Doctor Cox to me appears to be a man who could swear like a drunken sailor but every time he's on the verge of flying off the handle and ripping into someone he pulls out a whole load of colorful words to verbally "beat someone down with a stick".
I'm waiting to see some gag reels of him slipping on some words and actually using some foul language.
"Just because you have a new buddy doesn't mean you can all of a sudden drop all of your regular duties, and I know I just said 'drop your doodies', and so help me God if you even smile, I will crush you into two little newbie cubes and hang you from my rear-view mirror. What do you got to say for yourself?"
ok think of something believable....grandma died....no no no no no no dont do that because if she does die youll feel awful and lets face it shes no spring chicken i should call her but then whenever we talk i have nuthing to say HOW ABOUT ASKING ME HOW I AM for once.......
whistle newbie....
my grandma died.... scurries off
(all this with the classic lean the head to the left and faces)
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Me correcting someone else doesn't make me a perfectionist. I wasn't even thinking of the fact B is next to N on the keyboard thought he just heard it wrong. However you are an ignorant jackass and believe that you are brilliant because you corrected someones youtube comment at a third grader's intelligence level. Good job.
I corrected him because I believed he had heard the quote wrong, and was showing him what it really was. I never contradicted my own arguement because I wasn't trying to prove anything just thought he made a mistake hearing the quote. You however are just a first-class jackass and like to think you are the Al Capone of Youtube. Good job.
i had the same exact reaction when i heard him say my name! I was like yay now me and JD share a name, then he said , go to hell shakira and i was over it.
dude you are fucking messed up, you should go see a shrink cuz you are a sick, sick man/ woman and i wouldnt go up to zach braff and asking him if u can have sex with so dude, quit posting really really creepy and disturbed comments you gay bastard. no one wants to hear about ur sexual fantasies
What a bunch of fags...go fuck urself...wtf were u thinking when u wrote dat comment....retardet monkey!!I hope ur not serios with ur comment....and if u are...go see a Therapist man...u got a problem!
i love how later in the episode when dr. cox is watching TV, JD comes in and says "hey can i change the channel, my grandma bought me some stocks and i want to see how they're doing."
There!
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PinkDickful 7 months ago
Funny thing is.. His grandmother did die :D
UnknownMugiwara 10 months ago
15 people's granma died. :/
perryscrubsfan 11 months ago
@perryscrubsfan grandma* - Also go away!
UnknownMugiwara 10 months ago
Hehe.... Newbie cubes...
shadowworld13 1 year ago
drop your duties hahaha
shark6tangoo 1 year ago
I love the way he sais "my grandma died" while he walks awya, pure defeat.
maya06227 1 year ago 2
"newbie, i reh-he-hely dont wanna repeat myself."
loca4RoCk 1 year ago 5
Thanks for yanking my chain there. THERE >:(
1hit3wins 1 year ago
Phone rang after watching this vid scared the hell out of me
kaasjezzz 1 year ago
That's me in the background until :37!!!!!!
txbluzmn 1 year ago 3
is that Professor Payne from Ghost Whisperer???
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nightelfhunterful 1 year ago
Newbie Cubes
NuclearMovies 1 year ago 6
I love this clip...everything about it was classic scrubs,,,,his day dream and then the ending...haha.
Genkai 2 years ago 3
that's probably the only time you ever see Cox genuinely caught by the erm shorts
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karleylilah 2 years ago
Doctor Cox to me appears to be a man who could swear like a drunken sailor but every time he's on the verge of flying off the handle and ripping into someone he pulls out a whole load of colorful words to verbally "beat someone down with a stick".
I'm waiting to see some gag reels of him slipping on some words and actually using some foul language.
Brandish728 2 years ago 10
this is a classic scrubs clip.
TA14um 2 years ago 5
what does "drop your doodies" mean?
i am german, so i do not understand everything
Bratmoese 2 years ago
hehe it's Drop your Duties ; Duties sind Pflichten ; also "deine Pflichten missachtet" =)
BeeOtchinc 2 years ago
und wieso sollte jd darüber lachen? also wo liegt da die doppeldeutigkeit?
Bratmoese 2 years ago
@Bratmoese
drop your duties - two meanings
1. Not doing your job
or
2. Drop your doodies: take a shit.
TomatoeAssassin 2 years ago
@Bratmoese doodies heißt kacke.
soso104 2 years ago
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Whats funny about duty?
