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  • There!

  • Funny thing is.. His grandmother did die :D

  • 15 people's granma died. :/

  • @perryscrubsfan grandma* - Also go away!

  • Hehe.... Newbie cubes...

  • drop your duties hahaha

  • I love the way he sais "my grandma died" while he walks awya, pure defeat.

  • "newbie, i reh-he-hely dont wanna repeat myself."

  • Thanks for yanking my chain there. THERE >:(

  • Phone rang after watching this vid scared the hell out of me

  • That's me in the background until :37!!!!!!

  • is that Professor Payne from Ghost Whisperer???

  • Newbie Cubes

  • I love this clip...everything about it was classic scrubs,,,,his day dream and then the ending...haha.

  • that's probably the only time you ever see Cox genuinely caught by the erm shorts

  • Doctor Cox to me appears to be a man who could swear like a drunken sailor but every time he's on the verge of flying off the handle and ripping into someone he pulls out a whole load of colorful words to verbally "beat someone down with a stick".

    I'm waiting to see some gag reels of him slipping on some words and actually using some foul language.

  • this is a classic scrubs clip.

  • what does "drop your doodies" mean?

    i am german, so i do not understand everything

  • hehe it's Drop your Duties ; Duties sind Pflichten ; also "deine Pflichten missachtet" =)

  • und wieso sollte jd darüber lachen? also wo liegt da die doppeldeutigkeit?

  • @Bratmoese

    drop your duties - two meanings

    1. Not doing your job

    or

    2. Drop your doodies: take a shit.

  • @Bratmoese doodies heißt kacke.

  • its funny because its a funny word to say poop. just like dookie

  • cause it sounds like doodie..ya know, shit.

  • xD Newbie cube!

  • I wonder how many times John McGinley laughed when he did this scene, holding those expressions that long can't be easy

  • "Drop your duties"

    Heh heh

  • HOW ABOUT ASKING ME HOW I AM FOR ONCE?

    *whistle* NEWVBIE!

    Lol, JD's so lost in his daydreaming xD, amazing.

  • "my gramma died."

    XD

    i watched that fifty hackinnn times its soo hilariousss

  • you used the word hackin'.

    That's a Fred reference.

    You are a disgrace to Scrubs fans everywhere.

    Shame.

    Shame upon you.

  • haha you're weird ;D

    you remind me of someone i know;

    have a nice day x

  • Woo, Jay Mohr lol

  • ha ha ha ha!!! That whole long talk about how he wasn't going to say that his grandma died. and then...

    "My grandma died."

    Another wonderful scene from the show we all love.

  • dr.cox is such a jerk hes fu huhu huhny

  • wow, JD stood up 2 Dr. Cox!!

  • "Just because you have a new buddy doesn't mean you can all of a sudden drop all of your regular duties, and I know I just said 'drop your doodies', and so help me God if you even smile, I will crush you into two little newbie cubes and hang you from my rear-view mirror. What do you got to say for yourself?"

    Epic.

  • that is one of my favorite lines ever xD

  • "i am sorry i wasn't Listening"

  • Dr cox doesn't blink at all at the start of that o.O Good acting

  • I wish all of my lectures were this fun

  • ok think of something believable....grandma died....no no no no no no dont do that because if she does die youll feel awful and lets face it shes no spring chicken i should call her but then whenever we talk i have nuthing to say HOW ABOUT ASKING ME HOW I AM for once.......

    whistle newbie....

    my grandma died.... scurries off

    (all this with the classic lean the head to the left and faces)

  • Lol I love J.D.'s voice when he says "my grandma died" :'D

  • "Newbie I re-he-heally don't have time to repeat myself!"

    (^_^)

  • Nuby cubes :P

  • aha i want them

  • 'lets face it she's no spring chicken. I should call her...' lol

  • i wonder how his grandma react to this scene :))

  • the face says it all!!! lol

  • Dr Cox is so funny, I like the way he rants on about things till he gets to his point.

  • haha loserz big ass replying message

  • "I will crush you into two little bewbie cubes and hang you from my rear-view mirror." CLASSIC!

  • It's newbie cubes...

  • B is next to N on keyboard. Ever heard of a typo? Of course not, you perfectionists don't believe in them.

  • lol, i may have made a typo, but it still sounds pretty hilarious

  • How many times have I said "I am brillz coz I did teh correctionz!!!"

    And you obviously corrected him at a third grade level too... so you've just contradicted your own arguement. Good job.

  • GOD WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP?!??! HOW THE HELL DID THE "AL CAPONE OF YOUTUBE" COME FROM ONE GUY CORRECTING ONE LETTER?!?!?!?!?!

    god, you two need to get a life

  • but still, it was annoying -___-

  • Wait a sec. Do you actuall come back here to reply to the other guy?

  • amen!

  • @triclone0600 for a second i thought that was a line from the video since i usually see the top two comments as lines from these videos lol >.>

  • @LilAnArChY420 Me too. XD

  • "oh what plans?!"

