Single vs Married

[joshua50101]

is that the dress u r gonna wear?

-I'll prolly buy sth new.

-Of course

xD, hahahaha

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[joshua50101]

that actor's performance is so great that sometimes It looks like he is an actual gay.

[Deadshot1989]

marriage is pointless

[Jacquesvoller]

that thing about the cake plate and juice makers is true, my parents have a coffee machine yet there is no coffee. thank god it's not like that with the toaster

[speculate1]

Adam: "I think marriage is gonna be really great..!"

Jeff: "Based on what..?"  LMFAO!!!

[fight779]

is this video not working for anybody else? it just sits there and buffers but won't play anything....

[fpvshitsonhsv]

Jeff is a laugh,"im sorry to but theres no cake"

[bibman5150]

Marriage is nothing but a setup, when the marriage ends in divorce, women get a golden parachute and men end up paying, paying, and paying.

[waughdesilva]

This is the you tube clip that's got the "My wife wanted a cat, I didn't want a cat, so we compromised and got a cat".

Also the bit about "cake plate", "juice maker", ...

[shmookins]

the cake is a lie!

[TheRealAlCapone]

now i remember why im not married, because im 14

[Hybie]

Now I remember why I'm not married. Can't belive people willingly gives up their freedom just to have to compromise the rest of her lifes. I've had a coupple of offers in my carreer and THANK GOD I HAD THE BRAINS TO TURN THEM DOWN!!! I love my life as it is...

[Bullzmilk123]

dude im all for independant chicks but if na guy is good to you and loves you and you love him say yes because he wont come around twice remeber that my chick said no and she marries a convict

[Rawk4Life]

"She's not pregnant!" "Oh, so you're shooting blanks?" David Spade is so spontaneously funny.

[Enfirnity]

yeah he is, with scripts :P