I don't care if you say you're short and gay Wookie I'll still take you and Kibum. "Stop dialing our line bitch, don't you know who you're talking to?" hahahaha <3
i wanna buy them all & take a good care of them so they won't have to sell themselves again.. kk my chullie doesn't want to be bought by fans? :3 (nomnom)
this is a hard decison but i made up my mind and i'm just going to take yah guys one at a time spread it out a little try everyone and see which one i like best
Oh, I was watching this again and noticed Heechul´s line I missed before. Buy me and your dead!!...rofl...don´t worry Heechul, I just want you for company and to give me a good laugh, Kangin is for the other stuff...
I will have all of them Yesung; He can sing to me GameKyu: I can play games with him Ryeowook: He can compose music about me Heechul: He'd prolly be defiant, but we can write poetry Shindong: Can teach me to dance Donghae: Sing "Beautiful" to me <3 Siwon: I will enjoy those Abbs Leeteuk: Will Take care of meo.o;; Hankgen: You can cook for me Kibum: So hot, nice smile Henry: We'll put your fingers to good use Monkey: Will entertain me <3 with awesome dancing skillz SM: So Cute Kagin: Protect me
one yesung for charisma and I'll take the buy yesung and get turtle free deal, one kibum for the smile effect, one siwon for the "keep best friends away from hyukie" deal, and one kyuhyun for late night vocals and romantic background effect <3
I'll take one eunhyuk for marriage, one fishy to keep him happy, one heechul to help with styling and tips, one ryeowook for cooking and all around adorable-ness, one hankyung to keep the heechul product satisfied, one sungmin to "help" the ryeowook product, one leeteuk for guidance in the bedroom, one kangin to help leeteuk demonstrate,
I'll take Eunhyuk. :) I'd take the rest of them too but everyone should get their fair share, hehe. Damnit, DBSK all sold out! I wonder if SHINee is..
i want to choose heechul ,but he would kill me.i choose hankyung because he's the chinese sex god.and yesung keep me up all night.and kibum because he know's how we americans do.
ROFLMAO that was hilarious!! XD Heechul comes out of no where "Buy me and you're DEAD!!" ahaha and Yunho is my fav DBSK member so when that line popped up i was dieing with laughter XD great job thanx for posting! ^__^
ur comment made me lol. XDD well, we'll just have to find ways to tire him out then, won't we, until he falls asleep frm exhaustion? *cough* personally, nothing's stopping me frm getting a yesung, even if it means sleepless nights and panda eyes.
awesome parody. :D but now you've made me crave for a yesung, damnit. >.>
*snickers* I'll test them before I buy them. I wanna make sure my products work first
KataskiFaravel 2 months ago
holy shit when hankyung said:
"Do you want a hot chinese sex god to be at your beck and call?" i swear i'm not even joking, i almost died of a nosebleed.
and hell yes siwon your fuckin hawt.
I'll take Hankyung, Siwon, Hyukkie, Kangin, Sungmin, and Kyuhyun too ^^
newspaperpanda 2 months ago
.......Do I get a discount for buying them all?
TokaTonoOtakuNinja 3 months ago 4
I would buy Heechul, Yesung and Hyukie LOLz
no nvm... I want them all!!!!!!!!~ *grin*
Mizuxxx77 4 months ago
Will buy Yesung for any amount. Definitely.
And Kibum. And Hankyung.
Thegigglinggyrl 5 months ago
love henrys advert xD
JustMoiRobin 5 months ago
i love this version of the parody for don't don so much more!
NerdyAngel00 5 months ago
"Do you want a hot Chinese Sex God to be at your beck and call?"
YOU.
ME.
BED.
NOW.