TheINfamousrocker 2 years ago
its funny because its a funny word to say poop. just like dookie
sammie99344 2 years ago
cause it sounds like doodie..ya know, shit.
BoonDockshinobi 2 years ago
xD Newbie cube!
MasterOfFlash92 2 years ago 7
I wonder how many times John McGinley laughed when he did this scene, holding those expressions that long can't be easy
fury1031 2 years ago 53
"Drop your duties"
Heh heh
LalexXdaisuki 2 years ago 3
HOW ABOUT ASKING ME HOW I AM FOR ONCE?
*whistle* NEWVBIE!
Lol, JD's so lost in his daydreaming xD, amazing.
Bladerunner20006 2 years ago 7
"my gramma died."
XD
i watched that fifty hackinnn times its soo hilariousss
pgmosier2013 2 years ago 5
you used the word hackin'.
That's a Fred reference.
You are a disgrace to Scrubs fans everywhere.
Shame.
Shame upon you.
ILikeNotBeingOnFire 2 years ago
haha you're weird ;D
you remind me of someone i know;
have a nice day x
pgmosier2013 2 years ago
Woo, Jay Mohr lol
TWop258 2 years ago
ha ha ha ha!!! That whole long talk about how he wasn't going to say that his grandma died. and then...
"My grandma died."
Another wonderful scene from the show we all love.
FlavorSplash666 2 years ago 3
dr.cox is such a jerk hes fu huhu huhny
gempalm2003 2 years ago 6
wow, JD stood up 2 Dr. Cox!!
partygirl209 2 years ago
"Just because you have a new buddy doesn't mean you can all of a sudden drop all of your regular duties, and I know I just said 'drop your doodies', and so help me God if you even smile, I will crush you into two little newbie cubes and hang you from my rear-view mirror. What do you got to say for yourself?"
Epic.
shikiku 2 years ago 10
that is one of my favorite lines ever xD
jensensgirl452 2 years ago
"i am sorry i wasn't Listening"
hound89 2 years ago
Dr cox doesn't blink at all at the start of that o.O Good acting
Sickillahz 2 years ago 5
I wish all of my lectures were this fun
PhilWithCoffee 2 years ago 5
ok think of something believable....grandma died....no no no no no no dont do that because if she does die youll feel awful and lets face it shes no spring chicken i should call her but then whenever we talk i have nuthing to say HOW ABOUT ASKING ME HOW I AM for once.......
whistle newbie....
my grandma died.... scurries off
(all this with the classic lean the head to the left and faces)
emmadignam 2 years ago 9
Lol I love J.D.'s voice when he says "my grandma died" :'D
utelias 2 years ago 4
"Newbie I re-he-heally don't have time to repeat myself!"
(^_^)
darkpisces3290 2 years ago 6
Nuby cubes :P
Buubt 2 years ago 7
aha i want them
MrsHowl 2 years ago
'lets face it she's no spring chicken. I should call her...' lol
BloodFromTheThorn 2 years ago 4
i wonder how his grandma react to this scene :))
2silviu9 2 years ago 5
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Emmy4McGinley 3 years ago 110
the face says it all!!! lol
cannibalcookie123 3 years ago 3
Dr Cox is so funny, I like the way he rants on about things till he gets to his point.
SuperDeguGirl1234 3 years ago 14
haha loserz big ass replying message
Memo303 3 years ago 3
"I will crush you into two little bewbie cubes and hang you from my rear-view mirror." CLASSIC!
bluefireball0210 3 years ago 3
It's newbie cubes...
armbar21worshipper 3 years ago
B is next to N on keyboard. Ever heard of a typo? Of course not, you perfectionists don't believe in them.
gavtrivium 3 years ago 2
lol, i may have made a typo, but it still sounds pretty hilarious
bluefireball0210 3 years ago 8
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Me correcting someone else doesn't make me a perfectionist. I wasn't even thinking of the fact B is next to N on the keyboard thought he just heard it wrong. However you are an ignorant jackass and believe that you are brilliant because you corrected someones youtube comment at a third grader's intelligence level. Good job.
armbar21worshipper 3 years ago
How many times have I said "I am brillz coz I did teh correctionz!!!"
