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  • *snickers* I'll test them before I buy them. I wanna make sure my products work first

  • holy shit when hankyung said:

    "Do you want a hot chinese sex god to be at your beck and call?" i swear i'm not even joking, i almost died of a nosebleed.

    and hell yes siwon your fuckin hawt.

    I'll take Hankyung, Siwon, Hyukkie, Kangin, Sungmin, and Kyuhyun too ^^

  • .......Do I get a discount for buying them all?

  • I would buy Heechul, Yesung and Hyukie LOLz

    no nvm... I want them all!!!!!!!!~ *grin*

  • Will buy Yesung for any amount. Definitely.

    And Kibum. And Hankyung.

  • love henrys advert xD

  • i love this version of the parody for don't don so much more!

  • "Do you want a hot Chinese Sex God to be at your beck and call?"

    YOU.

    ME.

    BED.

    NOW.

  • i loved it when heechul was like "dont wanna!!" XD

  • I love how everyone's saything they'll buy Heechul. He said if you

    buy him your dead! o:

  • LOL HEECHUL

  • When they said that Yunho/DBSK was already sold out, I was like, "OMG THIS VIDEO CAN READ MY MIND!" XD

  • *gets out checkbook*

    how much do you want for the whole lot?

    teehee

  • I'd like to order Heechul ... and throw in Hangeng to keep him happy.

  • I don't care if you say you're short and gay Wookie I'll still take you and Kibum. "Stop dialing our line bitch, don't you know who you're talking to?" hahahaha <3

  • i wanna buy them all & take a good care of them so they won't have to sell themselves again.. kk my chullie doesn't want to be bought by fans? :3 (nomnom)

  • who's the person at 1:55?

  • @amyandandrew1234

    Kyuhyun ^^

  • this is a hard decison but i made up my mind and i'm just going to take yah guys one at a time spread it out a little try everyone and see which one i like best

  • I'll take that Henry plz~

  • Teukie Yesung and Minnie for me :D

    Oh I think I'd never leave my house ;D

  • i'll take heechul and leeteuk, what's the number?

  • PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- *takes out wallet*

    : D I'll take them all~ /wink wink

  • Kibum doing american style with fetishism included??wow!anyway this really made me lol with tears!

  • lol 'dbsk is already sold out'

  • LOVE THE RANDOM BUFFER-LAX. JUST WANTED TO SAY. AND GIMMIE ALL THE TEUKIES YOU HAVE! XDXD

  • Of course i watch this after my phone got lost XD

  • So what's the number for Shinee? >.>

  • give me the phone number, and trust me ill call.

  • LMFAO I loved this xD

    Heechul: BUY ME AND YOU'RE DEAD!

  • damn i wanted too buy DBSK shit they were all sold out -_- haha XD

  • i would buy all of them XDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • 1:45 is?

  • @ChobitAngels89 kibum then siwon

  • now where did i put my phone??? xD

  • 3 ppl dun wan suju 2 b on their beds..

  • @ziralovesuju336 3 people can't get through the line to get them in bed. LOL!

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  • Oh, I was watching this again and noticed Heechul´s line I missed before. Buy me and your dead!!...rofl...don´t worry Heechul, I just want you for company and to give me a good laugh, Kangin is for the other stuff...

  • @Bootcampable HAHAHA I AGREE XD

  • ROFL...great parody...but talking about business: I'm going to take Heechul and Kangin...

  • lol hunting them down? that's great <3

  • buy them ALL!

  • THE BEST parody ever!

  • i'll be buying that nice Yesung... what? I have money left over. I'll take the Kangin as well.

  • I will have all of them Yesung; He can sing to me GameKyu: I can play games with him Ryeowook: He can compose music about me Heechul: He'd prolly be defiant, but we can write poetry Shindong: Can teach me to dance Donghae: Sing "Beautiful" to me <3 Siwon: I will enjoy those Abbs Leeteuk: Will Take care of meo.o;; Hankgen: You can cook for me Kibum: So hot, nice smile Henry: We'll put your fingers to good use Monkey: Will entertain me <3 with awesome dancing skillz SM: So Cute Kagin: Protect me
  • "you like them short nd gay?"

    screw you, wookies mine :<

  • Please do a bonamana parody xD 

  • ill take eunteuk lol XD

  • Ajumama I will take.....

    Minnie-oppa

    RyeoWookie-oppa

    KyuHyun-oppa

    Henry-gege and

    HanGeng-gege....yes i want the Chinese Sex God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!