  • is that the guy from ghost whisperer?

  • yes... =D

    i've found someone else who watches that show!

  • The Ghost Whisperer is one of those shows which is REALLY good when you sit down to watch it, but it's always a second choice.

  • i love that show... one of my favorites!

  • dr.cox reaction is funny lol

  • that whistle should be in the comedy hall of fame

  • "newbie, i reeheeheally- dont have time to repeat myself" xD

  • woah green eyes.

  • ahaha. its the

    "grandma died, no no no no dont do that cause if she does die you'll feel terrible"

    awesome

  • I love Coxy!

  • Monica! YAY! HE SAID MY NAME! I was waiting to hear my name every time he called JD a girl's name.

    Now I can pretend like he was addressing me in a passive-aggressive way.

  • Lol xD

  • i had the same exact reaction when i heard him say my name! I was like yay now me and JD share a name, then he said , go to hell shakira and i was over it.

  • ahahahaha pewned...

  • wow...

  • I have the same name as him ;)

  • did he ever call j.d. samantha cuz thats my name

  • he did once... cant remember which season tho......

  • yes he has

  • lol sometimes i do syllable elongation lol

  • yeah , im really getting the hang of syllable elongatiomn, now i reallllyyyy need to be alone newbie.

  • I accidentally mistook Jay Mohr for Lee Pace for a second there...

    Whoops!

  • "Get ready!"

    Funny stuff. Scrubs is awesome.

  • Monica.....

    LOL

  • how yuh gonna break him two lil newbe cubes...

    lol

    dr cox is funny

  • Stage three is funny.

  • he could say in the last moment im hanging out with turk.

    so easy yet he said '' my granma died''

  • Newbie I Re-He-Heely dont have time to repeat myself

  • Give a Grammy to John C. McGinley's eyes!

  • crazy eyes!! like carla said

  • i really hate the actor standing behind dr cox listing the stages :|:|:, just something about him, about the films he was in jerry mcguire etc

  • NoOoObIE cubes.

    sounds like a type of jello...

    NOOBIE FLAVOURED JELLO COOOBES!

  • gotta love the syllable elongation!

  • lol two little newbie-cubes

  • newbie cubes :D

  • scrubs is moving to ABC, an eight season is planned, yay!!!!long live scrubs

  • oh my god yay !

    ho did you find that out ?

  • The Hollywood Reporter

  • scrubs is totally worth the money

  • a lot of people are for some reason upset about an eighth season. i guess they think ABC is just trying to use Scrubs as a way to get money

  • Kick ass Scrubs is immortal!

  • Hahahahaha...oh my god...I love JD's internal monologues...

    And Dr. Cox's external monologues, of course.

  • Dr. Cox has really scary eyes!!!

  • two little newbie cubes lol

  • the jaw, GRRR

  • dr cox is really cute =_=

    and if you all seem so disturbed by his comments

    grow up because unless ur like...10 you should know to ignore that kind of comment

  • daamn, he does have crazy eyes, lmao

  • stage one - ggggggggggrrrrrrrrr!

  • dude you are fucking messed up, you should go see a shrink cuz you are a sick, sick man/ woman and i wouldnt go up to zach braff and asking him if u can have sex with so dude, quit posting really really creepy and disturbed comments you gay bastard. no one wants to hear about ur sexual fantasies

  • "Ask me how I am for once!" His facial expressions crack me up

  • there!

  • lol n00bie cubes

  • I will crush you into two newbie cubes and hang you on my rearview mirror.

  • I re-he-heally don't like repeating myself.

  • I re-he-heally don't have time to repeat myself.

    If you quote you better quote well!

  • Yeah yeah, whatever you say Monica.

  • NEWBIE CUBES.

    I've been looking for this one!

    Thank you. ^^

  • paricardiocentisis??????? something to do with the heart????

  • I'm pretty sure its putting a hole into the pericardium of the heart.

  • pericardiocenthesis.. I think it's an approach for patient with cardiac disease.

  • Haha...drop your doodies...

  • "Stage 1, The Jaw Clench.  RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!"

    LOL

  • I will crush you into two newbie cubes and hang you on my rearview mirror.

  • i love how later in the episode when dr. cox is watching TV, JD comes in and says "hey can i change the channel, my grandma bought me some stocks and i want to see how they're doing."

  • HAHAHAHAHA Is it so wrong to have a man-crush on DR. cox cause he is soo funny

  • Yeah!!!

    Jay Mohr 4-ever!!

  • lol Nascar deeply sucks....F1 rullez

  • F1 does rule.

  • I remember, Dr. Cox Blamed Jay Mohr's Character for the Divorce between Him & Jordan

  • Newbie, I reheheeeeeally don't have time to repeat myself

  • My friend has a similar reaction when i say that nascar sucks.(it doesn't, i just say that to get her mad)

  • Nascar o.O Who watches that???

  • very good

  • noobie cubes

    hahah

  • Jay Mohr was great in this. LOL. And oh, JD, you little liar.

  • thanks finally an upload of this

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