And you obviously corrected him at a third grade level too... so you've just contradicted your own arguement. Good job.
gavtrivium 3 years ago 10
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I corrected him because I believed he had heard the quote wrong, and was showing him what it really was. I never contradicted my own arguement because I wasn't trying to prove anything just thought he made a mistake hearing the quote. You however are just a first-class jackass and like to think you are the Al Capone of Youtube. Good job.
armbar21worshipper 3 years ago
GOD WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!??! HOW THE HELL DID THE "AL CAPONE OF YOUTUBE" COME FROM ONE GUY CORRECTING ONE LETTER?!?!?!?!?!
god, you two need to get a life
triclone0600 3 years ago 80
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Relax bro and take some medicine. I was just arguing for the sake of it after a bit as I am sure he/she was.
armbar21worshipper 3 years ago
but still, it was annoying -___-
triclone0600 3 years ago 8
Wait a sec. Do you actuall come back here to reply to the other guy?
WriterUnit32 3 years ago 14
amen!
jakeo96 1 year ago
@triclone0600 for a second i thought that was a line from the video since i usually see the top two comments as lines from these videos lol >.>
LilAnArChY420 1 year ago
@LilAnArChY420 Me too. XD
TheMAJCTOP 1 year ago
"oh what plans?!"
moonlady3000 3 years ago 5
is that the guy from ghost whisperer?
rust345 3 years ago 3
yes... =D
i've found someone else who watches that show!
sccrfootbsk 3 years ago
The Ghost Whisperer is one of those shows which is REALLY good when you sit down to watch it, but it's always a second choice.
R3D00d 3 years ago
i love that show... one of my favorites!
sccrfootbsk 3 years ago
dr.cox reaction is funny lol
6Manica6Messiah6 3 years ago 5
that whistle should be in the comedy hall of fame
vladtepes97 3 years ago 3
"newbie, i reeheeheally- dont have time to repeat myself" xD
Yarpeth 3 years ago 9
woah green eyes.
bookkid16 3 years ago
ahaha. its the
"grandma died, no no no no dont do that cause if she does die you'll feel terrible"
awesome
aajkz 3 years ago 3
I love Coxy!
actresssuvthecentry 3 years ago 4
Monica! YAY! HE SAID MY NAME! I was waiting to hear my name every time he called JD a girl's name.
Now I can pretend like he was addressing me in a passive-aggressive way.
EdRoyAlWin 3 years ago 14
Lol xD
LitleMoonDemon 3 years ago
i had the same exact reaction when i heard him say my name! I was like yay now me and JD share a name, then he said , go to hell shakira and i was over it.
CrisySue 3 years ago 4
ahahahaha pewned...
knoxled 3 years ago
wow...
knoxled 3 years ago
I have the same name as him ;)
MYM0NK3YD13D 3 years ago
did he ever call j.d. samantha cuz thats my name
Sammi903 3 years ago 2
he did once... cant remember which season tho......
justin040490 3 years ago
yes he has
EvilKelsits 3 years ago
lol sometimes i do syllable elongation lol
yonka3 3 years ago
yeah , im really getting the hang of syllable elongatiomn, now i reallllyyyy need to be alone newbie.
manufran02 2 years ago
I accidentally mistook Jay Mohr for Lee Pace for a second there...
Whoops!
VeritasDraco 3 years ago
"Get ready!"
Funny stuff. Scrubs is awesome.
Jurassic0Al 3 years ago
Monica.....
LOL
ifhgsfj 3 years ago
how yuh gonna break him two lil newbe cubes...
lol
dr cox is funny
kingj1992 3 years ago
Stage three is funny.
Genkai 3 years ago
he could say in the last moment im hanging out with turk.
so easy yet he said '' my granma died''
InkWulf 3 years ago
Newbie I Re-He-Heely dont have time to repeat myself
CMMalvado 3 years ago
Give a Grammy to John C. McGinley's eyes!
UndeniableJuggernaut 3 years ago 6
crazy eyes!! like carla said
erbodyluvme0imsofly 3 years ago
i really hate the actor standing behind dr cox listing the stages :|:|:, just something about him, about the films he was in jerry mcguire etc
yermaw145 3 years ago
NoOoObIE cubes.
sounds like a type of jello...
NOOBIE FLAVOURED JELLO COOOBES!