  • Heenim is a sex slave in denial. I'll take him. =D

  • I'll take Kyuhyun, bad bleach job looks HAWT on him

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  • XD Love this!!! I normally hate Parody's but this is just awesome!!!

  • one yesung for charisma and I'll take the buy yesung and get turtle free deal, one kibum for the smile effect, one siwon for the "keep best friends away from hyukie" deal, and one kyuhyun for late night vocals and romantic background effect <3

  • I'll take one eunhyuk for marriage, one fishy to keep him happy, one heechul to help with styling and tips, one ryeowook for cooking and all around adorable-ness, one hankyung to keep the heechul product satisfied, one sungmin to "help" the ryeowook product, one leeteuk for guidance in the bedroom, one kangin to help leeteuk demonstrate,

  • I'd very much like a Kyuhyun and Siwon alongside China's best export.

  • Yes, um, one Henry, Ryeowook, Lord of Dance...

    oh, heck, all of them pleasee. xD

  • "Sometimes stylists make mistakes, but she's dead now." LOL Sungmin.

    I'll take the Lord of the Dance, with a side order of THE REST OF EM.

    bahahaha Hyukkieee.

  • how much does it cost to buy them all? :3

    and can the be delivered? :3 please~~

  • i'll take Siwon please!

  • HENRY could be HOTTER if he danced the pelvic thrusting too... agree ?? :)

  • i'll take Donghae <33

  • *picks jaw up off the floor*

  • i want to gave kyuhyun please....no matter how much the costs is he...=P

  • Ahh yes, I'd like one Kyuhyun please, with a side order of Henry. Yes, id' like the Kyu-ry package with matching plushies. : D

  • i'll take heechul, he looks crazy....and i LIKE it crazy! (haha i sound so like my brother!)

  • Kyuhyun!!! WHOOOOOOOOO!!

    But i would buy em all! Gotta catch em all!

    XD

  • I want sungmin to keep me up all night he can be a bad boy to u know

  • You could buy Henry, and get SuJu M for free as a gift x'''''DDDD

  • i wanna buy them all!

    :D

  • I'd buy Hangeng cuz he looked

    like he new wat he waz doin

    1:16-1:18

    &&I'd buy Heechul just tu her him bitch

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  • short and gay , I BUY *o* (lol ? )

    -my bias xDDD-

    and yesung too x3 ♥

  • Aww danm i guess i wont be asking them for yunho <3

    Lmao

    But ill takee kyuhyun ^_^

  • lol this is an upscale 1800-call me LOL

  • I would so buy Kyuhyun. He's all I need to keep me up at night. ;)

  • haha i'd definitely take yesung and siwon :'D awesome subs.

  • Haha - Heechul "Buy me and you're dead"! LOL

    They cook, clean house, specialize in hip thrusts, who could ask for more?!

  • I'll take everyone. And Yunho too.

  • mmmmm. i probably buy yesung to keep me up all night.

  • ha ha lol. i will buy all of them

  • hmmm... i'll take hankyung, siwon, eunhyuk...

    hehe...just joking...

    nice subs... really funny

  • hmmmmmmm I think I'll take a RyeoWook, Kibum...Hankyung and.....maybe a Yesung...

  • lmao my favorite SuJu song and MV, hilarious parody

  • sungmin. ryeowook. henry. i'll give you all the money you want ;_;

  • "I talk all night long~~"

    Yesung i'll buy you!!!

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  • who is at

    1:25 and 1:34?

    btw i'll take....

    RYEWOOK, YESUNG, SUNGMIN

  • oh my god I can't stop laughing!!

    if only, huh.. :D

    and 1:25 is sungmin, 1:34 is heechul :)

  • since DBSK sold out....

    i want to buy ALL the 13!!!!!!

    i'll take all of them than i'll buy henry in the chinese store.....

    say....

    where can u get zhou mi????

  • I want kyuhyun, leeteuk, and ryeowook =D

  • I'm interested! I'll take...all of them! If I can't afford it, then just Hankyung.

    I'd like to see more of that Patented Sex Slave Technique to decide properly, thanks.

    "Buy me and you're dead!" Typical Heechul.

    Aw, I would've bought DBSK in an instant.

  • LOL @ beginning captions. xD

    Heechul so does not want to get bought. "BUY ME AND I'LL KILL YOU." xD

    Siwon. . .you just had to add his almighty religiousness. Bahahaha!