TheCatIsUmm 5 months ago
i loved it when heechul was like "dont wanna!!" XD
suksjbb 5 months ago
I love how everyone's saything they'll buy Heechul. He said if you
buy him your dead! o:
xolollipopkidsx 6 months ago in playlist Liked
LOL HEECHUL
ayoama 7 months ago
When they said that Yunho/DBSK was already sold out, I was like, "OMG THIS VIDEO CAN READ MY MIND!" XD
0mohni0 8 months ago 5
*gets out checkbook*
how much do you want for the whole lot?
teehee
LadyThisbe 8 months ago 3
I'd like to order Heechul ... and throw in Hangeng to keep him happy.
drummingturtle 8 months ago
I don't care if you say you're short and gay Wookie I'll still take you and Kibum. "Stop dialing our line bitch, don't you know who you're talking to?" hahahaha <3
7700653 9 months ago
i wanna buy them all & take a good care of them so they won't have to sell themselves again.. kk my chullie doesn't want to be bought by fans? :3 (nomnom)
SunaoTeam 9 months ago
who's the person at 1:55?
amyandandrew1234 10 months ago
@amyandandrew1234
Kyuhyun ^^
SunaoTeam 9 months ago
this is a hard decison but i made up my mind and i'm just going to take yah guys one at a time spread it out a little try everyone and see which one i like best
CanadianSuJu01 11 months ago
I'll take that Henry plz~
ANIMATED15 11 months ago 4
Teukie Yesung and Minnie for me :D
Oh I think I'd never leave my house ;D
erkpentsage 11 months ago
i'll take heechul and leeteuk, what's the number?
ErrumiaHanuko 1 year ago
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- *takes out wallet*
: D I'll take them all~ /wink wink
1ranma1 1 year ago 8
Kibum doing american style with fetishism included??wow!anyway this really made me lol with tears!
glitterygemz 1 year ago
lol 'dbsk is already sold out'
tvxqfanatic97 1 year ago
LOVE THE RANDOM BUFFER-LAX. JUST WANTED TO SAY. AND GIMMIE ALL THE TEUKIES YOU HAVE! XDXD
merine96 1 year ago
Of course i watch this after my phone got lost XD
BlossomCHI 1 year ago
So what's the number for Shinee? >.>
shoonkun 1 year ago 5
give me the phone number, and trust me ill call.
MegaOffthehook 1 year ago
LMFAO I loved this xD
Heechul: BUY ME AND YOU'RE DEAD!
JKparody 1 year ago 6
damn i wanted too buy DBSK shit they were all sold out -_- haha XD
Ecstatic92Weirdos93 1 year ago 2
i would buy all of them XDDDDDDDDDDDD
TheSHINeeJessie 1 year ago
1:45 is?
ChobitAngels89 1 year ago
@ChobitAngels89 kibum then siwon
heathermcd89 1 year ago
now where did i put my phone??? xD
ziralovesuju336 1 year ago
3 ppl dun wan suju 2 b on their beds..
ziralovesuju336 1 year ago
@ziralovesuju336 3 people can't get through the line to get them in bed. LOL!
purplehill89 1 year ago
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ziralovesuju336 1 year ago
Oh, I was watching this again and noticed Heechul´s line I missed before. Buy me and your dead!!...rofl...don´t worry Heechul, I just want you for company and to give me a good laugh, Kangin is for the other stuff...
Bootcampable 1 year ago
@Bootcampable HAHAHA I AGREE XD
theghostofyou14 1 year ago
ROFL...great parody...but talking about business: I'm going to take Heechul and Kangin...
Bootcampable 1 year ago
lol hunting them down? that's great <3
Cotomishi 1 year ago
buy them ALL!
MsSunhappy 1 year ago
THE BEST parody ever!
carefreeangel 1 year ago
i'll be buying that nice Yesung... what? I have money left over. I'll take the Kangin as well.
mikkimikka 1 year ago
Gatinhadomeulove 1 year ago
"you like them short nd gay?"
screw you, wookies mine :<
thegossipcandy 1 year ago
Please do a bonamana parody xD
Italktoflowers 1 year ago
ill take eunteuk lol XD
xFayProductionz 1 year ago
Ajumama I will take.....
