who will help and old beggar" + random neck spasms

[mad200000]

u actually got that newspaper thing working? ;O

[PivotChipmunk]

Where are those two girls who say lets go to the farmhouse and get to know eachother better located? i wonder if its like what happens if you pay the prostitute in Fallout 3, just lay on the same bed

[Xennified]

'You're a sneaky looking sort' *Dog uncloaks* xD

[UberPastaZombie]

1:11

"Who will help an old beggar..?"

-looks away and immediately turns back to player-

lol

[DeathnoteBB]

Should have kept it going to "Why don't you take everything off and place it there on the table." Can't get anymore direct than that! Well unless you said "Me. You. Sex. Now."

[karatechopkitten]

1:27 Wow, I've never heard that one before.

[ultradude100]

"Are you prepared to begin?" xDDDDDDDDDDD

[GeneralAlphaShark]

Stop! You have violated the law! I'm going to have to take you..... downtown! ;)

[RickyV300]

"Its you... HI >:L" "How goes it?" "I ran into a few mudcrabs yesterday, nasty little creatures" "What's the news from the other parts of tamriel?" "Good bye" "Bye"

[roopo1999]

lol

[shadowfang014]

i will be here, waiting for you, (shifting eyes)!! muhahahahahahahaha

[diezombie6]

is that lady at 2.40 the same voice of Moira in Fallout 3

[VinnyTheRuler]

Where is the place where they say "Me and Fastena here are lonly too."?

[mistad00m]

i love this. oblivion is funny in its own way.

all the characters are voiced by like 5 people, and the way they get angry and say things are just flat out hilarious sometimes.

[mistad00m]

this is wayyy too funny ! XD

[LlamaInk]

"You've got some nimble fingers, what have you been getting into?" would have been a good one.

[SpecialK490]

Nice one Uriel!

[hiitsme3love128]

I just realized how sexual Oblivion is.

[RoseOToes]

Your a sneaky looking sort

[MrPwnBlog]

how about mixing up some potions lol

[Nipotius]

"How about mixing up some potions?"

"ITS A TRAP!"

*Troll Face*

[365doa]

omg do cc - transcibe audio on this vid its fucking hilarious

[Lokuulio]

71 people are not getting any "Fun at the farmhouse" Tonight

[Perszeusz]

Listen sunshine, I ain't in the mood!

[therealsuperhobo]

Now I realize what ruined Oblivion for me.

The Dunmer voices. Compare them in Morrowind with the ones in Oblivion.

Still a great game though.

[skillzdatkillz900]

are you prepared to begin? HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

[skillzdatkillz900]

are you prepared to begin? i don't know why but that just made me fucking explode :L

[ThePikachuKiller]

i didn`t even know you could meet the gray fox, must ye complete ye olde thiefs guild? (fail)

[del23lax2323]

"you are the one from my wet dreams"

[Fridderz]

LMAO

[UpsidedownThinker]

The Gray Fox was the best.

"I have need of your special skills."

"I will pay you well for your services."

[Afrnadu]

I need of your special gifts.

[LordHenRz]

How about mixing up some potions ^^ ooooh suggestive

[Dygiidur]

When my dad was playing, he was in a building (the fighter's guild or whatever it's called), and one of the guys said to him suggestively, "Look at the muscles on you! :D"

[MasterChieeff]

captions!! awesome!!! wroNg sometimes!!! makes them better!!! why am i talking like this!!!

[InfernalGaming]

'I will pay you well for your services' LOL

[Fr0st1989]

"Looks like this is your lucky day!" Best pickup line ever.

[Watwar5]

So, have you bet on any arena matches lately? No doubt. 

[overNineTHOUSAND98]

"how about mixing up some potions?"

"what's the news from the other parts of tamriel?" "nothing i'd like to talk about :/" "I've heard others say the same..."

haha

[Evilskull75]

*snicker* Uriel Septim, the Pimperor, that's how Martin came to be.

[MajorHarvestMoonFan]

Are you prepared to begin X3 Nice XD its funny

[DrunkenPanda200]

Ah, no-one knows how to pick 'em like old Uriel Septim.

[zkilla30]

lol i get what you mean about the 3 thieves...i mean, if this was in modern times it would have been like this:

"Hey baby, let's fuck"

"OH HELLS YEAH"

see how simple that was?

[XXXUnSungXXX]

I will pay you for your services.

[Aechlys]

"You're a sneaky looking sort" as her dog materializes out of the church lol.

[LiesieM]

The beggar one was the funniest by far.

[Extremophite]

The dialogue is so much better out of context.