    Sungmin killed his hairstylist. xD

  • Omgee =D

    im so turned on right how (;

    i wanna buy

    Hangeng,Heechul,Sungmin,Shiwon­,Kibum,Donghae,Eunhyuk =D

    in dat order ^^ lol

  • I'll take Eunhyuk. :) I'd take the rest of them too but everyone should get their fair share, hehe. Damnit, DBSK all sold out! I wonder if SHINee is..

  • Hmmm...I won't be too greedy so I'll only take:

    -Hankyung, Haaawt with that hair ;) Well, hawt anywayz but~

    -Heechul, I like a challenge LOL kekeke...

    -Aaand Sungmin of course ^^ I NEED to change his hair BAD

  • who was playing the violin? sry I'm new.. dont know any names T_T

  • henry lau from sjm

    he's not in super junior

  • I'LL HAVE YESUNGGIE NOW <3333

    And Uh.. I'll take Teukie, Kanginnie and Henry now XD

  • ahhahaa. "specialize in hip thrust, you know you like." XD

    i'll order hyukkie, donghae and minnie. :D

  • no we don't have yunho. lmao

    and i totally agree with killing minnie's stylist - that hair D:

  • I'll take Siwon: "God's son" and turn him into a bad boy ;)

  • Hmmm , can I get them all ? :D

    I'll definetely take Siwon , 'cause he's HOT :) And he's my favorite too ^^

    Then maybe Hankyung , Kyuhyun and Hyukkie :p

  • i'll order the fiery heechul oppa hehehe

  • my order:

    1 tookie angel

    2 kyuhyun

    4 ryeoweok The ultimate top

    1 eunhyuk

    2 donghae

    5 heechul and the rest next time ;)

  • LOL i will order KYUHYUN XDD and if i could donghae too XDDD

  • i want to choose heechul ,but he would kill me.i choose hankyung because he's the chinese sex god.and yesung keep me up all night.and kibum because he know's how we americans do.

  • I'll take the KEY -{K}yuHyun-{EunHyuk}

    -{Y}esung- to my heart!

    Damn, EunHyuk with them pelvic thrust, he must be really good in bed XDD <3

    And KyuHyun and Yeesung! ULTIMATE PHONE SEX XDDDD

  • hmm... don't know which one to choose lol

    nice video =)

  • oh darn! dbsk is sold out...

  • LOL

    gimme the religious one please!

    Buy one, get the rest free? Yes, yes?

    Your parodies are different from most of the other people, which I like because it's actually funny and not boring.

  • nice parody

    id order ryowook, kyuhyun, hankyung, kim kibum, and henry!!!!!!!! lol

  • okay i wont but heechul anymore i got scared 1:34. i would take kibum american style.

    can i take leeteuk??

    God's favorite son, eh -~~ Siwon. haha

    yesung's part "Hmmmm" cracked me up just dont know why. lol.

  • ^^ I think I'd order Mr. American style with his fetish interest xDDDDDDDDDDD

    no no no, we all know this is a parody

  • Haha, for Heechul is should have been "Buy him and your dead!" :PP

    Throw a little HanChul in there. XD

  • can i order me some leeteuk!

  • ooh, i'd DEFINITELY order them all :]

  • "and dont judge me by hairstyle, stylist make mistakes " XDDDDDDDDDDDD

    this actually me laugh for about 5 min

  • may be i'll by the "F**** hot religious boy"^^

    thanks for the vid!

  • we cook, clean up the house for you, specialize in hip thrusts - you know you like!!

    Hell to the Yeah!!

    lol at Chul's buy me and you're dead =D

    and yes, hyuk.. i have plenty of idea as to the ways your body bends...

    hannie, you do indeed drip talent from your pores.. and i like the idea of the newest top of the line product ^_^good thing i like leather =P

    NOOOO!!! they HAD to be out of DBSK =(

  • eve though its a joke i would place an order XD

    ah this us hilarious

    sex slave!!!!!!!!!!

  • LOL i no the lyrics are fake n ur a fan n this was for fun it was hilarious trust me but when u made him short n gay I winced

  • I'll take kibum please!!

    MY friend will take Siwon (i'll share him)

    And...you know what I take all of them....but Kibum is mine just for me~

  • Hot damn tomorrow is payday...I'll take one Yesung please! How much?!? It's not like I really have to pay rent or utilities...right?

