Paula Deen Eats Massive Lasagna Sandwich

[SkiesOFAutumn]

LMFAO

[N3vam0re]

I like how she fumbles it in her mouth. She looks like a muppet in that instance.

[N3vam0re]

I came

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 Brilliant

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 Hott

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 Very nice.

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 excellent.

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 Too bad, I love Canada.... you just ruined my perfect image of Canada, oh Canada...

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 YES! GAY + AWESOME, where do you live, mate?

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 Pfft... Americans! America the land of free, where homophobia, ignorance and diabetes evolve. (so glad I rarely leave NY)

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 I'm not Mormon so no... and I'm gay too, Lots of southerners are not too fond of people like me (gay yuppies), and I give them my middle finger.

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 Nope, My mom is hot for her age, may be your mom, did paula ate her clit too...?

MUA HA HA HA HA HA

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 She has more chins than Jabba the Hut, she rly looks like Oogie Boogie meets Oompa Loompa meets Tammy Faye Mesner to me, huahahaha

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 Paula is a gross glutton demon, whose job is recruiting uneducated people to turn them into her ross obese minions, you don't like me talking shit about Paula? Fuck Paula Deen, fuck her fans, fuck you!

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6

Where the hell did you get the idea of me coming here to aggrandize myself? I was criticizing Paula and her minions for their lifestyle, it's you that suddenly made a catty comment about my job. What the fuck is wrong with your brain?

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 You are the one who moved the topic into what I do for the living first.

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6

3. Ignorance is a bliss. A deadly bliss.

4. Doesn't mean that I didn't work hard for what I have. And I achieved it not by exploiting others, but educating others.

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6

1. Thank you, I know.

2. Glad we finally agree on something.

3. No, but lots of southerners eat like this, The TV execs are smart enough to exploit the horrendous eating habit of southerners by putting Paula Deen on TV, people who value themselves wouldn't follow her disastrous recipes.

4. I live in Manhattan and have a steady ell-paying job bitch, envy me!

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6

1. My opinion counts.

2. Southerners are humans too, They deserve a better lifestyle.

3. It wouldn't be their choice if the were educated enough.

4. You're a moron to disagree.

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6

1. She shouldn't cook like this.

2. Lots of dumb-asses esp. down the south that eat like this everyday.

3. I knew more than few Americans eat shits like these everyday, see point 3.

4. She should be banned from TV.

You don't have to be able to afford Petrossian Beluga Caviar, the best food in the food universe) to be healthy and experience great meal. Yes, they might be in financial hardship, but they also indulge in Paula's shits because they think those shits taste good.

[henrysinaga]

@bronzeownsu6 Every argument that backs Paula says "theres nothing wrong with making something like this every once in a while",

the flaw of that argument is

1. She always cooked like this.

2. She never implies that this is only for special occasion, unless she's being attacked.

3. The food she's making are mostly part of daily menus of Americans, lots of people eat these kinds of food daily.

4. She glorifies the excessive consumption of artificially flavored ingredients, for the sake of taste

[mizorepower]

NOM OM NOM

[Tokyoshenanigans]

Do people really think this is a day-to-day meal? It's just a TV show, no one actually makes recipes like this, every single day. And I am pretty sure the majority of the time people look up recipes, it's for special occasions. Calm your shit down.

[henrysinaga]

@Tokyoshenanigans She glorifies that excessive use of unhealthy products as the dominant factor of food's deliciousness, She might know it herself that the taste actually came from artificial flavor added to those products, which mostly end up on American's day to day meal.

[rweqqwer]

Press 8 for abominable horror

[joshbrill88]

god the would NEVER in a million years, happen the UK. that's what sets us apart from you, you tolerate this cos youre such a lazy nation. protest you idiots or the whole country is doomed to become the fattest people on earth. fucking hell, it;s already happening. OPEN YOUR EYES AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT YOU LAZY PEOPLE

[Dopestarslove]

She makes me sick.

