is it chuck norris its sounds like chuck norris to me oh and uh you forgot something if it is chuck norris you forgot that hes the only man who can divide by zero and found the answer and lived
Awesome campaign and the guy really looks the part, my favorite commercial is the one where he is putting stitches to himself without anesthetic while chatting with the nurses. He really is the most interesting man in the world... Stay thirsty my friends
The Fédération Internationale des Échecs immediately awarded him World Champion when Viswanathan Anand, after studying his opening move for seven hours, suddenly resigned declaring, "Insufficient checkmate material!"
Ah, but then this raises the question over whether or not Dos Equis could disarm a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick... *The world explodes due to the sheer concentration of epic win.*
@beenjack actually... they are the same person...kinda like the trinity but just two... and plus this one works... we don't know how.. he's just made it work
A lesser man once praised him, "It's the new Chuck Norris!". That lesser man... WAS Chuck Norris. He is the most interesting man in the world.
The3sixTEE 3 weeks ago
He is the only man in the world who shaves his buttcheeks with duct tape while watching General Hospital.
RealmofNight50 2 months ago
poor chuck norris : (
capehorn1974 3 months ago
He makes code that improves itself
ThatStickyNote 4 months ago
He's a lover not a fighter but he's also a fighter so don't get any ideas. Lol That's so funny!
jakebright2010 5 months ago
2:01- 2:11 So he plays minecraft?
XSaucee 6 months ago 4
Now what about dos equius?
coreman24680 6 months ago
the state of florida is actually his penis
Duke0241 6 months ago
I love the Dos XX radio commercials with the violns music in the backround.
Steve17010 7 months ago
He once challenged chuck norris to a fight... after he had already won.
TheTalonTsi 7 months ago
Alien abductors have asked him, to probe them hahaha xD great line!!!
will2k85 8 months ago
i love that
" He can speak French in Russian "
Willbotx 8 months ago
This Guy vs Chuck Norris EPIC
Astorking121 8 months ago
BEST commercial personality in decades!!! I stride to be him, so I got me a beard.
graylobo133 9 months ago
Hahaha that's so funny
Ddevan03 9 months ago
Haha
Ddevan03 9 months ago
haha he once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels
even his enemies list him as an emergency contact LMFAO!!!
RyanLovesBmx 10 months ago
Greatest video I have ever seen.
SpencerKurten 11 months ago
He refuses to wear glasses while night driving because he is vain,but would rather install a prescription windshield for his car.
mistressofaminer 11 months ago
Hysterical compilation! FYI - its suede - not swede ;)
ladypn 1 year ago
Jesus is the true most interesting man in the world He once died and rose again just so he could save you.
He once went to hell and came back again.
He once defeated the devil with his words alone.
He once created fish for the hungry to eat.
He turned water into wine.
He could tell the future.
Now thats the most interesting man in the world
Denvermorgan2000 1 year ago
@Denvermorgan2000 jesus is exageratedl the bible was written centuries after his adventures so the term chinese whispers comes into effect
kendostick01 11 months ago
@kendostick01 Thats just a lie they have had the old testiment long before Jesus was born
and he even quoted from it.
Denvermorgan2000 11 months ago
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@Denvermorgan2000 i was talking about the new testemont
kendostick01 11 months ago
Suede not Swede! A Swede is a Swedish person! LMAO
amiga2091 1 year ago
he once skullraped god! without even using a dick!
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rhonamolinardhc 1 year ago
who is the person talking?!
NorrisSabio 1 year ago
is it chuck norris its sounds like chuck norris to me oh and uh you forgot something if it is chuck norris you forgot that hes the only man who can divide by zero and found the answer and lived
QuackerDuckENT 1 year ago
epic
koeix2 1 year ago
rlee1976 you uninspired fuck this campaign is epic--YOU need to be dipped in a vat of chemicals
noelwycliffe 1 year ago
he built the enitre log cabin, he was born in lol
Acard89 1 year ago
OMG like shut the fuck up already! Whoever came up with this commercial should be dipped in a vat of chemicals and left to die on a desert island.
rlee1976 1 year ago
@rlee1976 You must be "The Most Uninteresting Man In The World"... that is, if you could even be considered a man.
SatelliteOfHate101 1 year ago
The Dos Equis Man vs. Chuck Norris...Who would Win?? LOL
OQUENDO1968 1 year ago
@OQUENDO1968 the Dos Equis man because Chuck Norris would have to fight off the strong urge to thank him.
mrscaryspider 1 year ago
@OQUENDO1968 That sounded like something Harry Carey would ask Steven Stone during a Cubs game. LOL
alienhuman 1 year ago
the background NOISE (not music) ruins it and interferes with the voice
1PintLasher 1 year ago
Awesome campaign and the guy really looks the part, my favorite commercial is the one where he is putting stitches to himself without anesthetic while chatting with the nurses. He really is the most interesting man in the world... Stay thirsty my friends
carmitarius 1 year ago
who disliked this?
ghoster377 1 year ago
my goal is to become like HIM
TIMESTREAMER12 1 year ago
@TIMESTREAMER12 that was a goal for me long ago
mrscaryspider 1 year ago
aced a Rorschach test? lmao!
SeeGabeGo 1 year ago
if he were to give you directions, you'd never get lost... ftw
homeslice2387 1 year ago
swede is spelled "suede" not SWEDE!
cowbellkidd 1 year ago
epic
HotWaterMusic777 1 year ago
My Dad looks just Like him!!!!!!!!!
Mesha4b 1 year ago
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He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
russphilly 1 year ago
unmassed?
nichols8917 1 year ago
@nichols8917 Honestly, I wasn't sure exactly what is said, but I think it says 'unmasked', as in revealed.
nitefx41 1 year ago
@nitefx41 amassed
TheOzzk 1 year ago
@TheOzzk Gotcha, thanks
nitefx41 1 year ago
@nitefx41 I looked it up. "Unmassed" is an appropriate word.
hibiscusfreak 1 year ago
@nichols8917 Yes, "unmassed". He has removed the mass from a very large DVD library. This means that neither gravity nor inertia would apply to it.
NecessaryTruths 9 months ago 2
if he gave you directions, you'd never get lost, and you'd arrive at least 5 minutes early....lmfao!
NoizyWun 1 year ago
The Fédération Internationale des Échecs immediately awarded him World Champion when Viswanathan Anand, after studying his opening move for seven hours, suddenly resigned declaring, "Insufficient checkmate material!"
g699a 1 year ago
My fav:
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
LOL
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sugarplum730 2 years ago
He can speak french in russian.
HA!
Aced a rorshach test!
elfilicious13 2 years ago
He would be considered relative to Chuck Norris. The way it differs is because they were raised by two different Wolf Packs.
beenjack 2 years ago
Ah, but then this raises the question over whether or not Dos Equis could disarm a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick... *The world explodes due to the sheer concentration of epic win.*
rafis117 2 years ago
@beenjack actually... they are the same person...kinda like the trinity but just two... and plus this one works... we don't know how.. he's just made it work
keysle 1 year ago
If this man doesn't beat Chuck Norris I dunno who does.
xQ2x 2 years ago
Stay thirsty my friend!
Sprintdude 2 years ago
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans entire body xD
My fav is:
his reputation is expanding faster than the universe.
also: FIRST!
FLMNetwork 2 years ago