  • dude, it's a joke, nothing more. -.-

  • heenim,hannie and siwon.

    and not worry heechul is not going to try to kil me,after all i plan to let him play with his friends XD.

    you acept money orders? <3

  • YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I love this version of Don't Don

    Btw: can I buy the chinese sex god...i think he'll be perfect for me....i am willing to pay a lot :D

  • *starts looking fer cash and phone*

  • O__O damn this is the best i wanna buy all of em even henry and zhou how much? ROFLMFAO"S

  • o my goodness i cant get tired of watching this~

    sooooo  HI LARRY US!!!

    im buddhist but i still want gods son :D

  • lol....your parodie always makes me lmao haha!!!!

  • omg i'll have siwon and kyuhyun and that will make me melt.......siwon for me and kyuhyun for my sis hahax!!! and i want yesung too!!!

  • true true soooooooo true

  • hankyung is sooooooo damn hot

  • hot Chinese Sex God at you beck and call. please and thank you. Siwon I will have all of you

  • Bwahahaha~ I loved this ;DD Their lines are just perfect, I wanna buy all of them! xDD

  • Heechul's "Buy me and you're dead!" nearly killed me. And after Siwon's lines I just couldn't breathe anymore. xD

  • ROFLMAO that was hilarious!! XD Heechul comes out of no where "Buy me and you're DEAD!!" ahaha and Yunho is my fav DBSK member so when that line popped up i was dieing with laughter XD great job thanx for posting! ^__^

  • im gods favorite child: siwon ROFL

    omo

    this i HILARIOUS!!!

  • lol

    sungmin "stylists made mistakes but she's dead now".

    lol

    kyu2 "how many people can still look this ot with a bad bleach job?"

  • LMFAO! Heechul!! "Buy me and you're dead!"

    *rofl*

    At first I was all "no way the first one's way better" but...but....GAH! THIS IS AMAZING!

  • Hahaha, Yunho. =)

    They don't need him!

    Thanks for making fun of Ryeowook for me!

  • ..Puhahaha! I needed to comeback and see this. I though about it..and

    I'll have a Siwon ,a yesung, a kyuhyun maybe some Chinese thrown in there too...!! Hahah Rockin the crop circles!. my fav line..LOLXD

  • yea.. me too.. i'll have a yesung, kibum, hankyung and henry please.. hahahahahahaha

  • im buying hannie <3

  • 3:46 onwards ^_^

  • ***buy

  • im sorry but id but them all!!!

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  • I'll buy Kyuhun, Yesung, Siwon and Hangeng no probs :)

  • I'll buy me a little Donghae thank you very muuuch~

  • Cash or credit ? I'm soooooooooo buying them XD

    Loved every second of the parody, made me ROFL!!!

    <3

  • ur comment made me lol. XDD well, we'll just have to find ways to tire him out then, won't we, until he falls asleep frm exhaustion? *cough* personally, nothing's stopping me frm getting a yesung, even if it means sleepless nights and panda eyes.

    awesome parody. :D but now you've made me crave for a yesung, damnit. >.>

  • thank you!

  • hillarious! *dies laughing*

    question: who's the one with the red hair?

  • heechul

  • Can I book Yehsung? Want to see how much fail will it be if we are locked in one room together XDDD

    Oh, and I really need to go to China because their last limited offer is tall, smiley and extra hot =)

  • I'll take HeeChul, LeeTeuk, KyuHyun and RyeoWook~ Credit card? Charge it xD jkjk~

    this is pretty cute xD

  • Umm...yeah, I'll have a Heechul, Kibum, Hankyung and Donghae to go. Oh and throw that talented, spiced up Henry in there too. >:D

  • BUT SHE IS DEAD NOW !?!?! XDXD HAHAHAHAHHAHAH

    ooo another funny parody xD your gooood! love it ! xDXD SUJU <3 xD

  • "Only availible in our China stores."

    Damn...How much is a flight to China? XD

  • can i have a leeteuk, hangeng, kangin, and siwon please...with a littlw ryeowook on the side

    Thanx

  • ROFL!

    that was pretty funny!

    hahah~ siwonnie..

    I like the Talent driping from my pores part!! amazing!

    SJ FIGHTING!

  • "You like them short and gay? I'll be perfect for you."

    This part cracked me up. I still love you Ryeowook!

  • Well,I'd like to order RyeoWook,SungMin,HanKyung and HeeChul,please~

  • xDDDD~

  • "Only real men can rock the crop circles."

    LOL

  • What does it mean? Is it a reference to his haircut or smth?

  • yeah... he's got that crazy buzz cut thing going on

  • HANKYUNG OPPA!!!<3

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