Minnie-oppa
RyeoWookie-oppa
KyuHyun-oppa
Henry-gege and
HanGeng-gege....yes i want the Chinese Sex God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xixigirl 1 year ago
Heenim is a sex slave in denial. I'll take him. =D
PhoenixFlowerSophia 1 year ago 4
I'll take Kyuhyun, bad bleach job looks HAWT on him
CAblackwood100 1 year ago
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eyefanatic 1 year ago
XD Love this!!! I normally hate Parody's but this is just awesome!!!
kaoru85 1 year ago
one yesung for charisma and I'll take the buy yesung and get turtle free deal, one kibum for the smile effect, one siwon for the "keep best friends away from hyukie" deal, and one kyuhyun for late night vocals and romantic background effect <3
panda234 1 year ago 6
I'll take one eunhyuk for marriage, one fishy to keep him happy, one heechul to help with styling and tips, one ryeowook for cooking and all around adorable-ness, one hankyung to keep the heechul product satisfied, one sungmin to "help" the ryeowook product, one leeteuk for guidance in the bedroom, one kangin to help leeteuk demonstrate,
panda234 1 year ago 9
I'd very much like a Kyuhyun and Siwon alongside China's best export.
kagnomi 1 year ago
Yes, um, one Henry, Ryeowook, Lord of Dance...
oh, heck, all of them pleasee. xD
JenniferXD77 1 year ago
"Sometimes stylists make mistakes, but she's dead now." LOL Sungmin.
I'll take the Lord of the Dance, with a side order of THE REST OF EM.
bahahaha Hyukkieee.
darkharts 1 year ago 4
how much does it cost to buy them all? :3
and can the be delivered? :3 please~~
EminXChangminLove 1 year ago
i'll take Siwon please!
marie2902 1 year ago
HENRY could be HOTTER if he danced the pelvic thrusting too... agree ?? :)
kylaluvsblaine02 1 year ago 3
i'll take Donghae <33
killerwasp102 1 year ago
*picks jaw up off the floor*
soymilkakira 1 year ago 8
i want to gave kyuhyun please....no matter how much the costs is he...=P
nuttyalmonds 2 years ago
Ahh yes, I'd like one Kyuhyun please, with a side order of Henry. Yes, id' like the Kyu-ry package with matching plushies. : D
invertedbutterflies 2 years ago 2
i'll take heechul, he looks crazy....and i LIKE it crazy! (haha i sound so like my brother!)
yookabu 2 years ago 2
Kyuhyun!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!
But i would buy em all! Gotta catch em all!
XD
noOne233 2 years ago 30
I want sungmin to keep me up all night he can be a bad boy to u know
Kpopcrazegurl 2 years ago 5
You could buy Henry, and get SuJu M for free as a gift x'''''DDDD
NyappyRainbows 2 years ago 4
i wanna buy them all!
:D
jenniehawj 2 years ago
I'd buy Hangeng cuz he looked
like he new wat he waz doin
1:16-1:18
&&I'd buy Heechul just tu her him bitch
toniizhott 2 years ago 64
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toniizhott 2 years ago
short and gay , I BUY *o* (lol ? )
-my bias xDDD-
and yesung too x3 ♥
NyappyRainbows 2 years ago 5
Aww danm i guess i wont be asking them for yunho <3
Lmao
But ill takee kyuhyun ^_^
BreLovesAsians 2 years ago
lol this is an upscale 1800-call me LOL
moochacn 2 years ago
I would so buy Kyuhyun. He's all I need to keep me up at night. ;)
undergroundsoul94 2 years ago
haha i'd definitely take yesung and siwon :'D awesome subs.
ameebasd 2 years ago
Haha - Heechul "Buy me and you're dead"! LOL
They cook, clean house, specialize in hip thrusts, who could ask for more?!
AkariYuzuki 2 years ago 9
I'll take everyone. And Yunho too.
Sirikenobi 2 years ago 5
mmmmm. i probably buy yesung to keep me up all night.
hanasuju 2 years ago
ha ha lol. i will buy all of them
koolkatjade121 2 years ago 4
hmmm... i'll take hankyung, siwon, eunhyuk...
hehe...just joking...
nice subs... really funny
darkstaticX123 2 years ago
hmmmmmmm I think I'll take a RyeoWook, Kibum...Hankyung and.....maybe a Yesung...
twilight62001 2 years ago
lmao my favorite SuJu song and MV, hilarious parody
Destiny13 2 years ago
sungmin. ryeowook. henry. i'll give you all the money you want ;_;
onigirichan140495 2 years ago
"I talk all night long~~"
Yesung i'll buy you!!!
anothersujufan 2 years ago
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Wtfkimberly 2 years ago
who is at
1:25 and 1:34?
btw i'll take....