[breadandbutterr]

Three Simple steps to become Paula Deen:

1. Grab some sort of fatty food

2. Slap that in between two pieces of bread, or simply

3. Deep fry it.

And voila! You're famous.

[JohnBaxterly]

She fucking DESTROYS it lol

[pikachupwnsssbb]

Pause the video click the screen to play it press 9 repeatedly

[CasualDude]

Pause at 0.08 she looks like shes eating a planet.

[dukenthaylor]

INDIGESTION NOW...INDIGESTION FOREVER!

[thenameserika]

DANG LOOK AT HER DEVOUR THAT

[bobbytiger]

Paula Dean.

A fat persons best friend.

[tylertyler82]

she looks like a yak devouring a zebra

[topstoper]

gross, that looked like a biscuit triscuit

[billand714]

That's fucking epic!

[toothbeaver]

Watching her clumsily gnaw on the end of that oversized ass widener was reminiscent of watching an obviously inexperienced porn actress gag on her first giant mule while trying not to look in the camera. Paula is INSANE! They're gonna find her on the shitter one day with a huge skull crater where a vein used to be and a half eaten deep fried Garlic bread n butter bacon Lasagna donut sandwich on the vanity next to her

[thekee4692]

What do you usually have on the side of pasta or lasagna? Garlic Bread! Might as well combine them they will be in your stomach together anyway.

[lfrey2001]

She eats that lasagna sandwich at double speed?

[DolceBesos]

Oh calm down people. She's not promoting anything but delish food. Besides, everyone has a choice of what they stuff in their mouths.

While I wouldn't encourage anyone to shove donut burgers and big ass lasagna sandwiches down their throats daily, I don't see the harm in eating it once in a blue moon. I mean, I know I'm going to gain a few pounds every Thanksgiving & Christmas but that's why I belong to a gym, lol.

Life's too short to eat brown rice and skinless baked chicken all the time! :D

[punkmonkey123]

@DolceBesos Life would be shorter shoveling down this garbage.

[mariotaz]

@DolceBesos

Hmmm funny

'Life's too short to eat brown rice and skinless baked chicken all the time! :D'

Maybe life's too short because you're eating this stuff? XD

[polkadotzeaturfaceup]

@DolceBesos ...But she never seems to make ANYTHING healthy, that's the thing.

[undercookedoverdone]

@polkadotzeaturfaceup Then don't watch her show!

[polkadotzeaturfaceup]

@undercookedoverdone I watch clips on Youtube because it's extremely entertaining xD

[jaeOneS2]

@DolceBesos you done took them words out ma mouth. HalleljuYURR

[thenamelessavenger]

BRING ME SOLO!

[toothbeaver]

LOL i nearly shit when I read this for the 4th time and got the joke so hard it was enough to trigger a snot blowing exhale of smoke. understated genius, bravo! On a related topic doesn't paula deens massive jowel-throat area eerily remind you of the Sarlacc?

[tylertyler82]

Delicious treat for once a month not once a day.

[CakesByJp]

mmmm GO PAULA! OBESITY RULES

[07sproate]

@CakesByJp except when you try to do anything other than sit on the couch or toilet

[ratmq]

Come on!......PuhLEEZE!......Is this woman TRYING to encourage obesity?....I mean I am NOT a health food freak BUT THIS....And the donut burger????How does anyone take this lady seriously?

[DrunkenGirlfriend]

I seen this episode today,and was speechless.

Not sure what is worse,this sandwich,or the donut and egg sandwich she made on another episode.

The food looks yummy,but it's a heart attack waiting to happen.

[somethunder86]

Destination: Obesity

Going via this stupid bitch's house.

[Stopthepresswhosetha]

LMAOOOOOOO When I saw her making this for the first time I seriously thought she was kidding!!!

[ne1cool]

Just saw this on TV. Got carbs?

[singinglilies]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH LMAO!!! For a moment I thought this was from Madtv

[Medli]

LOOOOOL.

[Superdude688]

LOL

[toxicfoxxx]

0:07 XD