CuteLilWolfy 3 years ago 2
gotta love the syllable elongation!
itsjustash 3 years ago 3
lol two little newbie-cubes
Literatribute 3 years ago 6
newbie cubes :D
screembloodygore 3 years ago 5
scrubs is moving to ABC, an eight season is planned, yay!!!!long live scrubs
Utubefounder 3 years ago 8
oh my god yay !
ho did you find that out ?
shinyglitterystars 3 years ago
The Hollywood Reporter
Utubefounder 3 years ago
scrubs is totally worth the money
Roffawarrior 3 years ago 6
a lot of people are for some reason upset about an eighth season. i guess they think ABC is just trying to use Scrubs as a way to get money
shadowkazul 3 years ago 2
Kick ass Scrubs is immortal!
b0b52000 3 years ago 4
Hahahahaha...oh my god...I love JD's internal monologues...
And Dr. Cox's external monologues, of course.
chaoticpython695 4 years ago 2
Dr. Cox has really scary eyes!!!
xXXHariboXX 4 years ago 6
two little newbie cubes lol
birrman2008 4 years ago 5
the jaw, GRRR
Poya6666 4 years ago 4
dr cox is really cute =_=
and if you all seem so disturbed by his comments
grow up because unless ur like...10 you should know to ignore that kind of comment
CuteNekoKid 4 years ago 2
daamn, he does have crazy eyes, lmao
fishgul69 4 years ago
stage one - ggggggggggrrrrrrrrr!
wankadog 4 years ago
dude you are fucking messed up, you should go see a shrink cuz you are a sick, sick man/ woman and i wouldnt go up to zach braff and asking him if u can have sex with so dude, quit posting really really creepy and disturbed comments you gay bastard. no one wants to hear about ur sexual fantasies
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What a bunch of fags...go fuck urself...wtf were u thinking when u wrote dat comment....retardet monkey!!I hope ur not serios with ur comment....and if u are...go see a Therapist man...u got a problem!
KINGDAGHER 4 years ago 2
"Ask me how I am for once!" His facial expressions crack me up
rubyandroll 4 years ago
there!
Lanlordcan 4 years ago
lol n00bie cubes
spudnik95 4 years ago 4
I will crush you into two newbie cubes and hang you on my rearview mirror.
MyxJunkxIsxYou 4 years ago 3
I re-he-heally don't like repeating myself.
BiggieK7888 4 years ago
I re-he-heally don't have time to repeat myself.
If you quote you better quote well!
JamieKearsey 4 years ago
Yeah yeah, whatever you say Monica.
BiggieK7888 4 years ago
NEWBIE CUBES.
I've been looking for this one!
Thank you. ^^
pandabat 4 years ago 2
paricardiocentisis??????? something to do with the heart????
ememovies 4 years ago
I'm pretty sure its putting a hole into the pericardium of the heart.
tiffanysawyer 4 years ago
pericardiocenthesis.. I think it's an approach for patient with cardiac disease.
michaelatm2603 4 years ago
Haha...drop your doodies...
CountArtha 4 years ago 4
"Stage 1, The Jaw Clench. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"
LOL
EXRazeBurn 4 years ago
I will crush you into two newbie cubes and hang you on my rearview mirror.
XchelsatthediscoX 4 years ago
i love how later in the episode when dr. cox is watching TV, JD comes in and says "hey can i change the channel, my grandma bought me some stocks and i want to see how they're doing."
jackiejane123 4 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA Is it so wrong to have a man-crush on DR. cox cause he is soo funny
Lovesmygirlfriend 4 years ago 4
Yeah!!!
Jay Mohr 4-ever!!
Rebekkachan 4 years ago
lol Nascar deeply sucks....F1 rullez
Jackpower1989 4 years ago
F1 does rule.
SassyElfChick 4 years ago
I remember, Dr. Cox Blamed Jay Mohr's Character for the Divorce between Him & Jordan
NY4Life 4 years ago
Newbie, I reheheeeeeally don't have time to repeat myself
Schfifty000Glayss 4 years ago 5
My friend has a similar reaction when i say that nascar sucks.(it doesn't, i just say that to get her mad)
SassyElfChick 4 years ago 3
Nascar o.O Who watches that???
LidoTeddy 4 years ago
very good
treckerdirector7 4 years ago
noobie cubes
hahah
TheDoctor113 4 years ago
Jay Mohr was great in this. LOL. And oh, JD, you little liar.
ceemess 4 years ago
thanks finally an upload of this
PatrickN999 4 years ago