RYEWOOK, YESUNG, SUNGMIN
x33karen 2 years ago 2
oh my god I can't stop laughing!!
if only, huh.. :D
and 1:25 is sungmin, 1:34 is heechul :)
kameguchii 2 years ago
since DBSK sold out....
i want to buy ALL the 13!!!!!!
i'll take all of them than i'll buy henry in the chinese store.....
say....
where can u get zhou mi????
The13SuJuLover 2 years ago
I want kyuhyun, leeteuk, and ryeowook =D
animemonkey84 2 years ago
I'm interested! I'll take...all of them! If I can't afford it, then just Hankyung.
I'd like to see more of that Patented Sex Slave Technique to decide properly, thanks.
"Buy me and you're dead!" Typical Heechul.
Aw, I would've bought DBSK in an instant.
TheNewKidOnThaBlock 2 years ago 3
LOL @ beginning captions. xD
Heechul so does not want to get bought. "BUY ME AND I'LL KILL YOU." xD
Siwon. . .you just had to add his almighty religiousness. Bahahaha!
Sungmin killed his hairstylist. xD
MinaKisagari 2 years ago
Omgee =D
im so turned on right how (;
i wanna buy
Hangeng,Heechul,Sungmin,Shiwon,Kibum,Donghae,Eunhyuk =D
in dat order ^^ lol
heiditvxq 2 years ago
I'll take Eunhyuk. :) I'd take the rest of them too but everyone should get their fair share, hehe. Damnit, DBSK all sold out! I wonder if SHINee is..
LilChoikang 2 years ago 3
Hmmm...I won't be too greedy so I'll only take:
-Hankyung, Haaawt with that hair ;) Well, hawt anywayz but~
-Heechul, I like a challenge LOL kekeke...
-Aaand Sungmin of course ^^ I NEED to change his hair BAD
MidnightOnTheOcean 2 years ago
who was playing the violin? sry I'm new.. dont know any names T_T
SkyeVaughn 2 years ago
henry lau from sjm
he's not in super junior
cloudlove5 2 years ago
I'LL HAVE YESUNGGIE NOW <3333
And Uh.. I'll take Teukie, Kanginnie and Henry now XD
TheTechnicBeat 2 years ago
ahhahaa. "specialize in hip thrust, you know you like." XD
i'll order hyukkie, donghae and minnie. :D
yf310 2 years ago 2
no we don't have yunho. lmao
and i totally agree with killing minnie's stylist - that hair D:
chyuu 2 years ago 4
I'll take Siwon: "God's son" and turn him into a bad boy ;)
Marshmallows33 2 years ago
Hmmm , can I get them all ? :D
I'll definetely take Siwon , 'cause he's HOT :) And he's my favorite too ^^
Then maybe Hankyung , Kyuhyun and Hyukkie :p
PrettyGiirl2213 2 years ago 3
i'll order the fiery heechul oppa hehehe
allina12 2 years ago 4
my order:
1 tookie angel
2 kyuhyun
4 ryeoweok The ultimate top
1 eunhyuk
2 donghae
5 heechul and the rest next time ;)
HOTORIHONZO 2 years ago 5
LOL i will order KYUHYUN XDD and if i could donghae too XDDD
Fahrenheitluverxoxo 2 years ago 2
i want to choose heechul ,but he would kill me.i choose hankyung because he's the chinese sex god.and yesung keep me up all night.and kibum because he know's how we americans do.
hanasuju 2 years ago 5
I'll take the KEY -{K}yuHyun-{EunHyuk}
-{Y}esung- to my heart!
Damn, EunHyuk with them pelvic thrust, he must be really good in bed XDD <3
And KyuHyun and Yeesung! ULTIMATE PHONE SEX XDDDD
VietHan906 2 years ago 40
hmm... don't know which one to choose lol
nice video =)
nastya9208 2 years ago 3
oh darn! dbsk is sold out...
aquariusmami 2 years ago 3
LOL
gimme the religious one please!
Buy one, get the rest free? Yes, yes?