[Dilz424]

Ohh i have need of your special gifts ;)

[karnewarrior]

Wow, Uriel. He hits on everyone. And I do mean EVERYONE.

[Renegader51]

i will pay you well for your serives.......baby~ -perv smile-

[DonbeeFwz]

"You are the one from my dreams." Gee, I like you too, Emperor, but you're getting a bit ahead of yourself...

[andreiiori]

"I am your empERROR"

[yuruka96]

how about mixing up some potions? -perv face-

[hellobonjour1]

HHAAHHHAHAHAAA funny as, 'HAIL!' - SCORE

[Rinchan627]

Haha, my brother and I cracked up :) god that was amazing :)

[oryandymackie95]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[joaqim123]

Hmm , Light armor , Sneak , Alchemy... I'm guessing you're an Assassin.

[ImunchiesI]

Random words thrown into dialog. Makes me feel special.

[ImunchiesI]

Random words thrown into dialog. Makes me feel special.

[Kozhio]

Those male beggars, like the one at 1:12 always remind me of Sean Connery.

[Pohalingalinga]

@Kozhio Haha so true. My brothers and I laughed our heads off when we first heard one :)

[Kozhio]

Those male beggars, like the one at 1:12 always remind me of Sean Connery.

[xXmOtHaFuCkaXx]

i got a boner at 3.10

[RandomGuy1994]

"Heard any news from other provinces?"

"Nothing i'd like to talk about."

"I've heard others say the same."

Ummm.... wtf??

[Psycocore]

"You're nothing but a stuck up Harlot with cheap parlor tricks" lol

[DonnyBunny]

He's very well know for his movement in "light armour"

[DonnyBunny]

He's very well know for his movement in "light armour"

[Cassper]

I will be here. waiting for you.

[RocketGirl888]

Hilarious! xD

[AubreyHalo]

Wohhhh xD Emperial Uriel Septim was the sexiest

[SUPAOWNR]

"im saving up enough for some medicine" ROFL

[MrBobshadow]

The whole vids hilarious with your head in the gutter! XD

[Toxin8888]

"How about mixing up some bushes"

. . . DX *shaves*

[MrShinjiTabris]

lol mention deadra worship XD

[WolReaper]

smooth jean-luc :D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D:D

[SILVERFOX8895]

Lol 3:17 "watch alchemists gone wild"

[Alexdark73]

I have need of your "special gifts"

[F33bs]

SNIFF

Heard any news from the other provinces?

[Hunter4839]

"Golf, anyone?"

"Do I really have to spell it out for you?"

"Actually, yes."

[LadySazura]

Listen, sunshine. I ain't in the mood!

[LadySazura]

"I heard you know how to move in light armor."

[raviel132]

XD LOL "I'll be waiting for you here...." That was histerical!

[AwesomeArvid]

Lol, awesome

[Krydox]

Convo's with the moody orc in cheydinhal are also good.

[Suutrom]

"May you kills be quick in many"

I gotta use that...

[xxalexmonxx]

lol the grey fox was the best part XD but u missed classic adoring fan stuff such as "here? right here?what about say... over there? no? alright then. your the grand champion. whatever you say."

[Chameleon569]

what the hell ?

[Ceimbellina]

"Walk before i get...NAAASTY!"

haha

[Deathnote7111990]

wanna mix some potions? lol

[Quouar]

This is hilarious! Well done!

[micprn]

@Quouar make a cream pie?

[ButterKnife66]

I heard you know how to move in light armor.

[PATTON36015]

will you help an old begger lolololol.ololo

[TheKa89]

May your kills be great and many!!!!

Lol, if a man ever complimented me that much, I might just have to go out with him.

[demonmax333]

@TheKa89 you sound like my girl, evil, heartless, silent and deadly :O

[DeathnoteBB]

@TheKa89 That's pretty shallow :/

[Haloman728]

LOL! "Your saving up for your own medicine"

[poseidor3]

the guy that says'' i have no time for your pathetic attempts at small talk'' whats he for just to piss people or for a quest?

[Left4Epic]

I have need of your special gifts...

[Rion98]

i love when she says nothing id like to talk about

the he says i heard others to say the same i laugh so hard when ppl say that

[soniczdawun]

3:53

the lady just screwed up the whole thing.

That one action is a critical failure insurance.

[Serpentx00]

Lame. .cant believe you went through all thats and didnt get the chick asking you about necrophilia

[JLangk]

They should make the NPC only greet people that are above 50 disposition and then only 20% or 15% of the time. If they do that they can even expand the area.