Your parodies are different from most of the other people, which I like because it's actually funny and not boring.
meeepx 2 years ago 9
nice parody
id order ryowook, kyuhyun, hankyung, kim kibum, and henry!!!!!!!! lol
aikozi 2 years ago 2
okay i wont but heechul anymore i got scared 1:34. i would take kibum american style.
can i take leeteuk??
God's favorite son, eh -~~ Siwon. haha
yesung's part "Hmmmm" cracked me up just dont know why. lol.
xOxtopsyturvyxOx 2 years ago
^^ I think I'd order Mr. American style with his fetish interest xDDDDDDDDDDD
no no no, we all know this is a parody
xKeirafanx 2 years ago 2
Haha, for Heechul is should have been "Buy him and your dead!" :PP
Throw a little HanChul in there. XD
DragonStarlight 2 years ago 5
can i order me some leeteuk!
campcawaii16 2 years ago 3
ooh, i'd DEFINITELY order them all :]
xxRandomAznxx 2 years ago 6
"and dont judge me by hairstyle, stylist make mistakes " XDDDDDDDDDDDD
this actually me laugh for about 5 min
kissxofxblood 2 years ago 7
may be i'll by the "F**** hot religious boy"^^
thanks for the vid!
marie2902 2 years ago 3
we cook, clean up the house for you, specialize in hip thrusts - you know you like!!
Hell to the Yeah!!
lol at Chul's buy me and you're dead =D
and yes, hyuk.. i have plenty of idea as to the ways your body bends...
hannie, you do indeed drip talent from your pores.. and i like the idea of the newest top of the line product ^_^good thing i like leather =P
NOOOO!!! they HAD to be out of DBSK =(
nina4jesus4life 2 years ago 12
eve though its a joke i would place an order XD
ah this us hilarious
sex slave!!!!!!!!!!
JrockIsTehSmex 2 years ago
LOL i no the lyrics are fake n ur a fan n this was for fun it was hilarious trust me but when u made him short n gay I winced
adorable4eva 2 years ago 7
I'll take kibum please!!
MY friend will take Siwon (i'll share him)
And...you know what I take all of them....but Kibum is mine just for me~
MewNami 2 years ago
Hot damn tomorrow is payday...I'll take one Yesung please! How much?!? It's not like I really have to pay rent or utilities...right?
MalinVaine 2 years ago 5
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These girls sure are taking this seriously...
Placing orders and everything, ha. So this is how kinky females are.
ihotphoi 2 years ago
dude, it's a joke, nothing more. -.-
ftlouim 2 years ago 5
heenim,hannie and siwon.
and not worry heechul is not going to try to kil me,after all i plan to let him play with his friends XD.
you acept money orders? <3
selenecrystalwings 2 years ago 2
YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love this version of Don't Don
Btw: can I buy the chinese sex god...i think he'll be perfect for me....i am willing to pay a lot :D
shnsk39 2 years ago 5
*starts looking fer cash and phone*
Kingdomheartsmyap611 2 years ago 6
O__O damn this is the best i wanna buy all of em even henry and zhou how much? ROFLMFAO"S
Kingdomheartsmyap611 2 years ago 3
o my goodness i cant get tired of watching this~
sooooo HI LARRY US!!!
im buddhist but i still want gods son :D
yaminyee 2 years ago 3
lol....your parodie always makes me lmao haha!!!!
kyuhyun04 2 years ago
omg i'll have siwon and kyuhyun and that will make me melt.......siwon for me and kyuhyun for my sis hahax!!! and i want yesung too!!!
asvirgo2 2 years ago
true true soooooooo true
sinnerinheaven82 2 years ago
hankyung is sooooooo damn hot
sinnerinheaven82 2 years ago 3
hot Chinese Sex God at you beck and call. please and thank you. Siwon I will have all of you
SyngeSynasta 2 years ago
Bwahahaha~ I loved this ;DD Their lines are just perfect, I wanna buy all of them! xDD
Alergion 2 years ago 3
Heechul's "Buy me and you're dead!" nearly killed me. And after Siwon's lines I just couldn't breathe anymore. xD
EvilKuraudo 2 years ago 2
ROFLMAO that was hilarious!! XD Heechul comes out of no where "Buy me and you're DEAD!!" ahaha and Yunho is my fav DBSK member so when that line popped up i was dieing with laughter XD great job thanx for posting! ^__^
CrystalLensia 3 years ago
im gods favorite child: siwon ROFL
omo
this i HILARIOUS!!!
SHINeeluva1 3 years ago 3
lol
sungmin "stylists made mistakes but she's dead now".
lol
kyu2 "how many people can still look this ot with a bad bleach job?"
redshoki123 3 years ago 2
LMFAO! Heechul!! "Buy me and you're dead!"
*rofl*
At first I was all "no way the first one's way better" but...but....GAH! THIS IS AMAZING!
sacryde 3 years ago 4
Hahaha, Yunho. =)
They don't need him!
Thanks for making fun of Ryeowook for me!
lexicona 3 years ago
..Puhahaha! I needed to comeback and see this. I though about it..and
I'll have a Siwon ,a yesung, a kyuhyun maybe some Chinese thrown in there too...!! Hahah Rockin the crop circles!. my fav line..LOLXD
Jehee23 3 years ago
yea.. me too.. i'll have a yesung, kibum, hankyung and henry please.. hahahahahahaha
redshoki123 3 years ago
im buying hannie <3
meishjennie 3 years ago
3:46 onwards ^_^
erhabori 3 years ago
***buy
NINJAomgFilms 3 years ago
im sorry but id but them all!!!
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NINJAomgFilms 3 years ago
I'll buy Kyuhun, Yesung, Siwon and Hangeng no probs :)
redeyehorror96 3 years ago
I'll buy me a little Donghae thank you very muuuch~
Su54 3 years ago
Cash or credit ? I'm soooooooooo buying them XD
Loved every second of the parody, made me ROFL!!!
<3
Irukei 3 years ago
ur comment made me lol. XDD well, we'll just have to find ways to tire him out then, won't we, until he falls asleep frm exhaustion? *cough* personally, nothing's stopping me frm getting a yesung, even if it means sleepless nights and panda eyes.
awesome parody. :D but now you've made me crave for a yesung, damnit. >.>
artisticvoice 3 years ago
thank you!
schizo7xscream 3 years ago
hillarious! *dies laughing*
question: who's the one with the red hair?
schizo7xscream 3 years ago
heechul
meishjennie 3 years ago
Can I book Yehsung? Want to see how much fail will it be if we are locked in one room together XDDD
Oh, and I really need to go to China because their last limited offer is tall, smiley and extra hot =)
Lalaif 3 years ago 2
I'll take HeeChul, LeeTeuk, KyuHyun and RyeoWook~ Credit card? Charge it xD jkjk~
this is pretty cute xD
reinaxox 3 years ago 6
Umm...yeah, I'll have a Heechul, Kibum, Hankyung and Donghae to go. Oh and throw that talented, spiced up Henry in there too. >:D
Cr0in 3 years ago 4
BUT SHE IS DEAD NOW !?!?! XDXD HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
ooo another funny parody xD your gooood! love it ! xDXD SUJU <3 xD
JooyceJustME 3 years ago
"Only availible in our China stores."
Damn...How much is a flight to China? XD
satsukiyagami 3 years ago 6
can i have a leeteuk, hangeng, kangin, and siwon please...with a littlw ryeowook on the side
Thanx
SuJuGurl89 3 years ago
ROFL!
that was pretty funny!
hahah~ siwonnie..
I like the Talent driping from my pores part!! amazing!
SJ FIGHTING!
Jehee23 3 years ago
"You like them short and gay? I'll be perfect for you."
This part cracked me up. I still love you Ryeowook!
YuriHimeIsh 3 years ago 2
Well,I'd like to order RyeoWook,SungMin,HanKyung and HeeChul,please~
perfectpassion16 3 years ago 3
xDDDD~
perfectpassion16 3 years ago
"Only real men can rock the crop circles."
LOL
kyritachiii 3 years ago
What does it mean? Is it a reference to his haircut or smth?
WhyNicollette 3 years ago
yeah... he's got that crazy buzz cut thing going on
kyritachiii 3 years ago
HANKYUNG OPPA!!!<3