[zech0]

When your a hi level in lockpicking they say "youve got some nimble loocking fingers, what have u been getting into?" lol that would have been perfect

[zech0]

i will pay well for your services ROFL

[uppermanxx]

this must of token you forever

nice job!

[hedaevin]

seriously we dont get hints!

[shoplifting1is1fun]

"i will pay you well for your services"

lool

[DanDood11]

"I heard you know how to move in light armour."

[stockportcounty1792]

'Do you want to learn about alteration?'

LOLAGE

[Krrooww]

Pfft. Lucien has the best pick-up lines.

[undershot1]

"How about we mix up some potions?"

There's a reson they call it bonemeal

...I can't believe I actually said that.

[punkzkill4life]

oh and also, if you listen, Daedric Gates, as ive heard form the ppl of Cyrodiil, were being opened in front of every city...across Tamriel! onder what it mustve been like in Vvardenfell!

[punkzkill4life]

1:04

must kill. =D

[DanDood11]

3:05 where do you find this person in Oblvion lol...

[inFamouspwner]

3 things

whats with his head 1:10

hail times 2 4:42

when your stats or skills go over 70 they say stuff about it(you look like a bright one=intellect you smell of death,been conjuring undead lately?=conjuration

[Indomitable]

Good video, but also the greatest agrument for using the essential (in my opinion) mod, No more annoying comments.

[Dkr84]

I hear you move well in light armor...

lol

[therandomstuffinc]

CRAP YOU!

[jukkari12]

did he say i am your emperor urilan septim? :D

[Haloman728]

lol... "i heard you know how to move in light armor"

[ElementSkater036]

i will pay you for your services

xD

[gryphonprince]

"your the sneaky looking sort." RAPIST!!!

lol..did anyone notice her dog that fades into the back ground?

Scared the shit outta me that did.

I bet her dog is the sneaky looking sort.

[nonconman]

2:56 wheres that place lol

[gtp77]

It's a quest in Anvil.

[Jake0410572]

May your kills be quick and many.....quite the pick up line

[Destonium]

I laughed all through the 'Learn from a Master' segment.

"You... I've seen you. Let me see your face... You are the one from my dreams."

"Perhaps the gods have placed you here so that we may meet."

Perfect.

[DarkLink727]

"golf anyone?" LOL your awsome!

[lolpankake]

walk away before i get nasty lol

[TheUnknownDungeon]

"May your kills be quick and many" Totally using this sometime.

[potterpals12]

"i hear you move well in light armor" haha"im in need of your special gifts.."

[yousini]

lol

[EdikShepherd]

Where did you find those two ladies that want to do it with you? Is it only on the PC version?

[MrVideo129845]

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!! NO!! are you serious, message me and i will explain

[oxfyll]

they are from a quest you can get in Anvil by asking about rumors, they take you to their place and tell you to take off all your things, say no or else you will fight four of them in only your underwear :P

[Nighthawk42493]

LOL ALCHEMISTS GONE WILD!!!

[TheBeefyWizard35]

how do i find those alchemist whores? lol

[shredaholic86]

This is hilarious!

[LinkMyBoy]

never thought of the emperor as the guy who played picard

[OblivionKnight457]

''its you...hi''

''what?''

''oh...hello''

''listen. sunshine. I aint in the mood! you want something. talk to Owyn. he's right over there for Shinji's sake!''

''i have no time for your pathetic attempts at small talk. now walk away. before i get...nasty!''

[AhkbarShibazh]

the emperor and the Gray Fox were the funniest

[lyndonrebutoc]

HAIL!

[gingakiddy]

at 2:16 you should of put 'through your' and then add in that cat dude saying 'penisss...'

[Ninjadrags]

Do you mean Weebam-na?

[axus111]

My favorite one was 'What?'

[roxiifoxx]

"are you prepared to begin?"

"i heard you know how to move... in light armour"

"may your kills be quick.. and many"

"your a sneaky looking sort"

"how about mixing up of some potions"

"i have need for your special gifts"

"who will help an old begger"

"so you're not a complete loser... but not get cocky"

all of these made me laugh.. but the funniest one i thought was:

"you're nothing but a old harnett, with cheap parlour tricks" LMAOOO...

[roxiifoxx]

that was seriously hilarious!

goodjob.

[xXroundincirclesXx]

"Now walk away before i get...nasty"

lololol

[farmerboy245]

lolololololololololol!

[dragontooth112]

"Night of fun you won't soon forget"

Slick one eh?

[agentvirgo]

they left out a lot of the really saucy stuff. I always get creeped out when men and women of all kinds go "look at the muscles on you!" ... especially at the Mage's Guild University.